Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 1

June 1: International Steroids Appreciation Day

• 72 BC – Moses takes steroids; parts the Red Sea.
• 1869 – Thomas Edison receives a patent for his electric voting machine and makes millions selling the machines to Florida Republicans.
• 1960 – New Zealand's first official television broadcast commences at 7:30 PM from Auckland. Ratings are low due to Kiwis not understanding how pictures and sounds can come from a box.
• 1964 – Barry Bonds is born.
• 1992 – Bud Selig brand steroids hit the shelves.
• 1998 – Chuck Norris announces to press: "I never took steroids"
• 1999 – Steroids announces to press: "I took Chuck Norris."
• 2010 – One out of every three baseball players is suspected of abusing steroids. The other two-thirds claim to use steroids responsibly.