UnNews talk:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

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Ah yes, "My Job Blows" and "My Job Sucks" but Google and Apple sort of try to make up for it with those stock options and profit sharing plans. That is if they happen to make a profit and not use the profit to invest in research and design instead of sharing it with the employees. Either that or the company picnics with Steve Jobs and Dr. Eric Schmidt teaching the employees new meanings of suck and blow, if you know what I mean, if they want to keep their jobs. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:31, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

From Pee Review[edit]

It's ok, I know it's not in the style of normal UnNews articles. I decided to write it like it is because I was thinking about how sometimes people write their own news stories and send them in. So basically it's in the persona of a new journalist working for a company (even if he is a bit over enthusiastic). Tell me what you think. —Braydie 17:29, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

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Final Score: 43 Nothing really negative to say, it's a good news article!
Reviewer: Enzo Aquarius 22:55, 19 March 2007 (UTC)


Tom Major[edit]

THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL!

I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR

AND I'M FLOATING IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY

Yep, that's where I got the name from :) —Braydie 00:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)