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Slots do not accept money. Use the token machine to your right. Each token costs $1, and a spin of the slots costs 3 tokens.*

*Tokens cannot be exchanged for cash, or any sort of prize whatsoever.


Spin Prize
Wildehead.PNG Wildehead.PNG Wildehead.PNG Super Jackpot
Fancysix.PNG Fancysix.PNG Fancysix.PNG Jackpot
Ringringringbananaphone.jpg Ringringringbananaphone.jpg Ringringringbananaphone.jpg 100 tokens
Apple logo white2.gif Apple logo white2.gif Apple logo white2.gif 75 tokens
Cherry slots.jpg Cherry slots.jpg Cherry slots.jpg 30 tokens
Cherry slots.jpg Cherry slots.jpg Any 10 tokens
Cherry slots.jpg Any Any 1 token



The LCD display on the machine to display the Super Jackpot and Jackpot appear to be broken...

Super Jackpot is currently:

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tokens

Jackpot is currently:

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Spin!