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UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies

Score: +19 n00bs stealing your fridge

Featuredrc (t) 07:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Run away from home

Score: +17.5 tears shed

Featuredrc (t) 07:00, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Blackbeard Catering Company

Score: +18 bottles of urine laced rum

Featuredrc (t) 07:54, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

- Claiming the ladies prerogative, and reversing my vote. ForDame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Really Big Tree

Score: +19 trees looming over you.

Featuredrc (t) 07:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man

Score: +17 Queer Eyes

Featuredrc (t) 06:18, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

--Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 10:40, 23 Jan 2007 (Mountain Time)

Witless Protection Program, NOW WITH AUDIO!!

Score: +17 Imbeciles That Survived Childhood

Featuredrc (t) 07:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)


Little Orphan Annie

Score: +16 examples of 1920's "humor"

Featuredrc (t) 06:16, 27 January 2007 (UTC)


AAA

Score: 24.5 Flawless Victories

Featuredrc (t) 06:28, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. I can't believe no one's said anything about this article before.--Andorin Kato 04:23, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I'm less amused than last time this got nom'd, when I was at least quasi-amused. Now it's got a giant list, woohoo?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Although FUK or ASS would be funnier, but I still like it. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 10:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against We've been here before. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - One of my favorite pages. --Nintendorulez | talk 21:24, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • 444 --GAMESPOT=666 03:17, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Affection-tainted self-for. Still needs more comedy linking and footnotes,[1] though. --L 03:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For again - I really like the concept of this. I hope the new VFH system can help this get through. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Still no.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:54, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • This guy is so good at Pinball. For.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 03:35, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Hooray! I'm in an article! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:55, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. - Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 21:21, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:39, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This is great! Hpesoj 18:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against--192.173.4.92 15:31, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I think we've been through this already (for). Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:12, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hope I got the count right; I assume it's (number for) - (number against) = current tally. Not sure about GAMESPOT=666's vote. --Redmond 03:34, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Premier Tom Mayfair 03:50, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR - Nelson340 22:51, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for because i said for last time and i'm trying to be consistant - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 16:26, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For--J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 20:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Me

Score: +17 Vacuous Ramblings

Featuredrc (t) 07:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Onomatopoeia

Score: +16.5 WHAAMS!!!

Featuredrc (t) 07:06, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I need the diff for an unsigned vote to count. —rc (t) 05:55, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
There it is [2]. God bless this unknown hero. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God

Score: +17 Synners in the Hands of an Idle God

Featuredrc (t) 06:15, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

*4. --130.102.0.177 That was me; see below. --L

Victorian Era

Score: +18 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Featured - um, guys, you around? I really don't want this job ... - David Gerard 14:16, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

That was me. I forgot to log in. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:14, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

The Wicker Man

Score: +16 Edward Woodwards

Featured - RC and Brad were both AWOL, so I did it 'cos they feel sorta not-so-fresh after two days now. I don't think I fucked anything up. I featured this instead of the Victorian one because this is the one that should have gone up for the 10th - David Gerard 01:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)


UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters

Score: +16.. er, where was I?

Featuredrc (t) 06:06, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

My Journeys with the GPS (now with sound!)

Score: +16 hundred yards, turn left. Left! LEFT!!

Featuredrc (t) 03:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Alexander the Great

Score: +17 votes that are not so great

Featuredrc (t) 06:49, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Third Epistle to the Thessalonians

Score: +17 Irate Apostles

Featuredrc (t) 06:16, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Score: +18 chortles and guffaws

Featuredrc (t) 05:58, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - David Gerard 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Faaabulous! This is fantastic, top to bottom. - Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 23:19, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For So that's how it's done. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:27, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against It's a good article but I'm not sure it's feature worthy. --GAMESPOT=666 16:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, scratch, belch! Dat's good shit right der.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, naaah, it's not that funny. Feureau 20:21, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Honestly, I really don't understand what the article is supposed to satirialize. I mean, all men are straight, so where's the need to pretend to be straight ? Shees! -- di Mario 20:30, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Looks like I'll have to quit my job writing dildo manuals..... (Forgot to sign again -_-) --Forgottenpassword 22:08, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For You need all the colours for a rainbow, sugar. BerogenVFH 20:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. All together now: Somewhere-ee-eere ooo-ver the rainbow... http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 23:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I'm gonna need this article after doing this.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-clubs-up.gif my cat! 13:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

*For Definitely a must read --Tom Cruise 19:17, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Not a user. --—Braydie 14:01, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 19:00, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire

Score: +18.5 pierced nipples (is that even possible???)

Featuredrc (t) 05:48, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Snom. Quasi-Featured before, but in Modern Society's laser-powered VFH capabilities I think it may just be featured yet. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:56, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 22:46, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk


Ironing

Score: +20

Featuredrc (t) 07:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination & I Approve This Message Premier Tom Mayfair 02:45, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I have two reasons. Reason number one is I really do think ironing is fun and I like the pictures and the word sentences. Reason number two is because I love the person who wrote it and because I believe it was well written. --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:52, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - oh, heck, I rewrote it; I *have* to love it.--Shandon 02:53, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Poor Shandon, never wrote a Featured Article. I hope he's happy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:07, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For This pleases me! -- Sir Mafagafo Icons-flag-br.png (talk to me) 03:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I make my nonexistent girlfriend do it all the time. Maybe she can pick up some pointers, but I doubt it. Oh, good article too. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:06, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Never though that something as mundane as ironing could be turned into something like "OMGzzz!!! Xxxtreemeee IroNinG!!!!". Are steroids involved? User:Chocolate monster/sig
  • For Excellent article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:41, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Bizarre image placement aside the article had me reaching for my Phillips Elance Steam. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:03, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR OF COURSE!!!!! see my awesome sig!! - The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
  • For - Tayor: Mines better. —Braydie at 19:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - a bit random, but still great - David Gerard 19:26, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This article is how I like my women articles: meaty. BerogenVFH 19:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You kids and your sports these days. Back in my day we'd fall down the stairs. Now that was a sport.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:07, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. .....Sig preparations, ICG.. check, FCR... check, SEX... very check....3...2....engines on....1...LIFTOFF!!!oneoneoneone

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

IQ:Sample test

Score: An IQ of +21

Featuredrc (t) 07:14, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

First Gradeism

Score: +17.5 scribbles and squiggles

Featuredrc (t) 06:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. Courtesy of Squiggle; though I worked on it a little, he gets all the credit for the brilliant idea and doing the lion's share of the writing. --Sultanofsurreal 05:59, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it reminds me of my own terrible childhood.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:04, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Art is important.--EponymousBotch 09:12, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The tex-tures. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 11:36, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Self For, though Sultanofsurreal deserves a lot of credit here than he's giving himself. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Maybe you two should share the award you get when an article you wrote is featured.

--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)


Separation Issues

Score: +16 decapitated heads

Featuredrc (t) 08:11, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Snom for now. - Ok, now to release it to the people. --—Braydie 12:49, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
Ok, For --—Braydie 19:35, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

*For Awesome.

Sign your posts, kids.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 02:34, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 00:32, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Poof, There It Is Theory

Score: +14 big POOF!s

Featuredrc (t) 07:43, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - got me giggling - David Gerard 18:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes, Yes Yes, I'm gonna vote for it.--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:10, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:14, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Well, you made one crazy teenaged Michiganian laugh. Isn't that what really matters? --DarthMichigan- ダアスミシガン 21:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. And I cleaned it up a bit. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:40, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 08:06, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For As a scientist, I can only stare open-mouthed at the brilliance of this theory and make sounds in the order of guhh. Or perhaps the open mouth is just the result of one fermented onion juice too many. -- di Mario 19:53, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Yes! Friggin' yeah! . . . though it sounds abit supportive towards intelligent design... Feureau 20:33, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. 'Poof' is a funny word, but this isn't doing it for me.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Just For taking the best-ever pop at Hubbard.BerogenVFH 20:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Terrific.--Procopius 14:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Poof, there's my vote! --General Insineratehymn 22:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message Premier Tom Mayfair 01:16, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:33, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. One of the most logical scientific poofs I've ever read.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:05, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR, very good indeed - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:23, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I liked it when I made its picture thing. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Conceptual Art

Score: +14 Concepts of Art

Featuredrc (t) 07:47, 27 December 2006 (UTC)


Life's Answerable Questions

Score: +14 answerable questions answered

Featuredrc (t) 07:43, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Then you may wish to withdraw your vote, because I quoted that sentence (and the one that follows it) as a tip of the hat to this article. If that's too dodgy, I'd gladly scrap that section altogether. --The Bard of Uncyclopedia http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Quill.gif/15px-Quill.gif 11:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. --L 10:39, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I enjoyed this muchly. Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 20:49, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though it uses {{USERNAME}}. And because I'm chuffed someone wrote a reply to my article. Good stuff. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:05, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's a good article, and we've had Life's Unanswerable Questions. --GAMESPOT=666 22:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ...which didn't do it for me either. against --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • meh So far, life hasn't been able to answerify any of my questions. Ok, I understand birth, death, and taxes in between, but what is the friggin point ? -- di Mario 20:54, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment... Uh... Is that a For? Against? Comment? Abstain? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:08, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Christmas Number Ones

Score: +13 Festive songs to hit the top of the charts

Featured, merry Yarmulklaus —rc (t) 05:49, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Commercial Conformity Period

Score: +17 Shoplifters dressed as $anta

Featuredrc (t) 04:38, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination, for - Nicely expresses some of the thoughts I have on the holiday, though may be a little too British. Maybe there can be international things added.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 14:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Isn't it still on Pee Review? I really like it, I just don't think it's finished yet. --* http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/Paw_print.jpg 21:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Roight, that'll be a for, then.  :) -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/Paw_print.jpg 19:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Pretty much done now, I added some more stuff. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:57, 20 December 2006 (UTC)


New Cooler Edition

Score: +15 Vampyre Hunting Jews

Featuredrc (t) 06:57, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Garfield

Score: +16 tins of lasagna

Featuredrc (t) 09:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

  • SNF - PooLit honorable mention; was also previously nominated and came close to being featured but didn't quite make it. Also, people have added stuff since then.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 10:52, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Still love it.--Procopius 14:58, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The strips rule. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 16:58, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Really funny!--Jives 20:48, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Plus one!!!1 --Alksub 04:10, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Do it. --Toad 0249:10, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. - It's really just the pictures that make it funny especially the last one with the real cat but it's hilarious!--Gaberou 16:20, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Funny stuff--6969 23:47, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Pretty funny, i'm impressed -- Uncle J 01:49, 21 December 2006
  • Weak for The history part is kinda random and not as funny as the rest, but fortunately the rest is great. Prolix 02:45, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For "The comics" section is the best. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:56, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • weak for as per Prolix. no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 15:14, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wow, this has gotten a lot better (sure, the history part could probably be gone, but it's good enough as is, I say! GOOD ENOUGH NOW!)--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 18:29, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yet I could not read until the end (longer periods at the beggining, please). -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:40, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For- Yay Garfield, Me-Ow.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 23:13, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I DISApprove This Message Premier Tom Mayfair 01:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • YESSES Dumitru 01:47, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:07, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Or endnotes. Whatever.