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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )[edit]



Score: 1
  • Self nom and for because I've been nominated three times in a row, and I'll be damned if I let some silly "inactiveness" get in the way of my streak. User:HELPME/shortsig 10:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)


  • Self-Destructive and Counter-Productive Not enough people have been nominating themselves recently. I'm doing the whole wiki a favor. Also I haven't contributed anything significant in the past 5 years. User:Methamphetamine!/sigbase (2012-08-4 19:49 UTC)



Score: 1.5
  • Nomination and Symbol for vote.svg For. obvious vandal account and ban evader Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:18, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • I'm this user and I think my account should get a ban 18:22, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like this that user has already been banned Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC)


Score: 1
  • Having me trying to guess what the hell the pic on his userpage is with promise to tell what it is after the guess, then not telling and asking me to guess again. Talk Mattsnow 14:48, March 23, 2012 (UTC)
    No more than 2 minutes though, the little rascal amended himself XD Talk Mattsnow 18:53, March 23, 2012 (UTC)



  • I haet him!!!!!!111!1!ONEONEONE --User:Frosty/sig4 23:48, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. Yes, I know the rules of FFS but I need you to learn to spell before you can convince me to vote for someone being banned. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:06, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. I agree with the above post Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:49, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

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Score: 13
  • Nom. Duh. User:Lyrithya/sig
  • <insert name here> Sucks real bad. He Is A Dick In UN IRC.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • I blend puppies for breakfast. I must be stopped. User:Mordillo/sig3 09:58, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • I'm jealous. This motherfucker has his userpage in the Special namespace and is talked about in dozens of articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:00, 27 October 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fucking For Fuck this asshole.--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig 18:46, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Who the pfargtl is this? 19:23, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Eat banhammer, <insert name here>. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:55, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg <insert name here> gets nominated for this every time, just ban <insert name here> already! Ajraddatz (Talk) 03:48, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
    I tried. It just came back. User:Lyrithya/sig
  • Symbol against vote.svg Fucking injoke. Is this really necessary to keep doing this? James1011R 02:10, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Hey! I never did anything to any of you fucking assholes! That does it, I'm FUCKING LEAVING UNCYCLOPEDIA! I come here BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT and I find all of you talking shit behind my back? I FUCKING KNEW ALL THE AWARDS YOU GAVE ME WERE JOKES! HAVING A BIG LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE, HUH? WELL, FUCK ALL OF YOU, AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON! WITH A RAZOR DILDO! YOU CAN ALL DIE IN HELL WITH THE DISMEMBERED ROTTING CORPSES OF YOUR INBRED FAGGOT FAMILIES! ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Dec 6, '11 11:17pm
    Haha, you really had us going there. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:25, 6 December 2011
  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Neutral. I should not be banned, only MediaWiki default should be banned. Constantly deleting system messages including the "huffed" one. --TC02 (Chat with me) 11:14, August 6, 2012 (UTC)


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