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Roy G. Biv

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VFD-padlock.png My Neighbor Cthulhu

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  • "Many who watch the entire film become incurably insane, others simply vanish the next morning, never to be seen again." Except for self-important gas like this, and like reviewers speaking in tongues, it's adequately written. I don't know if it's about something. Visited Cthulhu and don't understand what its point is either. Spıke ¬  04:29 14-Feb-10
  • Kept. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 06:22, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Martin Timell

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Flying cucumbers

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Angry Boy

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005 cruft about nothing that actually exists. It's not funny, the grammar is iffy and it's worth 2.5 points in Chuck Ball. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:43, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know what it's supposed to be about (maybe it's better that way). The article is pretty bombastic and unnecessary. "He eats his own poop." Yeah very funny. --Wilytank 16:58, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this was a TV show, it was one without a Wikipedia entry. Largest paragraph describes a fight with Chuck Norris, isn't that special? Spıke ¬  17:23 15-Feb-10
  • ADURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHUR --Roman Dog Bird 21:56, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - The author of this article eats his own poop. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:56, Feb. 15, 2010
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VFD-padlock.png Anastasia

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A real article about a real, notable person, funny in several places, regrettably pompous in the intro before the reader is sold to continue reading. Offshoots like the movie mean there is a lot to talk about. If Romartus would like to use his panoramic knowledge of history, I'll copy-edit. Spıke ¬  13:54 14-Feb-10
  • Keep The first graphs need some cleanup and additions after the first sentence or two. Then some good jokes follow. I really like the photo. This seems like more of a 'votes for potentially good articles which need work' nom than a 'votes for deletion' nom. I'll put in a few minutes of work on it myself, pump some life into the corpse (one of my hobbies, it gets messy sometimes but the corpses never seem to mind, no harm no foul) Aleister in Chains 14:34 Chinese New Year MMX
Okay guys, go ahead and work your magic! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 18:23, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:54, Feb 14

  • Aleister gets the save. Romartus added a few flourishes and I copy-edited. Spıke ¬  14:25 15-Feb-10

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SmackDown!

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That was just fucking awful. A terribly-written, incoherent mess. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 08:10, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I had no idea that Smackus Downus was Roman for penis-pussy, but now we know. Episode lists are so much like one-line lists of Fun Facts. "What the reader has to know to enjoy this article" is always a concern, but it's unacceptable that a reader should have to have watched each episode of SmackDown. Spıke ¬  13:48 14-Feb-10
  • YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:37, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I like the in-your-face yelling theme, but the article itself is poor. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:12, Feb. 15, 2010
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Phoenix Wright

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I'm in the middle on this one. Some parts were good, others less so. I at least think it should be rewritten, even if it means starting from scratch. --Wilytank 14:46, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

Get of the dam fence and vote man! Abstain is as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican. Actually that's a rubbish comparison. Old shit joke also. I am rather ashamed of this whole affair now... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:53, Feb 14
  • Wilytank's offense is not commenting without a vote, as Mr.N. has also done, but offering the particular comment that he'd like to see someone else rewrite it. "Starting from scratch" is of course an option once the article is deleted, as seems imminent. I can't do justice to Phoenix Wright, but Wilytank is welcome to step up, and the usual culprits might help him. Spıke ¬  04:20 15-Feb-10
Also I did not bother to read it. I'm just trolling around talking carp as usual. Someone who has read it, but still does not have an opinion... That's a waste of time. Not like this comment. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:14, Feb 15

Derek Smart

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Essentially a Chuck Norris wannabe, except Mr. Smart here has an army of lists to back him up. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:15, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
  • yeah nigga yeah --Roman Dog Bird 06:08, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Gets progressively worse as it goes down, and starts bad.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 07:09, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Definitely "paid by page count." Spıke ¬  13:41 14-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - These are the type of pages I had in mind when I came up with Chuck Ball. The copious amounts of listcruft irritate me instead of making me chuckle. The only things mildly amusing are Coca-Cola being his arch-enemy, and the fact that it red-links to WordGirl in the See Also section, though the huge laugh I got from that was likely unintentional on the author's part. What a little girl superhero cartoon on PBS Kids has to do with this "Mr. Kickass" themed character is unclear. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:30, Feb. 15, 2010
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Game Boy Microscopic

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Don Bluth

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  • This is a real article about a real studio head. It's mostly random rather than funny, but my only beef with it is that Bluth and all the Bluth movies listed are the stomping grounds of the said vandal. However, this problem is better solved with a wood chipper. Spıke ¬  04:42 14-Feb-10

Bluzzzy Supporters

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  • what --Roman Dog Bird 21:19, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ah, so the Hello Kitty clique has a sandbox too. I always mistrust articles whose titles contain a word with three consecutive z's, as it indicates they don't feel bound to make anything relate to reality, and it means no one (except people like RDB) will stumble on the page. But I guess that's the point. It's just for AllOfMyFriendsAndI. Spıke ¬  21:29 13-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Deletttte -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:28, Feb. 13, 2010
  • Delete. Is there anyone in here?--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:19, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Colchester

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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:16, Feb 15

University of Idaho

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Ooh, I like you when you're mad, Socky. <3 —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:30, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
Hah. I like it too, thanks. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:04, 13 February 2010
While we're up here, Socky, would you like to put in a good word for the article??? Spıke ¬  21:31 13-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Collegecruft - 3rd victim of Chuck Ball. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:07, Feb. 13, 2010
  • TIM WHITE!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 02:11, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This method of identifying crap articles is working uncannily well. Let's see: in the first two lines: Chatting with the reader (a pun that belongs in Idaho, where it surely already is), a nonsense year number, and a meme (kitten-huffing). Cryptic references to the archetypal college president (now called "speaking truth to power"). And a claim that the entire senior year is spent studying bullshit. Mine was! Spıke ¬  02:12 13-Feb-10
  • I'm pretty sure I didn't vote keep on any crappy college article, and I'm not going to fucking start now. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:16, 13 Feb
Meh. Copycat. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:04, 13 February 2010
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. -Sir OptyCSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png CUN UotM 20:03, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • "Originally intended to be a giant, city sized series of pubs" is HILARIOUS! However, the rest of the article is not, unless you are drunky-drunk, then it all makes sense (and is HILARIOUS!) Also, the "Majors and Courses" section appears to be accurate.
Factoid: UoI was once rated the top (per capita) beer consuming school nationwide.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 05:53 (UTC)
Now see here! I supported my alma mater, which must have come close! Spıke ¬  21:30 13-Feb-10

Eucalyptus

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BASEketball

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Hey guys! In honor of the Olympics, let's play a little game of our own. It's called Chuck Norris Ball, or Chuck Ball for short. The object of the game is to go to Special:WhatLinksHere/Chuck Norris and find as many VFD-worthy pages as possible. The winner, of course, will be Uncyclopedia. The first hand-picked one is BASEketball, an article about a fictional game based off a movie staring to two creators of South Park. With a premise like that, you know in the pit of your stomach it's gonna be crap. Let the game begin! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:58, Feb. 13, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is very difficult to write an article to take the piss out of a movie whose thesis is to take the piss out of itself, and this author doesn't have it. Quotes tell me how to interpret what I haven't read yet; intro assaults me with memes. Section 2 goes to the meta-level, another risky concept, to which the author's only approach is gazillions and the year 200034. At that point, it becomes a video game, hold-the-video, and ends in--are you ready?--listcruft! Epic fail. Spıke ¬  01:04 13-Feb-10
  • It doesn't necessarily have to be crap just because of the South Park connection. But, most South Park fans (myself excluded since I totally rule and stuff) are idiots as far as I can tell. And this does suck. Much more than the movie (which I like to an extent, but I haven't watched it in at least five years, so I don't remember it to well.). Wait, what are you getting at exactly? Whatever, delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 01:06, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I rewrote the article on South Park. I could only elevate it from fail to semi-fail. --Matfen 15:17, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. In this space I should probably add a paragraph about just how awful this article is and how it does/doesn't relate to South Park. But really, I can't be assed. So instead I think I'll tell you all what I plan on having for dinner tonight. I think I'll start with a light garden salad with blue cheese dressing. Then I'm going to make a nice batch of beer cheese soup. For the main course I have a pair of beautiful steaks I picked up from the butcher yesterday, superbly marbled and thick. I'm going to pan sear them and then broil them to medium rare. I like my steaks naked, but my wife will probably want to season hers. To each their own, eh? I think I'll enjoy the last of the bottle of twelve year old The Glenlivet that my wife bought me for christmas with the steak. Then I think I'll retire to the living room and enjoy an after dinner smoke and watch some TV. What are your guys' plans? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:27, 13 Feb
You guys may have picked up a 41st vote, but you can't filibuster here!!! Spıke ¬  15:31 13-Feb-10
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  • Post deletion comment. South Park and its movie are difficult to satire because they are satire. A good writer could make it funny, but this guy could not. (And I couldn't either, so don't look at me!:P)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:57, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Trinary

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short, too unfunny. Wild at Heart 22:45, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I spent a couple days in college pursuing trinary computing. This article pursues just about all the jokes there are in the subject without stretching it to the point of pain, notably the contraction of "trinary digit." And due to the advances in computing, anyone who tries to make the article better will have the same problems as someone writing really funny stuff about buggy-whips. Spıke ¬  22:53 12-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:17, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I'm as pro math humor as the next nerd, but this is badly written, forced in places, and overall unfunny. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:27, Feb. 12, 2010
  • Delete. Purely because they fucked up the value of pi. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:12, 13 Feb
In fact, the state of Ohio came first. Spıke ¬  15:33 13-Feb-10
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Collegio Inferiore

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Rodney Dangerfield

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  • Delete. Poorly executed concept. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:52, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He is a caricature, but he is an institution, and a success. Make of him what you will, whoever starts over on this one. But he is not (yawn!) a video game. Spıke ¬  22:45 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad concept. Wild at Heart 22:45, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - At first glance, I thought this might have been worthy of a keep vote due to concept. A game based on Rodney Dangerfield? Hilarity could ensure, I thought. Unfortunately, upon reading it, one can see the main joke is a bad pun based on the man's last name, followed by poor writting and namedropping. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:57, Feb. 12, 2010
  • Yeah, like Kip, the idea of comparing Dangerfield to Minesweeper made me grin. The rest of the article quickly took care of that. This legend deserves so much better. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:10, 13 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You had me at namedropping Harry Potter. --Matfen 15:19, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Slow Boy Running

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  • Who cares. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:49, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "The band was best known for its crazy MySpace antics," and that is where this irreverent piece of collective vanity belongs. Spıke ¬  22:32 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bandcruft - Long and boring, made worse by the fact that nobody cares about this unnotable band. Random namedrops galore, including Britney Spears, John Paul Jones, Buckethead, Iggy Pop, William Shatner, Radiohead, William Hung, Richard Wagner, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen King, Europe, Nikki Sixx, Maddox, Chuck Norris (of course), and Oscar Wilde at the end for good measure. Finally, the formatting really sucks. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:17, Feb. 12, 2010
Wait--does someone win by dropping the names of Shatner and Hung?! Spıke ¬  02:52 13-Feb-10
No. Only Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are currently acceptable. Keep up man! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:58, Feb 13
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  for the namedrops if nothing else. Wild at Heart 03:48, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Pants. And is this a real band? Never heard of 'em. Don't care either. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:07, 13 Feb
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  • Delete. Too short, too unfunny. Wild at Heart 01:29, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • It's tedious,[citation needed] but I suspect its presence in the template means it is an archetype of a bad article--that's right, so bad it's good. Spıke ¬  01:48 12-Feb-10

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 09:25, Feb 13

Rolling Stone

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring, cliche-ridden mess, complete with listcruft and gay guys "sucking eachothers cocks." —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:06, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 22:18, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Too many sex jokes. Wild at Heart 22:37, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't mind sex jokes, even in mild excess. But there is nothing else here, such as anything that relates to the actual magazine. Spıke ¬  22:43 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Everytime one of these crappy articles are written, the universe gives Mhaille bad karma. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:22, Feb. 12, 2010
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VFD-padlock.png Poop throwing monkeys

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*Keep. I would kind of like to keep it, which usually wouldn't give m enough morale to vote, but I have a feeling there is a torrent of keeps coming.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 08:31, February 12, 2010 (UTC) Abstaining.

We just blocked one of his sockpuppets which proves that the user in question was not the innocent kid you thought he was. You were trolled, and you fell for it. This needs to go now. If people think this article is funny in its own right, fair enough. We do not commemorate trolls. Not ones which are this obvious at it anyway. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 08:37, Feb 12
But I have a feeling this will end up an in-joke; so I really feel that there's no point in voting for deletion, since I'm almost positive it will be kept. And, on its own, it just has a sort of charm to it. (Also, I get your point there; the first one was obvious and pretty much admitted, and all that)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 08:40, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, changed to abstain.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 08:46, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. We actually do commemorate trolls, but this article doesn't. When I first saw it, it seemed like an article about poop-flinging monkeys and nothing more, and I'm sure the casual visitor would see it the same way. Delete the talk page if you'd rather. (Weak keep because it is a crap page.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:01, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
"We do not commemorate trolls. Not ones which are this obvious at it anyway" I'm sure I said that somewhere before. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 10:12, Feb 12
  • Keeper Just the title refers to the kid Pie, and not to any of his disruptive socks. And 6 to 8 on VFH just a couple of days ago--six users voted for it for VFH within a few hours--so imnho it shouldn't be huffed for that reason alone. It is also a good article and has a very interesting message (see comment below). It's also on Worst 100 of 2010, so has a history as well in that quarter. And one user has said it's the best article since "Euroipods", so some people do like it very much.Not written by the kid, but by this kid. Adds up to an obvious keep. Aleister in Chains 12:31 12 Feb. MMX
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. I don't so much care about the pie kid. Too bad he thought he could sockpuppet his way out of trouble, whatever. The thing is, the article never even comes close to referencing the kid or the drama, and I don't think it's QVFD quality either. Per Syndrome, basically, except I don't think Hardwick Fundlebuggy was a troll. On top of that, the article is principally Symbol opinion vote.svg too young for VFD. I don't see why we shouldn't just follow regular procedure. Someone with the right authority can tag it with an ICU or expand tag. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:55, 12 February 2010
Had I followed process I would have huffed it already. I know the author is not going to change it much so there is no point using ICU. We use VFD like this sometimes for such things... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 17:43, Feb 12
Did an author not planning to change an article ever save it from ICU? Suppose you ICU it. If it somehow turns into an enjoyable article, then that's great. If it stays the same, then it's bye bye poop throwing monkeys. Just saying. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:48, 12 February 2010
ICU is really more for those who don't know any better IMO. Like me in this case apparently as these monkeys are kept! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:44, Feb 12
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  • Strongest Keep Ever I've laughed harder at this than I have at any other article this year. sausage lol 17:47, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • (Symbol heart vote.svg Keep after the fact. Boop!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 01:03 (UTC))
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  • Delete. Well it did get some votes on VFH so I'm not going to huff it straight away. What does VFD think of this poop? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 08:11, Feb 12
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is crap, the story is gross, the single illustration is repeated 8 times, it takes work to figure out what some of the exclamations mean, and the article's single scatological joke is not told except in a parenthesized stage direction. And I am not impressed by Aleister's celebration that it takes mankind down a notch (as it is not in fact anthropology), nor by HELPME's calculus in trying to figure out how to be on the winning side of the vote. Spıke ¬  13:06 12-Feb-10
The four chimps in the cage throw the first poop, then the guy in the suit talks, then the four chimps are shown again as they throw more poop. Then the guy in the suit throws poop. That's why the illustrations repeat. Al in Chains, a few minutes later.
And I just made the man in the suit a professor of anthropology, which enhances the article into a clearer perspective of my comment, below. Thanks for the idea, see, these VFD's can improve a page just by discussion alone. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 13:40 12 Feb. MMX
Hardly an enhancement, as at state universities, social-science professors as well as their union representatives throw poop with no provocation at all. Imagine emoticon here. Spıke ¬  14:36 12-Feb-10
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  • Comment Put the drama aside, and look at the page on its own. I've come to realize how good it is, because, in a nutshell, a man in a suit goes from an enjoyable moment in his life to becoming a poop throwing monkey himself in about 12 seconds. The guy in the suit poops in his hands (so he must have taken down his pants, a couple of seconds time there) and throws it at the chimps in a territorial dispute. The five primates on the page, four chimps and a human, are defending their "area" (the man, his person, his pride, and his property--the suit), just like I'm doing now with this comment, although in words and not poop. The point is that the page shows in a quick read that humans are primates, we are apes, something denied by a vast majority of the human ape population. So, on the point of it having a message, it should, imnho, be kept. Aleister in Chains 12:37 12 Feb. MMX

Kept I know when I'm beaten ya Poop throwing monkey lovers ya! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:08, Feb 12

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  • Delete. Too short, too in-joke-y, too unfunny. Wild at Heart 01:27, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Socky nominated this on 11-Sep-09, kept by a vote of 7?-3? and Optimuschris converted it from total randomness to a fair but brief description of the heavy-metal band. Maybe we can subpeona [sic] him to take it a bit further. Hell, maybe Fredd and HELPME will report progress on the pages we recently delegated to them. Spıke ¬  01:42 12-Feb-10 post-edited

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La Grange Park, Illinois

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  • Guess I'm missing why it should be deleted. Seems to be some funny bits in there, and lots of work has gone into it. And the size itself, for a small town, is funny. Shouldn't there be a template on the page letting them know about this vote, and contact the principal writers to ask them to tone it back and leave out personal names? Just looks like a lot of work to be huffed without an attempt to reign it in and ask one of their editors to be responsible for watching it and keeping it short, unlike this comment. Aleister in Chains 00:48 12 Feb. MMX
Do the funny bits include the fanciful treatment of the municipal user-fee for trash pickup? Or somewhere else in the 51-bleeping-K? I'm receptive to trying to contact and rein in the authors, but suspect they will not want to see their Baby in handcuffs. After all, they wrote 51K (if there are more than one of them) without beginning a talk page. Meanwhile, the only one of us who gives A's for effort (or time spent) is Jupiterfox. Spıke ¬  01:04 12-Feb-10
OK, I studied it in depth, and withdraw my keeper. At first I was just going to huff the section you spoke of, and then realized it couldn't be huffed without breaking the tone of the entire page. So, yeah, abstain. Aleister in Chains 1:56 12 Feb. MMX
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ham glazing epic cruft. This is almost certainly some fanciful vanity and it's rate of growth over the last three months is hideous. La Grange Park Ill. is a town of 13,000. At least normal towncruft has the decency to be compact and predictable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:34, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Seething. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:52, 11 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --And it will continue to grow, unless we nip it! nip it in the bud! Spıke ¬  00:38 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tries way too hard to be funny and fails miserably. Wild at Heart 01:25, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Articles of Conquest

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More from the La Grange Park Epic. Spare no one. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:34, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • RAAAAAAGE. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:51, 11 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg There's more??? Given a historical charter of a fantasy armageddon of interest only to a few kids from the white-bread capital of America, we do not need the whole thing verbatim. Spıke ¬  00:39 12-Feb-10
  • Delete. Reads like some game scenario or perhaps disguised vanity. Move to the user's page or delete. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:07, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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The Useless Idiot's Guide to Newspeak

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  • Delete. Too short, too unfunny. Wild at Heart 01:29, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "We, as in me," think author is way too taken with his prowess with words and may be one of the world's "utterly useless idiot's." Spıke ¬  01:51 12-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:40, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I didn't read past the first two sentences and I'm voting delete. And I don't feel a bit guilty about it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:08, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Idiot's/idiots of the word, you have a new leader. Now go away and bin yourselves. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:58, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Independence, Wisconsin

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Unfunny, short, red link-y. Wild at Heart 01:23, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Follow the link to the Wikipedia article if you think the author has done anything of value. The result is most notable for its nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬  01:35 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The length is good, as good as Independence Wisconsin deserves, but the article is an example of extremely lazy sporking with no forethought on a direction or theme. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:08, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Both the town and the article. I live in Wisconsin. Independence is a terrible place. sausage lol 02:17, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Norwegian Discotheque Stone

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How randomly random. Lose it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:39, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's short, but at least it's terrible. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:53, 11 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From its Kenya-based template, to the invocation of extraterrestrials in the first sentence, to an incoherent problem with Bush at the end, it's random. Author had one chance for humor: Maybe courtiers called the commoner to the castle because they were eager to turn an anecdote of chance clairvoyance into proof that the King is not a liar. But author chose instead to give the commoner a royal blowjob. How--random! Spıke ¬  00:29 12-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:04, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Norwegian Randumbo?--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:43, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Harvest Moon Fandom

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A cranky, ED style article about a website about fanfics about a game. I hate! hate! hat! this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:48, 11 Feb
  • EDelete -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:58, Feb. 11, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just before we reach the super-sized Table of Contents, we read: "This is, in fact, all inside information." In other words, a big inside joke. In retrospect, that was truth-in-advertising. Spıke ¬  00:42 12-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Massive inside joke, but at the same time it indeed reads like ED. Wild at Heart 01:26, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! . To quote SPIKE further down this page, this template "is a navigation tool to scatology, randomness, and a few useful pages that nevertheless don't relate to one another." Cerise and scarlet are both dead links, Carmine is at VFD, and the template's just random for the sake of being random without relation. (Tom Hanks for Maroon is a wicked stealth pun, though.) Wild at Heart 20:53, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anyone who quotes me deserves my vote! There is already, of course, a Template:Colours that actually links to articles about colors. Imagine! Spıke ¬  21:07 11-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Amusing, but unnecessary bollocks nonetheless. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 21:27, Feb. 11, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I usually go easy on templates but... yeah, after looking at all the links I think we can do without. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:30, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Pier Fairy

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was a funny article before it was translated into Navajo, then French, then Farsi, then Esperanto, then Zulu, then English on Bablefish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:45, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Too random, too unfunny. Wild at Heart 03:48, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. Chances are it'll probably be their article of the century. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:30, Feb. 11, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. RDB said it best. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:49, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Present. Love Hong Kong, love botched foreign attempts at Engrish, love foreign chicks, but can't claim this is well-written, or even that authors know this isn't Wikipedia, to which they've surely shopped the article. Surely the "mystery" in Section 4 is that only one of the two ferry boats is on either landing at any time? Spıke ¬  04:39 11-Feb-10

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Then it surely cannot both do that and be funny. At most it can be an illustration. Spıke ¬  04:41 11-Feb-10
Then May I suggest you go after similar articles like AAAAAAAAA!, An article that contains nothing but a full stop, Consonant, Epilepsy and Random and several pages on Category:Pages that look like the things they're about. It works on the same level.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:10, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
I would nominate AAAAAAAAA!, but even I can see a clear exercise in futility. Granted that the author is a virtuoso, it is a long drum solo while you are waiting for the music to resume. Spıke ¬  18:33 11-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Got here from Template:Incoherent. At best, move it to UnPoetry:. Or huff it outright. Enya makes music. Yanni musically postures about his own refinement. This article is Yanni. Spıke ¬  03:33 11-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Tries way too hard. Wild at Heart 03:49, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Like many salads, this plate is covered in ugly, tasteless lettuce. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:08, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Sigh, am now reading the 5-0 Keep vote in March, 2009. My nomination stands; sorry for any waste of your time.

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Polybius (its a friggen mindwashing machine)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we don't delete this now the writer's going to feel stupid about writing it when he or she turns 8. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:42, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • its a friggen mindwashing machine --Roman Dog Bird 02:45, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't one of those alternate point-of-views. It's an author with no discipline to be bound by the encyclopedic point-of-view. I don't care about your fricking video game, despite your editorializing in the intro. Spıke ¬  02:47 11-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Wild at Heart 03:51, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg I LIKE PIESOUP!!! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:24, Feb. 11, 2010
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Dr. Zan'Dozz Zeeltor

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Carmine

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It has the advantage of being shorter. It still breaks every rule in the humor book. Spıke ¬  02:50 11-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who does this guy think he is? Chuck Norris? At least Chuck Norris jokes tend to be quick paced and amusing. This is a Chuck Norris joke downshifted a few gears and driven slowly through a featureless desert wasteland with the air conditioner broken and nothing on the radio. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:33, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I did that once, in a Hyundai with no air conditioning. I had four tape cassettes, but the radio shut itself off every two minutes because I had let the battery run down and the anti-theft code was back at home. But this article is worse. I cannot believe that even the author would slog through it to derive more (?) amusement. Spıke ¬  01:42 11-Feb-10
  • blah blah blah --Roman Dog Bird 01:37, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Excrete/Delete. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:59, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete If I should die, think this only of me/ that there is some corner of a comedy Wiki that is, forever, deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah. Just not funny. Takes way too long. Wild at Heart 20:49, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Template:Fictional Colours, used at the bottom of this article, is a navigation tool to scatology, randomness, and a few useful pages that nevertheless don't relate to one another. Spıke ¬  01:48 11-Feb-10

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Little Wigan

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is solely about how much something sucks, but it sucks at describing how much it sucks. Also: listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:09, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Badly written and unfunny as well. The author doesn't even say where 'Little' Wigan Athletic football club is supposed to be as if everyone in the world should know (it's in Lancashire, England in case anyone doesn't know). --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:58, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. Spıke ¬  11:59 10-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I actually live in Wigan, and I have to say, this doesn't even begin to convey how much of a cesspool it is. If only we could huff the actual town of Wigan. --Matfen 16:49, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote.svg For. Nary a Taco Bell in the whole county, probably. Spıke ¬  00:12 11-Feb-10
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  • Heh, I used to vet this article but I guess it got out of hand recently. I'll try and fix the problems and get it back in the mainspace, it's my duty as a Little Wiganer! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:34, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hmm, turns out most of the content was mine. Guess I'm a shite writer then. Ego-bashing FTW? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:42, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Dormanstown

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nobody cares about your dirthole town, even fewer care about the chavs in your dirthole town. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. If you're going to crap on a town you don't like, it least try to be original besides going on about chavs. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:31, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Be fair, Romartus. Article has grues as well. Spıke ¬  11:56 10-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:39, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Towncruft. I don't care. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:18, 11 Feb
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  • Okay, I'm expanding the article. It's not the best article out there, but I'm trying to keep the tone of the article constant, and I didn't have any better ideas. Thoughts? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 07:24, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

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HowTo:Become a Ninja

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  • I think that, thanks to Real Ultimate Power and the like, the idea that ninjas = awesome is sufficiently ingrained in our society so that someone can say that ninjas are awesome without being completely derivative of Real Ultimate Power. This article is certainly among the same lines, but it's not like the jokes are copied. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:06, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

Prince Vegeta

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Extreme Snooker

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  • "If the sun goes down, whole solar system could go down too." Foreigners say the darndest things! The English is horrible, but you know I have a soft spot for horrible English. Abstaining until I figure out what these articles are about, if anything. Spıke ¬  21:02 9-Feb-10

Yao Ming

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Patchy and wibble heavy, even the few older versions I checked were not very good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Full of pointless drivel. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 10:55, Feb. 9, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article about the NBA's mammoth Chinese star is sporadically brilliant ("Like most things that are made in China, Yao breaks easily," a stereotype and an allegory on Yao's career) but most of the time it's just stereotypical, as though the author thought dropping Yao's name a lot would save the article. Section 6, from its encyclopedia clichés to nonsense, is pure fail. Spıke ¬  21:02 9-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Spike. Wild at Heart 21:42, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:10, 10 Feb
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Kept This nom has gone on long enough, not enough delete votes to kill it this time... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 22:02, Feb 9

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  • Previously nominated for VFD on 13-Jun-09; kept by a vote of 6-3. Spıke ¬  01:59 9-Feb-10
  • Typoes and grammar (except for the article title) are the least of this article's problems. I would fix them right now if I understood the point. This is dreck on a much more literate level than most of our usual dreck. Spıke ¬  02:01 9-Feb-10
  • Thanks. That's ed zachary what I was trying to say. Wild at Heart 02:20, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Four Forces (Andross Version)

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Naraku

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  • Delete. Short. Crap. Not touched since 2007. Not linked to from anywhere except here. Do we need this? №. Eyethangyew. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:25, Feb 8
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:27, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. Doesn't sink to the level of most of the dreck that we review, but it is ultimately an attempt to write an article around a special character, apropos of nothing. Spıke ¬  12:47 8-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg № № № № № -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 15:42, Feb. 8, 2010
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Redirect to No. For the lulz. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:56, 8 February 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When HTBFANJS advised against not creating extraneous alternate versions of Jesus, Hitler or Darth Vader this is exactly the sort of shit they were getting at. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:38, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Again, we create a fantasy character and fill up an article with extemporaneous babble about Him. Spıke ¬  22:33 7-Feb-10
  • gay gay gay --Roman Dog Bird 22:35, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Somehow, I knew what to expect from this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:08, Feb 8

Delete. If your starter template is a parody of Transformers then this was doomed to failure in all departments. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A none-trick-pony. Crufty cruft at it's most cruftish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:21, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • ohhhhhh facepalm fail --Roman Dog Bird 22:36, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Again, we create a fantasy character and fill up an article with extemporaneous babble about him. Spıke ¬  22:39 7-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - The Writer of the Year 2009 apparently likes it, but I don't. Maybe I have fatique from so much Chuck Norris cruft. Only if the concept is expanded and made less one-dementional will I vote keep. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:05, Feb. 8, 2010
  • Delete. Nah. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:05, Feb 8
  • Delete. An example of a writer running out of inspiration after the second comma.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:37, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Cheesish Republic cruft, but it seems like there isn't that much so it's better then some other pretend country epics we've seen. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:56, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A sport where some fouls are punishable by death indicates that the author feels no duty to have his apocalyptic article relate to anything. Spıke ¬  04:36 8-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Although I think an article about a sport named Cheeseball could be funny, if the concept weren't a magnet to corny jokes. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:20, Feb. 8, 2010
    Or should I say cheesy ones? (See what I mean.) -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:22, Feb. 8, 2010
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 06:22, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The animation is remarkable--but the article that encapsulates it is remarkably weak. Spıke ¬  22:44 7-Feb-10
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VFD-padlock.png :Special:Prefixindex/Game:Page, plus Game:Game plus Game:Muya muya and Game:Muya Muya mass huffing party!!!

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  • Delete. I played this "game" for about five minutes, and clicked about forty different links. I can now confidently say that I've just discovered the first game ever that's worse than Action 52. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:23, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Send them back! Some n00b has realized that the Uncyclopedia building blocks can be used to build a maze. The result is distributed cloud listcruft. Spıke ¬  19:27 4-Feb-10
  • A lot of these are actually really old, from before there was a Game: namespace. Chronarion wrote a page or two. But I think it's safe to say that the experiment in collaborative and unmoderated game-building has failed. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:03, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 01:16, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

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Formerly said Delete. But I meant Keep. Am just too used to voting Delete. Spıke ¬  21:16 30-Jan-10
Now I say Rescind, as, at Mr.N.'s instigation, I have moved most of the good stuff to Penis. Spıke ¬  18:12 7-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Syndrome tagged this with an {{expand}} on Dec. 14, and since then it's only had one other revision. Aside from that, it's kinda cliche'd and badly written. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:35, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
  • ..... --Roman Dog Bird 22:47, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • DicksLOL. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:48, 29 Jan
  • Delete. This story about pork bayonets isn't up the the Moses Mustard. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:21, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Step 1) Penis. Step 2) Throw every concept you can at step 1 and hope it's funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:58, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Notable subject? No. But who cares whether it is. It's shite. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:18, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
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I get it now! Cleopatra does User:MrCleveland! Spıke ¬  23:27 6-Feb-10
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I just read his user talk page! There are bullet holes in the sash where the merit badges are supposed to be! Spıke ¬  23:23 6-Feb-10

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  • I think we should delete this and start over or redirect to skaters. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 08:44, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In the intro alone, the name of the pro skateboarder is stated three different ways. A check of Wikipedia shows that virtually nothing in the article relates to reality. It's babble. Spıke ¬  14:11 6-Feb-10
  • LOL. You had to check Wiki? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:56, 6 Feb
  • So. I was playing this Tony Hawk game on my old Xbox years ago, getting really good at it. Spent ages, mastered the special moves, learnt how to link the combos and managed to complete the whole thing on the hardest level to 100%. Then I went to the local snow slope (an indoor one) and they had this Tony Hawk competition on where you had to play the game, and the person with the highest score won a holiday. The competition had been on for a week with only 1 day left. I had my go and smashed the current highest score. Like doubled it or something. I had to fill out my name, and address and such and the guys said there that I would probably win as there was only 1 day left, and that they would get back to me. So I waited... Nothing came through the post. No call. Nothing. No holiday. That was it. I'm sure Tony Hawk cheated me. Because of that I think this article should be deleted. That is assuming it's about the skater... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 16:13, Feb 6
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  • On the somewhat related Undead, now in his userspace, HELPME is making little progress, most recently asking for a three-day ban so he is not tempted to edit, much as the US Congress wants to appoint a commission to keep it from overspending again. Spıke ¬  23:43 5-Feb-10
I had a lot of work to do...and I'm still busy today. I really needed to fix stuff up. I'll be more free tomorrow, probably. I'll work on it as soon as soon as I find time. I'm also working on other things for the site as well.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:26, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Maybe rewrite tag?. The idea is there. The fucking hip-hop idiots who decided to substitute the word "crunk" for "drunk" sound, perhaps unsurprisingly, like fucking idiots. Thus, the idea is that they're speaking a special language of idiocy - which, really, they are. Unfortunately, the article isn't funny and it's a bunch of lists. I'm really, really on the fence about this one. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:17, February 5, 2010 (UTC)