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Article: UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire

Score: 12 rum swiggin' buccaneer anamatrons.

Nominated by: Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:43, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
For: 13
  1. Nom and Strong For Arrr tis a fine article meharties! (An' a good chance for crappy cliches, arr!) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:43, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Myself, of course. PLS winner, by the way. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:48, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. FOR LOLPIRATES - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Feb 26
  4. For LOLPIRATES. Also, FU Thinker. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 00:47, Feb. 26, 2008
  5. I was for before, and I'll make any man who says otherwise walk the plank! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. For, I remember when this article beat my article in one of those PLS thingies. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:55, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. For I can't believe that this one hasn't been featured yet! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:32, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  8. For. THINKER. Also, FU LOLPIRATES. Did I get that right? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:10, Feb 26
  9. I miss Squiggle's continuous yet surprisingly original stream of awesomeness production Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 06:38, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  10. F♥r. Yarrr. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:19 Mar 3
  11. For Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 01:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
  12. Squiggle'd! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:20, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
  13. For Why did no one tell me this was on VFH? Oh, you have to look at the page... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:59, Mar 12
Against: 1
  1. AGAINST LOLPIRATES --THINKER 15:19, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Look, I'm sorry that I don't give into conventional interweb wisdom that pirates are funny, okay? They're not. They're just pirates. Yarrrr. OMG, ei jus Lawld. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar, bitches. --THINKER 13:57, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  • For the record, when I wrote this I was younger and far less knowledgeable about internet humor. I didn't write this because of the whole internet "Pirates v. Ninjas" thing, I wrote it because pirates have a way of speaking which is extremely easy to parody. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:59, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Wait! There are pirates and ninjas on the internets? Woo! I've got to "surf" some of this! What's the address for google, anyway? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:15, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Also, if you are completely ignorant to everything around you, nothing ever gets old. "Another joke about Mr Winkler's questionably ambiguous sexuality? Why, how delightfully absurd, I've not seen this before!" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:36, Feb 28

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