Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 2

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January 2: International Hatred Day, Season of Giving officially ends

Where's my marble steps?
  • 1 AD - Dawn of the Second Day (48 hours remain).
  • 1265 - Mongols kill 304 people from the Holy Roman Empire.
  • 1655 - The secret Yukon War takes place and ends on the same day after no one showed up.
  • 1880 - Soccer is officially renamed football at Yale as a joke on Cambridge. A new disgust towards North America is born.
  • 1933 - Adolf Hitler kills his grandmother and takes over as dictator of Germany. Cites that,"She was a fucking Jew"
  • 1945 - Hitler's bunker explodes under mysterious circumstances. His dead granny's ghost suspected.
  • 1983 - "Second Christmas" Day celebrated in Germany, fails to catch on.
  • 2003 - Some guy walks into his buddy's room early in the morning to point out that the clock reads "01/02/03, 04:05:06." He is arbuptly beaten with an old Sega Genesis controller, finally giving the C button a use.
  • 2008 - Dumbledore dies...
  • 2015 - Former fourteenth President and model train enthusiast Franklin Pierce rises from the dead to whine, bitch, and moan about no monument being erected for him for keeping the Union whole before "Buchanan fucked it up".