February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to FUCK their FUCK with a FUCK.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, FUCK happens.
- 1222 - FUCK.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets FUCK.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to FUCK war. Nobody notices.
- 1994 - I was born
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to FUCK fall asleep.
- 2008 - Steve FUCK Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to FUCKING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. FUCK.