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Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection
Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection

A fancy-ass melanin-challenged bank trader accused of fraud in connection with a $2.3 billion loss in unauthorized trading reported by Swiss giant UBS is “sorry beyond recollection,” his Valet said Thursday, because now he cannot remember where he stashed the money. Full story»

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Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn

Mr. Jack Layton passed away today while fighting 300 CIA agents, destroying most of them, drawing sympathy from an unlikely part of the country: The United States of Quebec. Full story»

Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors
Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors

The online knee-jerk spoofopedia that is written entirely by quadriplegics, iSexuals, biSexuals, trySexuals, perverts, degenerates, tardy school children, farm animals, kindergarten teachers, Wikipedia rejects, peg-legged whalers, washed up 1st graders, and a few bearded-ladies (plus a honey or 2), is losing contributors Full story»

People overweight, and it's their fault, at all time low
People overweight, and it's their fault, at all time low

“If the additional fat is a product of modern society, you should not be given Diabetes by some facist doctor,” Full story»

Gerard Depardieu first recipient of the Legion de Pisser
Gerard Depardieu first recipient of the Legion de Pisser

A panel of French cultural experts have applauded Depardieu's decision to pull out his penis in the economy class and now want to pin a medal of the Legion de Pisser on Depardieu's Saucisse Francais. Full story»


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