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July 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 14 Soggy Scribes

GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 14 of Thomas Pynchon's testicles
  1. Nom and for. I have no idea how this guy hasn't gotten this award yet. In addition to his six features, he also maintains the horoscopes, which frequently make me laugh most uproariously. In conclusion, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Jul 1
  2. For Apparently he left, but now he's back and writing good articles. Staircase CUNt 22:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Normally, I choose to wait a while into the month to vote for WotM, but GT is such a good writer, I will vote early this month. I am proud to be Mr. Pynchon's second testicle (FU STAIRCASE! EDIT CONFLICT! My claim to be the second testicle stands.). As Led said, - Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Long overdue, if you ask me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. I've had better months here, but is this one of those Scorsese-Departed-type deals? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed Plink. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Horoscopes At first I was going to wait, because the two contenders, Sog and GT, have nearly the same number of features. Then I saw he was the writer of the horoscopes. Hey, we haven't had a nailbiter like this month's WotM in a while!   Le Cejak <3:59 Jul 03, 2009>
  8. Wiki.png Plink. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:10/3/July
  9. For -RAHB 04:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. Excellent writer. Loved every one of his features. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:21, Jul 6
  11. For. One of the plink best writers we plonk have.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 14:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  12. Plink Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:53, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  13. Emphatic Symbol for vote.svg For.! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 22:17, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Because I want both GlobalTourniquet and Sog to win this. They are both magnificent writers. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:25, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nominate He's like a combination of all of the other people nominated, but Australian. Also, he has experience with this title. And UotY. He's the most deserving to win this award again. Even more than me and Socky combined. Alas, I've already cast my vote this month. Plus, I intend to vote for TDM next month. But MadMax is amazing. All of you need to go and tell MadMax he's awesome. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9

Optimuschris (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15 less notable transformers

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9 sternly guilded steins

THEDUDEMAN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 dude men
  • Nomination and I wish I could vote For but I already voted for Optimus and I like him too but... there's a time when you nominate someone for something, and you're like "hey, has this guy won yet?" Sometimes you realize they have, so you do it with reluctance. However, this guy hasn't won yet. So I am nominating this guy with extreme prejudice. He's one of the most helpful non-admins we've got on the site at the moment, has been doing shittons of work for two years, and has miraculously not won this award yet. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree with TKF I already cast my vote this month, but Sir Dudeington has deserved this for a long time. Now that he's back, he deserves it again. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:00, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Have my babies! -Bretthead.png
  • What The Killer Woody said. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:31, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

LittlePinkSock (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +4

*For per the bribe. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:13/3/July

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +2

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +20

August 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • Nom + For. I haven't heard about this guy until I read John Hodgman and, intrigued, I followed it to his userpage. Turns out he's cranked out a ton of hilarious goodies this past month, including (but not nearly limited to) Sherlock Holmes (now featured), James Watt, Cheerios (also featured, now), UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) (featured now, also), Firefly (on the fast track to already being featured) and UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés. Over ten quality articles in a single month is enough to convince me. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak, weak, abstain. It convinced me, but I felt like abstaining. Sorry. zh I hate me new sig 12:51 August 3
Seriously, this is getting out of hand. Either give your vote to someone or don't. This is not VFH. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom and for. Five features, and a bunch of other great articles. Staircase CUNt 16:39, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 20
And as to "more greatness", you might want to take a look at the UnMystery I'm currently hacking out. Just don't tell anyone, it's a secret. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:15, Aug 6
I don't know, but since when has self-foring on Of the Month awards no longer become a faux pas? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Since I did it and won UotM. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:07, Aug 15

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

SunnyChow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nomination; I've already voted this month, and I know that this month's vote will probably be split over a number of very deserving candidates, but I feel that SunnyChow deserves this award too, and so I'm nominating him here so that he might get recognition from us, his peers, and maybe this award in the future. Because, seriously, I had never heard of this guy until a few days ago when he was nominated for PotM. And I was like "Okay, he deserves that". And then I went and looked at his contributions. Ever heard of Text Pong? I hadn't. Ever heard of Slot Fighter? My Untune Hero? Uncyclo-tan? This guy doesn't even speak English as his first language (or very well, as he admits himself), and he's doing things that I never imagined possible. So, take a look, and give this man some respect. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:19, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For Whatever this guy is doing, we need more of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1 people who've got wood.
  • Omnomnom I haven't decided who I'm gonna vote for yet, but Woody should have won this by now. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:09, 5 Aug
  • Aye. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:03, Aug 6
  • Props. I've been bragging to my coworkers about how much I like this kid. Maybe in a few months. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

THEDUDEMAN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +12

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +3
  • Nomination. MadMax is literally mad. People have argued that he ought to have won this award twice, despite not being active in the months it was discussed, but now he is active again, and in the short weeks he's been back, he's managed to surpass everyone else in efficacy by at least 1000% combined. I haven't seen comebacks like this since Patrick Ewing's. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:51, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For keeping up the competition. zh I hate me new sig 12:35 August 3
  • Vote Yes. I'm a n00b here but MadMax still offered to protect the PETA article I rewrote and has helped me a lot! Miley Spears 01:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • strongest possible moral support. of all the people who have won awards twice, none of them deserved it more than MadMax winning another UotM. this guy is uncyclopedia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Huge fucking props. But if I'm not mistaken, this guy's already also won Uncyclopedian of the Year, no? Led said to me giving him UotM after that is actually kinda insulting and I tend to agree. Nevertheless MadMAx is a machine. He doesn't feel remorse or pity, and he absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead. Or am I getting my machines mixed up again? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:55, 4 Aug
    Yes, he has also won UotY. But come on, he's MadMax! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:52, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
    Aye, but wouldn't it be like giving someone who's won a Nobel Prize first place at the science fair? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:59, 4 Aug
    Nay, it's like giving Bill Gates $20 for gas. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:16, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; this month is close, but MadMax wins out in my mind because he's basically the Lone Ranger of Uncyclopedia. Thank you masked man! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +7
  • Nomination but still undecided. Seems to be all over the place. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:40, Aug 1
  • For (being so welcoming to me and being a generally thoroughly nice chap). I'm sure his actual contributions have been good too, I know he's been a devoted reviewer and all. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:40, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Stronger For. The reason why this is stronger is because I still strongly support MadMax and TDM and Bonner. However, while I both love and appreciate those two, I very rarely say about a user that "X has literally kept Y going for weeks." Well, Chiefjustice has literally kept Pee Review going for weeks, and that is both a huge responsibility and an accomplishment. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:29, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He definitely has been keeping the Pee Review system afloat from what I can see looking back into the archives, plus is a generally helpful guy. Sequence 12:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I've been trying to fix the mess that was Lost in Space and his quick-posted and detailed Pee Review helped more than Dr. Smith in a laser gun battle. Binky The WonderSkull 22:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Madmax has won this already, and I'm not overly familiar with the work of the other guy, but ChiefJustice has given me several excellent Pee Reviews, all of which have been quite helpful, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:42, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Seems to be everywhere and that is a good reason to vote in favour.--RomArtus Imperator(talk). 16:35, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Good luck Chief and thanks for the useful reviews! Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0
  • Nom + For She came so close last month, she deserves this at least this month. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 08:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Considering the scores and the end of the month drawing near I might as well make my vote count Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +0

Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
Girl. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:39, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Noob of the Month[edit]

Siddhartha-Wolf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: Ineligible

Ineligible nomination moved to the talk page for cosmetic reasons. POTR

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4
  • Nom (but not a for...) Actually, looking at the ruling on time, I think I've found an alternate nominee. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 08:41, 3/08/2009
Wait, this guy has been here for over a year, no fair :( --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 12:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For third time in a row being nommed. He shall finally win!. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3
  • For the lulz. Also, he has won it before Zheliel. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I think you mean before I was born. Or something. We should hold our NotY soon. zh I hate me new sig 10:11 August 6
  • token against. you'd think it would amuse me that this is approximately the 8th generation of Rcmurphy nommers, and even the 4th generation had no idea who he was. you'd be mistaken. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:51, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
That suggests that I have to know who he is in order to vote for him. That's almost as bad as having to read an article prior to VFH. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 10:28, 6/08/2009

Symbol against vote.svg Against. per dormant 1 year old Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

No comment Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I think you mean {{Comment}}. And rc deserves to win. Though I've never seen him edit before. Or her. zh I hate me new sig 10:13 August 6
Then I guess I'll Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. and vote for him the end of the month if no one else comes along :P Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Paul Murphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0
  • Nom. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3

Sequence (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12
And he has done some decent peeing too--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 11:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For He helped me with the PEE queue and has done some good work otherwise.... also I can't bring myself to vote for RC.--ChiefjusticeDS 17:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Given that I'm, not voting for RC and I can't vote for Miley, I'll go Symbol for vote.svg FOR an Australian who recently started looking for work but is helping with the PEE queue in the meantime - We did it last month! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:25, 7/08/2009
  • For. In lieu of S-W, I find this guy to be the most useful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:14, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. per above. --Mn-z 17:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For, because it was my awesome welcome message that made him so good. Right sequence? Please tell them all about how everything good that happens can be attributed to me. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:20, Aug 10
Yes, The Led Balloon's individualised pre-rendered welcome was most appreciated :). Sequence 13:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Miley Spears (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

  • Nom Actually really excited by this one. And I think she might make a good writer as well. It's looking like a three horse race all of a sudden. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 10:34, 6/08/2009
And I thought you were exited by me!? Do your kisses mean nothing?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:47 6 August 2009
  • I would for, but she is sadly also ineligible. First contrib stretches back to June 9th. Start checking these things before you nominate, guys. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I did, but as I was half asleep at the time I honestly thought it said July. My bad. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:23, 7/08/2009
  • Thanks so much for nominating me! Yes, I was here for only one day on 69 right before finals, then disappeared because I moved for the summer. Then I posted like a crazy girl because I'm in the middle of nowhere and bored. I know, technically that disqualifies me. (Insert Appropriate Profanity Here). But thanks so much! Miley Spears 21:20, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Aaaawwww, you'll always be my noob of the month. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:32, 7 Aug

Miley Spears (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Renom despite technical ineligibility. Look, technically, both her and Sid are not eligible. So what? They're still noobs, and damn good ones. I think, we should obey the spirit of the rules, rather than the letter. -- egregious Ape (ASPLODE) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Sorry, but she misses this by just under two months, not just over one. Letting her complete wouldn't just be a slight adjustment of the rules, it'd be a complete mockery. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Isn't Uncyclopedia in favor of complete mockery? But check--she was here for one day then came back a month and half later which was only two weeks ago. Do we kill her for one day? Binky The WonderSkull 01:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Voice your opinion at Forum:Noob eligibility requirements. Or not. Binky The WonderSkull 01:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Naked response (that usually gets peeps attention). Thanks for the unauthorized kudos! And I voiced my opinion too. :) Miley Spears 19:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Siddhartha-Wolf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom & For - see above. -- egregious Ape (ASPLODE) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; because he's really cool. Staircase CUNt 02:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain because of my comments on someone else. But maybe an award for Most Noob Edits of User Pages? Binky The WonderSkull 03:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Not sure I've been editing anyone's User pages (aside from my own), apart from sticking "Noob of the Month" nominations on them. I'm sure you mean "talk pages" and you're quite right.--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

This issue is still under discussion, until there is a decision made, stop nominating invalid candidates.. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

The result was to not be so strict on the rules. Does that count for anything? Miley Spears 01:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

September 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15 disciples of Jobs

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • Nom. Though I've already given my vote to Mac, PotR deserves at least a nomination. As of now he's got three really strong features, and is on his way to a fourth (and hopefully fifth, if ya'll were sophisticated enough to appreciate Isaac The Tank Engine). He ranks among the most well read and sophisticated users here (as far as I can tell, anyway), and deserves at least to be in the running for this award. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:19, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Self-against As much as I appreciate the nod, I'm not quite at the level that either yourself or Mac are at the moment, and I was actually going to lend my support to Mac this month, pending bribe, except that up until today there hasn't been another contender. And again as much as I appreciate it, MacMania all the way! (Who's name actually comes from Mac meaning son of, and Mania meaning hyperactive insanity - how can you not love it?) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:41, 5/09/2009
  • Comment. You're a great writer, Puppy. But I'll respect your wishes and not vote for you. -- Binky The WonderSkull 18:00, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Syndrome (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1
  • nom for the portals. --Mn-z 18:38, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A hard working contributor to this site who has done a lot of work to make this site a lot more user friendly. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 21:55, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -0

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +15

Noob of the Month[edit]

Monkeyhuffer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: o

Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 21 people who won't provide this

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 4

*For as per awesome. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:04, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

  • Comment for crying out loud its the 1st. Shouldn't we wait until at least mid month to vote for the joke nominations? --Mn-z 05:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Per Mnbvcxz. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:16, 2 Sep
  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak Abstain because there's a competitor. With Savings, most probably.                zh              06:40 September 10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Too little competition. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:23, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

October 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

205.56.145.34 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom Hasn't contributed much recently, but I don't think he has gotten enough recognitions for the advances he's made in humor writing and how we perceive Uncyclopedia today. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:40, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Thank you for giving Puppy some competition. I looked through this editor's history. This user has been here for 3 1/2 years and, with the possible exception of one or two edits, has done some productive work here. Worth considering. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:55, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment They say you can tell the measure of a man in his competition. I feel cheap. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  22:13, 28/10/2009
I've seen your competition. They're mostly listed above under "People who already done won this thing." Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:16, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 18
  • Ah, I'm all about the pursuit of psych majors happiness! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:36, 11/10/2009

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 10

Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • Nom+For. For his work in the Uncyclopedia basement bringing to our attention articles/pages/stubs/vanity pieces that should be thrown into the incinerator. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. --RomArtus Imperator(talk). 05:53, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. If you nominate someone, please add the nom template to their user page. I was nommed for something and it wasn't until there was only hours left in the month that someone finally added the template to my page! I might never have known about it and voters who visit a nominee's page might not either. :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:27, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Pentium5dot1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom & For Extremely helpful user for quite a while now. Has been editing, and fixing up UN:RA for forever now, among other things. His not so well known-ness doesn't change the fact that he is an awesome user. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:38, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Noob of the Month[edit]

BlueSpiritGuy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +9

Sircabhan (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: +1

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1
  • still the future heavyweight champion of the world right here --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:01, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak Abstain. Too bad. User:Zheliel/sigz1135 09:00 October 1
  • Against. Sorry, but I don't think you've been here long enough to be Noob of the Month. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:54, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A stand-up n00b. Excellent form. Wot. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:27, Oct 11
  • Against The time is not yet ripe. —rc (t) 03:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
    • So, you'll win next month? [b]- zhelili ??? 05:27 October 21
      • I win every month. It's just a question of degree. —rc (t) 04:36, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

November 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 13

EvilZak (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Uncyclopedian Of The Month[edit]

Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7

Andorin Kato (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  • Dig. Recently returned from hiatus and has been QVFD-ing, BP-ing, RC-ing, and reporting vandalisms and bannables in IRC to me more than is particularly convenient toward my cause of lazing around and accomplishing nothing. So he also causes me to accomplish things. And anyone who can get an admin to do that must deserve this award. Or a spanking. Oh, and he also writes! Got a feature last month. -- Also, penis. 20:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Potch. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:26, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • I would actually like to withdraw from this. --Andorin Kato 04:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    Comment. Why do you want to withdraw? But if you do, ppl should let you. Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 07:28, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, if it becomes an issue, I just refuse the award. :P --Andorin Kato 07:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    And as for your question, I just don't feel like I need to be UotM. Let someone else who does something besides clean up vandalism (as in, someone who writes and fixes articles and makes the wiki a better place) get the award. --Andorin Kato 07:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    But...you do all of those things! -- Also, penis. 17:46, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • For per above. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment Originally I just voted because he didn't want the award, but since he singlehandedly keeps back vandalism on the wiki and given the sheer number of times he's beaten me to a revert by mere seconds, the for stays. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:38, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
I voted for Necropaxx before Andorin was nominated (Necropaxx already voted for me, so there's was nothing noble about my vote). But Andorin does the kind of behind the scenes work that doesn't get noticed in other categories. I conceed the election and give my congratulations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah me too. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 01:40, Dec 1 2009
Well, I'm not bloody conceding... the challenge is on - the gauntlet is thrown! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: -1

Noob of the month[edit]

BlueSock (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Well normally, I'd be ashamed to vote for myself, but seeing as how I'm at zero this is becoming a pride thing. --BlueSock 02:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is one of the people I was going to nominate. I know this is technically for last month, but as one of these people has had significantly more time here than the other, I'm going to wait until longer in the month to vote. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:56, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom I hate this guy. I'm putting him here so we can keep an eye on him. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Intent to vote for. Has contributed quite a lot and been a generally pretty nice person within only a few short days. If he can keep it up for another week or two, he's got my vote. -- Also, penis. 16:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC) Forgot about the other one. This guy will be eligible in a month, right? Right? -- Also, penis. 06:45, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure AiC will be eligible next month, just barely. Also I think The Babe Over There On The Right shows some definite potential. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:07, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment: Would advise a 'no' vote. This user is scared of ghosts and caligrophy, and last time I saw him he was inhaling glue. I put my 'yes' on the nose of the Filly. Aleister in Chains 16:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I think he may have a real skull on the table and some pickled toads in a cupboard but might put the hex on me if I don't vote for him. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:29, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Hiatus Hernia (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1.5

Puffskein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12.5
Well, once again my parent doesn't think I'm good enough. hmmff.--Puffskein 03:17, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, don't think that dear. I just don't want to be accused of nepotism. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:22, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Sorry. The only person we're allowed to nominate who doesn't qualify is RC Cola, or RCA, or whatever it's name is. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Say, I just noticed the part that said we can nom and for Rcmurphy even though he's completely unqualified isn't up there anymore. What happened? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:50, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
OK, it's back now. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:52, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2.5

December 2009[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Asahatter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • Only right, having stumbled upon his excellent BBC Wireless 4 that dragged me back here. Printer Ink also. --Nikau 11:13, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
    Holy smoke guys it's Nikau. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 05:45, Dec 14 2009
  • Default For, seeing as he's currently the only good writer nominated. Also, Printer Ink is the best article.--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:32, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't understand what you just said. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:50, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Its not that admins are exempt from Rule #2, it just that nobody is able to hold an admin accountable for his/her actions, if that makes you feel any better. --Mn-z 17:37, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because voting for myself is what TKF would do.
On a side note, thanks for the backhanded FU TKF. Good show, cheers.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 20:16, 15 December 2009
Yeah, that dude's a faggot if you guys haven't noticed. (It's because he has no friends.) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
On a sider side not, I always read this guy's name as "ASS Hatter". As in, he's calling himself an ass hat. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:24, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 21

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 12 who expose themselves only when they want to

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 15 who see dead people and invite them to tea
  • NF- yet again we'll have the battle of the titans. I think this one Mormon old timer need a pat on the shoulder for all the good he contributed to Uncyclopedia over a long time. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - yet again? Yes! Necropaxx wrote many featured articles including one last month, made many images, done Pee Reviews, and is really nice for a dead guy. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:10, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't know what disturbs me more - the fact that you guys are serious or the fact that neither of you can grasp the concept that is English grammar. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:54, Dec
I got a good excuse, I can make spelling mistakes in 5 languages. And you? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:01, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
Pshhh. I can make spelling mistakes in every language! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 00:10, Dec
Insulting people who vote for you is not a good idea. Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 00:58, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
It's a test of their faith. Cthulhu.jpgPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu.jpg 02:10, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
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Hey, man! That's my thing! User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 02:08, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • You Betch'a Has made good, as have they all. But this one insults his supporters, the sign of a true contraianuncyclopedian. Now, look in awe at the pretty hyp-no-tizing picture. Aleister in Chains 00:41, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. For Necropaxx whose name reminds me of Death Packaging . Perhaps he could use this once he leaves school and goes into business. --RomArtus Imperator(talk)