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April 30th - As a comic, in all seriousness.
Lord tennyson - Wikipedia crap Game:OT/KRC/Village/followhim Preist - The greatest article ever. All work and no trolling makes Stephen a dull boy Dequrell phephe dequan iii Stephanie Brandon League of Legends Dequrell Phephe Dequan III Capitolism Guest Tractor - Creative. User:MatthlockThat time I was nearly raped by a rapist named Rapey McRaperson during my sojourn in Connecticut (redirect) (delete) Template:UNCY Template:PEOPLE WITHOUT HAIR LIKE GOEBBELS IN THE MORNING WHEN IT RAINED AND IT'S WET Template:NIGGA Template:MEDI Template:LIBBY Template:JEW Template:HIPPY Template:GIPSY Template:FASCY Template:FAGGOT Template:COMMY Template:CHINA Template:BELIEVER Aryancyclopedia Category:Aryancyclopedia Everything in Special:PrefixIndex/User:PatPeter and Special:PrefixIndex/User talk:PatPeter, including the pages themselves (author request).
April 29 - More drama, with added whining for flavour
Richard quinn Talk:Mauschwitz User:PuppyOnTheRadio/419 - Author (sort of) request User:PuppyOnTheRadio/History of the world/French - Author (or rather the person who ran it through google translate and then pasted it here) request UnBooks:Temple Run UnTunes:Do the Blue Samuel Adams
April 28 - Drama
Danika shitbird. Cherry User:Vandal-Patroller User:SockpuppetOnTheRadio User:ImFaded Queens Park Rangers F.C User talk:220.127.116.11 The answer my friend is blowing in the job, the answer is blowing in the job We don't like your kind around here Talk:Shemappandyou Talk:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea Danny Oste - one liner User:WeiseJustice332 WeiseJustice332 User talk:Moneke/Bleen Michael Rotch Brandon flowers - Vanity crap
April 27 - Standard headerness
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (special dedication to PuppyOnTheRadio my bro my fraaend if you believe be i'll come back) Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (special dedication to PuppyOnTheRadio my bro my fraaend if you believe be i'll come back) - no User talk:Sir Shemap Pibo Wutjtod User:Sir Shemap Pibo Wutjtod User:PuppyOnTheRadio/History of the world - Author request John Frusciante AudieLombard897 User:EngLeclair286 EngLeclair286 Bjug Cji7 - ???????? Haytham - crap
April 26 - I have run out of headers. That ain't cheap yah know!
University of chicago Talk:Swarthmore College Greg is Awesome UN:CM (Greg?/David Mc...?) User:ScarlettPrichard Amabo Kcorb Jyothika Atharva User:Shemappandyou Pibo Manitoba On Wheels Undictionary:Jasveer Tennesse titans Choo choo 4 I run chatty Rhyce Webb Sym bionic titan Plumber or wannabe journalist, preferably "foreign" Peppa pig Ramesh Krishnan - Vanity Kony The People's Republic of Socialist Romanistan
April 25th - I am a washing machine
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Roar
Twilight Sparkleredirected (pointlessly) --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:38, April 26, 2012 (UTC) RAHB User Tasmania is a dick Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (aka Wankerhampton) Clair Huxtable Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (Noble Milf City) User:Luq-Le-Duq File:TV-land flag2.jpg Hirohito Ofwgkta Martin Luther King Sr. Day File:Amnon-Jitzak.jpg Talk:Golf War Trololololololololo Paint Rock High School Chris Walton Dwarf fortress Rowan Patrick Moynihan Music piracy Benefits and Importance Of While Using Registry Cleaner - Spam Moiments
April 24th - Joined at the dick, Siamese trick.
Poop on your mom Christanity Will Blundell User talk:You all suck Orphan. Either delete or protect for prosperity and feature on the front page! User:BangYouLater - Spam User:RobertOHoerner - Spam HEY YOU, READER! IS THERE A SCIENTOLOGY CENTRE OR SOME FUCKING RELATED SHIT ONE GOAL IN THE LIFE: LET'S DESTROY AND CANCEL FROM EARTHFACE THE DIRTY FUCKING SHIT KNOWN AS SCIENTOLOGY L. RON HUBBARD IS SUBHUMAN SHIT AND PEDOPHILE. SCIENTOLOGY IS NAZI FUCKING POOP DIE SCIENTOLOGY LET'S ERASE THIS RUBBISH DIE TOM CRUISE DIE YOU FUCKIN BASTARD SCIENTOLOGY IS A DIRTY FUCKIN MOBZTER OF PEDOPHILES TOP GUN THE WORST MOVIE EVER SCIENTOLOGY IS DIRTY SHIT TOM CRUISE IS A PEDOPHILE AND FAGGOT L. RON HUBBARD IS A PEDOPHILE
Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans - I forgot the article is for the Pee Buddy contest, sorry :/ Mattsnow 01:08, April 24, 2012 (UTC) St Modans High School - Vanity? Gloucestershire Game:SWZork/pin/98576 User:GasperAlcantara9 GasperAlcantara9 Besart Berisha Nolife File:Qzekrom sig.PNG - old version of image - new version at File:Qzekrom sig trans.gif (88 bytes smaller) Don't delete this just yet. Check that it's been phased out ENTIRELY and replaced with the new version on ALL pages it's used on. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 02:49, April 23, 2012 (UTC) Undictionary:Banana I don't think Simon Cowell should be deleted because it's already ICU'd. Or Tom Cruise. It's long enough to stay with an ICU. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 01:28, April 23, 2012 (UTC) Lithp 8 (number) John Abbott
April 22 - Cake-ish header
Gabe Newell File:Kim-Jong-Un applauds.jpg - Won't need it Mattsnow 23:46, April 22, 2012 (UTC) Category:Minions of Kaptainskye - Redundent nonsense category. JOHN CENA HowTo:Corrupt Roblox 3.14 - Thanks. Do not want. User talk:Smartnet - DIE CHOKING ON COCKS, SPAMBOT Simon Cowell - no. Cristiano ronaldo - crap Tom Cruise - no more Call of duty blackops - no Game:Grueslayer - no UnNews:Have a nice day Why?:Are cats good? User:Matthlock/WIP/Shit on my balls - Author request, it has outgrown its use since I changed its title User:Matthlock/WIP/All That Money Wants - Author request also
April 21 - Frosty demands cake tomorrow
UnPoetia:The Candy Bar In The Hat - nah Why?:What is a cat? - this makes no sense... Loreum ipsum - thats nice User talk:18.104.22.168 - I don't think IPs are allowed to do this to each other. UnDebate:We are the bloxxers Imran Zakhaev User:CaitrinOh362 CaitrinOh362 Eva Braun Irish exit - this shouldn't be ICU, it's half a line. Category:Experiment - experiment over - author request User:PuppyOnTheRadio/template test 2 User:PuppyOnTheRadio/template test - author request File:Deathstar disney.jpg - Uploader request User talk:22.214.171.124 IO SO MBRIAGO E VOI ANNATE TUTTI QUANTI AFFANCULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - ???????????????????????????????????????????????????? Tony Abbott - wp crap
April 20 - i am an administrator... Cluck Cluck Cluck
Mrs luck GIRL - useless redirect MOVIES - useless redirect (I think) Talk:Qzekrom/Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet (redirect) (delete) - these were created by accident when the article was userfied Qzekrom/Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet (redirect) (delete) Talk:Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet (redirect) (delete) Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet (redirect) (delete) Game:Mmorpg/sovietrussia/grue2/asplode Template:DEFAULT:Shakur, Tupac Oliver brown Soorya surresh PLOX Mugsey Grant - no User:Fiztess User talk:126.96.36.199 - my old talk page that no one uses anymore. now a useless redirect, i'm kinda iffy on this. (qzekrom) (Please make a note in the deletion summary that whoever inherits the IP address next can next feel free to recreate the page.)
April 19 - i am a chicken... Cluck Cluck Cluck
Uncyclopedia:Adminship/Vote for Frosty - lol User talk:Gagatwax Huxtable I actually think some of these titles (especially the ones consisting of alphanumeric gibberish like I don't know Jgir309I4_46) should be salted. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 22:51, April 19, 2012 (UTC) Wanker Texas Ranger Dead Man Wanking OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CLAAAAAIRE!!!! CLAIRE HUXTABLE Moonwanker Wanking about Claire Willy Wanka Wanking on Sunshine Wankipedia Johnny Wanker WANKERHAMPTON UPON THE JUICY TASTE OF CUM Sir Frosty User:Gagatwax Huxtable File:Px-Claire.JPG Claire Huxtable - no Memebase - Short and unfunny. Ashley young User talk:188.8.131.52 - IP talk page around 4 years old. Andy carroll Chicago Blackhawks not such a bad little page hahahahahahaheheeheeheehhehehhefhepf Buffalo Sabres Edmonton Oilers New York Islanders Micropenis 9gag "bun skin" HowTo:Fuck A Cow KAMAZ Sexpiration
April 18 - Boing. McBoing Boing.
Morgan leary - vandalism Just some advice for prospective UnNews editors who want to take something from the Minitrue list. If you're gonna do that, make sure you can write a full article. I certainly don't want to see a Minitrue article going to the dump particularly since I added that one. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 23:03, April 18, 2012 (UTC) User:BrynCohan573 BrynCohan573 - Fuck off GennaTeel338 Philosoraptor File:Typical gundam battle.jpg - Genital images File:Georgakmed and frend.jpg - Explicit File:AmericanHystoryX shower.jpg - Shock pr0n User:Y06cookw - Cyberbullying/vanity crap User:FreundAsh451 - ?????? FreundAsh451 - ????? UnNews:Neil deGrasse Tyson Proves Skaylians Real Awsome - It's not even spelled correctly... Sleepy time
User:Mr-ex777/Runtshit vandal - Already had an copy.
April 17 - I am crap at making headers. Toast.
Bishopstone~ ICU. Deadmau5~ ICU. User:184.108.40.206/Sandbox - Needs registeration. User:220.127.116.11 User:Xamralco/UnSignpost chart - This is creating drama and chaos Jodenkop~ ICU. William lewis Markus Modin CCCCCCCCC! (redirect) (delete) DDDDDDDDD! (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect Sock monster~ ICU. Items To take into account In creating Your Kitchen - Spam
April 16 - im your mother lol
File:WTP1.png - Don't need File:WTP2.png - Don't need Wackadoodle It's 3:55 AM. Do you know where your brain cells are? Hermann Fegelein
Infinitillionconverted to redir File:Warnddd.gifused now Darth Revan Tryfon (redirect) (delete) Tryfon Gavriel (redirect) (delete) File:Trollingkc.jpg File:Kingscrusher before.jpg File:Kingscrusher after.jpg File:Kingscrusher.jpg File:Kcsfluffy.jpg Kingscrusher - ED copypasta Corel WordPerfect Armed Forces of the Fictional Republic of Sercia Template:Warnddd DDDDDDDDD! File:Social Networking The Wind.mp3 - Author request Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/How to get success in life - wtf? Willy Wanka Wanker Texar Ranger Dead Man Wanking Johnny Wanker Undictionary:CHINA I7 3820
April 15 ~ im low lol
Category:Wolverhampton Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble milf city as Claire Huxtable) Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble milf city as Claire Huxtable) File:The Claire Huxtable Photoshop Masterpiece And Masturpiece.jpg Claire Huxtable Category:Soopasexy people from Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea Honey badger Reptilian Super Hell
The game of tag (redirect) (delete) - Useless redirect. No one's going to search for an article that starts with "The". Efaxicate - Just blah! Not funny, too short, might as well be moved to UnDictionary:Efaxicate. (ICU) Casualty - blurgh. I was going to ICU it, but then I came here instead. (ICU) Adrien chiles - Possible vanity. Who the hell is this guy? (ICU)ALL of those nominations sucked balls. Please re-read the guidelines for using this page before putting anything else on QVFD. MrN 20:35, Apr 15 Bas burnel Elizabeth burnel Kris Kris (Number) Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review DamianoStover458 User:DamianoStover458
April 14th - im high lol
The room - Crap File:Disneywiki.png - I don't need it after all File:ResEvil logo.jpg - won't need it User:KidderShoup626 - Spam OK Go
April 13th - ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH :O
Template:Navbox2 - wikipedia copypasta/totally useless Efaxicate - Short and not funny. Danson Ngyuen St George User talk:Tune Gre User:Tune Gre New Moon Ciara Mallon
User:Tboii99it's the dude. Mumbo jumbo UnReviews:Spilling Cup Contest User talk:Zlickey - Not a real user User:Zlickey - IP-created Uncyclopedia:VFH/Fluffy The Murderous Cat Zombiepedia - I know there's an ICU but this is QVFD quality Uncycloversity:The gun AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Game:Pipe Racing UnScripts talk:Dirty Feather UnScripts:Dirty Feather Mount Roraima Pinpenpo Kevin Rueffer Brony File:Dustin-frydustlake.jpg - Unused image which was used for vandalism. This is, like, four years old. ARE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS PAYING ATTENTION?!? File:Obama sc 04 01 2007-731285.jpg - Unused image which was used for vandalism File:Martin_yan.jpg - Unused image which was used for vandalism File:Goofcul.jpg - kiddie prawn. Well, they're naked. And second of all...EWWWW Stardoll File:69a0b32f.jpg File:70593968.jpg
April 12th ~ 
Talk:JIMI FUCKING HENDIRX JIMI FUCKING HENDIRX - Blanked by author... and he says its plagiarism? Taod Jimi Hendrix Claudio Monteverdi Boogey King Dominic Marsupial Game:Grueslayer/ch1
F-CK-1 Great bitain Nic Cory Kalina Журналисти, недостатъци и подход (redirect) (delete) - improper interwiki linking = double redirect Draw Something
HyperboleCalgary Flames San jose sharks File:Resident evil zombie.jpg - Won't need it File:VFS COMMERCIAL.jpg - Doesen't change after many reverts. Talk:Starcraft 2 Talk:Starcraft II Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120419 - Testing Ball Ball Krokodil
April 11th - Don't you know God hates?
Billy Cundiff UnDebate:Are people made for being punching bags? Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/sewerage/runleft/shakefree Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/wrong/cabal/castle/palace/gate/allow Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/left teleporter/hallway/left/trapdoor/fight/fightacid Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/left teleporter/hallway/left/trapdoor/fight/run Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/left teleporter/hallway/left/trapdoor/fight/teleport Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/wrong/cabal/castle/palace/gate/fight Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/Captured Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/fungames Jimmy neutron Marfan syndrome BIONICLE - broken redirect Pac - broken redirect
User talk:Madeline023< I don't really see a reason why this needs to be deleted, but I guess that's not up to me. Zolvania~ ICU. Steve Jobs~ ICU. Joe buck File:Shit.jpg Rockbank Eetu laakkonen Eetu Science students~ ICU. Analer -maybe icu it.~ ICU.
April 10th - Joy to the world... Oh wait its not Christmas for over 8 months
TI-Nspire - lol Sustainability - lol ok Oh shit - crap Brian Wilson Corky UnTunes:Facebook sucks Game:Angry Shapes UnTunes:Elmo Has A Gun Yoona Bun
Your Mom JokesHunger Games
April 9th - Easter monday: Giving you an extra day off free of charge since 1AD
Category:Italians - See Category:Italian people User:Qzekrom/UnNews:'Trayvon Martin was actually killed by terrorists,' authorities say - User request Nute gingrich Skyrim Kimmy Schmidt File:Owly.png - the Owl bandit strikes again File:Owljun.jpeg - the Owl bandit strikes again 13th Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Handschar (1st al-Qaeda) Template:Unfunny (redirect) (delete) UnTunes:Facebook sucks Hetalia /Forum:Forum talk pages HowTo:Fall down a big hole Aidan greenhalgh File:Richard-injured.jpg - Orphan Method man Hisarøy Paris Hilton (slut) - ????? User talk:ShylaTebo8 - Spam (yes i know its in German but its spam) Wolverhampton upon a Dildo Dildoing Alpha Quintesson User:Didildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dial Up! Dildoing Sarah Palin User talk:Didildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dial Up! Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble milf city) ROMAN DOG TURD Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (noble milf city) Insulation Category:Mila Kunis
April 8th - Whats the meaning of death?
User:Mdag24fu - ip created Randomnessness Hisarøy Augusta National Template:BSoD Darren Brown Justain bieber Talk:Teron Potter Teron Potter - Vanity thats been blanked? Talk:Canned quotes (redirect) (delete) Donkey land (redirect) (delete)
April 7th - Balls, balls and more balls
Fiddler on the roof Paris Hilton (person) .PDN - nah User:18.104.22.168 - IPs don't get userpages. Game:Mmorpg/2/n00bitup Being Chuck Norris Anton Gedishki (redirect) (delete) The queeninator Game:Chess (redirect) (delete) Game:Chess/89ABCA08-77777777-00000900-00000000-00000000-00300000-11111111-20465432 Game:Chess/89ABCA08-77777777-00000009-00000000-00000000-30000000-11111111-20465432 Game:Chess/89ABCA98-77777777-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-11111111-23465432.9 Game:Chess/89ABCA98-77777777-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-11111111-23465432 - ummm... no. Jimi Hendrix Kim kardashian Bowser Koopa
Category:Users who speak their mindsZombified UnBooks talk:Fun Science Experiments for Kids Method man
April 6th - Merry death of Christ
Dildoing Sarah Palin User:Snaketongue84/Suzanne Carlsson
Selena Gomez~ ICU. Nintendo DS - yeah nah Rajinikanth~ ICU. Sonia Gandhi~ ICU. Mabinogi~ ICU. João Saldanha da Gama Neto~ ICU. Exploding head syndrome < I see no good reason to delete this, but I'm not an admin, so I can't actually decide that. Noob tube
April 5th - Your feet are going to be on the ground, your head is there to move you around
Shank FedEx Milwaukee Wallace and Gromit Tuomas Wuthering heights Romartus is a bastard John cena - Wikipedia cruft. Cristiano ronaldo - Wikipedia cruft. Kyle coulombe Ceramic hubcap
April 4th - Give me all your hot monkey love
User:TI DEVI SPAVENTAREEEEEE User:Super Snooper Alpha Quintesson Richard Benson Category:Vancouver Richard Benson City UN POLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ULTIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TI DEVI SPAVENTARE! TI DEVI SPAVENTAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MA VATTEN'AFFANCULO BRUTTO FROGIO! SGHIFOSO! BRUTTO FROGIO SGHIFOSO!!! A SADANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA GUERRA PIÙ TOTALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GrueBusters AKB48 Skyrim DarthStalin File:Main Page
Gobshiteicu - author might be able to improve this, and we have few new articles... Template:U User:TashkentFox User:Austin446 Kottonmouth kings Södertälje Hurr durr Soweto Turky Jesse Swedlund - Sounds like vanity.... Mattsnow 07:57, April 4, 2012 (UTC) ShelbyVia814 User:ShelbyVia814 Deadmau5 Category:Richard Benson Category:Richard Benson City User talk:UnPollooooooo User:UnPollooooooo
April 3rd - He's bigger than big, taller than tall, quicker than quick, stronger than strong, ready to fight for right...against wrong!
Marshawn lynch Memphis group CCCCCCCCC! An article that contains nothing but a dash An article that contains nothing but a semicolon Cake Palmer (redirect) (delete) Bent User:DawneSawyers190 MaryCowles85 User:MaryCowles85 DawneSawyers190 - Spam Curtis (redirect) (delete) User:HowardMDoan Ben Callis Saddam Hussein Kate Palmer' Onmom Centre scolaire de la rive sud Template talk:RL - Test page not needed User:Slionenmessi Honey moon packages Something Awful Why?:Beat Your Children
April 2nd - rubberbabybuggybumpers rubberbabybuggybumpers rubberbabybuggybumpers
Talk:Beyblade Most songs are just chords anyway Pan de dios Shakespeare's "A Woman Without Love" Happy Wheels Bates Gollum
April 1st - You are smart... APRIL FOOLS!
Crybaby UnBooks:Hair Apparent! (redirect) (delete) UnBooks talk:Hair Apparent! (redirect) (delete) UnPoetia:NO HAMBURGERS! Unquotable:What are the names of Satanbear's friends? 800 number lookup Template:AnotherWikiaWikipar Game talk:The Search for Chuck Norris/Google Game talk:TAOAG/problemsolved Game talk:TAOAG/Heyflappybpb Game talk:Page 99 Game talk:OCDgame/off Game talk:OCDgame/freedom! Game talk:OCDgame/electric Game talk:Mmorpg/url Game talk:Life RPG 2/Sterio/SlipKnotPS Game talk:Grueslayer/talkarchives Game talk:Grueslayer/save2/ants/trial Game talk:Grueslayer/danger/grapple Game talk:Grueslayer/info Game talk:Grueslayer/comics Game talk:Grueslayer/ch2easyrestart Game talk:Grueslayer/echobase/speedergunner Game talk:Grueslayer/ch2/showletter Game talk:Grueslayer/ch2/office5/afsword Game talk:Grueslayer/ch2/keep looking Game talk:Grueslayer/archive8 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive7 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive1 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive2 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive3 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive4 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive5 Game talk:Grueslayer/archive6 Peter tobin Bill Cosby Racist Pudding Ninjas UnBooks talk:Hair Apparent (redirect) (delete) UnBooks:Hair Apparent (redirect) (delete) The Vikasa School ,Tuticorin