Uncyclopedia:Poker Night

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Uncyclopedia Poker is dead. This page is for archive only, or can be revived if anybody can be bothered to restart it, but probably not.

Next game: TBA

Screenshot of the first Uncyclopedia poker game. Nine originally signed up. Ten showed up. All the cool kids play poker.

Every Tuesday at Yahoo! Games is Uncyclopedia's Hold 'Em poker game. The game is held at 10 PM GMT (which is the same as 11 PM BST in the summer time; check your local time to sync, or use this little tool if you're an idiot). Requirements are as follows:

  1. Have a Yahoo! account.
  2. Know how to play poker.

That's pretty much it. This is the link (it will show up as a blank screen if you're not signed into Yahoo!). The game is hosted in Social Lounge 4. The table will be private, so in order to be invited, we're asking that you put your Yahoo! screen name next to your signature below so we know who to invite. The table will be either hosted by Electrified mocha chinchilla or Olipro. Additionally, you do not need Yahoo! Messenger to be able to play. The game is browser-based. Also, no real money is used. It's Yahoo! credits, which can't be traded in for real money either.

Name List[edit]

  1. electrified_mocha_chinchilla -- [sire] EMC [TALK]
  2. wileyecoyote02 -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy»
  3. oliprofessor --Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass)
  4. drkbladez --PantsMacKenzie
  5. kid_akai -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)
  6. hinoa4 -- —Hinoa talk.kun
  7. finn_tastic -- Finntastic
  8. osirisblue -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
  9. zombiebarons -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout)
  10. jewishatheist668 -- Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg
  11. petersconway - http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|»
  12. thekingkitty --Kingkitty
  13. jaythenotsosilent -- ~ Tophatsig.png
  14. capercorn_es --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!!
  15. yournumber2mom --Icons-flag-us.png Love:M.D
  16. hanncoll1
  17. Staplethetost--Staplethetoast 14:00, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  18. acidpool14--Sir Downs
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    DUN.png KUN.png (talk) (stalk)
    GUN.png Flag of Indonesia.png GUN PotM UotM PMotM PotY 04:41, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

Rules[edit]

The same rules that apply to Uncyclopedia:Chat apply to the Uncyclopedia poker table, or more specifically, the following:

NOTE: IRC CHAT UNCYCLOPEDIA POKER IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO WATCH TV WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS PLAYING POKER. FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW.... MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC POKER TABLE FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL TABLE IF YOU DO.

Also, the rules on Uncyclopedia are also applicable to the Uncyclopedia poker table. This is for fun, not flaming. Cybering is also prohibited. Cybering with Olipro is strictly prohibited. If Olipro approaches you and asks you to cyber, do NOT cyber with him. If you do cyber with him, do so at your OWN risk. That is all.