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Wall Street Crash of 1929

Score: +20 Noses dived into the tarmac.

Featuredrc (t) 06:16, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N+F A lovely little under-write-off. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 11:03, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very funny. Could use a little tightening, but that's due to the newness of the article. (Four hours between completion and VFH nomination? Is that a landspeed record?)--Procopius 11:52, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Nope. I nommed Hindleyite's Pixellated Face Disease within five seconds of it being completed. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 12:16, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Political advertising

Score: +20 negative campaigns in critical swing state

Featured Now, Savethemooses' Wall Street Crash of 1929 should have been featured, but since tomorrow is election day he agreed to let this article be featured instead (or at least he didn't protest vehemently), with the provision that his article be the next one (and it probably would have been anyway). So if you see Mooses around, give him a tip o' the hat for his courteousness. —rc (t) 05:35, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. In case anybody hasn't noticed, I hate political campaigns, and this article has just made my world a better place. --Kwakerjak 04:15, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 04:21, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I love blue links. Lots of blue links in this one. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:36, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For my own article, For the middle class. Procopius. A brighter dawn ahead. (As an aside, the lead photo was helped tremendously by Reefer Desk. Merci.)--Procopius 04:38, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Communism would make the world an even better place though. Frr elections are overrated. Premier Tom Mayfair 04:41, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'd fuck your daughter too. She's hot. --monika 05:30, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Typically, or perhaps atypicially, brilliant stuff from the copious pro. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 05:38, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:31, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard, 14:38, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though this will be a lot less funny in December, when it gets featured.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:10, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Good Uncyclopedians, YOUR VOTE MATTERS. If we get 12+ votes before tomorrow, we can get this featured in a timely manner. So come out and vote.--Procopius 20:31, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Hurry, while its still relevant! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:00, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I wanted so much to vote against this because I'm sort of sick of these historical-political articles we've had a glut of lately (which I took a pitiful attempt at writing), but I just couldn't. Too good. Too funny. Good work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:19, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For One of the greatest articles of all time? In my eyes, quite possibly. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:41, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Political advertising now has the endorsement of 13 major Uncyclopedians. Monika says, "I'll fuck your daughter." Sir Brad says "a lot less funny in December." Just 9 to go. I'm Procopius, and I approved this message. (And thank ye all kindly for your support.)--Procopius 01:46, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Just don't let it go to your head, 'cause I'm voting for the other guy come next election.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For.InfiniteMonkey 04:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wrong about Negroes, wrong about the Union.--Ginchael 04:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • "for" "vote" "taken badly out of context." --So So 06:17, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Another appropriate time to put this on the front page won't come in another two years. --{{User:Stevo the human/sig}} 11:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. The formula? It's simple. The people want lower taxes, better schools and higher ethical standards. They want Political advertising. Political advertising has bipartisan support from people who'll vote for the other guy next time AND Communists. Because they know THIS is Political advertising's time. I'm Procopius and I approved this message, bcause we've got just four votes to go.--Procopius 13:20, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm against this sort of thing. The writing is good, but its the images that make this article. Nominate some of them for VFP instead. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:39, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I really wanted to vote against this simply because it's procopius and I feel like maybe he's getting too big for his britches (read: Procopius is a fatty), but damn it if this wasn't good. --Anyone 21:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • What are we waiting for? Vote er in! Mrthejazz 23:43, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Marvelous! If thats how you spell it. --Weatherman1126 03:26, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment. We're almost there, folks, and we couldn't have done it without your support. Now we need you to get your friends and family in the next four-to-six hours. Register them on Uncyclopedia, and get them to vote for Political advertising. Get dead relatives regsitered, and have them vote, too: It will be a touching memorial to their lives. You know what's at stake. Political advertising needs to be featured tomorrow, because it's the article of the future.--Procopius 23:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
A vote against Procope is a vote for the terrorists. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 00:20, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Napoleon Bonaparte

Score: +19.5 Russian winters

Featuredrc (t) 09:49, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and Strong For Wow. Clearly, Kwakerjak knows his French history. Vote for him at UN:NUB, too. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • +1 for using the 69,105 number. --L 05:42, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Could use some more pictures, but well-done.--Procopius 13:36, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I'm so vain Carly Simon wrote a song about me. --Kwakerjak 15:21, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Too close to reality- needs a few more dashes of satire and absurdity to lighten it up. InfiniteMonkey 23:45, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. I like it, but the short jokes get repetitive, even if that was intended. --So So 01:59, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love it! And I voted for the author. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:17, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's very VFH worthy. --Anyone 20:04, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Lunatic genius. Swordmaster 21:11, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Literary genus.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:49, 17 October 2006 (PDT)
  • For. Crudely written in places, but quite good overall.--Winston 04:12, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Pretty good, but overly long on the short jokesand on the facts. And didn't pick up the gauntlet Napoleon dropped when he wrote to Josie telling her not to bathe for a week before he got home. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 09:37, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Forrrr! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 16:26, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 17:39, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For This would go along great with The French Revolution article we just had. Of course, I think the article might need some more pictures. --General Insineratehymn 02:37, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 19:35, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For It has footnotes! --Lenin & McCarthy 20:14, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yes-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 16:24, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Thetanmancan 20:51, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I laughed from beginning to end. Teh way reality was mixed with teh facts was genius. --KUK nerd 05:09, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks for the compliment, but I think you'll find that mixing "reality" and "facts" is actually rather easy — those Wikipedia geeks do it all the time. --Kwakerjak 05:21, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Water Polo... With Sharks!

Score: +23 points for the sharks

Featuredrc (t) 07:35, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Yea, I know, I just wanted to express my opinion. Aaadddaaammm 00:28, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Jackson Pollock

Score: +19 canvas filled with what appear to be the remains of multi-color blooded small creatures

Featuredrc (t) 06:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N+F. It's all in the name. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 00:01, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Completely uninterested For I would like to state categorically, and for the record, that I had nothing to do with this article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:03, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:08, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although it bothers me that all the pics say "Vincent Van Gogh" on them...-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:31, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For But I think it still needs some work. Needs to flow a little better, some of the jokes seem kinda random. InfiniteMonkey 04:03, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. An instant laugh. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:27, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 06:58, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Definitely funny in spots, but the random wackiness gets tiresome as you go on. --So So 07:50, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
    • comment would it make sense to cut all of section 3, or cut it down to a single paragraph? InfiniteMonkey 17:09, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment. Yeah, it was section 3 that made me go from indifferent to against. --So So 02:49, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
        • What was I thinking. I don't know who JP is but this is frigging good. For. --So So 18:09, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Donut Buy One!|[email protected]|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 12:52, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I can't believe you are actually buying this piece of garbage... I mean, sort of for. The Jack Pollock I perceive is someone that makes sculptures out of dead rats, causes people to become violently ill and claims it's all part of the experience, and yes, I think this article is a bit too long and dull. -- The Colonel (talk) 14:56, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:46, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Premier Tom Mayfair 11:47, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'll be honest...it was the "rabid, frothing vibrator" part that sold me. --Anyone 14:17, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Beautifully moving! Appears to describe the mating habits of Jackson Pollock... --Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 20:19, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Oldsmobile...-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 18:36, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, just to see what User:Mhaille does this time.  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:51, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not great, but it made me laugh more than once, so it's good enough for me. --Thetanmancan 00:43, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, could do with trimming. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | [email protected] - 15:36, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave and Grooving With A Picture of Some Squiggles. FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:29, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • What, I never voted for this already? -- Hindleyite 16:41, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Against It not funny. Pictures all same! Momochii Zabuza

  • Comment: As is the point of the article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:47, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Church of God the Wholly Incompetent

Score: +21 Little Prayers Said For HIM

Featuredrc (t) 05:20, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. Clearly divinely inspired - David Gerard 09:14, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - It's got "going in with a bullet" written all over it. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 09:29, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • David, you find the weirdest shit. Procopius, you write the weirdest shit. Modus, you vote for the weirdest shit...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:31, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I liked "Compies are encouraged to read, critique, and grade their Bibles." Unsigned . ~ T. (talk) 11:51, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 12:52, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Transcends over so many other dull articles about religion, but touches like this really sold me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:56, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 17:33, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For The author needs all the encouragement He can get. --Pietro 17:39, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For This article not being featured will be accepted as proof of an incompetent god. --EvilZak 19:16, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Procopius must use some machine to churn out good articles this quickly. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:31, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment ~ Yeah, he rips them off of me 98% of the time. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 20:26, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment ~ Dammit, emc, I told you I mailed the check.--Procopius 00:52, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah

Score: +19.5 growing beards

Featuredrc (t) 06:23, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For. This was incredibly hard to write, and its finally ready. Hands down the best article I've written. Thanks to Modusoperandi and Squiggle for the pics. Now VOTE! Reskin for the holidays...? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:25, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For; yeah, I was part of it. So what? It's good, really good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:35, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For...though I forsee MoneySign swooping in and saying it's too in-jokey--Shandon 08:13, 17 October 2006 (PDT)
    At least you haven't let it turn you bitter.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:06, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR! Says it all, really. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:54, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Beautiful! <puts down mirror> Oh! The page is good, too. For.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I saw this one baking, and it looked quite yummy a while ago.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 18:38, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

*For. --Anyone 20:11, 17 October 2006 (UTC) Since I hadn't read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas in a while I didn't realize how unremarkably similar these two are, but upon re-reading both I see that only the words differ from story to story, where as the rest feels the same plus jews. Abstain. --Anyone 17:49, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

  • For, This stuff is the shizzle.--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:32, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yes. This might be the best article I've ever read.--Kevin Bell 02:49, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For wonderful pic. the rest of it is awesome.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 20:16, 17 October 2006 (PDT)
  • For. Cornbread can drop the rhymes.--Procopius 04:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:24, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Premier Tom Mayfair 11:46, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 14:46, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Simply amazing! Great job!--T to the Roooy Proud to be Icons-flag-gb.png Say 'Hi!' 17:33, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A very entertaining read. 15Mickey20 20:36, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I love you Nightmare975 22:40, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Jewish Content. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:58, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For - Probably the most clever damn thing I've seen on Uncyclopedia. --Rabid Jaguar 03:54, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I wish I understood the fuss. This article is essentially verbatim Seuss with a variety of Jewish words substituted. Not nearly original enough for me to vote for, though I quite enjoyed the main picture.--Winston 04:08, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
(Discussion Continued...)
  • For. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 04:28, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. For pretty much the same reasons as Winston. It's not that hard to tweak an existing work to a new theme. Also, I didn't find it funny. But as a point of order, I don't think it's an encyclopedia article. I think it's an UnBook. I move to have it withdrawn from VFH and self-nommed for UnBook of the Month. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 08:49, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's a non-concept wrapped up in cheap paper. It doesn't make the central issue funny - it merely renders it trivial. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 09:08, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Enviably well written, really impressive, but, alas, no laughs... --Sir Jam 09:47, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Didn't find it particularly original or funny (especially the ending). --So So 14:34, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, super-good. but agreed it's more an unbook than article - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 16:37, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against-funny, but not original -- The Llama Llover
  • For As Alliteration attests, amusement's ability abides apathetically apropos absurd antics' absence. --EvilZak 05:30, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 11:30, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I'd say great if it wasn't such a terrible piece of useless trash.--Vosnul 17:14, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For hahahaha --JimmyB 21:59, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I lol'd. --Nintendorulez | talk 16:27, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, but we just had a Dr. Suess themed book featured. Give everybody some time to recover. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 19:33, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment -And why should that make a difference, EMC? We're trying to feature the funniest articles, it shouldnt matter how it is written... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:37, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
For. (settled in the IRC channel; "dispute" resolved) -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 20:18, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Very witty article, it fits in with the actual lines of the book very well.--Ganall 20:29, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against* Same reasons as So So and everyone else. Enigma16 -Unsigned, doesnt count. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:20, 23 October 2006 (UTC) - Sir Cornbread, doesn't count. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:30, 23 October 2006 (UTC) EMC's sig has a dancing guy, therefore it doesnt count. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:36, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I change my vote to Against because Cornbread is a pompous jerk who thinks hes sweet because he can copy a published book. Also, I'm Jewish.--Kevin Bell 03:28, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
(Discussion Continued)
  • Against Man this is a total load of shit. Not only is Sir Cornbread, an uptight, christian, racist prick, he also writes completely craparticles. Even a 10 year old could do a better parody. Also the fact that he refuses to take criticism and when he comes across someone who beats him in an arguement he says they don't count because it has a dancing guy means that he probably is a 10 year old. With ADD. Or worse.--Anonymous 09:38, 23 October 2006 (UCT) -Unisgned doenst count. And for the record I'm half-Jewish you retard. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:01, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I have the right to be anonymous, i was just making a point.Anonymous 04:37 24th of october 2006
  • Ahem... Read the instructuions - you are supposed to sign your vote with 4 "~'s, whether you are anonymous or not. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:52, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment. "THIS IS A VOTE, NOT A DISCUSSION." You two.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 14:36, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Bien--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 06:21, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a very funny article. -- 04:00, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good, though it stuck too closely with the real book and should have been a bit more original. --Thetanmancan 02:14, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Washington and Lafayette

Score: +19 comedy acts written

Featuredrc (t) 06:36, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Hays Code

Score: +18 lewd portrayals of breasts

Featuredrc (t) 05:50, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - David Gerard 15:46, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For One of the best article's I've read in a very, very long time. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:11, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I loved it, it made me chuckle. --Nightmare975 21:50, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • fdasfdsdfsa1dfsadfsforfdsafdsafdsa! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:53, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Creative writing, jokes that jump out of nowhere, just great all around. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:12, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Frankly, my dear, I don't give an against. Therefore, I give a Strong For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:22, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • for, <this comment censored by the MPAA>.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:46, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Really fine writing. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 05:25, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 06:16, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 12:04, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes and Very much Yes. Because maybe if it's on the front page, a hollywood producer will read it and start making Ass-kicking Hippie 2: Pacifist Fury. --Anyone 14:40, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • "Son, sit down. Once I voted for one of my own articles. I'm not proud of it, but I'd rather you hear it from me than on the playground."--Procopius 02:15, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 18:43, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR YES. --monika 19:09, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Kwakerjak 15:17, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very smart. --Thetanmancan 01:05, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. sick. you are blatantly in the middle of A-level film studies. itallian neo-realism and shocking cinema. watch doom generation by gregg araki, you can get a whole essay out of that. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | [email protected] - 15:44, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 00:58, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Be pretentious

Score: +19 witty comments

Featuredrc (t) 05:57, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Martin Van Buren

Score: +20.5 presidents not on any greenbacks

Featuredrc (t) 04:38, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For. Funny, article, plenty of people working on it, and the pictures add to the effect quite nicely. I don't know. You either hate this page, or you think it's a riot. --The Llama Llover
  • Against. It's not good enough for a front-page article. Like, this one time, we were out at this roller rink. He went up to this girl and was like, "Hey, do you wanna go get a burger or something?" And she said yes, but then she totally blew him off. Later, I asked her why she did it and she said it was because he looked like shit. It's true. That's what Martin Van Buren looks like. That is frikkin' colloquial. --thematrixeætsyou, the sexy beast (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 05:49, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - wasn't this nominated before? This is really good - David Gerard 09:51, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yeah, and I liked it better when it didn't have the parts on Star Trek, squirrels and phone calls, but still for. --So So 09:58, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I nominated this before; it was on VFH for over a month but never got any traction. Let it remain Quasi-Featured.--Procopius 11:44, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's good, not great, but that screen watching part is fuckin awesome. Fuckin screen watchers. --Anyone 12:54, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. I chuckled. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS [email protected] (drivel) 13:02, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Brad removed this a while ago, because of stagnation. It's a Quasi... -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:28, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I need the diff for an unsigned vote to count. —rc (t) 22:24, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I don't recall if I voted for or against this article the first time around. Actually, I don't even recall if I voted on it the first time around. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 20:33, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love it.--Bladetip 21:19, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment- This article has been changed a lot since the last nomination. Please take a chance to look at it before you automatically vote against it. --The Llama Llover
  • For... yeah, it's ok, maybe a little work is needed, but it's still good --User:Lolster884
  • For the second time. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 07:05, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I tweaked it a bit, but only a little. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:18, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Quasi, Quasi, Quasi!!! Premier Tom Mayfair 14:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Hmmmmmmm.... no. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 15:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love it. --Hhamdy283 20:07, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I was going to vote against, but the tweaks have put it over the edge into for territory. 15Mickey20 20:25, 30 September
  • For And as for the guy above me, if tweaks would change your mind one way or the other, you shouldn't vote at all. Savant13 21:15, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

2006 (UTC)

  • Comment. Before the changes, it was a good idea, but had little to do with Martin Van Buren. The added references to his political career nullified my objections (as well as making it funnier) and made it forworthy. 15Mickey20 12:12, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For I liked it before, but the changes made it hilarious. --Onion 00:17, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but dude, Llama Llover? You made so many edits! You should just rough-draft everything into a document and then post it instead of changing it every single time you see some little thing wrong... --Just Joshin' Ya!
  • For Good work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:41, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Changed my mind because of changes in article. The changes would have been good if it were any other page, but to me the charm to this particular article was in how it gave next to no reference to the actual person's life. --So So 01:14, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
    • For and Comment. Actually, I have kind of come up with something crazy with The Llama Llover and I don't know if you like it or not. Well, we are all silly people, right? :) But, yeah, I think the changes are a bit over the top and have kind of adulterated the original flavour of the humor. Shame on Hardwick FundleBuggy. -- The Colonel (talk) 05:48, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For lol, i couldnt stop laughing. star trek? puh-lease --Running with scissors
  • For. Much better with refences to the actual person.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:45, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For As if the original article wasn't enough, a hate template created on the side is like another cake made of icing. Icons-flag-us.png Love:M.D
  • OH MY GOD HARDWICK MADE IT FUNNY! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:25, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It failed already, yes? --Jordanus 17:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For good show --User:Stoopid - no timestamp
  • for this was almost featured last time, but i didnt vote for it. so now i am. --Hooplah!!!
  • Against. HTBSANJF in its finest. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:42, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Still one of my favorites, anyway.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:17, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • ForSir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 18:52, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very, very funny. A hatred on a personal level with intermitent historical references. Good job. --Thetanmancan 22:19, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I suppose... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:52, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thought I've voted on this one, well I read it a while ago, deja vu all over again.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:53, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For 17:25, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | [email protected] - 15:08, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

French Revolution

Score: +21 to face Le Guillotine

Featuredrc (t) 05:42, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment: Pour. Contre is Against, but you really wouldn't want to use that, now would you? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:03, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Erastus Brigham Bigelow. --So So 10:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 10:25, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay. I just don't feel like it had It, know what I'm saying? Of course you don't, I'm being too vague. upon a re-read, I like it more, and since I never disliked it, that's all it needed. --Anyone 20:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Well done.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 15:10, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, if only because I managed to defy all odds and actually contribute something mildly amusing to Uncyclopedia (even if it's just a footnote), and I'm so desperate for attention it's pathetic. --Kwakerjak 19:37, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Brilliant! ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 21:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR (thank you very much) if you liked THAT, you should check out mcdonalds. That place is so very legal...I hope.-EnvyOfBobBarker october 5 2006
  • For It made me laugh. Viva la France! Haha unsigned by
  • Against The opening was very clever, but honestly this article has the tone and content of an actual encyclopedia more than a witty or silly Uncyclopedia article. --Thetanmancan 04:36, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have plenty of cake, thanks. --Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 03:32, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I actually like it, I'm just a prick. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:12, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Für Aber ich hasse die franzoezische Kultur!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 23:19, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Oui---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:58, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Pour. First 500 revolutionaries get a free Phyrgian cap! The next 500 get executed.--Procopius 00:59, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Pamplemousse!!! C'est excellente! Donne-moi le poisson de la revolution! (For) --Hhamdy283 05:22, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- 17:17, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Learn Hebrew

Score: Torahs misread +22

Featuredrc (t) 05:48, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. A great one from Mordillo. Possibly the most abusive and erudite HowTo. And it's got this line: The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's not Mordillo's best work, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. P.S., Mordillo, can I have a picture of you for the Self-hating Jew article? -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/f8/Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 00:21, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • ([[Talk:HowTo:Learn Hebrew#From VFH|discussion continued...]])
Only if it's a book for children or poetry, or for beginners. Trust me we don't write the vowels 99% of the time.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:26, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, only made me laugh once. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:24, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Cornbread is one laugh ahead of me. "A" for effort, though.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC) For, it's grown on me.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:58, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not featureworthy, because. --ZniLe 12:34, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
commentWhich was always a good reason...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 18:26, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment diffrc (t) 06:10, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho

Score: +29 tricks turned

Featuredrc (t) 02:36, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Commemorative plate

Score: +21 tasteful, elegant additions to any home

Featuredrc (t) 06:16, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and for - I feel this one deserves a whirl.--Nydas 20:58, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Great stuff. One suggestion though: change "madam" to "ma'am". It reads smoother and makes the speaker sound like even more of a fast-talking slickster. --Jordanus 21:10, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For And I like "Madam". It seems more bullshit-respectful than "Ma'am". --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:04, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Put me down for a set of 20! Any type will do, I JUST WANT THE DAMN PLATES --So So 03:01, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was pleasantly surprised. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:51, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Premier Tom Mayfair 05:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and I'd like my Thunderbirds plate back now, please.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:48, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:27, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I loved "Why have you got so many plates, granny? You never seem to eat anything." John1728 09:37, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 10:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - perfect - David Gerard 12:02, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I went into it decidedly against (cmon, how can this be good?!) and came out decidedly for (why didn't someone think of this sooner?!) --Anyone 12:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Shandon 15:29, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Is funny.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 21:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • You know, for some reason this is what I thought a commemorative plate actually was at first. For. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For But you mean this isn't what a commemorative plate is? Wonderful article by the way. --T-Roooy 11:10, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For This receives the 'Savant13 award for comedic excellency thanks to Savant13's edits'. --Savant13 17:40, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. It's great that he author manages to make clear of his/her point in the first few lines, but, yeah, those questions marks kind of put me off a bit. -- The Colonel (talk) 15:23, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The opposition section sold it to me.--Procopius 15:55, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not everybody is able to dream the dream of commemorative plates. Reading this reminds me of guys with red and white striped suits, straw hats, and obnoxiously toothy grins. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:30, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 18:31, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test

Score: +22 Disorders Diagnosed

Featuredrc (t) 06:40, 10 October 2006 (UTC)


Score: +23 hammer faced smashes

Featuredrc (t) 06:15, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. One of my favorites. --So So 09:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is delightful. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS [email protected] (drivel) 15:30, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You don't want to mess with me. I've got a hammer. --Jordanus 16:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Laughed out loud at it while I was meant to be working earlier this week. Not sure about the biology bit though.15Mickey20 19:50, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. C'mon! It's a hammer.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:27, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like how it refuses to consider any constructive use for the tool.--Procopius 12:54, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "The hammer's scientific name is Hammerius hitticus, which is obviously a bland and misguided attempt to write something hammer-related in a vaguely Latinate manner." How could you not vote for? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:37, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • No. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:26, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very funny. I loled. --Kinst 02:30, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
Unsigned...? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:09, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
I checked the history, and apparently David Gerard made a change that screwed up this person's sig and timestamp everywhere it occurred on this page. Since it was signed originally, I went ahead and fixed this person's sig for all the votes they made here. --Jordanus 04:37, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

*""For"" Its Hammertime Bitches Unsigned don't feel like looking for who did it.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 11:48, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal

Score: +22 pensive thoughts whilst doing 10 minutes in the slammer

Featuredrc (t) 08:14, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment What do we do with this b/c its InJoke-ness is way over the heads of people. It's like choosing which of your children is slated for ritual execution.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 05:15, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Many of us can relate. The article should mention what he was banned for though. --Nintendorulez | talk 20:55, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For And turn it into an UnBook if you can. Premier Tom Mayfair 05:54, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - Sorry Hardwick, I do like the article, but don't think its suitable for the front page for reasons previously stated. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 07:56, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It is vanity, but you don't have to know anything about Uncyclopedia to find it funny. Except, of course, that it's a parody site. I suppose if someone wandered onto Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, mistaking it for Wikipedia, they might find it very unprofessional, but whatever. John1728 10:05, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I spent 24 hours banned once, man. I know how it hurts. But now I'm reformed, brutha! Swordmaster 21:31, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For For those people arguing that it shouldn't be featured because it's an inside joke, I think that even if it's someone's first time here, they'll pick it up fairly quickly, furthermore the entire premise is simply like nothing thats ever been thought of before. Hardwick's best work, I'd say. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:45, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Such a good way to spend one's time when banned from Uncyclopedia. I'll appreciate the irony when this gets featured. --Thetanmancan 05:45, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wow. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:02, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Normally I'd vote against this sort of thing, but it's pretty funny, and quite instructional in a way. It has a certain, I dunno, charm.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:21, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Fire hydrant

Score: +18 bloody red hosepipe nozzles

Featuredrc (t) 06:05, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

  • For - Since, like a hydrant, my penis gushes when properly manipulated  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 19:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I like this, it's so completely different from anything I'd do. --Nydas 19:45, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'd say it borders on a tremendous shaggy dog story, but fire hydrant's aversion to dogs, shaggy or not, and their profoundly misguided sprinklings will not allow me. Excellent subtlety, not boredom, abounds. -- Imrealized ...huh? 19:50, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Why? It's retarded. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:48, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • This is not retarded. All you have to do is read it the whole way through (the WHOLE WAY THROUGH, mind you), and then after you've read the last line, read it all again. Then suddenly it's the funniest thing you've ever read. I think. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:19, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I change my mind. Definitely Not retarded, and actually pretty amusing. Strong For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:25, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:32, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For I didn't want to like it, but I did. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:52, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Suprised me, because it was actually good. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:47, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I didn't expect this one to be good. Nicely done. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 03:57, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Not the funniest article in the world, but I reward cleverness. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:53, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thought it was retarded until I did what, ahem, 'Weppy, the Wehpudicabok' said, at which point it became funny, and certainly VFH-worthy. Wizstaff2.JPGThe Freed Mind Sutoth the Black MageWizstaff.jpg [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]Icons-flag-gb.pngI am not a button.Icons-flag-gb.png 11:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Kwakerjak 20:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I read parts of it, then I read it completly and it was funny...it just hit me.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 13:15, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, cause i think having "fire hydrant" be a person is real clever --User:Lolster884
  • For. I like it. Premier Tom Mayfair 14:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR If I could, I would give it more than a +1 Savant13 21:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For The realistic pics are swell.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 22:58, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For- excellent job --The Llama Llover
  • For Clever! —rc (t) 20:56, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

A Tour of Baghdad

Score: +17.5 bombed out buildings

Featuredrc (t) 06:09, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Score: +19 Unexcused Absences

Featuredrc (t) 05:48, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone

Score: +18 budgies in the river, one flat river stone to hurl

Featuredrc (t) 03:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Sausage Butty Batter Nugget

Score: +16 well chewed gobbets

Featuredrc (t) 05:00, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and cholesterol-rich For. Heck, you can't argue with Russell Crowe. I know I don't fancy a phone in my mush. Anyway, I'm sure they sell these at my local chippy. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Napoleon Boneparte died alone and childless on the windswept island of St. Helena after a harpsichord fell through the ceiling and hit him on the head. I'm a sucker for rich imagery.--Procopius 11:53, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. dung has not just fallen out of cows, it has also fallen out of fashion. Pure genious, well done that man!--McBumlo 19:29, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. This is my kind of random. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Quatro I mean (Four), considering I helped inspire its creation (yes, I am God), and seeing as Snakes on a Plane isn't faring so well anyways.--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I blew chunks, it was so funny. --HPSig.PNGHP talk 16:22, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm Lovin' It --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I mean, it was okay, but then I read the other articles voted up at the moment, and it's not as good. If the competition was dreck then it would be a good vote: but then if there were no other guys in the world, I'd be up to here in pussy chicks female company, know what I mean? FreeMorpheme 21:34, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hi-larious. I prefer this to Humosexual. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:42, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Jesus Christ this is amazing. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:25, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • What, you expect me to say "for" or something?? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 03:45, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can't resist an article with hedgehogs. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:23, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For random food items. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:03, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Delicious! -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 14:42, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is about on-par with the horror stories I've been told about English sandwiches. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS [email protected] (drivel) 16:20, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ew. - David Gerard 15:49, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For and a "how the frick did I miss voting on this before?" Stupid me, 'cause this one's a wiener winner. -- Imrealized ...huh? 07:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although it adds to the now enormous number of uses of the "masticate" as an innuendo --Jamtrousers 12:38, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Mastication is nothing to be ashamed of. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:25, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

Score: +17 Amens from the audience

Featuredrc (t) 05:01, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

  • SN+F, I don't know if those being satirized will recognize this as, well, satire. Sometimes you just need to take the piss, as it were...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:39, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For--SigCommunist.pngPremier Tom MayfairTalkRedPhone.jpgF@HSucrose b.gifMale-UN.jpg 18:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Mean-spirited and unfair, much like its target. For.--Procopius 19:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though I think I was misled. I sent all my money to that Cayman Islands PO Box, and yet God still didn't hear my prayers and strike down all the liberals, atheists, homos, hippies, Catholics, negros, young people, people with tans, and women in San Francisco, so I still can't find a parking space. --Falcotron 22:17, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Where's Sinner? --Donut Buy One!|[email protected]|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 02:56, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay.--Gubby 12:45, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We shall march on a road of bones. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 16:12, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I am not saying that this article will never see the chance of getting featured, but how can I, as an anti-fundie proponent, possibly enjoy an article that protrays Ptolemaic Universe (which is an early Modern Catholic doctrine) as a 21st-century US Christian fundie idea? There are things that need not be there but are there anyway just for the sake of having more references (regardless of applicability). Yes, I know I am a bit harsh on this but I would rather vote for an article that is short but elegant and precise than one that is long but confusing and self-contradictory. -- The Colonel (talk) 09:15, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    (Discussion continued...)
    • For. Now that's better. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hohoho, this is funny. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS [email protected] (drivel) 16:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yes it is. -- Imrealized ...huh? 05:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I hate Christians. (Note: I don't hate Christians.)—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Note: Neither do I. Liberal Christians are all right, s'just those that take the book literally that boil my soup.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--So So 07:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against for now - the article text tries to skewer the subject with a bludgeon. This is probably fixable with a rewrite of the existing text. But that image is VFP-worthy - David Gerard 07:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment "Sometimes it is best to scramble eggs with a hammer." Sun Tzu.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:16, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --~ Tophatsig.png 20:54, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For but wait... *gasp*! I am unlucky vote #13! What an unGodly number! Jebus, cleanse me of whatever sin what I done! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 19:58, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. Didn't get me at first, but after a reread I like the idea. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:59, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Love the Where's Sinner?.(EDIT--Sorry, realized I forgot to sign it.)--Ginchael 04:25, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Most definitely For Should really be called "a guide to the Bible for smug atheists" though- but for that you need Mark 16:17-18 --Jamtrousers 18:49, 21 September 2006 (UTC)


Score: +17 Dwarves

Featuredrc (t) 05:37, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

Score: +19izzles

Featuredrc (t) 04:56, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Whachu talkin' bout, fool? The bitches were sizzle'd. You just didn't take the advancing waves into account in your calculatizzles... aw, fuck. I'll remember next time. Unless of course I forget. John1728 02:43, 17 September 2006 (UTC) Good that you back a brutha up. Peace out.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:46, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Medical Malpractice

Score: +19 ambulance-chasing lawsuits

Featuredrc (t) 06:10, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Write A Cover Letter

Score: +20.5 Cover Letters

Featuredrc (t) 05:35, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Je nais se quoi? Savoir-faire? Sang-froid? Noblesse oblige? Just pulling French phrases as I go . . .:)--Procopius 17:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic

Score: +19 vroom vrooms

Featured Here's to voting rights for UnNews articles. —rc (t) 04:30, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. Well written and funny. InfiniteMonkey 01:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Nor should UnNews articles. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 01:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a perfectly brilliant cynical slab of comedy mothballs. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 01:47, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Unless it is terrific, UnNews shouldnt be featured. It needs its own VFH kinda thing, though. -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For It is terrific. I mean, I agree, but this is fucking great. Diogenes makes anything better. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:59, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Voting For my own work, so take this with a grain of salt. Thanks for the nod, Infinite Monkey.--Procopius 02:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Yep. Now, back in the tub I go. -- Imrealized 02:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Greek philosopher + UnNews = win —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Damn it Hinoa, don't vote while I'm voting ;) --Donut Buy One!|[email protected]|MUN|NS|Please Help Me| 05:16, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

*Against Not a big fan of featuring UnNews either. --emc! 00:02, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

  • FOR! -- I changed my vote because I now support the featuring of UnNews. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 21:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

War of 1812

Score: +19 foiled invasions of Canada

Featuredrc (t) 06:11, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For -- An absolutely hilarious article, although it could use some minor tunings. A large portion of this is the work of DWIII and Procopius. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For--SigCommunist.pngPremier Tom MayfairTalkRedPhone.jpgF@HSucrose b.gifMale-UN.jpg 02:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. The only problem I see is the massive amount of red links. Change that, and sure. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:58, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. Agreed. Redlinks are cleaned up now -- but pace Falcotron, I challenge someone to come up with articles for Francis Scott Key, Willard Scott, Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, Ralph Lauren and so on.--Procopius 01:27, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    Francis Scott Key or Ralph Lauren would be hard work, but could be very funny; Willard Scott and Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame should be easy (but probably not that funny). --Falcotron 03:40, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. H.M.S. Custom, Common Law and Royal and Parliamentary Decisions? You don't need a press gang to get me on board. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 03:29, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For!—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 06:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I'll vote For for just about anyone who defeats the French. Oh, and it was extremly funny as well. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 06:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Modusoperandi 06:57, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I glanced at four bits and all made me laugh. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:16, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For The impressment jokes alone... um... impressed me. Even funnier if you know the Great Lakes area. By the way, most of the red links are things that really should exist, but sadly they don't. --Falcotron 08:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For: A great article on a great war. H.M.S. Custom, Common Law and Royal and Parliamentary Decisions is pure genius. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH22:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Self vote for. This is why I love Uncyclopedia: My joke about the English Constitution would be met with blank stares anywhere else.  :)--Procopius 01:27, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    Oh come on; not even ED would give you blank stares. They'd just say, "Dude, that's like a long, boring-ass name, lulz" and edit it to "H.M.S. Fag." --Falcotron 01:34, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For One of those few truly funny articles. --Iambusyeating 16:07, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • 1814. I love the note. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|[email protected]|MUN 01:42, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 19:01, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Stan Lather 22:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Cleverly funny! It amused me how the author managed to slip in some vanity stuff and [somehow] made it even more funny. Go penguins! --KUK nerd 20:51, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I busted a gut, split my sides, amputated my right leg and sacrificed my firstborn son to the Elder Gods reading this! (P.S. only take the first two seriously). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:53, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good stuff. InfiniteMonkey 18:07, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I wanna invade Quebec! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:43, 8 September 2006 (UTC)