Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation[edit]

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
(Talk)
(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
BENSON Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: User:Cajek/randomfeatured
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails.gif
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif

Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif
Card-diamonds-down.gif

8
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/4 random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Eightball Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Slots slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Moodring random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge 8
7 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 7
6 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 6
5 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 5
4 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 4
3 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 3
2 Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid Template:Chess/mid 2
1 Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge Template:Chess/edge 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT o.png TTT o.png TTT o.png
TTT o.png TTT o.png TTT o.png
TTT o.png TTT o.png TTT o.png


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned
Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned
Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned WILDE CARD Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned
Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned
Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned

Random sightings[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
UFO.jpgRandom UFO Sighting

In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Please report this on this page's talk page. Thanks for the reporting.


Prepare for probing.
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

Random messages[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
HaxorMan
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Random/username
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Montmagny
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Changsha
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Anglet
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Piteå
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Indian ghost reservation
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
<choose>

<option>Crom's quest for the slimy dolly</option> <option>Crom's journey for total feeling and how he vomited 65 hybrid engines</option>

Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Randomquote/maleperson
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)

“I once given a microcosm in Templates/Random silliness.”

~ Britney Spears on Templates/Random silliness

Random text[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
tawdry Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
ovary random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
DIPSHIT random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
barber random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
PROTESTS random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dick
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Given name/U random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Priest
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Khan Noonien Singh dries VCR!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Maddenisms Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
an Aboleth random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Sonic the Hedgehog
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
1227!! random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
cuddly toy
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
noun
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a banana
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
DNA sequences
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
9 and 3/4
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Given name/Q Template:Surname/K random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:RandomSoccerTeam
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:RPG Stat random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Surname/Ce-Ch random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
General
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
curate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
models
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
swallowed
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
swallowed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)

“In Soviet Russia, street sign feels YOU!!”

random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
tongs random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:SF Currency

Playing cards[edit]

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-down.gif

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up.gif
Card-spades-up.gif


Card-spades-down.gif
Card-spades-down.gif

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up.gif
Card-clubs-up.gif

Card-clubs-up.gif

Card-clubs-down.gif
Card-clubs-down.gif

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif



Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif


Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif


Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif


Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif
Card-diamonds-down.gif

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif

Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif
Card-diamonds-down.gif

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif
Card-diamonds-down.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif
Card-diamonds-down.gif

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up.gif
Card-jack.gif Card-spades-down.gif

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-queen.gif Card-hearts-down.gif

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-king.gif Card-diamonds-down.gif

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black.gif J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates[edit]

Playing card construction[edit]

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Card/diamonds playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Card/hearts playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Card/clubs playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Card/spades playing card textcolours

Dice[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/style
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/nodot
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/1
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/2
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/3
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/4
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/dotTemplate:Die/nodotTemplate:Die/dotTemplate:Die/nodotTemplate:Die/dotTemplate:Die/nodotTemplate:Die/dotTemplate:Die/nodotTemplate:Die/dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/6
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Die/7

Mood ring[edit]

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Moodring/body A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess[edit]

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Chess/edge random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Chess/mid random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day1
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
  1. REDIRECT Template:Day25
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day26
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day27
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day28
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day29
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day30
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Day31

Days of the Week[edit]

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:DotwFriday
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:DotwMonday
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:DotwThursday
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:DotwTuesday

Others[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Funfact
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:My anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Sdrawkcab
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Stress/1
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Stress/2
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Stress/3
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/03
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/07
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/08
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/09
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/10
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/11
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Wotd/12
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

See also[edit]