UnNews:Main Page opt3

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

Archives: September 2020 | Older Indigestions

Refresh add

The cover of Sarah Palin's newest book, Going Rouge, which garnered positive feedback for its use of complete sentences and proper grammar.

Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana."
» Full story

This trailer-based sign is the latest peaceful outreach of the Dove World Friendship Center.

US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults

(Gnome-speakernotes.png listen) GAINESVILLE, Florida -- The United States briefly jumped ahead in the months-long battle between Muslims and Christians to give the other side gratuitous offense when Pastor Terry Jones designated next Saturday as the first "Burn a Koran Day."
» Full story

An artist's impression of the "Ground Zero Heads on Spikes" project.

Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero

GROUND ZERO, New York City -- Supporters of the Tea Party movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to "display the severed heads of 9/11 victims on spikes at Ground Zero." Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being "misleading" and "hysterical."
» Full story

UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation.

September 20, 2020 19:50 UTC

From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize

Write a new UnNews story:

Type your desired headline and then click on the button.

Recent UnNews Audio

Podcast | Archive.

Horoscope for This Month
Week of the:

628px-Scrabble tiles wooden.jpg
Read this month's predictions

UnFunnies for September 20

"You are the devil!" "And...?"

Original reportingMore

On This Day

September 20, 2019

September 20, 2018




Big Brother is watching you.
Minitrue ± What's This?

If you find the Uncyclopedia mirror or its sista projects worthy, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:

Got something to say? Request an interview with the UnNews community

Got news and no computer? Call the UnNews Hotline

Phone-us Please
+1-900-867-5309 (toll-free* in the U.S. only, ask for Jenny [*may not actually be free])
+1-234-567-8910 (outside the U.S. - long distance)
+44-(0)7758-913637 (U.K. / Europe) real number!
If you have news, and a computer, and can't figure out how to work this page, try Clicking Here

Latest news reports:

Refresh to see the latest news! if you find a broken, true, or rubbish article, fix it.



a 50-50 chance of



Play day

a 1000% chance of

hot chicks



a 0% chance of


Suggested Recreation
While there is a 1% chance of hail
Wednesday, we suggest a little yard work.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!

About UnNews

An Uncyclomedia project

We are a group of semi-sentient beings whose mission is to build a website with present, up-to-date, relevant, newsworthy and entertaining content without a shred of truth.

All content is released under a free license. By making our content perpetually available for free redistribution and abuse, we hope to line the birdcages of people everywhere.

UnNews also aims to write stories from a borg point of view.

UnNews needs you! We want to create a diverse community where proles from around the globe can collaborate to report the news lies on a wide variety of events that never happened.

If you would like to write, publish or edit articles, visit the Workspace and read the Introduction to UnNews.
UnNews Languages
Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews Logo Potato (No text).png UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository