Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 11

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May 11: Printer Calibration Jubilee (Cupertino, California)

  • 85879 BC - Yo momma became the first human to be fully evolved, or intellegently designed (whichever you prefer)
  • 479 BC - Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love is founded in Ancient Greece.
  • 1865 - Abraham Lincoln's corpse starts to stink really badly.
  • 1956 - Gold Coast, a country in Africa, decides that they are Ghana, and become independent.
  • 1983 - Scientists announce vaccine to protect against Pac-Man Fever.
  • 1991 - AOL launches its internets service, charging $1.ooUS per week, take up is slow, as the majority ofmankind had already guessed they are a hideous fraud.
  • 1995 - The death of a generation. Countless people died.
  • 1996 - Fox News goes on the air. Its first broadcast is a big production number of the Communist anthem The Internationale as they show how close the democrats are to the socialist party.
  • 1998 - Nothing spectacular happens on May 11, 1998. Nothing else happens during that year, either.
  • 2000 - Al Gore loses Survivor after the Supreme Court intervenes.
  • 2002 - Al Gore invents Internet.
  • 2008 - James Madison eats George Bush for breakfast, then promptly uses his spidy powers to escape