UnNews:Teletubbies exposed as subliminal tool for Nazism

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22 January 2010

"Nazitubbies is what they should have called it," says Charles Starkweather, home-schooled conservative pundit.

LONDON, England -- Ever since "American cleric and conservative pundit Jerry Falwell claimed in 1999 that Tinky Winky, one of the Teletubbies, was homosexual", [1] the BBC edu-tainment show targeted at one to four year olds has come under increasingly investigatory investigation. A number of the Bat Fuck Righteous and homeschooling advocates, both here and "across the pond" in the States, have uncovered disturbing evidence that the show was, in fact, a tool for the dissemination of Nazi propaganda [2].

"Our toddlers weren't the only target of this conspiracy," says Nathan Muttonsmith of the grass-roots childrens conspiracy network Stop Teaching Our Kids (STUK). He cites an encyclopedic article on the Teletubbies phenomenon;

"Although the show is aimed at children between the ages of one and four, it has a substantial cult following with older generations, mainly university students. The mixture of bright colours, unusual designs, repetitive non-verbal dialogue, ritualistic format, and the occasional forays into physical comedy appealed to a demographic who perceived the show as having psychedelic connotations. Teletubbies was controversial for this reason, and also for a perception that it was insufficiently educational. However, the creators have stated their opinions on the educational value of the show." [3]

Reverend Falwell, meanwhile, has vowed to, "fight this and other evils, like Venezuela, gays and Haitian voodoo devil worshipers, in the Name of Our Lord, Jesus Christ."



  1. Wikipedia article on Teletubbies.
  2. Their diet seems to be almost exclusively "Tubby Custard" mispronounced as Tubby Tustard by the characters (which is created by a Tubby Custard machine and consumed by sucking through a spiral straw) and "Tubby Toast" (circular toast with a smiley face on it), and they are spectacularly messy eaters.
  3. Wikipedia article on Teletubbies.