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ME

“I am ME”

~ ME on ME
Me!!!!!!!
Me | ME | Scale (music)#Me | Windows Me
Alternative forms of me
You | U | Ü | You failed


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This poor old lady is not in her better shape, but we wish we could trust
your swift hands to bring her back to her former glory.
We mean rewrite it!


Me

I am the center of the universe.Me is my very best superhero. I am my favorite topic and you ... well, enough about you, but feel free to stand there and applaud or murmur "Uh-hum" or "Yessiree" occasionally.

The rest of the stuff you can read on this site is about other people, so frankly, you can take it or leave it. I didn't write any of the rest of it, so that ought to tell you enough. If I had it my way, or "ME" way, it would be called MEcyclopedia.

Feel free to leave me a tip on your way out.

Please, hold the applause: it's embarassing.

Well, not really.