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Welcome to Past Winners 5: Revenge of the Aphids. This page covers the major Uncyc awards for the second half of 2007.


Writer of the Month[edit]

July 2007[edit]

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: TWEENty-fiiiversjlego
  • For As I said I would vote for him this month, might as well make him the first nom. Per several articles that I don't care to list, and his several VFH noms in the past month. -RAHB 09:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Fuck you RAHB, now I'm going to have to nominate someone else D: --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:19, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
You don't have to do anything, guvn'a.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:38, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Eh, I'll still nominate someone. Real late in the month though, unless the Doktor is in ;) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:49, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
It doesn't matter because the guy I nommed will win =p -RAHB 04:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
He's no §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ, at least --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:47, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I think he actually got tired of that name himself. That's why he's Squiggle now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:40, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +13

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1 sitcom watchers

Nomination + For One of the better writers here. Should get paid to write a sitcom. Maybe one about a couple who are forced to move to Canada. And they have a talking dog! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!

Ineligible, as he (deservedly) won already, forever ago. And come on, don't nom this late in the month! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 23:12, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Who says you can only win once? (But yeah, it is a bit late in the month for new additions) --THINKER 00:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
There's no rule which says that you can't win an award more than once. The sole exception to this non-rule, however, is, understandably, Mhaille. Ineligible. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

August 2007[edit]

HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3 failed WotM nominations
Really, this is making me embarrassed. Let's see if this old rusted tincan can score at least once more, so we can try it over again. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Start writing again, then we'll talk :) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:40, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
I hate to say it, but TKF is right. The guy who beat you out last time has like twelve features, or something crazy like that. You gotta get writin, man. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
To be fair, I only have ten features and this dude has 5.5. Just the facts, man.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:05, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and he's like a handsome Brazilian dude! That has to count for something! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:43, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Typical. Simply typical. I type a few sentences in the colloquial and all of a sudden I am the target of unbecoming impersonations. Very well, from now henceforth my typing shall recall to mind the dialect of an 85-year-old British butler. I hope that you are quite pleased with yourselves. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:08, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Whoa! Seems that I didn't make myself clear. I'm talking that being a candidate and losing every month is making me embarrassed. No word about the merit of the other contenders, of course there's better people around, people, that, for instance, do things here. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:04, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
In his defense, he's busy sailing the majestic fjords of Brazil, fishing for herring to pickle, before the long, cold embrace of winter descends. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I'm taking my initiation rituals. One guy will play a drum made of calabash, then famelic kids will throw coconuts at you and the chief will let loose the ferocious amazons from their enclosure, and the amazons will try to tear your thong up with their teeth. If you keep the thong, the test is suceed, and you're considered gay enough to wear Carnaval peacock costumes. Failing is part of my expertise, I'm gonna tell you. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:04, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4 repetitions of the word So
  • Nom + For. So So is really a pretty mundane guy. He loves his stuffed animals, likes long walks on the beach, occasionally gets sick, wants fries with that, and even spent a short time in the army. Despite his mundane appearance, So So fucking pwns at writing. He's saucy, new, and improved. Plus, he's written two of my favorite articles on the whole site: You are dead and Fire hydrant. So So exhibits both talent and consistency on par with the most celebrated writers on this site.--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:06, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dang you, TKF. I'm a huge So So fan, from Fire hydrant, my all-time favorite article, all the way to the obscure yet oh-so-subtly funny Very Special Article. But as much as I wanted to vote for So So, even to the point of copying your comment on Thinker, word for word (I couldn't agree more), I think it's Thinker's time to shine. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 06:15, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig absolutely. I knew I liked So So's stuff, but this nom has given me the opportunity to read some articles I hadn't gotten to before. And they're all funny. :) --THINKER 12:29, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep Victory is assured. Wait...oh BobbyBobson 22:36, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 20 live whales down your trousers
  • Nom + For This guy is certainly one of the funniest writers to ever hit us. The writer of Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, Uncyc's most favored article for feature, and countless other masterpieces, he has helped countless noobs (including yours truly) to higher places than they were before. Continually undervalued at VFH, this funny guy is robbed of credit he so sorely deserves. This award is rightfully his, especially considering all the good stuff he's put out this month, and I intend to let him have it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:09, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment with obscene gestures indicating a wanton For vote. Damn you, spirit of competition! As much as I want to crazily vote For, So So wrote Fire hydrant. Fire hydrant! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR'D I said I was gonna go Dokktor this month, but I lied. This guy deserves it more than anyone right now. He's a fucking titan. -RAHB 02:14, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for The most intelligent writer on the website. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:23, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for, not because Thinker isn't a great writer (he is), but because I'm so torn between So So and him. I'm letting position on the VFH HoS determine my stance at this point, because they're both so great. (Oh, and you forgot to mention my favorite Thinkerism.) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Sir Roger 05:45, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For, in accordance with prophecy. --So So 06:57, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For Been working with him for quite a while on an extended collab, and this has further convinced me of his general awesomeness. --THE 16:49, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Anone who does not vote for this guy is in sore need of a humor transplant. The guy is hilarious! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:36, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Way to insult the person you're voting for. :P --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:51, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Keitei (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Negativeonetei
Not to take away anything from KT's past contributions, but I can't understand why someone who has had one single edit in the last two months has a nomination for Writer of the Month? The idea of these awards is to award "the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month". Not "the member who hasn't had this award before, and it was a shame they didn't get nommed when they were contributing their best stuff, so here's a belated nomination". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for her. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:40, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

September 2007[edit]

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5 token Jew
I'm a token Jew?! Oy....~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:44, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
Indeed. Kvetch and cavil all you want, the truth is that Judaism is token nowadays. Kakun would be our token Jew, but he's the token idiot instead. And, of course, MO is the token hilarious genius nutcase-type-person. You're the token Jew. Forget that you're a good writer and a good adopter. Forget it all. Oy vey.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:59, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
If I can be serious for a moment; you're far more than a token anything. I'll vote for you next month. Also @Ljlego, "nutcase"? I'd be offended if my bathtub wasn't full of strawberry pudding. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Also, yeah, I like your writing, Mord ol' buddy ol' pal. But don't be insulted, Modus. It's a compliment. Anyway, isn't the strawberry pudding actually jelly flavored jelly?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:15, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, yes. It heats up when you blow on it. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
I will pay 15 of your dollars for this jelly. Is good price, please take money and give to me goo. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:42, Sep 8, 2007
  • For. Perhaps its the liberation from the fleshy confines of the foreskin that removes the blinkers and lifts the scales from the eye of man's creative cock -- just consider Philip Roth, Woody Allen, Joel & Ethan Cohen, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Krusty the Klown .... and Mordillo. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 05:40, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For this man is in dire need of a sockpuppet... and he's really talented! --Kenvalyi 16:53, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For, -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:43, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7 crappy sequels to Fire Hydrant
  • Nomination I can't rightly vote here, because I've voted below. However, I feel like So So also deserves yet another WotM nod. He's been clutch for a long time. Long walks on the beach, Fire hydrant, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Sauce, You Are Dead, the list goes on. So just throw a chair at me, I like him too. You should consider strongly before voting this month, as both candidates are crazy good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:51, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. This guy's got it coming for a while. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:05, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • As much as I'd like to give the obligatory self-for, You Are Dead may be my favorite page on the site. So So seems to be consistently writing good stuff. So for. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:59, Sep 1, 2007
  • For Sir Roger 02:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Listen, if I had my way, all three of these gentlemen would be WotM. Led is phenomenal. Dr. S, fucking brilliant. And I'm sure that next month, my vote will go to one of them. However, this month, it is still for So So, and his understanding of subtlety, nuance, and also the more blatant humor that makes you do the hyena laugh. THINKER approved: this man deserves it. --THINKER 06:58, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • The Forest For that ever Fored. Jesus, he still hasn't won yet? What the hell is wrong with you people? Easily my favorite writer on the site ever, and certainly one of the best of all time from any perspective. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 13:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - darnit, I already told you why, look it up in the history. I nommed him once, he deserved it then, and he still deserves it now. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:40, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:22, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • NF OK, here's the scoop. This brotha has written about a lot of funny articles. He's done so in the past month. Also, he finds time to do other stuff, like get stuck on a desert island, write medical literature, and lobby for political causes. Have I mentioned his penchant for irony? Yeah, it's there. Go Leddy!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:01, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'd say that I discovered him, but when I found him he was busy discovering himself. I don't go to that park anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Definite For I didn't realize Led wrote all of those pages. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Out of these three authors, I'd have to go with led and his Walls. Although Fire Hydrant was amazing too. --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 04:08, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • WotM: This site’s 2nd most illustrious accomplishment. Is it a Lifetime Achievement Award or a prize for the person writing the most great stuff recently? The rules seem to state the latter, so this month he’s the man. Skullthumper’s next --So So 05:00, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's so damn hard to choose this month, but I'm gonna have to go with Led, for the same reasons that So So just stated. He's been a titan as of late, and the award is for recent stuff. I think So So still deserves this award, and so does Dr S, but Led is the guy who deserves it this month. -RAHB 14:27, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Dr. Skullthumper is very deserving as well but I'm voting for TheLedBalloon because he's been here longer than Dr. Skullthumper. I'll vote for you next month Dr. Skullthumper--Sir Manforman CUN.png 14:30, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Love to self-for, but no. For! This guy deserves it, as much as I like Fire Hydrant and Fire Hydrant 2. Don't worry, self, I'll vote for you next month.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 15:14 Sep 02, 2007
  • Fir. Sorry, jist got back frae Scotland. He wrote my fave HowTo and is good and funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:54, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --El legend 13:18, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeeah God, this was a tough choice. But a re-read of "castaway" convinced me to vote for LedBalloon here. --THE 20:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm so proud I could just burst a kidney. One of my children nominated for WotM by ANOTHER of my children who is ALREADY WotM. sniff. Oh, and he's a fine writer too! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:47, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:01, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For An impressive body of work and I understand that there is alo an impresive body from working out. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:37, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • TWO TIMER!!! Hey everybody, don't make out with PrettiestPretty! She's a two timer!!!!! --THINKER 00:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I smell drama! That could be me, because I forgot my deodorantizer today, but then again it could also be emitting from EvilZak. Why, you ask? Because I feel like gratuitous namedropping is why, so FU!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:33, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Noted and corrected. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:35, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0 symphonies composed at the age of five
  • Nomination. This guy is a bit too new to get my vote (also, he didn't write Fire hydrant), but he's still shown an amazing amount of writing talent in the relatively short time he's been here, already with five features and another half on VFH. This guy has pulled off some of the best intellectual-sounding humor I've seen on this site. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir Manforman CUN.png 17:22, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

October 2007[edit]

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4 person who may or may not be Jewish. Who are we to judge him? I, for one, twist the heads off of midgets. I'm sure that you do worse...

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22 undead members of the nobility
  • C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R, He wrote the article "Zombiebaron" 7 times! That's a lot of work & commitment. Premier Tom Mayfair
  • Yay, Yay for Zombie! My hero!!!11one1 — Shadyman Icons-flag-us.png Icons-flag-ca.png (TalkContribs) 21:31, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Hes got the lips of an angel. And the ass of a 5-year-old Filipino boy. Big for. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:36, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • FORE! Now this guy, this guy, he's that guy who does those guy things. Not those sexy guy things, just those other guy things the regular guys do here whenever guys do their guy stuff. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 01:45, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For because apparently no one got the hint. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:03, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For This vote is totally not based on the fact that this guy could ban me with the click of a button. It's not even based on the fact that he's an all around good guy.....seriously though, it isn't. He's a good writer. I'm surprised he's never received this before. -RAHB 02:34, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:36, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For BARHAH! BANNANA GANGBANG AZZ??? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For You left that condom in last time. Don't do it again. -- \o/
  • For it's about time.--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:26, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He hasn't got this before? Well that has to change :) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 2, 17:32
  • For --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:49, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't usually concern myself with WotM, but what Bonner said back there persuaded me to vote. RabbiTechno 17:56, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I usually vote for the person that votes for me, but I'm struggling this time because from what I have read so far I personally think Mordillo's writing is superior to Zombiebaron's. However, ZB seems like a good guy, and everyone above seems to think so too, so I'll make my vote later in the month. --So So 23:54, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I simply must protest to the current lead that teh Zombiebaron has. Don't get me wrong, I love my Zombie (and I hope this doesn't interfere with our liason tonight ;), but how is it that someone who has written NOTHING (read: nothing) in the past month can possibly be beating So So, who has consistently produced stellar work. Despite his lack of enthusiasm for my article-writing (which Zombiebaron displays), So So is really the only eligible candidate. Sorry, guys, but these votes just don't seem....fair.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:57, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
    • Yeah, I find myself agreeing with Lj here...ZB is a great writer when he sets his mind to it, he's a diligent admin, and he's a great guy, but So So is pretty much above and beyond in writing, as is Mordillo, IMHO. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Oct 3
      • If ZB beats So So this month (or any month), then I won't hesitate in declaring it a National Disgrace/Tragedy. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:38, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Wee :). Finntastic 14:03, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I am a bit puzzeled ZB was nominated. I know he has some features, but when was the last article he has writen? I voted for So So because he has written more recent articles. Sorry ZB, maybe another time--Sir Manforman CUN.png 00:34, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Comment - I can understand your puzzlement. The story is convoluted. But the truth is, if the WotM template makes contact with my user page the Third Impact will occur and everyone will be fucked. NERV is working night and day to prevent this. We should all be thankful. --So So 01:16, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Pbbt! Nerd... (says the guy with Eva models on his bookshelf...beside his Evangelion DVDs) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:10, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15o So

November 2007[edit]

THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5 poorly spelled userpages

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8 flamboyant fonts and colors employed in a single article

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]


Official Nominations for December[edit]

THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6HE
  • Nom and For This guy's been cranking out quality articles for six months now. If anyone on the site deserves this award, it's this 3-year-old genius.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Absolutely. He works hard to make readers laugh. --THINKER 20:03, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForD Quality stuffs - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:38, Dec 2
  • FOR! One of the best around. -RAHB 08:01, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Naming yourself after a featured article has got to be nominal determinism of some sort. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:48, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment: The was never featured..... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:51, Dec 8
      • I think they just featured the word "the" one day. It confuses me. --THE 21:54, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
        • Yeah, back when Uncyc was new they realized that the word "the" (which is, grammatically, an article) was the best "article" on the site. So they threw it, by itself, into the feature box. I say "they" because this was before even I showed up, and I've been around a while. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 18:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Mordillo 15:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12 __NOCAJEK__

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7KF

Noob of the Month[edit]

July 2007[edit]

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +17 Bathroom sinks

Official Nominations for August[edit]

BobbyBobson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2 oddly named ex-Newcastle managers

Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +14.5 pucks that would have hit him in the face had he not been wearing that trendy mask
  • Nom and For He has only been here for less than a month and has already written 5 articles (one of which is currently on VFH). He is also very polite as he asked me on my talk page to nominate him. --General Insineratehymn 14:50, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR! I dig this guy. He's polite, a decent writer, and named himself after some hockey player or other. -RAHB 19:02, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 for having a page up for VFH that doesn't get -3'd in the first day. Plus, I like hockey. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:21, August 15, 2007
  • For. i'd be an idiot to not vote for myself, right? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:30, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Nice. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:31, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig seems like a stand-up gent.. --THINKER 05:14, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For Good job for a noob, though, let's admit it, he's had a fair bit of assistance from Bobbyorr. Sir Roger 07:50, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Setting slovenly n00bs like myself a good example! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:33, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What's with this RCMurphy stuff anyways? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 16:37, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Has added some brilliant articles -- 20:26, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
thanks for your compliment and your support, however, i have deducted 50% from your vote because IP addresses count for half. i have deducted a further 50% from the remaining 1/2 of a vote for your being redlinked. again, thanks! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:57, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
There's no rule about being redlinked, Gerry :P --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:39, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Go Bruins! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:16, Aug 23, 2007

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +5 painfully worn out jokes
  • Nom and for Yes, again. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 05:48, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Guy goes around the site like he owns the freaking place. Featuring articles, taking on admin jobs. We should temp ban him to teach him a lesson. -RAHB 09:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For -Because there's nobody else to vote for! --Ye Olde Luke 09:22, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Banana. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 17:30, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Nominating Rcmurphy for Noob of the Month is the equivalent of beating a dead horse. Please, just let this tired joke die already. --General Insineratehymn 17:39, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For I do less than ever around here, so it's almost like I'm a noob again, right? —rc (t) 17:43, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
    • No, as you have been here longer than any of us. --General Insineratehymn 17:44, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For /me continues to beat said horse. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:10, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This should actually happen, just for the sake of it. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:43, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Chrissy 00:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Wilhelm Ritter von Schnifflindorf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0 german sounding names
  • Nom + For. I don't know anything about this guy, except for the facts that he's new, he wrote an article, and he's not Rcmurphy. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:25, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Retracting, an actual candidate appeared. Sorry Wilhelm! D: --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:30, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Official Nominations for September[edit]

The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Un17diot
  • Don't you take that tone of whistle with me, Mister. I don't see any rules saying I can't Un-For you. Not that it would matter, you're more than 13 votes ahead of the competition... :p — Shadyman Icons-flag-us.png Icons-flag-ca.png (TalkContribs) 23:27, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Jim Dandy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nomination. This guy is a noob. He wrote several articles. I think he likes music. Sentence fragment. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:47, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment eh.. I mean, a few chuckles, but I'm gunna hold out. Looks like definite potential though, so I'm hoping this comment will invigorate Mr. Dandy into proving his NotM worthiness. 28 days: GO! --THINKER 07:18, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

BobbyBobson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nomination. Also a noob. Also wrote a few articles. This guy's been around the front more though, so he gets my nomination.--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 15:25, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh dear This just isn't going to happen. This could will be a rare loss for an Irishman in a straight fight--BobbyBobson 00:10, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

October 2007[edit]

Stoop3881 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom - his contributions says it all--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:09, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
That's not even remotely amusing, not everyone know our mutual war against Blake C and his bloody army. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Retracting per the above, but still, this user's contributions were hilarious--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Not nearly as good as Heap's. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Your correct, but close enough--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:48, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
Mhaille is an ubernoob! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For haha, ur such a n00b, Mhaille! Lulz etc. RabbiTechno 12:36, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Moneke (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • Comment Giving this guy the nod because I fixed up and rewrote part of his unnews which is now on VFH. Not sure who I'm gunna vote for yet! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:13, Oct 1
  • Comment - His article Riot is also on VFH--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:15, 1 October 2007(UTC)
  • for Well it is me --Moneke 08:49, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Has been extremely helpful as a noob and has a few solid articles. I'm really impressed by how helpful he seems to be though! Good job! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 14:56, Oct 7
  • For. I never vote on NotM. But just this once...Moneke is an excellent writer. RabbiTechno 13:47, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For This guy knows how to write. Awesomely awesome. --THE 13:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For n00b! LOLZ... couldn't resist. --  Le Cejak <-> 12:23, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Jim Groovester (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12
  • Comment: The fact he doesn't have any contribs for the last week prevents me from voting for him right now! Come back Jim! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:09, Oct 1
  • Don't worry, he should be back. Skullthumper got me into a similar scare in August, but sure enough he's back now, ain't he? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:26, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For! Bravo, young noob and adoptee! Now get your ass back here and keep writing! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:25, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh, goodness. This is a surprise. Self-for, naturally. Well, I better get my ass in gear then, huh? Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 11:28, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For His contribs show he's working on stuff now! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 20:23, Oct 3
Comment: Going to have to retract this vote, it already looks like he's going to win, and Moneke has been extremely helpful! Jim: your articles are great, keep up the work! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 14:55, Oct 7

Doovad (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • His contribs show he started the 24st of September. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:11, Oct 1
  • I guess not. Not sure who to vote for--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:14, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Not for next month, though. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:21, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Well I got confused! This is the only month he is eligible! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:20, Oct 2
  • Wait, I'm not eligible next month? Damn. I better write a lot more. Jeez. Well, thanks for the nom anyways, Led Balloon. I'll be giving myself a big ol' Self-For -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 00:16, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Loved his right arrow article, keep it up. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:31, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

St. Fenix (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nomination. This guy has been found doing plenty of stuff to help the site as only a wee noob, including lots of V-Week related stuff. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:25, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • self-for. thanks muchly for the nomination, I am very much in the spirit of these awards and would be interested in seeing who wins in the end. -St. Fenix (UserTalk) 14:30, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 dead horse

GopherKiller (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

November 2007[edit]

Razorflame (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3 Considered Voters (Some possibly not Rcmurphy...)
  • NOM & ULTRA STRONG FOR--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:05, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'm not spending enough time here to get to know the noobier noobs.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:45, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Oprah Winfrey plz --AAA! (AAAA) 05:40, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Making my vote more worth while. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
God dam this voting process! Grr MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:19, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13 lords a leaping
  • Nom and For. Has made a few decent articles in the short time he's been here, as well as making an effort to "learn the ropes". Also, he's not Rcmurphy. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment. Both Razor and MrN9000 are still legal for next month, just for you folks to know. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:23, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Comment - but whilst they're still legal its no fun. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Official Nominations for December[edit]

Would You Kindly (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nom & For. My Friend here is amazing, his articles are simply outstanding and very funny, please vote for him or else. Also he has a crappy userpage, so please help him fill it with NOOB of the month. GO READ HIS ARTICLES NOW! --Theskydivingoat 19:47, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - it's pretty late in the month to nominate, and he is eligible next month so I say we give it to him than--Æ 22:03, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - AE is right, the first week of each month is for nominations. Please remove your nomination here and vote for me instead find an appropriate candidate to vote for. Please. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Ggarfield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +19 Reformed whores with nothing to do with pussies.
  • For - This kid is just an all around good guy, and seems to have proven his worth on here so far. He also learns fast :) JustusThane 02:16, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • As the guy who talked him into sticking around, extreme lesbian for.Hinoa talk.kun 02:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Beezlebub - Hm... I only know that from playing Starcraft... wow... what a way to learn.... YES by the way. --The Duke of Spork 00:43, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForHe gave me a great score on Pee Review, along with some really useful advice. Pieface 05:46, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - As per the Semi-Sock Puppet scandal, I believe I owe everyone involved, and/or troubled by such, apologies. When I came into this, I thought a Sock-puppet was multiple accounts held by one user. I now know that having asked my friends to consider voting for me was almost sock-puppetry b/c they were not exactly "active" community members. Again, I did not mean to cheat, and hope I have not caused to much trouble. Regardless, "I did not have sex with that wom"...wait wrong speech, "cough", but no really, I wouldn't do that. And I'm not speaking about the "sex with that woman", I would so totally have done THAT. Cheers. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:01, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • The Whoring Ends! - I appreciate anyone who liked my whoring tactics and voted for me accordingly, but THE has a point, we n00bs should have humility and integrity, and not be showing the community that we are immediately ready to take on the role of whoring for articles, awards, etc. Tis a sad thing I've done, and it ends NOW! All I will say, is please check out my articles Canadian Jesus, Wire tapping, and UnNews:News Corp. buys Uncyclomedia Foundation. Then look at the other n00b's contributions, and determine who is most worthy of your votes. I may not in fact be the best n00b, but from now on, I will try to be the most dignified.

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:09, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

***Since when, look I don't see that rule in the heading. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

my Bad --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:48, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +22 often used vowels
  • AE, looking over his contributions, AE has done more than just nominate me for awards. He helps with the upkeep of the site as a whole. Definitely a n00b worthy of recognition.   Le Cejak <-> Dec 19:03, 1
  • For--Æ 19:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Strives to be a great uncyclopedian, and off to a great start. Asks questions, contributes to VFD, and is actually a N00b, unlike the other guy! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Dec 2
  • For --General Insineratehymn 04:05, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:22, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, seems to be going about things the right way. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:48, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Works hard, especially on Pee Review. Also is not Rcmurphy. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For purely 'cos i've seen alot more around of AE than I have Ggarfield. Sorry Ggarfield! ~Fag x FS
  • For -- Fou-Lu 03:23, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Only one vote allowed: Either your For or Against. Take your pick. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg

03:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

      • Apology - I owe you an apology, AE, for my smear campaign. It was rather rude, and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. However, I think it only improved your score and hurt mine. Go ahead, dance...you've earned it --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:25, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig --THINKER 20:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. thanks for rewriting Alberto Gonzalez.--MNM5150 19:49, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment thanks for the compliment. However, I'm note done with the rewrite yet, though I should be pretty soon--Æ 20:21, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Done now--Æ 22:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

*Agianst --NXWave 21:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

UnTalented (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +6 LIBERALS!!!!!
So tempted to vote.... - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Dec 3
That userpage is so sexay...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 3) @ 01:27
  • Have him write an article or two and we'll talk. --THINKER 01:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm trying to force him to, and he probably will before this week ends. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 23:49, Dec 3
UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed. So funny..... GOOD JOB UNTALENTED! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:42, Dec 5
Indeed, a fine starting effort. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Dec 5
  • 'For Great first article. But, I feel left out of Led's nomination about OUR town! GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 21:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- As grateful as I am for the nomination, I think I may need either a vote or a word of praise of some sort from someone who isn't from our little town if I hope to win. UnTalented 01:01, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Well voting for yourself is a great Noob trick dude, but I think you might need to work on your whoring skill a little, maybe take a few tips from a whoring master to get yourself more noticed if your really that bothered about winning. Your up against some some rather aggressive whores this month. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:47, Dec 10
Agreed, I'm probably going to whore for him. I'm good like that. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:15, Dec 10
Comment - Oh great, AE and I get threatened with bannation for whoring, and a KUn openly states that he's going to go do some whoring for this guy. Thanks for setting the example, but my whoring is over. Can't speak for AE. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Well there was nothing like all this nonsense back in my day I tell ya, me and Razorflame had a good clean battle. I guess we managed to whore whilst being funny. Actually I only beat Razorflame cos he got banned by his mum! Seriously, he was not allowed to log onto Uncyc cos he was spending soooo much time on here. Maybe we should plan a break in and hook him up with the net again? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:37, Dec 11
Oh come on guys. I'm not seriously whoring votes for UnTalented. And you can't really get banned for whoring, unless it gets really out of control. It just annoys people. Believe me, I was WhotM once. I'm cutting down on the whoring. We'll see how long that lasts when I get something on VFH! But seriously, I was joking. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 11:49, Dec 11

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: + 3 dead horses continued to be beaten
Comment If you can find one time UnTalented whored, I'd like to see it. I whore for him! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:39, Dec 10
Comment he's from whore world. Doesn't that alone count as whoring??--Æ 22:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
I am so gonna wind up getting stalked.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:43, Dec 10
Ya, its going to be hell when outsiders find out about "Whore World"! Whore World! The "amusement" park for you and your friends! Have fun "riding" - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:47, Dec 10
Already booked my plane ticket! Thanks for the tip-off. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 02:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

*For better than AE. --NXWave 21:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

  • comment- You do realize RcMurphy isn't really a n00b? Also, even though I'm opposition, I think it would be nice to at least say why you voted against AE. If AE didn't actually do anything you don't approve of, it would be advisable to abstain as votes against hurt people's feelings. --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 02:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I'm 90% sure he's voting against me based on my opposition of Mr winkler im SORRY. He blames me for deletion as well even though I clearly didn't delete.--Æ 13:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Be proud of yourself. You're still a noob and you've already been confused for an administrator!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:05 Dec 18, 2007
And theres the fact you can't vote both for someone and against another. But that, is another tale for another time... - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:10, Dec 18
And do you really seriously enforce that regarding RcMurphy? RcMurphy is a friggen GUN, and how can you take "joke" votes seriously? --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:55, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

July 2007[edit]

Ogopogo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: FOURgopogo
  • Nomination and For. Sadly, you've probably never heard of Ogopogo. You probably didn't even know that he's a sysop. Even worse, you probably have never seen his username on any important pages. But that's not why I'm nominating Ogopogo. I'm nominating Ogopogo because for almost two years now, Ogopogo has tirelessly helped Uncyclopedia, through both the creation of a huge amount of articles, and through tireless adminly workings. I could link to a bunch of stuff he's done, but his userpage and contribs list speak for themselves. Oh, and he's also Canadian. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:25, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Against... what the hell Zombiebaron? (still, I get to use a cool count) -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:32, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I could ask you the same question, but I'd already know the answer. Also, don't vote twice. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:19, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I feel slighted that you did that, and I will actively wait for you to fuck up now, and when you do, I shall pounce and expose you for the little bitch you are. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:55, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I rarely vote, but twice now I've almost nommed him for admin, only to realize that he's already an admin. He's like good cancer. Slowly eating away the bad parts of Uncyclopedia, without the body realizing it. 07/2 02:44
  • I haven't voted yet. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 18:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Whoa, Famine voted for this guy?! I have to vote for him! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9 genocides for the good of Uncyclopedia!
  • Nom + For. Some of you have heard of Insinerate. In fact, most of you should have heard of Insinerate. If you've ever looked at recent changes, it's very likely that he's reverting vandalism, fixing up articles, or just plain welcoming new users. Any old user could accomplish these tasks, I guess, but the fact that Insinerate has done this for so long without official recognition made me nominate him today. Not to mention that he spearheaded the entire recent "Quoticide" campaign of purging just plain crappy quotes from pages, and is also one of the most active of all VFD frequenters. He's donated enough time and energy in his 10k edits to improving the site, and it's about damn time he should be recognized. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:18, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-for My hard work at deleting quotes has finally paid off. --General Insineratehymn 01:20, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because I want a cookie. That, and Insinerate's a cool guy. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:31, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I like what he's doing with the long pages on countries.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:54, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Continually working on VFD. His large number of edits speak for themselves. Sir Roger 08:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Good work, old chum. --AAA! (AAAA) 16:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian. Quoticide in particular has made this site a thousand times better. (Although it does seem close this month!) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Definitely For. It blew my mind when I checked his contribs and saw how much vandalism he's reverted. --Ye Olde Luke 02:04, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

*For I like bread. Turns out I can only vote for one. Still undecided. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7 forgotten scoretexts
  • Nomination & For. Heartfelt nominations this month is it? Ok. I believe every edit she makes contributes to the betterment of uncyclopedia, be it tagging crap, saving not-so-crap, helping noobs, or just bringing general smileyness to people which is too often underappreciated. An invaluable uncyclopedian. Or is that unvaluable? Nope, definitely the first one. Spang talk 03:07, 01 Jul 2007
  • Strong For SbU is fantastic! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:34, 01 July 2007
  • For. Tough one between SbU and Insinerate, but SbU just edges it. I don't know why. –—Hv (talk) 1/07 09:28
  • SbFor. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:55, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For - How many times has she been nommed for this? I mean she's the VFD Poopsmith. I don't know why she isn't a sysop yet. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 21:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I thought no-one had noticed that little covert appointment by Famine, but yes, tis true, I now shovel shit for a living. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:45, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh I noticed it too, there was a time I had a lot of ppl's userpages in my watchlist, but the flood of bold blue links daily started to drive me nuts! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:09, 03 July 2007
  • Dig the housekeeping skills of a good woman, and funny too! ;) --THINKER 01:02, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Very tough choice this month. Too many good candidates. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:29, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

*For Because I said so. Turns out I can only vote for one. Still undecided. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!

Ceridwyn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +14 Vows of Non-Self-Effacing
  • Nom+For. one of my favourite peeps, even though she buggered off IRC :(... and she's definitely above Strange but untrue in the beauty pageant, sorry SBU. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:30, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Awww :) I've just been busy, I've been popping into IRC again lately ;P <3 Oli. However I disagree with the latter comment, SbU is lovely! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 01 July 2007
It's all about the pink, I think! He'll be cosying up to Modus below in a minute.  :-) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:38, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
<3 MO too, for your adorability ;) Here's me thinking you'd forgotten :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 01 July 2007
Luckilly for you, she didn't see that QDB quote. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:59, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Gratuitous Anzac for (now I've offended people in twelve official languages...)--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 07:35, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir Manforman CUN.png 18:17, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

August 2007[edit]

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +11 but untrue

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15 death metal breads
  • Nom + For. With MadMax now an admin, Insineratehymn is by far the most efficient non-sysop out there. All my reasons for nomming last month stand. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • By far the most efficient? That's an insult to yourself, not to mention about 10 other non-sysops I can think of. If what you said is true, I think he would have received more votes on VFS. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:54, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Maybe by far is pretty strong wording, but he still is one hell of an efficient guy. His 13,000 edits speak for themselves. As for VFS, that was mostly due to him being nommed late and... well, getting into fisticuffs with another Uncyclopedian. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:08, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Goddamn I hated that flameawr. But it was my first time firefighting. :D --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:38, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

September 2007[edit]

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +20 but untrue
  • /me hands some allergy medication to Mordillo. Take this Allegra twice a day until your sneezing, wheezing, and coughing symptoms are virtually nonexistent. Side effects may include bloating, cramps, oily stool, perpetual catatonia, and in the case of a serious but not-as-rare-as-one-would-hope side-effect, death.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:32, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. MadMax 04:10, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 04:52, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Because it must happen. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:31, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--El legend 15:01, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - How many times have we done this? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 02:33, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Thanks once again peeps - although I don't know how I managed to get 16 votes for Uncyclopedian of the Month while having made absolutely no edits so far this month! (You can blame the strange and wonderful world of particle physics summer school for that.) Time for some catching up today, methinks. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?