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Article: HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle

Score: 12.5 epic stories with sharks in them

Nominated by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:10, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
For: 14.5
  1. nom & for. don't go to the beach without it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:10, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yay! Self For! without a doubt my favourite thing I've written. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:20 4 May 2009
  3. Strong For- Though normally I am not the world's biggest fan of 1st person narrative articles, it is done very, very well here. Made for a very enjoying read.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:59, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Atomik Spongeface 00:25, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Good job, son. JackOfSpades (talk) 02:30, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Way to go Mr. ILuvManAss. That's not discriminating against gays, he just left pictures of lots of asses on my page. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. 08:58, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:08, 5 May
  9. For. Orian wrote this? Whoa! I thought this was a Modus piece! Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:19, May 5
  10. The Perfect For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:35, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. I WANNA SWIM IN THE SEA!!! Oh right the sharks, thank god daddy was there to remind me. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. I want to have children just like that. With Orian. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. For Yodel monkey 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. Yay! Voting is fun. - [20:54 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
Against: 2
  1. Against on opinion I just became bored half way through. It felt like an extended yuky doody and lacked the refinement of a Pufflebump Snugglekins. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:28, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. per above. --Docile hippopotamus 08:37, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment: I don't think this is meant to be a yuky doody or Pufflebump Snugglekins. It is more of a story making fun of how distracted children can be. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:12, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    • Yeah, I mean, I know it's just your opinion but I really don't see where it came from, I don't see how it is at all like Yucky Doody, maybe it is like Pufflebump Snugglekins but I would say the opposite and that it's more refined. but yeah, Tags' idea is what I was going for. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:19 6 May 2009
      • I'd blame this line mainly - “I don’t make the rules.” I shrugged. And then I pood. “I know something that’s sticky.” I said. - then the story gets much better after the second read, not overly funny but a good read. Change that line and I'd give it a definite For. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:43, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Mnb'z 05:43, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Has ideas and looks promising but I don't know if it is VFH. But I am not going to vote against. --Romartus 17:59, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


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