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Template:Usbktop |- ||{{User Eaten By Grue}} |Template:User Eaten By Grue |What links here | |-


||{{User Page Problems}}

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GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

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||{{User Failed}}

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||{{AdminUser3}}

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Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.

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||{{article count|5}}

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5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.


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||{{audio count|2}}

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2 This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.


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||{{user created n userboxes|8}}

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Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy.

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||{{BureaucratUser}}

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God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.

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||{{southpaw}}

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)


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||{{northpaw}}

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg

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||{{satanic}}

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Baphomet.jpg
This user walks down the
left hand path
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Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

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||{{User Bright Future}} |Template:User Bright Future |What links here | |-


||{{User IQ|111}}

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is 111.


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||{{User hostage}}

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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number. Help!

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||{{User iamafish-en}} |Template:User iamafish-en |What links here | |-


||{{User iamalemming-en}} |Template:User iamalemming-en |What links here | |-


||{{User iamanaeroplane-en}} |Template:User iamanaeroplane-en |What links here | |-


||{{User iamamonarch-en}} |Template:User iamamonarch-en |What links here | |-


||{{LlamaRockingChair}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

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||{{LlamaRockingChair2}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

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||{{LlamaRockingChair3}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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||{{LlamaRockingChair4}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

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||{{LlamaRockingChair5}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

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||{{LlamaRockingChair6}}

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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||{{User Senioritis}}

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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||{{User MrDucky}}

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Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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||{{user mutant}}

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Sign1.png This user is a mutant.

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||{{user angel}}

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No Wikipedia.png
Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Templates/Userboxes/General. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.


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||{{user grue}}

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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?


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||{{User Leon Fan}} |

Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

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||{{User Mind reader}}

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Mindreader8.jpg

This user is reading your thoughts!

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||{{User Nietzsche Fan}} |

Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

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||{{User Paladin}}

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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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||{{User Poor}}

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Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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||{{user procrastinate}}

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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||{{User serviceable-no}}

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750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.

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||{{User clone|Username}}

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Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Username.

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||{{User Camelot}} |Template:User Camelot |What links here | |-


||{{user notanumber}}

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Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

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||{{User Asian}} |

Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.

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||{{User CS}} |

Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

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||{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}

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Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.


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||{{User shiny}}

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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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||{{User Official}}

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Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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||{{Steal userboxes}} |Template:Steal userboxes |What links here | |-


||{{User ubox trading card}} |Template:User ubox trading card |What links here | |-


||{{User shuvel|he or she}}

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Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shuvel. Yes he or she does.

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||{{User wizard}} |Template:User wizard |What links here | |-


||{{User Alien Anteater}}

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Anteater2.jpg

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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||{{User paint}} |

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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||{{User adorable}} |Template:User adorable |What links here | |-


||{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}

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Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.


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||{{User anon}} |

Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

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||{{Rent}}

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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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||{{Blank_rent}}

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This space for rent.

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|Template:Usbk ||{{Userbox Template}}

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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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||{{User Euroipods}} |Template:User Euroipods |What links here | |-


||{{User EvilClown}}

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EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns






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||{{NoGoodUserboxes}}

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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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||{{Random User}}

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Fonz.jpg

This user is a abnormal egregious fountain that likes to pwnify while universal unnatural snowflakes assassinate his hadron.

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||{{User random thing}}

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DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random Template:Adjective icicle that ablated his knee inside of your icicle so you must program him/her with your Template:Adjective icicle.

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||{{User random-colors/named}} |Template:User random-colors/named |What links here | |-


||{{User diamond}}

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Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

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||{{User pearl}}

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Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

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||{{User platinum}}

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Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a awesomer than Wikipedia and knows that a platinum sword is better than a wood one.

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||{{User See}} |Template:User See |What links here | |-


||{{User Sense}} |Template:User Sense |What links here | |-


||{{CuteKiss}}

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Pucker.jpg Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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||{{fire}}

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Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












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||{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}} |

Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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||{{User mcdude}}

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Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan Mcdude-sig.jpg

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||{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}} |User:AAA!/Reincarnation |What links here | |-


||{{WTFWTF}}

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Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)

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||{{User 921}}

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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

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||{{Ubx hates Wikia}}

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Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.

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||{{Caffeine}}

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Coffee sm.jpg
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)


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||{{User 42}}

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Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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||{{I Like Cheese}}

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Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

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||{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}

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Cnorris.png WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

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||{{User Black Knight}} |Template:User Black Knight |What links here | |-


||{{User sad nerd person}} |Template:User sad nerd person |What links here | |-


||{{User terrorist}}

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Lego Terrorist.jpg This user is a terrorist and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.

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||{{Ginger}}

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300px-Red.jpg Warning: This user is Ginger and is liable to explode without warning

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||{{User Over9000}}

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NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.

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||{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}} |User:Citation Needed/User Gullible |What links here | |-


||{{Badass}}

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Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

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||{{User dyscalculia}}

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9clock.jpg This user has dyscalculia and therefore, does not understand the average clock. However, they make up for it by being very good at writing.

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Age Group[edit]

Template:Usbktop |- ||{{user age|X}} |Template:User age |What links here | |-


||{{User teen}}

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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.

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||{{Youngadult}} |Template:Youngadult |What links here | |-


||{{Adult Body}}

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A This user is an adult in body only.

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||{{user adult}} |Template:User adult |What links here | |-


||{{User immortal}} |Template:User immortal |What links here | |-


||{{User OAP}} |Template:User OAP |What links here | |-


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sex/orientation[edit]

Template:Usbktop |- ||{{user girl}}

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Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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||{{user boy}}

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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||{{user baby boy}}

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Preview card baby boy v.jpg This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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||{{user baby girl}}

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Ist2 2304394 baby girl.jpg This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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||{{user no gender}}

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This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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||{{User no gender two}}

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Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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||{{User straight}}

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HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.

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||{{GayUser}}

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Salt Lake Flag.png This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud of that fact.

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||{{user bi}} |Template:User bi |What links here | |-


||{{user heteroflexable}} |Template:User heteroflexable |What links here | |-


||{{user homoflexable}}

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Bi flag.svg.png This user identifies as homoflexible which means they can't afford to be too choosy.

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||{{user confused}}

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Sexuality confusion.svg.png This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.

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||{{user monosexual}} |Template:User monosexual |What links here | |-


||{{User antisexual}}

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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

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||{{User Pansexual}}

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Transgender.png This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.

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Marital Status[edit]

Template:Usbktop |- ||{{user single}}

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Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

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||{{user single2}} |Template:User single2 |What links here | |-


||{{user girlfriend wish}} |Template:User girlfriend wish |What links here | |-


||{{user boyfriend wish}} |Template:User boyfriend wish |What links here | |-


||{{user hugger}}

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3hearts.png This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!

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||{{user fuck wish}} |Template:User fuck wish |What links here | |-


||{{user married}}

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Ball+chain.jpg This user is married and is completely faithful.

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||{{user married2}}

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Weddingring.JPG This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...

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||{{user gay married}}

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Salt Lake Flag.png This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!

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