UnNews:Vatican's daily newspaper admits that Santa Claus is bigger than Jesus Christ
24 November 2008
Mr. Claus's comments caused shock as Christians around the world burned all of their Christmas presents and murdered all of those poor little Elves who Santa forces to make toys for him. "Ho Ho Ho, all these cookies have made me bigger than Jesus," was the comment that recieved a global audience.
"It is a phrase that provided great indignation at the time, but which sounds today like a quip from an old man in the North Pole overcome with great obesity," the newspaper wrote. "the real talent of Santa ," It said, "Rested in his unequalled capacity to spread jolly around the land." "Today," it lamented, "presents seem above all to be cheap, plastic, made in China and sure to break a week after you buy it, falling well short of the durability of Santa's presents."
- ummm... that guy "[www.thisisafakedomainname.com hello]". yes., SATAN 66, 6666