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Article: Douche

Score: 10.5 Voters that have such a smaller dick than me. Did I mention my dick was huge? Yeah, it's huge.

Nominated by:  –  [[Image:FuhQ.gif User talk:Zana Dark]] [[Image:ZDsig.gif User:Zana Dark]] http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 21:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
For: 17.5
  1. Nom + Symbol for vote.svg For. - This makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 21:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. For per Zana. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:16, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
  3. LMAO. Saberwolf116 21:45, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. Forses Just cuz I know guys who are like that.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:00, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Nice I think I went to high school with that guy. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I do like a good rant. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 09:18, Mar 16
  7. FunnyI know this guy. --CrabPope 11:39, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  8. Dexter's first feature?!? It looks it may actually happen... Uncyclopedia will actually disappear. You do realize that, yes? --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:53, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. 02:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 04:16, Mar. 17, 2009
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:55, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. This shit's so cash. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:09, 17 Mar
  13. lol sure --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:48, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. 20:34, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. 22:54, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  17. For This is like every guy I date.  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 07:08 27 March 2009
  18. For. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
  19. Douche Pretty damn good re-write. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:18, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Against: 7
  1. Against If I wanted to read that I'd have read someones myspace blog. (3 edits later) --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:52, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Not funny. Not at all. Six horses farting simultaneously are funnier. [email protected] 20:55, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
    Hahaha... Can't .. haha.. stop hah laughing. Six horses farting simultaneously - so simple! Hahaha. Man I must either be really tired or I've seen to much family guy. Sadly but thruthfully; great joke! --Kit talk 22px-Flag of Sweden.png 07:04 21 March
  3. I'm just not feeling the humor here. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 02:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. against. eh, a little too hateful towards the reader. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:20, Mar 18
  6. Against. Per Gerrycheevers. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:38, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. I was more disturbed by the link to Me on the page ! All that writing in coloured pixels..hmmm. --Romartus 19:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. overkill Mnb'z 03:40, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Um... I'm just going to point something out about Cocogloriabz, namely this users contributions to the site. They included, and are limited to: 1. The creation of their user page on Oct. 25, 2008, & this vote. Just saying... --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:59, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I used to read this site for years before I started contributing, it doesn't really mean anything the IP should flag up anywho. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 21:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Hey. Is anyone else going to vote for???? You know you want to... --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:20, 28 March 2009 (UTC)


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