UnNews:Robot confesses, Al-Qaida behind birthday party massacre
9 January 2010
What began as a joyous occasion for little Kristof, celebrating his seventh birthday, ended in blood and tears for the Quamby family and friends. Parents Oliver and Shirl Quamby said, "This day will live in infamy. All we were doing was trying to have a nice time with our kids, for the love of God."
The suspect robot opened fire on around 15 children as they gathered to watch him perform a magic act. Under interrogation, he admitted that, "I was prepared for my mission in a Yemeni Al-Qaida training camp. I take full responsibility for defending Islam from the great Satan."