UnNews talk:UnNewsAudio

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Graah, I'd like my job back.[edit]

I'm flattered that no one removed my name from the list. I know I said I was gone for good but the tears just didn't stop and I've been laying up at night knowing you were right and I was wrong. I didn't know living without you would be this hard. I've been seeing other people but you're the only one for me. Any chance I could get my job back under my new username? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:39, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Why do you have a different username? What are you trying to hide? If it's that lopsided mustache, you aren't hiding it very well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:57, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, you spells mustache wrong. Praise Firefox. And naw, I just hated typing out User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy every time. I figured since no one got the joke in the first place, I'd just switch to my 5 letter handle. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:39, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
This is the new millenium, man. We don't have time for the o in mustache anymore. Also, fix your sig, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:11, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
God dammit. I forgot the nosubst thing. Don't I feel like a ditzy soccermom? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:39, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

recording request...[edit]

Hi! I'm kinda new here, and I avoid microphones much in the same way as some people avoid cameras. I was wondering if anybody would be prepared to record an article I wrote here? Beth 01:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Looks like Sev's already done it. Um, one point - UnNews articles usually aren't as long as all that. It's good, and funny, but it's so long people are unlikely to want to record it. Could you make them a bit shorter in future? -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/Paw_print.jpg 13:11, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Sure thing. Sev has already suggested that to me - I hadn't realised it was an issue being the N00b I am here, but know I know better - thanks :) Beth 14:48, 16 November 2006 (UTC)


What kind of software do you use to record your articles? --Weatherman1126 21:24, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Nevermind, I found one on my computer. --Weatherman1126 21:32, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

The list[edit]

Can I add myself? http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o158/unclemontezuma/srxticon.png SRXT. 21/08 08.48pm

If you do what the list says you do, then do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:27, 21 August 2007 (UTC)