Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation/winners

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2011[edit]

September[edit]

TheSlyFox (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

May[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Nada

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 __NOSPIKE__
  • This guy could have a chance actually. He's done plenty good audios and hasn't won this yet. One that stands out to me is the one about the kid calling the governor. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:54, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • Dex hasn't won this yet? He's done great readings, and he and Mrthejazz teamed up on the kid calling the governor page. I've heard of the other guy, SPIKE, but don't know much about his work. Aleister 21:44 18-5-'11

April[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

disgruntled news chiefs

  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. SPIKE SPIKE he's our man, if he can't win this nobody can! Give me an S (S), a P (P), an I (I), then maybe a K (K) ------ an E (E) SPIKE!!!! Yay! Aleister 00:03 14-4-'11
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. He has these funny clicking sounds, and it's all... er... okay, not really. I haven't even listened to them. This isn't actually a vote, either; I'm just pretending. In fact, I was just leaving. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:19, 17 April 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I took the liberty of listening to one. Clear enunciation, good story, and crazy newsy sound effects. I say we give him another EGAEDM.--User:Jokerman/sig 13:34, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Spike's mantelpiece must be wobbling with the weight of his awards in this section of Unc. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:07, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:03, 30 April 2011

March[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nommie and For SPIKE has come forward to do a cracker-jacked job of microphone this month (and he does give good mic), and from out of nowhere he kicks the butt of that guy who won last month and then apparantly took his annual vacation to Japan at jusssst the wrong time. SPIKE has promised to rap on his next audio, and I'm popping the popcorn now. Aleister 13:26 23-3-'11
  • For Yeah. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 13:30, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

February[edit]

NickJonesUSA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom. Nick's silky voice returned for four UnNews Audios in January--but he also pushed the service to new highs, actively seeking out audio collaborators and being the driving force behind our new weekly newsmagazine Last Week in the Mirror, so far completing a test broadcast. He has been in and out, and is apparently out right now, so we'll see if the FBI was closing in on him. If he was a flash-in-the-pan, it was a bright enough one to merit the award. Spıke ¬ 00:19 1-Feb-11
  • Comment If SPIKE says this is the guy, this is the guy. Yeah. Dat's da guy. And it would be nice to have another name after SPIKE's on the winners board, so we can go back and give SPIKE some more, like he's sitting there in the middle or something. But I just noticed SPIKE didn't vote for him, so I'll change my For vote to a comment, per SPIKE. Aleister 23:28 19-2-'11
    Thanks for your interest, Aleister. On 26-Feb, it will be a full month that NickJonesUSA has not been on the site--If he told you where he was going, he didn't tell me--and at that time, that will outweigh his efforts to push us into the future and I will invite you to vote for me. I like his voice, I like his work, and I like his enthusiasm about doing more than we used to do, and if he returns in a third incarnation, I could nominate him again. Spıke ¬ 00:27 20-Feb-11
  • For--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:30, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom an' for And SPIKE it is. He had 14 quality recordings in January! (Nick Jones, the pretender, had four, a foothill to SPIKE's mountain) and more this month. SPIKE!!! Aleister 12:34 20-2-'11

January[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3

2010[edit]

December[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom&For I was going over some of the past winners, and thought it's just about time we vote this to SPIKE. His profound renditions of the news of the day give millions of listeners their morning news, and they go to work or play with a new appreciation of the world around them. SPIKE is like their wake-up cup of coffee. An unsung hero. Aleister 21:08 10 12
    The final count: 19 of the month's 22 UnNews Audios. Spıke ¬ 17:12 31-Dec-10

NickLucas (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. He didn't wait for Santa but jumped in with two excellent Christmas Eve UnNews Audios (on "Green Lantern" and "Man not horse"), showing he is already up to speed. Spıke ¬ 14:45 25-Dec-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Let there be a tie. Of the three, this is the only one whose future work might be influenced by this award. If he doesn't get it, let me point out that UnNews Audio requires 1 English-language Audio in the award period and Mordillo has only 0.5, as the other half was recorded in Vulcan, or something. Spıke ¬ 16:40 27-Dec-10 appended

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 Tie Domi

November[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. Only, did anyone notice that all five Front Page features right now have audio versions? (For the two Electoral Armageddon point/counterpoint features, the audio is the same: the UnNews Audio "doubleheader.") That's like Bingo! or something. Spıke ¬ 20:38 3-Nov-10
  • Nom. Happy? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101103 - 20:51 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Shit Pickle. This month SPIKE has already done many recordings, and one of them is that doubleheader he speak up above. So now he's doing tricks! What's next, recording blindfolded? Aleister 1:52 9 11

October[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
Sure!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:26, Oct 6

September[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

August[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  1. I have an idea! I'll Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Symbol for vote.svg vote for SPIKE this month, just to be different. He should have done some of those recordings by now, and maybe will do some more if we give him an award. One can only hope. Aleister 22:09 11 8
  2. For almost single-handedly convincing the public that we have a hugely-staffed, busy, vibrant and sophisticated audio department for another month, I say Symbol for vote.svg For. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:00, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

July[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

June[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6

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May[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 Nomslut
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. - I should get an award for admin most often badgered by SPIKE for a nomination. Nomslut or not, this brilliantly productive news skewing unit has become something of a fixture at the news room. Which reminds me, whoever has been pissing into the SPIKE, please desist. With regard to this award, he's once again swept the field with his numerous, technically interesting, and amusing readings. Give it up for SPIKE! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:02, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - Excellent oversight!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:22, May 13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Since SPIKE hasn't won this four times yet, an obvious choice. Then both he and Zim can go for "one for the thumb". Nice work SPIKE, among all of your other wanderings and your instructing almost-Noobs on the fine art of editing, well done. Al sans chains 11:55 17 5 MMX
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. As the author of 20 of the 20 UnNews Audios for May, I'll just take this home with me. We could have a brief discussion of whether it is bad form to one-up the Chief, but I ain't quitting, and I don't work for free, so someone nominate me for the June Manny--and "avoid the last-minute rush." Spıke ¬ 01:31 1-Jun-10

April[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2 blazing Belching Hyena
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. Many sounds come from this noise tube. It makes the filthy Earth creatures swoon and cavort. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:13, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Just saw this go up. I considered taking it back to zero, then getting someone to minus zero it (which would mean every other user on Uncy would win this award this month except for Spike), but then decided he deserves it. Yay! Aleister in Chains 21:17 27 4 MMX

March[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4 reading and writing machines
  • I am not allowed to nominate myself. But I am allowed to mention that, as of the 7th of the month, my 4th UnNews Audio feature is in, meeting the technical requirements of nomination for a gratuitous and redundant second consecutive Goldstein as perhaps no one else will. This month there are two other contributors (more performance art than news, but still very welcome). If they or others are prepared to crank out three or more, to meet the threshold for March, give it to them, especially if you can thereby get more work out of them. I have been nominated for a lot of other bling this month; elsewhere I've stated my theory that someone noticed that I went away for 4 days (as did electricity throughout New Hampshire) and mistakenly decided I needed a warm kiss to be lured to return. Spıke ¬ 16:27 7-Mar-10
Point taken. Do remember, dear Spike, that this award is for the "best" Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. Being prolific goes a fair way toward that end. Quality counts, of course, but I think the key here is to convincingly deliver said audios. So far, I'd say you're in the lead. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed I would not have this or any other award given out merely for sheer volume. (See my frequent query as to whether an author now on VFD thought he was "paid by page count.") But the rules say 3 minimum, and I bet no one else is going to. Spıke ¬ 21:15 8-Mar-10
Clarification - eligibility requirement is three articles in total, not per month. Obviously, I would not expect people to vote over and over for the same person if he has not recorded an article in months, but as long as the person has at least three audio pieces and is recording at least one piece on the said month, he is eligible. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:57, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

February[edit]

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 UnNews articles, usually closely based on actual but already-mostly-absurd emissions of the AP wire

January[edit]

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  1. duh. carrot lol 13:05 January 15
  2. Smite lightning.jpg For! BTW Zim, thank you for the nice UnNews words of comfort on my user page. I'm glad you liked the article.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:50 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:17, 1 February 2010

2009[edit]

December[edit]

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - He preaches the news like nobody's business.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 20:41, 15 December 2009
  2. For - he's an evil twat. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:56, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Sure thing - I like his style. Plus, I hear he's an evil twat. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:25, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Because he deserves another one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:33, 31 December 2009

November[edit]

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5
  1. N+F - No says "Erectile Dysfunction" like Zana. Vote for the wench. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:11, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Sweet! This can be our dirty little secret, Mordillo... ;)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 21:32, 22 November 2009
  3. Symbol for vote.svg She rocks! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:22, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For -RAHB 07:30, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Dark and Zany. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:31, 1 December 2009

June[edit]

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 19
  1. N+F. We haven't had a new female voice in this neighborhood for a while. Certainly not one who can mutter actual words. Because, you know, females don't know how to to talk, they do babies and meals. So, yes, Zana. Vote for her. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. for her Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:58 June 2 '09
  3. For Zana is everything I ever want to be --Saleenmustang.jpg fuentfue Saleenmustang.jpg My Talk : My Awards 20:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Mega-For. An incredibly professional-sounding voice. She could report fake news for The Onion. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sounds good   Le Cejak <19:31 Jun 03, 2009>
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Yes! Yes! Yes! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:33, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. Holy shit! Not Zana, I mean, she's great, and I'm voting for her. But the "holy shit!" was about Cajek's sig! Do you see that?! He's pulling me in! I HAVE TO BAN HIM NOW! Also, For Zana's very good audios. -RAHB 22:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. IronLung 21:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg Self for even though I hate the sound of my own voice.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 20:03, 6 June 2009
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Her voice is good enough for the Onion. One wonders why someone who sounds as with it is here! Are we sure she's not using Nurse Ratchett's computer in the wee hours of the morning? --Clemens177 23:05, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Damnit! I got beaten to nominate her! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Dig. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:23, Jun 7
  13. Symbol for vote.svg Yes! Screw just the Onion! Zana's voice is good enough to misrepresent factuals for all Vegetables!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. I'm still amazed that there's someone on the internet that sounds like a girl. Still, I'm not holding that against Zana, his audios are pretty good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:45, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. And to think I had some part in inspiring her makes me doubly-pleased. --T. (talk) 12:30, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote.svg Zana's a she??? Oops. How did I not know that? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 03:28,12June,2009
  17. For Staircase CUNt 22:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  18. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:06, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir Sunbeam no u [email protected] KUN 23:58, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

May[edit]

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9

February[edit]

*Note: due to unforeseen lack of nommingness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for July 2008 - Jan 2009

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

2008[edit]

June[edit]

'*Note: due to unforeseen forgetfulness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for Nov 2007 - May 2008

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Modusoperandrei
  1. Nom+For, per the metric fuckton of amazing audios he seems to have done, according to his userpage, as well as the "give Modus every award on the site" campaign. /me fumes...stupid modus having more shiny thingies then me grumblegrumblegrumble... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:05, Jun 2
  2. Oh shit. I somehow thought he had this already. That one about Sputnik was awesome. I even gave him a shiny star for it. -RAHB 07:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. Yes, that man certainly can talk into a microphone! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:22, Jun 24
  4. For - As above really. He does good stuff http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 24, 20:01

2007[edit]

October[edit]

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9

September[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6 White people

TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom & For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:42, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For No-one else to vote for The preceding unsigned comment was added by El legend (talk • contribs) dif
  • Comment. Led does UnNews audios? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:51, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
    • Checked the logs and no, he does not. Could people actually know what this award is for before they go nominating someone? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
      • I thought this was for writing, I guess there's the Footlizer Prize for writing--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:01, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

July[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • Yeah, I did think you need a better sign-off line, but anyway.. ;) --THINKER 21:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I'll work on it. If I remember right I think I actually stole it from Contestant subconsciously by accident. It was somebody on here anyways -RAHB 22:32, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • The two new ones have a new line. I like them. -RAHB 21:00, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
  • You've got my wicked little wheels turning now. I'm gonna have to try that. -RAHB 19:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair09:36, 30 July 2007
  • Comment - Even though RAHB is the obvious victor this month, I encourage anyone who hasn't voted for him (and those who have and are bored) to listen to this. If there was any doubt in your mind, it shall be thunderstruck. --THINKER 00:22, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
    • You've been!....THUNDER STRUCK!!! -RAHB 05:49, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

NXWave (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2
  • N+F. Tough contest because RAHB is soooo great, in a differnt way. I'm really pulling for both of you guys here, and I am confident you'll both win this prize soon. This dude is a recent comer, and has done maybe 8 audios in three days, or something like that. He's unique, funny, and... unique. He reminds me of comic Jimmy Tingle and Mayor Tom Menino, both of Boston, and both often unintelligable. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:27, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: Next month. --THINKER 17:35, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Shit, I think I feel an UnNews binge coming on -RAHB 06:22, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Stay away from the Pee Review, though, kid. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:36, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

June[edit]

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5 depressed writers

May[edit]

Weebils (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Some great contributions over the last few months. Definately a writer to watch out for. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment Um, has Weebils done any UnNews Audio work? --Kenvalyi 02:46, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Composure1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7
  • nom and for For ground breaking, subversive, and flat-out ahead of the times UnNews-wise, I say this dude needs the award for doing the original, or "Gang Of", Four UnNewsVideo videos ... All hail composure1 and his singing bear! -- rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers.
  • For work like his is why I only listen to English language recordings. --Kenvalyi 02:55, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I almost forgot to vote for myself. Ah... narcissism. --Composure1 20:26, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I'd like to ECHO that opinion. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 00:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig though he should really know how to update the news template by now. ;) --THINKER 22:44, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ye Olde Luke 10:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:54, 30 May 2007

April[edit]

Contestant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • Nom+For. I only heard of him because he ran over my cat, which itself is only memorable because it was an indoor cat. What was I talking about? Oh, talking...he makes silly voices, serious voices and miscellaneous voices for those UnNews stories you kids are always talking about. I'd list them here, but that damn fool has gone all organized and listed them on his userpage. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:54, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Sheepish for? Damn you! Now I feel obligated to do these more often. --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For great work that he should do more... what are you saving your voice for??? Read aloud for us monkey! --Kenvalyi 12:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Ilona06 02:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For the winning Contestant. Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 09:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

March[edit]

Kenvalyi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9 dulcet tones of a National Public Radio correspondent
  • Comment Thanks Chief! Hey, does this mean you'll give me a set of keys for the UnNews News Van? Sweet! --Kenvalyi 17:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

February[edit]

Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6

January[edit]

Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nom and For Great audio, great name. What's not to like? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4.5
  • Nom4. The most recent batch were all excellent. Hear:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 .--207.44.156.107 15:34, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Actually, skip #1, unless you happen to be PantsMacKenzie. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:22, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • PHORE I am a fan of DJ Lionz and his work --Jobot37Jollyroger Layer 2.JPG 10:15, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Hasn't Todd already won this? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment - Yeah, but then so did Zim. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

2006[edit]

December[edit]

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6
  • Nom & For Did a whole lot of UnNews in a real short time and they are actually good. Premier Tom Mayfair 03:32, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Don't know where the comment has went but yes I really think he should be getting a foolitzer prize, not an EG, besides, a foolitzer gets you a higher rank anyway. So erm I know there are some audios but they were just read out, I mean there still is a big part of the month to go so you know, can you pull this nom out or something?

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk (ill work on this ridiculous sig when school is out)

I agree, all I do is read them out, nothing special. As FF said, the reason is a Foolitzer reason. --—Braydie 15:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

November[edit]

flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13 Cat for Cun

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October[edit]

Ununbilium (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +10

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  • For Actually, I've never heard his audios, but after the whole sand nippers incident (you know what I'm talking about), i've been trying to be nice to all Middle-Easterners. I'm not racist!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Aaaaaaaagh, I'm so jealous. *has temper tantrum* :) --Flyingfeline 21:26, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For his beautiful treatment of a few things I've worked on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:02, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I was planning to nom FF (being both a girl AND having a beautiful english accent) but after hearing the Korean piece, my eyes still water. At the moment I'm listening to the tour in Baghdad and I have no doubt left. ALLAH U AKBAR! and FOR.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 22:30, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For because the BBC and all things UK News wise are cooler than US.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 17:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
for excellence in spreading misinformation by way of seductive, above average quality (well, this is UnNews, so breathing is above average, so no great compliment), and hilarious audio work. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Absolutely top notch... we're really raising the bar here folks, I can taste that World Domination already --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - think FF has done a lot this month, but no one nommed her, so Zizou gets my vote unhindered. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:19, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

September[edit]

Severian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

Hinoa4 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

Just for a bit of competition this month, I'm breaking the rules and nomming myself. Hey, I did some of these, too! Please don't kill me, though. Nom, but not for.Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3

August[edit]

Zim_ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13
  • Nomination and For. He has really kept it updated nicely with quality recordings, and should be recognized for his not slacking offiness even as others appear to. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:24, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For As long as no one else is nominate I will vote for him. He deserves it, and I don't want to go off and find someone else who deserves it too. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 13:07, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For and Comment. You couldnt anyway. He's the only one that does it. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:21, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hell, I think the man might be Emmanuel Goldstein himself! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 19:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good form & Good show. --SigCommunist.pngPremier Tom MayfairTalkRedPhone.jpgF@HSucrose b.gifMale-UN.jpg 03:35, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For...Zim really is Tom Brokaw in real life...what a slacker --HPSig.PNGHP talk 18:14, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For because he adds some of the best accents out there. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:20, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For He might be the only one to have actually read all of my articles. --Composure1 02:27, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. But, Uncyclopedia awarding someone for not being lazy?!? *Head Explodes*
he he he ... forgot to sign my vote ... --Donut Buy One!|[email protected]|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 00:55, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

July[edit]

Rangeley (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5

June[edit]

Zim_ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +10
  • Nom and For - well, there's not really anyone else to vote for at the very least and he's been writing and turning out newscasts like a crazy foo' on crack, so I think he's highly suitable! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor (Harass) 16:40, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes....punches fist in the air. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 17:44, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes....punches outstreched hand into the air. --ZB 22:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes (punches the horns into the air) Though, I would like to see a bit of consistency on how he opens and closes the newscast. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This award has been highly competitive up to this point, and I see no reason to change that glorious history now...--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, rivoting, should've had Katie Curic's job --HPSig.PNGHP talk 04:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 15:54, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore! Igor, grab me my voting staff. I deem you worthy! Pshazap! ___ Sliferjam 16:17, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Almost every UnNews article I've ever seen has been recorded, or is being record, by Zim. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:24, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Does a lot of recording, and is really good at it too! --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 23:24, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

May[edit]

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8

April[edit]

Bradaphraser (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9

March[edit]

Todd_Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +8
Comment: Don't go mad Brad.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
ComMentAre yoU IMplyiNg I'm Not theRe alreaDY?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 23:40, 30 March 2006 (UTC)