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Article: Filial Piety

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For: 26
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - VFH is running slow, so I'm going through the ol' quasi-featured archive. Articles written in the form of a story from grandpa always amuse me. Though we've already featured at least two, so, like grandpa, it might be starting to get old and worn out. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 11:52, Apr. 17, 2010
  2. For I read this one just recently, either from a random page spin or from the quasi list, and liked it. Grandpa always has another story to tell, that's why it's sometimes best to set him down on the porch with his paper and sneak back into the house. Aleister in Chains 11:59 17 4 MMX
  3. HOLY SHIT YES!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:10, 17 April 2010
  4. FOR GREAT JUSTICE! User:Dexter111344/sig 02:15, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Thinmint.jpg I know how to respect my elders. User:CheddarBBQ/sigs 02:38,18April,2010
  6. FUCK YES  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 02:52 Apr 18, 2010 02:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. Carry on, my wayward son. -RAHB 09:58, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  8. What up. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:41, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Yep.... -- User:Mhaille/sig
  10. For --I'mthedaddy 22:25, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. Megaman126512 01:12, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. Reminds me of my Grandpa. No, that was my uncle. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:32, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Template:FOR Is ok. Would be better without the direct links which have no secret or humorous tie-in to the story. User:Happytimes/sig 24 Apr 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)
  14. I'm on the For Bandwagon with this. User:Orian57/sig8 22:40 25 April 2010
  15. FUCKYEAHMAN Love, User:Ethine/sig
  16. Funny User:The Woodburninator/sig2 08:58, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Weakish-Forish.I liked it when I read it a looooong time ago, but not so much now, but still, anyway... User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 10:13, Apr 26, 2010
  18. Fuck it, feature it. A Wizard Did It was featured, and this is better than that, so, you know, whatever. --User:Under user/sig3 20:29, Apr 29
    No it's not and that's a poor reason to change your mind. --User:Romartus/sig 07:38, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
    No u. --User:Under user/sig3 08:07, Apr 30
    Nothing is better than OJ did it. User:Dexter111344/sig 08:16, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  19. For Unless I already voted and forgot. In which case, abstain. --Sog1970 21:40, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  20. For. Why is Grandpa staring at me like that? Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 04:54, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  21. For. User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig 08:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  22. For. Get this featured! User:Miley Spears/sig 21:39, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  23. am I the only person reading this for the first time? I thought so. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 17:57, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  24. Symbol for vote.svg Twenty-For User:EugeneKay/Zig
  25. For. User:Multiliteralist/sig 18:52, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
  26. I was a fence sitter on this one, swinging wildly back and forth between for and against. I like it but I'm not sure about it at the same time. Finally, seeing the fuss that we've all made over it, I am voting Symbol for vote.svg simply because I think if we're going to have this much debate as seasoned Uncyclopedians, how are the general public going to react? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 01:34, May 15 2010 UTC
Against: 15
  1. Against. Per the other eight thousand times, including one, like, two weeks ago. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 16:29, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Is that where I read it before! Some people like, some people no like. But the tale goes on and on. Aleister in Chains 20:08 17 4
  2. Against. per long standing tradition. Mn-z 02:09, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh facepalm fail --Roman Dog Bird 02:49, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 10:22, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    Against. Again and again and again and there's something right with the world today, and everybody knows it's wrong, but we can tell 'em no or we could let it go, but I would rather be a-hangin' on... Anyway, as per the last 40 times. --User:Under user/sig3 16:05, Apr 18 The game got changed. --User:Under user/sig3 20:29, Apr 29
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. per my vote last time. word for word. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:01 EST 18 April, 2010
  6. Against. User:Modusoperandi/sig 00:26, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Remains stained by the attempt by others to railroad this to featuredom before. It's also not funny either just very very creepy! --User:Romartus/sig 10:36, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Nyet. User:Necropaxx/sig Saturday, 11:23, Apr 24 2010
  9. Symbol against vote.svg Lol. IronLung 04:12, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig03:58 May 3 2010
  11. Against Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:00, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Don't care about whether it's first-person. Just didn't like it.User:HELPME/sig2 (V2) 19:28, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Against vote in order to cancel out UU's vote, which was, in fact, the worst vote ever cast in the entire history of Uncyclopedia. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:36, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
    I knew if I really tried, one day something I did would stand out! --User:Under user/sig3 08:06, May 7
  14. Against. Poor Under_User. He's really been driven insane by these injokes. --Matfen 16:55, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Against. - I like many of the authors articles, especially Selective Inbreeding which is an inspiration for people, like mysefl, who find their own relatives sexy. This one just does not land for me.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:53, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol question.svg Question. Can anyone voting against tell me what their original reason was to vote against this? That way I don't have to skim through all the nominations. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:14, 18 April 2010
    Can't speak for anyone else, but my incredibly complicated reason is that I don't find it funny. And I do read the darn thing every time in case I change my mind. But I still don't. Subjectivity and all that. Ah well. --User:Under user/sig3 16:21, Apr 18
    I hate articles written in the first person or that have some kind of non-encyclopedic theme going on. for example: this shit. --Roman Dog Bird 17:29, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    This is actually the most encyclopedic article I've ever written. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:43, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    True, but it's still in first person perspective. I can see how it works, but it still bugs me man, ya dig? --Roman Dog Bird 19:42, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment on Happytimes' vote: links are what make this a wiki and not a disconnected bunch of random pages. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:51, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
True, but when you link the word, "the," or the word, "or," or the word, "word," what's the point? None of those has anything to do with the sentiment of my thoughts. Links should cause interest. Often times I find as much enjoyment seeing the selected links of an article as the article itself -- this one had a few, but failed throughout and I stopped reading them at some point.
In review these were funny and well thought out: grow up, other stuff, going commando, Ever see a grown man naked?, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, "times of troubles"
And then these acted as a full stop, pulled my concentration from the story and caused me to wonder why they were used at all as I can see no connection to the story: chair, religion, karma, key, world, fortune cookie, Confucius, question, television, China, five, incense. User:Happytimes/sig 29 Apr 2010 ~ 00:51 (UTC)
You seem to be new to links or reading articles. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:06, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
Well, reading in general, really. User:Happytimes/sig 01 May 2010 ~ 02:56 (UTC)
Links don't have to be funny, silly. User:Miley Spears/sig 21:42, May 6, 2010 (UTC)


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