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May 2010

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: salamander by Template:U

runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Template:U

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by Template:U

runner up: squidbillies by Template:U

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Template:U

runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Template:U

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by Template:U

runner up: Soviet Space Program by Template:U

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Sparta by Template:U

runner up: Captain Morgan by Template:U

Competition Wrap-Up

Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!

Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

  1. Salamander - 15
  2. Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
  3. Parthenogenesis - 9
  4. Cake Killers - 8

Best Noob Article

  1. User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
  2. User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
  3. User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
  4. Jingle Belled to Death - 6
  5. Reader's Digest - 3
  6. User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0

Best Rewrite

  1. Sparta - 15
  2. Captain Morgan - 11
  3. Vending machine - 10
  4. Fnord (car maker) - 6

Best Alt. Namespace

  1. Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
  2. UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
  3. User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
  4. UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
  5. User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
  6. user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
  7. User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
  8. User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself

Best Illustrated

  1. UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
  2. Soviet Space Program - 10
  3. Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
  4. I am better than fish - 7
  5. User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
  6. Vote For The Worst - 2
  7. Diamonds and Rust - 2

January 2011

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: BabyTV by Template:U

runners up: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus by Template:U & Spittoon by Template:U

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Machine gun by Template:U

runner up: Jewkip by Template:U

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England by Template:U

runner up: UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) by Template:U

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champions: In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating by Template:U & UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia by Template:U

runner up: Do you have a face? by Template:U

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Muddy Waters by Template:U

runners up: Bass by Template:U and Workaround-oriented programming by Template:U

Competition Wrap-Up

Thanks to everyone for letting me chair this PLS and thanks for tkaing part. Congratulations to everyone taking part, and a the highest praise to the winners.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:52, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

User:ChiefjusticeDS/results

October 2011

Winners

Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Arecibo Message by Template:U

runner up: How To: Milk a Cow by Template:U

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Three Strike Law by Template:U

runner up: Battle of Guadalcanal by Some noob

Best Collaboration

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Where the wild onions grow by Template:U & Template:U

runners up: Door handle by Template:U & Template:U and UnNews:Study shows listening to popular music turns listeners gay by Template:U & Template:U

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champions: Timothy Leary's Psychedelic Bed And Breakfast by Template:U & UnBooks:Uecil, the "special" apple by Template:U

runner up: UnNews:Lingerie Football a big hit in America but draws the ire of PETA and NOW by Template:U

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champions: Spongebob Squarepants by Template:U & Apathy Man by Template:U

runner up: Deviled eggs by Template:U

Competition Wrap-Up

Thanks to everyone for taking part in the PLS. Obviously this was the first time I have run the PLS and even then only because I was asked to run it by Template:U. While I am aware that this has not been the most successful PLS that we have ever held I hope some good articles have emerged and some enjoyment has been had. Congratulations to the winners and thank you to everyone who was part of helping the PLS to happen, be it through judging or any other means. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 16:08, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions, losers should consult their local firearms retailer for ammunition.

User:ChiefjusticeDS/results2