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“I am ME”
|Me | ME | Scale (music)#Me | Windows Me|
|Alternative forms of me|
|You | U | Ü | You failed|
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your swift hands to bring her back to her former glory.
We mean rewrite it!
I am the center of the universe.Me is my very best superhero. I am my favorite topic and you ... well, enough about you, but feel free to stand there and applaud or murmur "Uh-hum" or "Yessiree" occasionally.
The rest of the stuff you can read on this site is about other people, so frankly, you can take it or leave it. I didn't write any of the rest of it, so that ought to tell you enough. If I had it my way, or "ME" way, it would be called MEcyclopedia.
Feel free to leave me a tip on your way out.
Please, hold the applause: it's embarassing.
Well, not really.