- 2,000,000,000 BC - Early Human Ancestors discover Pot.
- 7,000 BC - Adam and Eve are kicked out of the Garden of Eden by god for smoking Pot.
- 14 AD - Jesus smokes his first joint and begins his Criminal Career.
- 1690-1698 - Pot Smokers burned In Salem, Massachusetts.
- 1812-1818- The Second Great Marijuana Civil War takes place between England and The United States.
- 1985, 88, 89 - A duo of Pot heads discover Time Travel and mess up the time stream.
- 2001 - The Twin Towers are turned into the largest joints on Earth.