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This super-secret page contains tools for use by Uncyclopedia administrators only. If you are not an admin, please close your browser NOW.

Article deletion

{{coin}} This tool is used as the first step to decide whether to huff individual newly-created article stubs on sight:

heads
deface
tails
delete
edge
nominate on VFH
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Editing and page protection

{{card}} If an article survived the previous step, decide here how to deface it beyond recognition:

and:

  • Clubs - club the user into unconsciousness
  • Hearts - take 'em and break 'em *blush*
  • Spades - shovel some more rubbish in there
  • Diamonds - sell 'em out to the highest bidder
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Random bannination

{{die}} This tool is used to decide the fate of individual editors on Uncyclopedia after randomly trashing their fine contributions:

  1. - ban user for life and revert all posts
  2. - arbitrarily ban user for life
  3. - ban user for some random duration and go back to sleep
  4. - replace user's posts with HITLER swearwords
  5. - seek out and and revert all of user's edits
  6. - ignore user completely and maybe they'll go away
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Featured article

{{slots}} This tool is used if any text is left intact, to decide whether to nominate what's left of the article for VFH or VFP:

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Misc cabal actions

{{Chess}} Instructions for interpretation are on Admin Secret Form E-317a, pages 17-338.

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A non-admin user is always represented as a white pawn. Admin pieces are black.
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If surrounded by pawns, user has been PWNED.
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If surrounded by rooks, user must go to jail. Go directly to jail.
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If surrounded by knights, user has been SLAIN and fed to dragons.
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If surrounded by bishops reciting last rites, user is to be blown back to Gosh.
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If user is surrounded by queens, s/he is to be handed over to the fashion police.
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If user is surrounded by burger kings, would you like fries with that?
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If all else fails

Ban the user for vandalising a protected page. Seeming as though you have (almost) absolute power, no-one will ask how the user managed to do this in the first place.


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