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Alex Kapranos

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  • Delete - this article was written by Cheeseboy, an infi-banned user, and it would not be able to get it's proper help--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:46, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • It is not good, nor is it funny. While this could be turned around, the author has been infi-banned for a month and thus it wouldn't be able to improve--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:41, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

County Naas

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Fisherman's Choice

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Muscle

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Noam Elkies

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Your mom

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*Week Keap On the grounds of the many red links throughout the site that may lead to vandalism. We can delete after the rewrite. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:51, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

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  • Delete, I've attempted a rewrite, and it's not getting any better. It is very listy. There is some humor behind the rough list however, but most of it is jokes about how fat your mother is.--Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:43, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yo' momma's so listy, her article got huffed. Listy. Awful. Needs a rewrite, but in the meantime, kill, redirect to something, and protect the redirect to prevent vandalism. When somebody's got a rewrite they're happy with, then it can be moved in place later on.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 22:02 Aug 29, 2007
  • Delete -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:17, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 00:35, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Based on the quality of the article. The Oblong Lobster 21:51, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:38, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Kip, a red link is not a good reason to delete. Why not redirect to Your Dad, which is not awful, and than protect the redirect. My rewrite I was working on, just won't work, and a better writer needs to handle it. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:03, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
I will change my vote if you promise to fix the double redirects after deletion. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:21, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Promise--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:22, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I am rewriting this for UN:CW. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:56, Sep 3, 2007

  • Kept. MadMax 00:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Buses start swearing

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  • Keep - I do tend to like articles that personify non-living objects. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:36, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep What's up with all the bus hating at the moment? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. "ie" & redlinks notwistanding, it's not crap. Also, Canada is a speed-bumpless haven. They have pot holes instead. With real pot, too. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:43, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If you can't laugh at buses swearing...then...ehhh...dunno. The Oblong Lobster 17:50, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Oh yeah, you're right. Sorry about that. ----OEJ 00:17, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Why does Sbu vote to keep every single article on VFD?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 14:26, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
    Her heart is filled with love and joy. It's true. My heart, meanwhile, is several sizes too small. That's how it's supposed to be, dammit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:41, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. MadMax 00:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Frame of mind

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  • Keep - It's short but is a concept piece. Obviously, its concept doesn't please this month's delete voters, but oh well. --Ogopogo 03:59, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - 'Tis an interesting concept. I've changed my mind, this doesn't really need expansion. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:12, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep Short but kind of chuckly. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:10, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I don't know much about art. That's all; I really don't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:06, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
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That's it. I'm getting fed up with this 200Xcruft shit. Therefore, I will personally invalidate any further votes giving that as a reason.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:26, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Why? People have to read the article to vote on it, and they can see for themselves how bad it is. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:56, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but that doesn't give an excuse for people to use "200Xcruft" as a deletion reason. Not giving a reason at all is better that saying 200Xcruft, because 200Xcruft does not say anything about what exactly is wrong with the article. Also, there are many genuine 200Xcruft pages that will not get deleted, which again implies that 200Xcruft is not a sufficient reason for deletion. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:25, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Dexter ... Looks like you forgot something. As the rules say: "Add vfd to the article in question. Failure to do so may invalidate the vote." --Ogopogo 21:26, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Sorted that out for you --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 13:35, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Late last week

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Doesn't really matter what people put as the reason...read it and decide. The Oblong Lobster 21:52, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. MadMax 00:33, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Malay

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*Keep - If this article to be deleted, might as well delete all the other article about races or religion.--Mikididi 17:20, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

  • Conditional Keep - If the article doesn't get any funnier sometime soon, might as well delete it. --Omb 18:35, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

*Keep - This article is should be keep for re-editing --matrempit 18:41, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

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PARTY HARD

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I was bored of all my WiPs and felt like mainspacing an article for once >_> So sue me! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:05, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Fine. I'm sure having a username proclaiming your murderous and green tendencies won't look good to the judge. I don't care if it ain't easy bein' green. My lawyers will have a field day with you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 02:55 Aug 27, 2007
Don't pretend you can outmaneuver me in court! I've scrutinizingly memorized every line in Pink Floyd's The Trial, I'm legally invincible! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:39, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The problem with "prose" that just repeats itself over and over is...there is one joke, and that's the repetition. AAAAAA's joke is repetition. I look at the page, I scroll down and see it's all the same thing...and I just click off to another article. Repetition is so fucking fucking fucking repetitive it doesn't even rate a slight smile anymore. Not interesting. Not even slightly interesting. ----OEJ 23:03, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. MadMax 01:24, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Stakeout

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2007 (UTC)

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UnNews:Harry Potter dies

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Tribecastan

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God's First Words

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  • Delete One of the oldest pages. Not that funny. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:45, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I my change my vote if it is expanded. As it stands nearly every possible joke suggested by the subject is avoided in favor of a two short paragraphs of maundering and a bad Norris. ----OEJ 12:16, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Let there be huffing. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:50, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 18:06, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - It could be expanded, but I doubt that it will be within the next week. At the moment it is far too short and unfunny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:18, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Not that funny and really short. --R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 21:38, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment The Chuck Norris thing wasn't so bad when this was first written. You must realize that back in 2005 and early 2006 the Chuck Norris jokes were still fresh. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
    Yeah, like any meme it's funny at first...or it wouldn't have made it to memehood. But at this point we ought to go through and cut out all the irrelevant Norris references. The meme is stale. ----OEJ 23:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)


Kitty-chan

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Penispenispenis

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  • I added another paragraph, just to give you all an idea of the satirical angle I was thinking about. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:09, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. MadMax 10:21, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Lita

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  • Delete She was a wrestler, but this somehow only has stupid-ass, made up DBZ jokes. But... DBZ was actually good, unlike this. --Dexter111344 00:04, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:53, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Wrestling articles never fail to disappoint. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:15, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per Mickey. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:35, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 18:13, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
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Make damn well sure you VFD-tag something before you nominate it here. Otherwise, I'm not going to delete it.—RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Alton Brown

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Make damn well sure you VFD-tag something before you nominate it here. Otherwise, I'm not going to delete it.—RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Gahh sorry about that :( I should really pay more attention to what i'm doing. /me sends OEJ a virtual beer --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 14:04, 31 August 2007 (UTC)


Rug

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  • Weak keep as per Under User, but leaning towards the other side. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:12, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 19:16, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Not too bad. Again, I think people are starting to get rather picky here. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:18, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete, Red links, no pics, old, and short--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:28, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:34, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 06:09, August 24, 2007
  • Weak delete. MadMax has sorted out most of the red links, and there are some OK ideas in there, but I can't see anyone being bothered to make much of them, and it's not strong enough as it is. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:05, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 18:33, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
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Treaty of Birminghamshire 1487

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  • Article kept. 12:39, 1 September 2007 (UTC)


Megatherium

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  • Delete - If the ICU on this gets removed one more time I might just have to kill myself. If we do not get rid of this now, the ICU will probably be removed again. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:54, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 09:51, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. For the health and well being of Cs. And 'cos it sucks. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:55, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 18:01, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete because its more boring than your high school history teacher. Nwwaew 21:12, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, though the actual animal is quite Ballin --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:05, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Lunar strain

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  • Random nonsense about lunar yetis written by a guy named Lunar Yeti. --General Insineratehymn 00:59, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:34, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Derete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:08, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Although that is the most times I've ever read the word "Yeti" in one day in my life. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:46, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. –—Hv (talk) 27/08 16:24
  • Delete --Roman Dog Bird 18:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Johnny Fencejumpingbequick

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

N game

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

United Empire

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Dan Balan

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Willow (Feline Adversary)

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XXXX (year)

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Kilkeel

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Mind flayers

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Bubble Boy

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Cheese Famine

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  • Keep --Dexter111344 23:07, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Yeah, it's random, but it's also kinda funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:50, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I either love it or I hate it. I'm still not quite sure which - when I skim read it it looked awful, then I read it all and thought it was great, and now I'm just confused. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:35, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Sir Roger 07:30, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
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UnTunes:I Love You

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Backspace

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Shift

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  • tag with re-write Sir Roger 06:04, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep "It also has an interesting property which makes you YELL the next word you say afterwords. It is unfortunately underused on the Internet." --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:31, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I don't get it, why is Manforman trying to rape that Alphabet template? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:22, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I don't feel write deleting this while keeping the rest. Also, it's been on VFD for about 3 days without anyone bother putting the VFD template up, which kind of makes it ineligible... --Dexter111344 19:25, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:55, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:47, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Now, this is a poor keyboard article. ----OEJ 01:56, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is the only one that is SHIfT out of the keyboard articles you put up here. --Dexter111344 02:04, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I was going to say keep because it would be the only red link on the keyboard. Then I noticed > is already red. So it will have company. Shift out of luck. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:28, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 06:09, August 24, 2007
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:44, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • You can't strike out votes Dexter, you're not a Sysop--Sir Manforman CUN.png 19:30, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
  • It was my vote... I'm changing it. Don't tell me I can't change my own vote. --Dexter111344 06:39, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Buses flee to Canada

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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:46, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:46, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Similar situation to this author's article on Saddam's teddy...odd links. Probably random. Dunno. ----OEJ 02:08, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Lacks any actual content or at least, sensible and funny content... --Dexter111344 02:15, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 06:09, August 24, 2007
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UnNews:Christmas Shopping Season Starts

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University of Glamorgan

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  • Keep. Yes, it's schoolcruft. This page (of schoolcruft), however, has some merit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:24, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • There is no cabal... --Dexter111344 02:06, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep One of the better schooly ones, in that I understand what it's going on about and laughed. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:38, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I keep suspecting there is a small cabal involved in writing articles around and about Pontypridd. A small cabal of students who like the Ponty pubs. But they are too clever for me to figure out their IPs and whatnot. Or, rather, I am too stupid and lazy to put any effort into it. ----OEJ 01:55, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Baseball-based nuclear weapons delivery system

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  • Keep Sir Roger 18:40, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Mentions Mothra. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:20, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I like the idea, but someone should expand it(but not me). --Dexter111344 20:08, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Great American Lightsaber War of 2002

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  • i guess we have to keep this -- for now. Sir Roger 06:15, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Ineligible Oh, and I hope you enjoy your day ban. --Dexter111344 01:09, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • ICU'd --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:14, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

R

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  • The second quote makes it worth keeping." It leally does. Tag with expand. --Dexter111344 22:14, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Good enough despite length. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:08, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep better to expand these keyboard articles than start again with new stubs. They will eventually be reasonable collaborative efforts. And I ate lice every day in Japan. Sir Roger 06:12, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per everyone. Enough letters now please Manforman? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:26, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It has enough redeeming qualities and potential. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Maybe I'm on a letter rampage tonight, but it sucks--Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:08, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Slaughter Sucks bad. If it were a trifle shorter, I'd ICU it if it were < 1 week. --Nordamus Icons-flag-us.png (blab • crap) 02:19, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I do not think that a Quote "L" Makes an article worth keeping--Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:16, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:True Facts and Other Deleted Prose

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  1. Delete, based on the following criteria:
    1. It's a blatant copyright violation of GFDL
    2. It fails UN:DUMB
    3. Most of the information in it is true.
    4. It's feeding the trolls
    5. It will no longer be parody if the Wikipedia version of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is deleted.
If you want to keep it, at least delete the subpages and tag the page as {{Historical}}--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:06, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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  1. Since when did we care about copyright violations? I don't believe this is a copyright violation anyway.
  2. Err...no it doesn't. Wikipedia is based on factual articles. This isn't an article, and it isn't particularly factual either.
  3. Most of the information on all Uncyclopedia articles is false.
  4. I don't believe it's feeding trolls.
  5. BJAODN will be remembered long after it is deleted. If it is deleted, it won't render TFAODP obsolete. That's like saying we can't write articles about Hitler because he's dead.

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  • Ah Cs1987, this is a joke nomination based on this. Yes, Nobody Cares if it's a copyright violation, but reading the Wikipedia discussion, everybody is talking about that. That was a flaw when I said most of it was false, I meant was true. Also, this may not fail UN:NOT, it fails UN:DUMB. The rest, is your opinion, which I encourage you to have, but how would this be a parody if it was deleted at Wikipedia? --Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:11, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

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  • Kp I lik this. Th ltter in qustion is alrady dltd, which is why it is so funny. Sriously. --Dexter111344 01:19, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kp - Not too bad. Keyboard pages should only be deleted if they are really crap. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:49, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Really makes me appreciate the letter E. Think of people in poor nations such as Bosnia and China that have none. Sir Roger 06:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kp pr vryon ls. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:32, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's not too bad, and links well to lipogram, which fits with it (but is much better). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Kp, aftr sing Dxter 111344 and Dr. Skullthumpr do work, I gt th jok now. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:Saddam's favourite teddy to be auctioned

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  • To many red links, and not enough satire.--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:37, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:35, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I wonder how the author chose the external links. They're to personal websites. Odd. ----OEJ 02:06, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yeah... vanity/advertising and talking crap about Saddam's teddy. --Dexter111344 02:10, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crikey, SBU's feeling generous today. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:31, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • I think Strange but untrue is feeling very nice today, voting to keep everything.--Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:13, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Elvis Found On Moon

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  • Old--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:36, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • 2002cruft -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • 2002cruft, Kip? There's no such thing... And let's not use "Old" as a reason. It implies all old things are bad and need deletion(which is wrong). It is that fact that this is/never was funny, and the author(more than likely) wasn't even trying. I almost voted keep just to spite you two. --Dexter111344 21:27, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 00:33, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Without worth. ----OEJ 01:58, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • 1977cruft - just like every other media reference to Elvis. Sir Roger 05:45, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This one's more like it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:44, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Thoroughly deserving. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:05, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
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Euronintendo

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  • Keep Great satire of Euroipods. And this is NINTENDO! Also, STM created it. Don't anger STM. --Dexter111344 21:47, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. One liner. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:13, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - A classic expansion of a classic in-joke. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:45, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep ...WITH SAVINGS! Also, previously VFDed, but still here. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:24, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
Comment if you look at the discussion, everyone who participated wanted it deleted, yet it remains, and someone was too lazy to delete it apparently, because I see no logs of it being deleted, and/or hacked up by STM. ~ Tophatsig.png 23/08/2007 @ 16:08
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  • sigh OK, I give in. I've looked at the Euroipods talk page. Euroipods was the greatest controversy that wasn't, sorta funny because it was the least funny featured article in history. But still, I'm not going to vote to keep either. ...and I'm not afraid of Savethemooses. Well, only a little. Sir Roger 05:39, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Frank Iero

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Hermione Granger

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  • I'm pretty sure this is a re-created page. I know I saw it on here before I got a chance to see what was actually on the page, but if it's the same material that got it deleted in the first place, well......... Roman Dog Bird 16:20, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Got deleted in the past. Thrice. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:57, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Four deletions doesn't seem to warrant a CVP in this case. Someone is always gonna wanna make this. Therefore, all of you chaps should get together and make a good version of this page before the vultures come back. Or get Ljlego to do it. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:00, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Tourettes Guy & Category:Articles Tourettes Guy Thinks Are Bullshit

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  • Delete on same ground y'all deleted OVER 9000! but this isn't funny(OVER 9000 was funny...) --Dexter111344 15:20, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The main article is containment quality, and if it isn't rewritten should probably be contained. The category needs to be deleted. Danny deserves a better article than this - it's just a compilation of jokes from the videos text-form with youtube videos plaster on that don't make sense as mere text. ~ Tophatsig.png 21/08/2007 @ 15:31
  • Shitty shit shit Roman Dog Bird 16:14, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuckitty fuck, er, fuck --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:21, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • 'CAPTAIN CRUNCH' --General Insineratehymn 22:52, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • What he BITCH! said -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!
  • Delete Sir Roger 07:42, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pointless category and terrible article. Oh, was I supposed to swear? Er, big jobs. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:50, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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Template:Soft and Image:Softandfurry.png

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  • Keep because it's so soft and furry! And because it's used on certain animal articles. Sir Roger 07:32, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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Lake Huron

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Azrians

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Intersmeg

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  • 2005cruft and randomcruft --Dexter111344 15:05, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 16:24, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:58, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random and unfunny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:22, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 07:47, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just occasionally, I wonder if the people who write this kind of random drivel actually find it funny, and expect others to. Then my thousand yard stare kicks in. Delete. What's next? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:19, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:31, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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Tim Meadows

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  • Really stupid 2005cruft. Most of the article is random crap completely unrelated to him, espicially the Super Friends. Delete. --Dexter111344 14:40, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 16:25, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - unfunny crap. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:19, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yawn Sir Roger 07:48, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:15, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:31, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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Sean Wright

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Halliburton

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Obafemi Martins

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  • Delete as nominator. Randumbcruft on some non-notable athlete/cheerleader. Pentium5dot1 04:29, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random and unfunny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:29, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not a bad footballer (soccerist), but a bad article. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Dexter111344 14:25, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. He's definitely notable, but this article is awful. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:26, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. That's the worst starting "sentence" I've ever seen. Ever. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:35, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 16:27, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:30, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
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Avenged Sevenfold

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  • Delete. Bad. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:06, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random and unfunny. Should have been deleted when NRVed. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:30, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Starts random and ranty, descents into list hell. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:52, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Emo band crap with some randomcruft and name-dropping. Why not CVP and protect it from being created ever again? I hate emo stuff. HATE HATE HAT!!! --Dexter111344 14:00, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Despite the fact that Dexter called Avenged Fucking Sevenfold emo and I was tempted to vote Keep just to spite him, this article just isn't good enough to merit that. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:01, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Meh, they may not be emo. They still suck. I was thinking of some other band. I think I had been thinking of Angels and Airwaves... --Dexter111344 15:45, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Gerry Adams

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  • Keep - Don't be ridiculous, Gerry Adams is hardly an obscure nobody who shouldn't have an entry. Remove the "delete" and replace it with a hard rewrite. --Zarbag 08:06, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Has the odd funny bit, if a little random, and as a bonus manages to be relatively inoffensive, something I don't imagine we'll see on the next thousand rewrites of this article. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:33, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 17:06, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete - another one that seems to have been VFD'd then put back up again. Some edits since then, but still awful. Sir Roger 00:11, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:16, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, though that DYK about him is damn funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:48, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 09:08, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not funny. The Oblong Lobster 17:45, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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