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The English poster of the 1958 film Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC) Very, very weak for Ptokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC) I concur User:Frosty/sig3 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC) Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6

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|name=London 2012 "SHIT" logo |size=350px |caption=The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video! |credit=Funnybony |nom=~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=5 |for=

1. Nom+Boner. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
2. For. It's cool, although will date very quickly. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
3. For. Made me smile. User:Frosty/sig3 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
4. 4 Ptokh-Benthonytchnoe^{Hey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy!} 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
5. For. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6

|againstnumber=2 |against=

1. Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
2. Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
3. Against. –sumone10154^(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Nologo.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Nologo.jpg|VFP/Nologo.jpg=VFP/Nologo.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Nologo.jpg §name=London 2012 "SHIT" logo §size=350px §caption=The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video! §credit=Funnybony §nom=~ {User:Qzekrom/sig7} 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=5 §for=

1. {Boner§Nom+Boner.} ~ {User:Qzekrom/sig7} 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
2. {For} It's cool, although will date very quickly. {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§04:30 14 Aug}
3. For. Made me smile. {User:Frosty/sig3} 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
4. 4 {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
5. {For} {User:Zheliel/sisg} 19:39 October 6

§againstnumber=2 §against=

1. Against -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
2. {boner} -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
3. {against} –[[User:Sumone10154§sumone10154]]^{([[User talk:Sumone10154§talk]])} 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG |name=The Sphincters of Egypt |size=350px |caption=Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids. |credit=Fusion121 |nom=--User:Qzekrom/sig7 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=easy-access holes |fornumber=1 |for=

1. Boner. --User:Qzekrom/sig7 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=3 |against=

1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
2. Yeah what he said. User:Frosty/sig3 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -RAHB 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG|VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG=VFP/Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Sphincters of Egypt1.JPG §name=The Sphincters of Egypt §size=350px §caption=Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids. §credit=Special:Contributions/Fusion121§Fusion121 §nom=--{User:Qzekrom/sig7} 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=easy-access holes §fornumber=1 §for=

1. {boner} --{User:Qzekrom/sig7} 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=3 §against=

1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
2. Yeah what he said. {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=For_Uncyclo.jpg |name=One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator |size=350px |caption="In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!" |credit=Edogmad |nom=Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3 |for=#Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

1. Godly.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
2. Strong for. --Black Flamingo 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

1. I'm sorry, but what? --User:Xamralco/sig 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? User:Frosty/sig3 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...--¶ 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:53, 26 May
5. Against.Retarded, just retarded.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
6. For a second there I though I was high. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here. |Uncyclopedia:VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg|VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg=VFP/For Uncyclo.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=For_Uncyclo.jpg §name=One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator §size=350px §caption="In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!" §credit=User:Edogmad§Edogmad §nom=User:Edogmad§Edogmad (User talk:Edogmad§talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=3 §for=#User:Edogmad§Edogmad (User talk:Edogmad§talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

1. Godly.--{User:Mr-ex777/sig} 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
2. Strong for. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

1. I'm sorry, but what? --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? {User:Frosty/sig3} 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...--User:Paragraph§¶ 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:53, 26 May
5. {Against}Retarded, just retarded.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
6. For a second there I though I was high. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here. }}{{Votevfp.include|image=AntiFreezeKings.png |name=Antifreeze Kings |size=350px |caption=Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories...

I still miss Chad. |credit=Zombiebaron |nom= T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=fatal drinking games |fornumber=10 |for=

1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
2. Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
3. Sure – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:15 Feb 28, 2012
4. For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
5. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:01, 19 March 2012
6. For. Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --User:Magic man/sig 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --Black Flamingo 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
8. I'm ok with this --¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
9. For. Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
10. For. Hahahahaha!

|againstnumber=9 |against=

1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

   I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

2. Not funny on its own. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
3. Against.. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
4. I don't get it. User:Frosty/sig3 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
5. Me either.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
6. Me too... Mattsnow 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:01, 26 May
9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png|VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png=VFP/AntiFreezeKings.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=AntiFreezeKings.png §name=Antifreeze Kings §size=350px §caption=Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories...

I still miss Chad. §credit=Zombiebaron §nom={User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC) §scoretext=fatal drinking games §fornumber=10 §for=

1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
2. Zombiebaron -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
3. Sure {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§19:15 Feb 28, 2012}
4. {For} {user:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
5. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:01, 19 March 2012
6. {For} Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
8. I'm ok with this --User:Paragraph§¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
9. {For} Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
10. {For} Hahahahaha!

§againstnumber=9 §against=

1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. {User:Lyrithya/sig§23:24, 28 February 2012}

   I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... {User:Lyrithya/sig§07:03, 3 March 2012}

2. Not funny on its own. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
3. {Against}. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
4. I don't get it. {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
5. Me either.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
6. Me too... {User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:01, 26 May
9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=SpockPi.png |name=File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng |size=350px |caption=Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy. |credit=Zombiebaron |nom=Black flamingo |scoretext=.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 |fornumber=10 |for=#Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --Black Flamingo 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

1. Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
2. Pie – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 16:17 Feb 24, 2012
3. For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
4. For. I lol'd. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
5. For. Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--Flymousechiu (talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
6. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:03, 19 March 2012
7. For. long numbers with little or no meaning. User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/hollywood 21:49, 03/24/2012
8. For. I could go for some pie right now... --User:Magic man/sig 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
9. For. Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12

|againstnumber=11 |against=

1. Against User:Frosty/sig3 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
2. star DRECK --Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
3. Sorry, I don't get it. Mattsnow 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
4. Speech bubble randoms. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
5. Raπdom. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
6. agreed.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
7. Against. -- [sire] EMC ^[TALK] 02:32 Apr 13 2012
8. no... just no... --¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 26 May
10. No--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
11. [1] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments=

1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/SpockPi.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/SpockPi.png|VFP/SpockPi.png=VFP/SpockPi.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=SpockPi.png §name=File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng §size=350px §caption=Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy. §credit=Zombiebaron §nom=Black flamingo §scoretext=.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 §fornumber=10 §for=#Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

1. Zombiebaron -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
2. {For§Pie} {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§16:17 Feb 24, 2012}
3. {For} {user:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig} 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
4. {For} I lol'd. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
5. {For} Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--User:Flymousechiu§Flymousechiu (User talk:Flymousechiu§talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
6. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:03, 19 March 2012
7. {times§{For} long numbers with little or no meaning. {User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/hollywood} 21:49, 03/24/2012}
8. {For} I could go for some pie right now... --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
9. {For} Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. user:Aleister§Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12

§againstnumber=11 §against=

1. Against {User:Frosty/sig3} 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
2. star DRECK --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
3. Sorry, I don't get it. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
4. Speech bubble randoms. {User:Lyrithya/sig§23:18, 28 February 2012}
5. Raπdom. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
6. agreed.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
7. {Against} --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}02:32 Apr 13 2012
8. no... just no... --User:Paragraph§¶ 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:08, 26 May
10. No--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
11. [2] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. user:Aleister§Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Graduate peeping tom.png |name=File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png |size=350px |caption=I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you |credit=Bizzeebeever |nom=User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3 |scoretext= graduates |fornumber=4 |for=

1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. Aleister 13:09 19-3-
3. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:44, 19 March 2012
4. For. User:Frosty/sig3 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=# I don't know... I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --User:Magic man/sig 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

1. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
2. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:06, 26 May
3. Against. Ths is funny how?--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
4. Needs more naked --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png|VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png=VFP/Graduate peeping tom.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Graduate peeping tom.png §name=File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png §size=350px §caption=I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you §credit=Bizzeebeever §nom={User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§09:52 19 Mar} §scoretext= graduates §fornumber=4 §for=

1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3§09:52 19 Mar}
2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. user:Aleister§Aleister 13:09 19-3-
3. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}13:44, 19 March 2012
4. {for} {User:Frosty/sig3} 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=#{Against§I don't know...} I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

1. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
2. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:06, 26 May
3. {Against} Ths is funny how?--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
4. Needs more naked --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
2. For.. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
3. For. Clever! Mattsnow 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
4. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:00, 19 March 2012
5. For. I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
6. For. In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --User:Magic man/sig 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

   No one. The barber is a woman. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

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1. Against. User:Frosty/sig3 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
2. Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
3. Against. it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
4. Against. Beyond overdone. Also, text based. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:16 Apr 13, 2012
5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:59, 26 May
6. Against. Just not funny--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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• Abstain, but funny thing i noticed. the score was 0:0 when i created, 1:1 when i first check, and 2:2 now :P.--Flymousechiu (talk) 06:27, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
• It's 6:3 now. LOL --User:Qzekrom/sig5 13:55, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
• It's 6:6 now. LOL -- Sir CuteBlackKyuremOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0)] 02:13, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
2. {For}. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. {User:Tasmania/SIG} 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
3. {For} Clever! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
4. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:00, 19 March 2012
5. {For} I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --{User:Qzekrom/sig3} 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
6. {For} In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --{User:Magic man/sig} 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

   No one. The barber is a woman. --{User:Xamralco/sig} 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

1. {against} {User:Frosty/sig3} 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
2. Against -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
3. {against} it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--{User:Maniac1075/sig} 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
4. {Against} Beyond overdone. Also, text based. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§06:16 Apr 13, 2012}
5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:59, 26 May
6. {Against} Just not funny--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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• Abstain, but funny thing i noticed. the score was 0:0 when i created, 1:1 when i first check, and 2:2 now :P.--User:Flymousechiu§Flymousechiu (User talk:Flymousechiu§talk) 06:27, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
• It's 6:3 now. LOL --{User:Qzekrom/sig5} 13:55, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
• It's 6:6 now. LOL --{User:Qzekrom/sig6} 02:13, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

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1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! CUN04:49, 27 May

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1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}04:49, 27 May

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1. For. --2^nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
2. For. I like it. User:Frosty/sig3 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
3. Zombierunner -RAHB 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
4. For.. Certainly. Mattsnow 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
5. 4 Ptokh-Benthonytchnoe^{Hey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy!} 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

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1. That's disturbing, not funny.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
2. Where's the funny? --User:Xamralco/sig 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
3. Zombies can't run. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -OptyC Sucks! CUN04:22, 27 May

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• I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --2^nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

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1. {For} --[[User:SecondChanceForMe§2^nd Chance for me]] (because I was banned.) [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe§(Say)]] 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
2. {for} I like it. {User:Frosty/sig3} 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
3. Zombierunner -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
4. {for}. Certainly. {User:Mattsnow/sig} 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
5. 4 {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=

1. That's disturbing, not funny.--{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig} 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
2. Where's the funny? --{User:Xamralco/sig} 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
3. Zombies can't run. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}04:22, 27 May

§comments=

• I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --[[User:SecondChanceForMe§2^nd Chance for me]] (because I was banned.) [[User talk:SecondChanceForMe§(Say)]] 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Heisenbergbreaksbad.jpg |name=Stay out of my orbital... |size=750px |caption=Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks... |credit=Nikau |nom=Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC) |scoretext=ding-a-ling |fornumber=5 |for=

1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
2. Frosty approves. User:Frosty/sig3 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
3. OK with me --¶ 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
4. For. I like this alot. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
5. For. I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! Mattsnow 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

|againstnumber=2 |against=

1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 26 May
2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

|comments=

• I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --Nikau (talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

• I like the grayscale version better. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
• I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --Black Flamingo 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

• Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. -- Sir CuteGiratinaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0)] 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
• Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --Nikau (talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

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1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
2. Frosty approves. {User:Frosty/sig3} 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
3. OK with me --User:Paragraph§¶ 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
4. {For} I like this alot. {unsigned§Iwillkillyou333}
5. {For} I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! {User:Mattsnow/sig} 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:56, 26 May
2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --{User:MasterWangs/Sig} 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=

• I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

• I like the grayscale version better. --{User:Qzekrom/sig3} 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
• I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --{User:Black flamingo11/sig} 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --Special:Contributions/122.252.179.182§122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --Special:Contributions/122.252.179.182§122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

• Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. --{User:Qzekrom/sig6} 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
• Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --User:Nikau§Nikau (User talk:Nikau§talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

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Jimbo dead

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Bubbles Green (talk) 20:15, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	1
Against Votes: 0	0

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1. {KeepRed§Strong For} --{User:Down User/sig} 05:21, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
2. {Minty§Were PBGuy} --{User:Down User/sig} 12:25, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

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AWESOME

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Vote	Score: 7 total votes
Nomination:	Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC) For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC) For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC) For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC) For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC) Keep. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	rm 7, --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

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|name=File:SurrealLesbians.png |size=350px |caption=You are looking at this image because an elite of regular Uncyclopedia users thought it would be funny to put it on the front page. |credit=Socky |nom=—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 29 May 2010 |scoretext=Unfanservice Crewmembers |fornumber=28.9 |for=# IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 29 May 2010

1. Four tits are better than two     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:31, Sunday 30 May 2010  
2. For Per Eugene. Ptokh-Benthonytchnoe^{Hey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy!} 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
3. For.Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
4. For - I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
5. Pacman. Fuck to the yes. Jenny? 05:25,30May,2010
6. For Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
7. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. -- [sire] EMC ^[TALK] 20:47 May 30 2010
8. Yesss  —Pelozurian (talk) 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
9. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 20:54, May. 30, 2010
10. For. All I can say is:N00b! O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

    Who are you. --Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

11. For. Now if only I could get my login to work... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 173.21.186.76 (talk • contribs)
12. For. --Down User 12:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=13 |against=# No tits. Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC

1. Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX

2. NO! Per HELPME. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 4:36 PM 5/30/10
3. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
4. This is what happens when I stop logging in I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
5. Against. *sigh*. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
6. Against. Per Modus. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
7. Against. Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --UU - natter 15:33, Jun 4

   This vote confuses me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:34, 4 June 2010

   Betterer? --UU - natter 15:42, Jun 4

   Sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:46, 4 June 2010

   Good. --UU - natter 15:48, Jun 4

8. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
9. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
10. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --nldr 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

11. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
12. Meh. Per Jack mort. Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
13. 0.1 against because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?)  ~ Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)

    ".1"? No such thing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

|comments=* Comment. Against voters don't even try to find the humour anymore. *sigh*. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:40, 4 June 2010

I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

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1. {for§Four} tits are better than two {User:EugeneKay/Zig§00:31, Sunday 30 May 2010}
2. For Per Eugene. {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
3. {For}Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. user:Aleister in Chains§Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
4. {User:Rbpolsen/For} I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. {User:Rbpolsen/sig/themadness} 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
5. {Pacman} Fuck to the yes. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 05:25,30May,2010
6. For {User:Dexter111344/sig} 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
7. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}20:47 May 30 2010
8. {Exterminate§Yesss} {User:Paizuri/sig7} 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
9. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 20:54, May. 30, 2010
10. {For} All I can say is:N00b! User:O&E fan§O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

    Who are you. --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

11. {For} Now if only I could get my login to work... {unsigned§173.21.186.76}
12. {Keep§For.} --User:Down_User§Down User 12:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=13 §against=#{Against§No tits.} Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!{User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)} On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC

1. Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. user:Aleister in Chains§Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX

2. {Against§NO!} Per HELPME. {User:Wilytank/sig} 4:36 PM 5/30/10
3. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
4. {Against§This is what happens when I stop logging in} I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
5. Against. *sigh*. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
6. Against. Per Modus. --{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig} 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
7. Against. Sarcasm§Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:33, Jun 4

   Extreme Sarcasm§This vote confuses me. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:34, 4 June 2010

   Patronising§Betterer? --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:42, Jun 4

   Sure. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:46, 4 June 2010

   Good. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:48, Jun 4

8. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
9. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
10. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --{User:Nachlader/sig6} 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

11. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy {User:Jack_mort/sig} 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
12. Meh. Per Jack mort. User:Loneshark8301990§Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
13. {Love§0.1 against} because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?) {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)

    ".1"? No such thing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

§comments=*{comment} Against voters don't even try to find the humour anymore. *sigh*. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:40, 4 June 2010

I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image= FAST_ANIMALS_SLOW_CHILDREN_POSTER.jpg |name=Fast Animals, Slow Children |size=350px |caption=Follow the new reality hit show on FOX |credit=fattybelly |nom=Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3.5 |for=# For. I vote for --Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

1. For. Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:43, 4 June 2010
2. For America Damnit! I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --—John _Lydon→龜 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

   Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

3. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

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1. Old Family Guy thing. --Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy                                                   Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
3. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --UU - natter 15:36, Jun 4
4. Against. This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
5. Weak against (0.7). Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts.  ~ Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
6. Weak against (2.2). Huh You Phat --DU - Talk
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1. {For} Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}15:43, 4 June 2010
2. {For§For America Damnit!} I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --{User:John Lydon/Sig} 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

   Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

3. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired {User:Jack_mort/sig} 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=7.9 §against=#against per my policy of disliking vorarephilia except when it intersects with maiesiophilia. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 05:39, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

1. Old Family Guy thing. --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy {User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall} Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
3. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:36, Jun 4
4. {Against} This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.{User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)} On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
5. {Weak Abstain§Weak against (0.7).} Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts. {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
6. {Weak Abstain§Weak against (2.2).} Huh You Phat --{User:Down User/sig} 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

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1. Rm, 7.9 Failed --{User:Down User/sig} 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

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1. For. I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
2. For. Because it just freakin' rocks. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Willice (talk • contribs)
3. For. Very nice -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
4. Weak for I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
5. Fogainst. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
6. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P Ptokh-Benthonytchnoe^{Hey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy!} 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
7. For. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
8. For. Teehee. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
9. For. Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
10. For. I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
11. For. I Can't see Picture Tomb of the Risen
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|againstnumber=7 |against=#Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010

1. Against. Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --Mn-z
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2. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
3. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
4. No --Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
5. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --UU - natter 15:40, Jun 4
6. WTF? Per above.  ~ Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)

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• Parody of this by the way. Jenny? 16:40,10April,2010

Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg|VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg=VFP/Tomboftherisen.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Tomboftherisen.jpg §name=Tomb of the Mutilated Risen §size=350px §caption=After being enlightened by religious influences, Cannibal Corpse created a total reconstruction of their best-selling album. §credit=CheddarBBQ §nom={User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:33,10April,2010 §scoretext=Christ-loving metalheads §fornumber=16 §for=#{Minty§Self-Nomfo} Well, I wanted this to be nommed after the article was done, but it's been in Pee Review for quite a while, and I'm bored. I like this pic better than I do the article, and I think it's probably my best 'shop to date. However, to avoid being a complete stuck up douche, I won't vote. Yet. Ya know what, if everyone's gonna keep changin the score anyway, I might as well. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:33,10April,2010

1. {For} I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! user:Aleister in Chains§Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
2. {For} Because it just freakin' rocks. {unsigned§Willice}
3. {for} Very nice {user:skinfan13/sig3} 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
4. {For§Weak for} I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. {User:Paizuri/sig7} 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
5. Fogainst. {User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig} 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
6. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
7. {For} {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
8. {For} Teehee. *shifty eyes* - User:Lyrithya§Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
9. {For} User:Loneshark8301990§Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
10. {for} I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC {User:Jack_mort/sig} 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
11. {For} I Can't see Picture Tomb of the Risen {User:Down_User} 14:52, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=7 §against=#Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." {User:Necropaxx/sig} Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010

1. {Against} Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 03:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
2. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? {User:Mordillo/sig3} 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
3. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
4. {Against§No} --User:Wilytank§Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
5. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 15:40, Jun 4
6. {Wtf} Per above. {User:Happytimes/sig} 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)

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• Parody of this by the way. {User:CheddarBBQ/sigs} 16:40,10April,2010

Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. user:Aleister in Chains§Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=MacWealthy performs.jpg |name=Electric Bagpiper |size=350px |caption=Scottish bagpipin' popstars are notorious for their wild on-stage antics. |credit=Necropaxx |nom=• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:02, Sep 8 |scoretext=och! |fornumber=7 |for=#SelfNom + 4 - This went through Reefer's Desk (read: Modus) and so now I present it as an offering to the whims of the great and powerful VFP. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:02, Sep 8

1. For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
2. For - What's --DU - Talk
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1. Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:01, Sep 8
2. Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
3. Against Per Leddy and RDB. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. per the kilt. --Mn-z
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|comments=*Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 13:45, Sep 9

• Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

  Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:38, Sep 9

• To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --Mn-z
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1. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
2. {User:Rbpolsen/For} What's --{User:Down User/sig} 08:03, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

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1. Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:01, Sep 8
2. Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2} 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
3. Against Per Leddy and RDB. --{User:Sonje/sig} 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
4. {Against} per the kilt. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 13:52, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 13:45, Sep 9

• Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

  Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:38, Sep 9

• To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 00:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=NRAICLAF.gif |name=NRAICLAF.gif |size=350px |caption=Ooh! Isn't that Thomas? |credit=Mustkillroy |nom=—The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=people who run in a circle like a fag |fornumber=2 |for=

1. Bless.. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. —The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
2. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

   Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

3. For (pending originality check) Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

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1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL   Le Cejak • <5:28 Jun 16, 2009>
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• I'm not sure if that's original. --Mn-z
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  Still not sure? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Well, this .gif was uploaded to Uncyclopedia about 10 months before that YouTube video was made. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/chman56/norunning.gif

  Take that! For even bothering looking up the date. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Wait, I'm confused. How do we know it's unoriginal?Ellemonopy 22:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Unless the user is a known photo-editor, I'd assume its unoriginal. --Mn-z

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1. Bastard #Laura Wilson WTF. --Down User 03:09, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

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1. {Bless}. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
2. {For} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

   Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

3. For (pending originality check) User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

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1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL {User:Cajek/sig2§5:28 Jun 16, 2009}
2. Against --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

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• I'm not sure if that's original. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 18:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Still not sure? {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Well, this .gif was uploaded to Uncyclopedia about 10 months before that YouTube video was made. {User:Dexter111344/sig} 18:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/chman56/norunning.gif

  Take that! For even bothering looking up the date. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}18:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Wait, I'm confused. How do we know it's unoriginal?User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 22:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

  Unless the user is a known photo-editor, I'd assume its unoriginal. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 16:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

1. {Against§Bastard} #{Mad} WTF. --User:Down User§Down User 03:09, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

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1. Against Not that witty, too simple, too obvious. But don't write off the colonies for metaphors... I live in your eyes 16:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
2. Against general lack of --Mn-z
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3. Against. Where's the funny? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:37, 16 Jun
4. Against. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

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• Some admin need to fix the unsigned votes. --Mn-z
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1. Against Not that witty, too simple, too obvious. But don't write off the colonies for metaphors... User:Fezzul§I live in your eyes 16:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
2. Against general lack of File:Quality.JPG§80px --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
3. Against. Where's the funny? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:37, 16 Jun
4. Against. --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

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• Some admin need to fix the unsigned votes. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png |name=File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png |size=350px |caption=Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. |credit=SunnyChow |nom=Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=5 |for=# nom+4 wait, we have a mascot? --Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

1. For. How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

   Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

3. Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

   That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --Mnb'z 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

   Okay. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

4. VERY FOAR!!!!111 - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --Rbpolsen♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=9 |against=

1. What? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:27, May 17
2. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
3. No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Lolwut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 18
5. Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, same here. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

• Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  Where's the artic, again? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 18

  As in artic roll. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

--Down User 08:16, 23 November 2010 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png|VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png=VFP/Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png §name=File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png §size=350px §caption=Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. §credit={u§SunnyChow} §nom={User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=5 §for=#{For§nom+4} wait, we have a Uncyclopedia:Uncyclo-tan§mascot? --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

1. {for} How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--User:Mtallmen 184§Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

   Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

3. Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

   That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

   Okay. For. {User:Syndrome/sig} 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

4. {keep§VERY FOAR!!!!111} - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --[[User:Rbpolsen§Rbpolsen]]♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=9 §against=

1. What? - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:27, May 17
2. Against. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
3. No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Lolwut? {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:10, May 18
5. Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Cute. Too cute to vote against. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, same here. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

• Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

  It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  Where's the artic, again? {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:10, May 18

  As in artic roll. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

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1. For. Nice work. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:49, 16 May
2. For per above. --Mnb'z 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
3. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

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1. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
2. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17
3. Headband = No fucking way. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=#Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
2. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

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1. For. Nice work. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:49, 16 May
2. For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
3. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=#{Smite§Hell No!} A picture of a cat? C'mon. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 22:07,16May,2009

1. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
2. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:26, May 17
3. Headband = No fucking way. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=#Cute. Too cute to vote against. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
2. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

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1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???-- - StonedJeff  http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/23/Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

3. Very For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

   God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. // Tpoogatan Zheliel

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1. VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. // Tkohaikun Zheliel

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1. For. --Mnb'z 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
2. FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
3. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
4. Likey -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
5. Just For—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
6. For I get it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
7. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
8. For. -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
9. For. -- User:Down-User/sig 15:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

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1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:17, Mar 22
2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
   

#Against per MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Against -RAHB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
2. against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=* Abstain. - Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:39, Mar 18

• Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22

• Abstain. - On the one hand, there is little to no text and the hair was very artfully pasted. On the other hand, it isn't that funny. Rbpolsen♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 02:19, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

   I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar

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1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig} 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???--{User:StonedJeff/sig} 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig}

3. Very For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig} 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig}

   God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --{User:Nachlader/sig} 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

   Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. {User:Zheliel/sigz}

5. {for§VERY FOR!!!} Sonje is great at this. {User:Zheliel/sigz} 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
6. {For} --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
7. {for§FOR} --User:CrabPope§CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
8. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less {User:Tagstit/sig} 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
9. Likey --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
10. {For§Just For}{User:Flutter/sig} 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
11. For I get it. {User:Syndrome/sig} 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
12. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- User:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans§You know what the music means... User talk:YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans§Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
13. {for} -- {User:KneeChee27/sig} 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
14. {for} -- {User:Down-User/sig} 15:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. {User:MrN9000/sig} 03:17, Mar 22
2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
   

#Against per MrN. {User:Syndrome/sig} 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Against -{User:RAHB/sig} 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
2. against User:Djdorama§Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
4. {Against} I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*{Abstain} - Meh. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 15:39, Mar 18

• Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 03:11, Mar 22

• {Abstain} - On the one hand, there is little to no text and the hair was very artfully pasted. On the other hand, it isn't that funny. [[User:Rbpolsen§Rbpolsen]]♦☺ http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 02:19, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --{User:Sonje/sig} 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

   I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --User:CheddarBBQ/Pile Of Shit§Cheddar

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1. Bless.. Holy indeed. —The la Zhel 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
2. I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
3. For Italian Art. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:08,13May,2009
4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=8 |against=#Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Against. concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --Mnb'z 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
3. Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
4. 'Gainst as per Nach. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:56, May 14
5. Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -RAHB 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
6. Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --UU - natter 08:26, May 15
7. per UU. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17

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1. {Bless}. Holy indeed. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
2. I like it. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
3. For Italian Art. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig3} 21:08,13May,2009
4. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=8 §against=#Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". --{User:Nachlader/sig} 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

1. {against} --{User:Sonje/sig} 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
2. {Against} concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
3. Against. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
4. 'Gainst as per Nach. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 02:56, May 14
5. Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
6. Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:26, May 15
7. per UU. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:25, May 17

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Planet!!.jpg |name=Planet!! |size=350px |caption=Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth. |credit=Tedmund |nom=Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC) |scoretext= planets, damn it! |fornumber=35.5 |for=#nom and for. Good image. --Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
2. for its fricken awsome-- Communist.  (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
3. Kinda cute I guess -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:34, 1 May
4. YAY!!--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
5. The Moon's expression does it for me. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
6. For. Oddly endearing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
7. For. A bit of wee came out. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
8. For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
9. It's rather cute --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
10. For. Lol cute. —The la Zhel 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
11. cute Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:48, 9 May '09
12. FRIGGLE. ~ NEZLR 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
13. Oh, what the hey. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:19, May 14
14. Indeed. --T. (talk) 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
15. moon wins--Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
16. For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
17. ' For.'It made me chuckle, it's all good ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
18. For. Yes. Staircase CUN^t 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
19. For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
20. For JESUS CHRIST! MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
21. For It's so cute! 68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
22. For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
23. For! This is absolutely genius!. --Down User 14:55, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=12 |against=#I could've done this with a camera. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Against a bit too MS-Painty --Mnb'z 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Against -RAHB 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
3. omglol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Nope Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
5. Against. Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:38, 6 May

   For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:09, 6 May

   Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   Or planetary facial expressions. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

6. Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --UU - natter 08:40, May 9
7. Nah. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
8. Against. The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - I Live in Your Eyes
9. Against. MSPaint--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
10. Against. Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
11. Zombiebaron --Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

• As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --Mnb'z 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

• Are you saying that this photograph is not historically accurate? Pish-Posh my dear boy. Pish. Posh. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:36, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

• What I don't get is why people keep saying MSPaint. If someone could do this good of a job on MSPaint, I would be amazed. Fucking amazed. This sin't MSPaint. No where near. Staircase CUN^t 17:44, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

  Seriously, it shouldn't matter if it's MS Paint or Photoshop or Illustartor or whatever. The bottom line is, this is one of the funniest pics I've seen here. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 02:30,9June,2009

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg|VFP/Planet!!.jpg=VFP/Planet!!.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Planet!!.jpg §name=Planet!! §size=350px §caption=Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth. §credit=Tedmund §nom=User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= planets, damn it! §fornumber=35.5 §for=#nom and for. Good image. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig2} 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
2. for its fricken awsome-- User:Communist.§Communist. File:Com.jpg§24px (User_talk:Communist.§talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
3. Kinda cute I guess -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:34, 1 May
4. {For§YAY!!}--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig} 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
5. The Moon's expression does it for me. --{User:Dexter111344/sig} 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
6. For. Oddly endearing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
7. {For} A bit of wee came out. --{User:Projectmayhem666/sig}. 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
8. For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --{User:Sonje/sig} 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
9. It's rather cute --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
10. {Keep§For}. Lol cute. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
11. cute {User:Mahm00shA/sig4} 23:48, 9 May '09
12. FRIGGLE. {User:Nezlr/sig} 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
13. Oh, what the hey. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 15:19, May 14
14. Indeed. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
15. moon wins--User:Mtallmen 184§Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
16. For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
17. {for}It made me chuckle, it's all good User:ImNotASunbeam§ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
18. {For} Yes. {User:Staircase/sig} 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
19. For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
20. {Keep§For} JESUS CHRIST! User:MJ94§MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
21. For It's so cute! Special:Contributions/68.151.17.131§68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
22. For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --User:Rooob§Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
23. For! This is absolutely genius!. --User:Down_User§Down User 14:55, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=12 §against=#I could've done this with a camera. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Against a bit too MS-Painty --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Against -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
3. omglol {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Nope {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
5. {Against} Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}15:38, 6 May

   For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:09, 6 May

   Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

   Or planetary facial expressions. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

6. Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:40, May 9
7. Nah. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:25, May 17
8. {Against} The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - User:Fezzul§I Live in Your Eyes
9. {Against} MSPaint--{User:A.Z?123/sig} 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
10. {Against} Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--User:GBA2005§GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
11. Zombiebaron --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

• As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

• Are you saying that this photograph is not historically accurate? Pish-Posh my dear boy. Pish. Posh. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 17:36, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

• What I don't get is why people keep saying MSPaint. If someone could do this good of a job on MSPaint, I would be amazed. Fucking amazed. This sin't MSPaint. No where near. {User:Staircase/sig} 17:44, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

  Seriously, it shouldn't matter if it's MS Paint or Photoshop or Illustartor or whatever. The bottom line is, this is one of the funniest pics I've seen here. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 02:30,9June,2009

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Puber-TeaMany.jpg |name="Puber" Tea |size=350px |caption=Since Cain & Abel, Don Puber's Puber Tea has been a refreshing drink for teens everywhere. From Awkward Raspberry to Wannabe Blackberry there is a flavor for all. |credit=The Woodburninator |nom=Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=people who are teens |fornumber=7 |for=#For VFP is slow, I like this very much. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

1. For. Is there a Burst Cherry flavour? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Puber For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
3. Bless.. Puber tea tastes nice. —The la Zhel 11:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
5. For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
6. For. It's not completely texty. --^Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
7. For Poppin' cherry! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
8. For I like the Poppin' Cherry flavour! 10:45, 22 May 2009 (GMT) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.195.250.5 (talk • contribs) dif
9. For I make Puber Tea from my pants 03:54, 22 May 2009 (GMT) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shitaku (talk • contribs) diff

   I'm not wiki-savvy enough to prove anything but... voting rigging much? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 22:39, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

   Votes UnAllowed. Two votes within twenty minutes of each other, one IP/one user, both making exactly the same (and odd) formatting error. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=9 |against=#Against ...Text-based? Anyone remember when people voted against images for being text-based? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Against Until someone makes the popped Cherry flavour, then for. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Against. Not really a fan. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
3. Against text based, and, there is no curvature to the images on the bottles. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Against As a joke, it's ok, but it's funny text poorly put onto bottles. Make it look like a brand and I may change my vote. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:04, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
5. Against not that good Teh pwnerator 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
6. Against Per Asahatter and Mnbvcxz. -RAHB 23:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
7. Against. Per Asahatter, Mnbvcxz, and me. --UU - natter 08:20, May 15
8. I came out of hiding simply to against this image. Neither funny nor well done. ~

   Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

   20/05/2009 @ 02:56

   Happy I could help bring you back Jocke. :) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

9. Oh, I don't know. I could care less about whether an image is text based or not, but I'm just not feeling it now. It was kind of amusing at first, but eh. And that "bitch"'s face! Yikes! I mean, I know, that's the point, she's a "bitch", but God damn, that's frightening! Sorry, Woody. :- / -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

   An appology? No need. I had done this a while back just for kicks, and it amused me, and VFP was slow, so I just wanted to see what would happen with it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

   OH THANK GOD. Now I can rest at night. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

    :( Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Image changed per Nach and Dj. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:25, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• fantastic. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:12, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• The reflection is flipped wrong.Ellemonopy 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  Using the power of magic, she is fixed. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  There is no curviture on the labels, fix it!-fix it!- fix it-fix it! .... Fix it!--CrabPope 21:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  Abstain until I see some curves, baby! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:55, May 14

1. Don't be afraid to make it bigger so we can read it without clicking. Also, curves, etc. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:23, May 17

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Puber-TeaMany.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Puber-TeaMany.jpg|VFP/Puber-TeaMany.jpg=VFP/Puber-TeaMany.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Puber-TeaMany.jpg §name="Puber" Tea §size=350px §caption=Since Cain & Abel, Don Puber's Puber Tea has been a refreshing drink for teens everywhere. From Awkward Raspberry to Wannabe Blackberry there is a flavor for all. §credit=The Woodburninator §nom={User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC) §scoretext=people who are teens §fornumber=7 §for=#For VFP is slow, I like this very much. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

1. For. Is there a Burst Cherry flavour? --{User:Nachlader/sig} 10:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Puber For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 10:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
3. {Bless}. Puber tea tastes nice. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 11:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
4. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 16:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
5. For. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 16:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
6. For. It's not completely texty. --{User:Sonje/sig} 10:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
7. For Poppin' cherry! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
8. For I like the Poppin' Cherry flavour! 10:45, 22 May 2009 (GMT) {unsigned§195.195.250.5} dif
9. For I make Puber Tea from my pants 03:54, 22 May 2009 (GMT) {unsigned§Shitaku} diff

   I'm not wiki-savvy enough to prove anything but... voting rigging much? {User:JackOfSpades/sig2} 22:39, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

   Votes UnAllowed. Two votes within twenty minutes of each other, one IP/one user, both making exactly the same (and odd) formatting error. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 00:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=9 §against=#Against ...Text-based? Anyone remember when User:Zombiebaron§people voted against images for being text-based? {User:Syndrome/sig} 06:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

1. Against Until someone makes the popped Cherry flavour, then for. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
2. Against. Not really a fan. {User:JackOfSpades/sig2} 23:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
3. Against text based, and, there is no curvature to the images on the bottles. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Against As a joke, it's ok, but it's funny text poorly put onto bottles. Make it look like a brand and I may change my vote. --{User:asahatter/sig} 22:04, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
5. Against not that good User:Teh pwnerator§Teh pwnerator 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
6. Against Per Asahatter and Mnbvcxz. -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
7. Against. Per Asahatter, Mnbvcxz, and me. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:20, May 15
8. I came out of hiding simply to against this image. Neither funny nor well done. {User:Jocke Pirat/Sig§20/05/2009 @ 02:56}

   Happy I could help bring you back Jocke. :) {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

9. Oh, I don't know. I could care less about whether an image is text based or not, but I'm just not feeling it now. It was kind of amusing at first, but eh. And that "bitch"'s face! Yikes! I mean, I know, that's the point, she's a "bitch", but God damn, that's frightening! Sorry, Woody. :- / {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2}

   An appology? No need. I had done this a while back just for kicks, and it amused me, and VFP was slow, so I just wanted to see what would happen with it. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 19:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

   OH THANK GOD. Serious§Now I can rest at night. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2} 19:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

    :( {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Image changed per Nach and Dj. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 17:25, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• fantastic. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 18:12, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• The reflection is flipped wrong.User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  Using the power of magic, she is fixed. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 21:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  There is no curviture on the labels, Futurama§fix it!-fix it!- fix it-fix it! .... Fix it!--User:CrabPope§CrabPope 21:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  Abstain until I see some curves, baby! {User:Necropaxx/sig} 02:55, May 14

1. Don't be afraid to make it bigger so we can read it without clicking. Also, curves, etc. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 07:23, May 17

}}{{Votevfp.include|image= First!!!! lol.png |name=First!!!! on moon |size=350px |caption=First man on the moon, saying the all time Youtube word First!!!! |credit=Insert image credits here |nom=Iwillkillyou333 18:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=first uncyclopedians on the moon |fornumber=2 |for=#First!!!! What am I doing??? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Self Nom --Iwillkillyou333 18:19, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=4 |against=

1. nah. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:06, Mar 2
2. rofl. this is damn near why i love socky anyway. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:18, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
3. Nah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:19, Mar 3
4. against too ms painty. --Mnb'z 17:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

|comments=*Damn this one is hard. Part of me urged to vote For because, lets face it, its a first! On the other hand its just sooo cheeszy. And honestly the picture itself isnt that great looking neither is it especially well drawn. I'll take some time to see what others think. --Kit talk 22:55 2 March |Uncyclopedia:VFP/First!!!! lol.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/First!!!! lol.png|VFP/First!!!! lol.png=VFP/First!!!! lol.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image= First!!!! lol.png §name=First!!!! on moon §size=350px §caption=First man on the moon, saying the all time Youtube word First!!!! §credit=Insert image credits here §nom=User:Iwillkillyou333§Iwillkillyou333 18:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC) §scoretext=first uncyclopedians on the moon §fornumber=2 §for=#First!!!! What am I doing??? -User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user§Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

1. Self Nom --User:Iwillkillyou333§Iwillkillyou333 18:19, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=

1. nah. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:06, Mar 2
2. rofl. this is damn near why i love socky anyway. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 23:18, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
3. Nah. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 17:19, Mar 3
4. against too ms painty. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 17:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

§comments=*Damn this one is hard. Part of me urged to vote For because, lets face it, its a first! On the other hand its just sooo cheeszy. And honestly the picture itself isnt that great looking neither is it especially well drawn. I'll take some time to see what others think. --[[User:Kit paddle§Kit]] User talk:Kit paddle§talk 22:55 2 March }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Abecoin.jpg |name=Image:Abecoin.jpg |size=350px |caption=Old Honest Abe Simpson, the real 16th president of the United States, and John McCain's favorite president. |credit=Sunsneezer |nom=Mnbvcxz 19:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=9 |for=#nom and for it was quasi-featured, but I think it deserves an actual feature. --Mnbvcxz 07:19, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

1. Its okay, not bad.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 05:49, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
2. For. IronLung 06:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
3. hahaha--Gelert 22:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
4. For I like it --Tagstit 03:07, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
5. For I really think that i should give something a for today, and this is it.--AnotherBadName 07:03, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
6. For Great image, but it does need a better caption. Ethereal 02:35, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
7. For Grandpa Simpson. --Kenvalyi 01:04, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
8. For Because I like balance and I like the Simpsons. --kit 18:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=11 |against=

1. Against. Failed to rise a chuckle, though not badly done. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:35, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
2. Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:06, Jan 9
3. Meh. Well done, I don't see what's funny here though. -RAHB 06:28, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. Per RAHB. --UU - natter 09:49, Jan 21
5. I found it somewhat amusing, but it relies on Simpsons humor and text too much for my liking. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:41, Jan 23
6. Eh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:58, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
7. Against Per RAHB and Boomer. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:55, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
8. Against Yea, great chop, but no giggles. Sorry. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:19, Feb 2
9. Awkward image for me. Nicely done, but I don't see anything funny. Relies on the Simpsons too. --Nachlader 10:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
10. Good image, but not really what I would call funny. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
11. Looks Nice, But No --SkyMan25 08:10, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

|comments=

1. 7? Are you even judging the joke? or just how good they can photoshop? -User:??? 03:37, 20 January 2009 (UTC)|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Image:Abecoin.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Image:Abecoin.jpg|VFP/Image:Abecoin.jpg=VFP/Image:Abecoin.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Abecoin.jpg

§name=Image:Abecoin.jpg §size=350px §caption=Old Abe Simpson§Honest Abe Simpson, the real 16th president of the United States, and John McCain's favorite president. §credit={u§Sunsneezer} §nom={User:Mnbvcxz/sig2} 19:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=9 §for=#nom and for it was quasi-featured, but I think it deserves an actual feature. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig2} 07:19, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

1. Its okay, not bad.{User:Flutter/sig} 05:49, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
2. For. User:IronLung§IronLung 06:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
3. {Comment§hahaha}--User:Gelert§Gelert 22:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
4. For I like it --User:Tagstit§Tagstit 03:07, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
5. For I really think that i should give something a for today, and this is it.--User:AnotherBadName§AnotherBadName 07:03, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
6. For Great image, but it does need a better caption. User:Ethereal§Ethereal 02:35, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
7. For Grandpa Simpson. --User:Kenvalyi§Kenvalyi 01:04, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
8. For Because I like balance and I like the Simpsons. --User:Kit paddle§kit 18:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=11 §against=

1. Against. Failed to rise a chuckle, though not badly done. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 01:35, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
2. Meh. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 17:06, Jan 9
3. Meh. Well done, I don't see what's funny here though. -{User:RAHB/sig} 06:28, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. Per RAHB. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 09:49, Jan 21
5. I found it somewhat amusing, but it relies on Simpsons humor and text too much for my liking. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 00:41, Jan 23
6. Eh. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 00:58, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
7. Against Per RAHB and Boomer. {User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/sig} 03:55, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
8. Against Yea, great chop, but no giggles. Sorry. {User:MrN9000/sig} 02:19, Feb 2
9. Awkward image for me. Nicely done, but I don't see anything funny. Relies on the Simpsons too. --User:Nachlader§Nachlader 10:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
10. Good image, but not really what I would call funny. -User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user§Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
11. Looks Nice, But No --User:SkyMan25§SkyMan25 08:10, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

§comments=

1. 7? Are you even judging the joke? or just how good they can photoshop? -{User:???} 03:37, 20 January 2009 (UTC)}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Toaster pounce.jpg

|name=Discovery Channel Special: Toasters |size=250px |caption=The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance. |credit=Necropaxx |nom=• • • Necropaxx (T) {~}15:30, Oct 6 |scoretext=home appliance predators |fornumber=8 |for=# SN&F I think this image is VFP-able, and I need a lesson in humility, so here it is. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:30, Oct 6

1. For. Odd pic. Odd concept. Odd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:34, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
2. Weak for There was a discovery show on Family Guy about fire trucks, so it's already been done...On the other hand, it hasn't been done enough. The world will benefit from your knowledge of toasters. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 03:12, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
3. For. I've attempted to fix the cartoony line thingy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
4. For Hilarious. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 01:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
5. I shall never trust my toaster again. Ever. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
6. For Without the cartoon spring thing, I wouldn't have laughed as hard. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by I2Drunk2Edit (talk • contribs) diff
7. Medium rare For. Not the greatest VFP nom EVAR, but it's OK. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:11, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=#against Well, I'd like to for it, because it is a nice funny and absurd concept. But seriously, the little....cartoony, line thingy, needs some touchup. Fix that and I'm a for all the way. -RAHB 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

1. Against Per RAHB - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 04:24, Oct 11
2. Against, in real life, things don't look photoshopped. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
3. Against, as per Zombiebaron. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Fat people agree that this picture needs more butter. --Shroomulah 14:31, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
5. Eh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

|comments=#Abstain: I like the concept (enough to abstain instead of againsting), but the toast looks awkward to me. Fix the toast. Then renom. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:14, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

• Since when has making something look realistic been a criterion? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}01:01, Oct 15

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Toaster pounce.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Toaster pounce.jpg|VFP/Toaster pounce.jpg=VFP/Toaster pounce.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Toaster pounce.jpg §name=Discovery Channel Special: Toasters §size=250px §caption=The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance. §credit=Necropaxx §nom={User:Necropaxx/sig}15:30, Oct 6 §scoretext=home appliance predators §fornumber=8 §for=#{For§SN&F} I think this image is VFP-able, and I need a lesson in humility, so here it is. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 15:30, Oct 6

1. For. Odd pic. Odd concept. Odd. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 01:34, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
2. Weak for There was a discovery show on Family Guy about fire trucks, so it's already been done...On the other hand, it hasn't been done enough. The world will benefit from your knowledge of toasters. --{User:Seeker/sig} 03:12, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
3. {For} I've attempted to fix the cartoony line thingy. -User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user§Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
4. For Hilarious. --{User:Dexter111344/sig} 01:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
5. I shall never trust my toaster again. Ever. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 07:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
6. For Without the cartoon spring thing, I wouldn't have laughed as hard. {unsigned§I2Drunk2Edit} diff
7. Medium rare For. Not the greatest VFP nom EVAR, but it's OK. -- {User:Codeine/sig} 13:11, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=#against Well, I'd like to for it, because it is a nice funny and absurd concept. But seriously, the little....cartoony, line thingy, needs some touchup. Fix that and I'm a for all the way. -{User:RAHB/sig} 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

1. Against Per RAHB {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 04:24, Oct 11
2. Against, in real life, things don't look photoshopped. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
3. Against, as per Zombiebaron. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Fat people agree that this picture needs more butter. --User:Shroomulah§Shroomulah 14:31, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
5. Eh. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 01:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

§comments=#Abstain: I like the concept (enough to abstain instead of againsting), but the toast looks awkward to me. Fix the toast. Then renom. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 01:14, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

• Since when has making something look realistic been a criterion? {User:Necropaxx/sig}01:01, Oct 15

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UAS

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In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers. Image credit: Shroomulah Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.
Against Votes: 2	Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC) Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

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|name=Rawr.gif |size=100px |caption=PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute. |credit=Insert PIESOUP |nom=PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3 |for= #-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

1. 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
2. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233

|againstnumber=1 |against=#Um What? -RAHB 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC) |comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Rawr.gif=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Rawr.gif|VFP/Rawr.gif=VFP/Rawr.gif|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Rawr.gif §name=Rawr.gif §size=100px §caption=PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute. §credit=Insert PIESOUP §nom=User:PieSoup§PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=3 §for= #{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

1. Special:Contributions/208.87.24.175§208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
2. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, Special:Contributions/75.54.238.233§75.54.238.233

§againstnumber=1 §against=#Um What? -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC) §comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=HouseDVD.jpg |name=Image:HouseDVD.jpg |size=350px |caption=The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. |credit=SuprXero |nom=- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20 |scoretext="doctors" |fornumber=8 |for=

1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20
2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
3. NomFor.House! --Down User 15:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=1 |against=

1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

|comments=#Comment. --Down User 15:13, November 1 2010 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/HouseDVD.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/HouseDVD.jpg|VFP/HouseDVD.jpg=VFP/HouseDVD.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=HouseDVD.jpg §name=Image:HouseDVD.jpg §size=350px §caption=The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. §credit=SuprXero §nom=- {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:13, Sep 20 §scoretext="doctors" §fornumber=8 §for=

1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:13, Sep 20
2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
3. NomFor.House! --Down User 15:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=1 §against=

1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

§comments=#Comment. --Down User 15:13, November 1 2010 (UTC) }}

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Wendys Logo.png

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Image credit: Ranger Bill Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -50
Nomination:	216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 50.0	Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:08, Sep 12 There is not enough green. Add more green. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC) Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12 Nah. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:25, Sep 13 Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC) Against -- User:Down User/sif 11:01, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

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|name=THE SECRET |size=350px |caption=THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED |credit=Insert BIG_DUKE |nom=Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=1 |for=#N+F Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC) |againstnumber=6 |against=

1. Against - Um, no. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008
2. Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. ...what? No. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Photoshop truly is magical!   Le Cejak • <14:31, 14 Sep 2008>
5. Not even close to enough text in this picture. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Sep 14
6. If you need instructions on how to help us, check out the enclosed instruction book. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:28 Sep 15, 2008

|comments=#I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/THE SECRET.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/THE SECRET.jpg|VFP/THE SECRET.jpg=VFP/THE SECRET.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=THE SECRET.jpg §name=THE SECRET §size=350px §caption=THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED §credit=Insert BIG_DUKE §nom=User:Mr.Question MARK§Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=1 §for=#N+F User:Mr.Question MARK§Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC) §againstnumber=6 §against=

1. Against - Um, no. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008
2. Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. ...what? No. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Photoshop truly is magical! {User:Cajek/sig2§14:31, 14 Sep 2008}
5. Not even close to enough text in this picture. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 23:54, Sep 14
6. {against§If you need instructions on Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do§how to help us, check out the enclosed HTBFANJS§instruction book.} {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§00:28 Sep 15, 2008}

§comments=#I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. {User:Syndrome/sig} 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC) }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Carbraille2.jpg |name=Carbraille2.jpg |size=350px |caption=The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. |credit=Gneomi |nom=--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=7 |for=#NF I lol'd. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

1. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Sep 12
2. For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
3. For. I voted for this last time. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:07, Sep 12
4. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
5. Fuck yeah! This again! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
6. For. Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
7. For. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

   I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

   That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

   Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   It would "work" better with a motorcycle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

3. Against. Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 04:30 Sep 15, 2008
4. Against. this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, 75.54.238.233

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• In playing the game "guess why ZB dislikes the image," I'd say that the position of the sign is a problem. There's no way that the driver will reach far enough to read all of that Braille without getting out of the car. I have yet to decide whether I care about this issue. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
• Abs This image is probably only funny to blind people. What? MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:26, Sep 16

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Carbraille2.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Carbraille2.jpg|VFP/Carbraille2.jpg=VFP/Carbraille2.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Carbraille2.jpg §name=Carbraille2.jpg §size=350px §caption=The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. §credit=Gneomi §nom={User:Syndrome/sig} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=7 §for=#NF I lol'd. {User:Syndrome/sig} 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

1. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 00:57, Sep 12
2. For --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
3. For. I voted for this last time. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:07, Sep 12
4. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --{User:Seeker/sig} 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
5. Fuck yeah! This again! --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
6. {For} Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. User:Joe9320§King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
7. {For} {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

   I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. {User:Syndrome/sig} 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

   That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

   Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

   It would "work" better with a motorcycle. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

3. {Against} Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§04:30 Sep 15, 2008}
4. {Against} this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--User:VitalOD§VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, Special:Contributions/75.54.238.233§75.54.238.233

§comments=

• In playing the game "guess why ZB dislikes the image," I'd say that the position of the sign is a problem. There's no way that the driver will reach far enough to read all of that Braille without getting out of the car. I have yet to decide whether I care about this issue. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 13:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
• Abs This image is probably only funny to blind people. What? {User:MrN9000/sig} 18:26, Sep 16

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Lars.jpg |name=Lars Ulrich's High School Photo |size=350px |caption=Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro. |credit=LinkTGF |nom=Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC) |scoretext=wicked fro(s) |fornumber=4 |for=#For. This is still the funniest picture on the whole website. I love it so much, I recently added it to my user page and sig. UnIdiot provided the first sentence of the caption. I try to give credit where it is due. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

1. For. Admittedly, the image could probably be cleaned up a bit, but it's too great to vote anything but for. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 03:38, Sep 1
2. For. The fro bugs me a little bit, but it's funny enough to make up for it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
3. For. I don't get it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:25, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=2 |against=

1. It's like my high school grad photo, except poorly photoshopped, and with skin so blindingly white that it hurts my eyes to look at it. Against. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
2. Against It's just a dude with a fro. Nothing special. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

   You do know which band Lar Ulrich is in, right? - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 04:35, Sep 2

|comments=

• I googled him and found he's in Metallica. Why the afro? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  Irony I guess? It's pretty poor chopping and doesn't make me laugh though D: --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  It's funny because it's ironic, inimical of our place in society... dumbasses!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DJ!   Le Cejak • <11:50, 02 Sep 2008>

  I'M JUST SHOUTING FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  I'M JUST SHOUTING IN ITALICS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! WHY ARE YOU SO STOHPID??!?!?!?!??!?   Le Cejak • <12:18, 02 Sep 2008>

  HEY, I RAISED YOU! THE ONLY THING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS CRAPPY INNUENDO. SHOUTING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS WHO SHOUT! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  WE TRULY ARE CAPTAINS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, WE WHO SHOUT IN ITALICS!!!!   Le Cejak • <12:58, 02 Sep 2008>

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/Lars.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Lars.jpg|VFP/Lars.jpg=VFP/Lars.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Lars.jpg §name=Lars Ulrich's High School Photo §size=350px §caption=Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro. §credit=LinkTGF §nom=User:Roman Dog Bird§Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC) §scoretext=wicked fro(s) §fornumber=4 §for=#For. This is still the funniest picture on the whole website. I love it so much, I recently added it to my user page and sig. UnIdiot provided the first sentence of the caption. I try to give credit where it is due. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

1. For. Admittedly, the image could probably be cleaned up a bit, but it's too great to vote anything but for. {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 03:38, Sep 1
2. For. The fro bugs me a little bit, but it's funny enough to make up for it. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 03:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
3. For. I don't get it. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 09:25, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

1. It's like my high school grad photo, except poorly photoshopped, and with skin so blindingly white that it hurts my eyes to look at it. Against. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 09:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
2. Against It's just a dude with a fro. Nothing special. {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

   You do know which band Lar Ulrich is in, right? {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 04:35, Sep 2

§comments=

• I googled him and found he's in Metallica. Why the afro? {User:15Mickey20/sig} 11:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  Irony I guess? It's pretty poor chopping and doesn't make me laugh though D: --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 11:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  It's funny because it's ironic, inimical of our place in society... dumbasses!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DJ! {User:Cajek/sig2§11:50, 02 Sep 2008}

  I'M JUST SHOUTING FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  I'M JUST SHOUTING IN ITALICS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! WHY ARE YOU SO STOHPID??!?!?!?!??!? {User:Cajek/sig2§12:18, 02 Sep 2008}

  HEY, I RAISED YOU! THE ONLY THING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS CRAPPY INNUENDO. SHOUTING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS WHO SHOUT! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

  WE TRULY ARE CAPTAINS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, WE WHO SHOUT IN ITALICS!!!! {User:Cajek/sig2§12:58, 02 Sep 2008}

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=PenisBaron.png |name=Penis Baron |size=223px |caption=The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered... |credit=RAHB |nom=http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= Phallic Pilots |fornumber=12 |for=

1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. I was hexed --Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
3. A Standing Ovation --Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Four balls     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008  
5. OH MY GOD --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Forskin. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Strong erection. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:32, Aug 13
8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
9. For - I'm speechless. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
10. For - Oh man... http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 19, 15:15
11. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
12. Epic Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=16 |against=

1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Hnng. --UU - natter 08:49, Aug 14
5. Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Against Per Modus. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Against Not funny at all Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
9. Yuck! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:44, Aug 20
10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
11. Against. as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
12. Against. This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:00, Aug 27
13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
14. Injokes don't go on the front page. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
15. NSFW Oh too Ugly Is RAHB. --DU - Talk
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• From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War ⅝. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Who is biggles? Robertodole 00:18, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    • Biggles. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:41, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
• I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

  Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

1. Too Stink Baller --DU - Talk
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1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --{User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. I was hexed --User:Brik§Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
3. A Standing Ovation --User:Nickwalnut§Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Four balls {User:EugeneKay/Zig§10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008}
5. OH MY GOD --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Forskin. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Strong erection. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 16:32, Aug 13
8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--User:Rooob§Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
9. For - I'm speechless. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
10. For - Oh man... {User:Bonner/Sig} Aug 19, 15:15
11. for. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
12. Epic Penis {User:THEDUDEMAN/siglite} 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=16 §against=

1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --User:Zyrac§Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Hnng. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:49, Aug 14
5. Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Against Per Modus. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Against Not funny at all User:Ethereal§Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
9. Yuck! {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:44, Aug 20
10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
11. {Against} as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
12. {Against} This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. {User:MrN9000/sig} 01:00, Aug 27
13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
14. Injokes don't go on the front page. {User:Spang/Sig} 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
15. {Ask§NSFW} Oh too Ugly Is RAHB. --{User:Down User/sig} 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

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• From memory there isn't much in the way of back-story, simply a phallic version of the beloved Biggles. As for the "aspects", that's actually a skin disease the poor fool caught in Africa during World War ⅝. --{User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 09:38, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Who is biggles? User:Robertodole§Robertodole 00:18, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
    • Biggles. Obviously. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 00:41, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
• I'm conflicted. The picture makes me crack up, but it's just a bad picture. All pixel-ly and whatnot, so I voted against. Is that wrong? {User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig} 03:09, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

  Yes. You are a bad person. If you like the idea but not the execution, a more correct vote would be along the lines of "Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote". {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 03:10, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

1. {Weak Abstain§Too Stink} Baller --{User:Down User/sig} 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Jews the revenge.jpg |name=Jews: The Revenge |size=350px |caption=Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie... |credit=RadicalX |nom=AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=10 |for=

1. N&F - Probably the only good Jew-related thing we have. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
2. For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
3. for. was going to vote against until i realized what that disturbance was around the mouth...it's a beard! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
4. 4 Definitely the best Jew-related thing we have. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
5. For yep, laughed. (Sir Rooob) --91.107.184.173 12:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For Love it! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 12:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Jew for Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
8. For I laughed. I vote... MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:19, Aug 12
9. For. I'm still too scared to watch this movie. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:50, Aug 20
10. For I couldn't resist laughing! I'm sorry! I'll burn in hell (but had a good laugh at least) Lord Snoeckx 23:24, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

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1. Weak Against. Originally I was going to vote for this with the comment, "I don't care that the beard and the hat don't look like they're underwater, or that the beard is overly blurry, or that there is a strange part of the sharks lip (over there on the right side) that doesn't have beard on it," But then I realized that I do care. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Of all the quality RadX images you could choose from this is one of the weakest. Which says a lot. I'm with ZB on this one. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
3. Per Mhaille -RAHB 21:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
4. For - I agree with RAHB that Mhaille makes a good point in his assent of Zombiebaron's opinion. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 05:21, Aug. 12, 2008
5. Against, per the last person to agree with someone else. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:25, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Against. The idea, I like. The execution, less so. --UU - natter 08:54, Aug 13
7. Against Oh, geez. I made this in 2 minutes as a quick joke..I thought it had been long forgotten! It's terrible!!! R (Holla!) 20:41, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Strong Against as per RadicalX's vote and ZB's comments. Robertodole 00:03, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
9. Against this is a very old joke.--VitalOD 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

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• Strong Abst Fix the beard and it will be a for --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. N&F - Probably the only good Jew-related thing we have. --{User:AAA!/sig} 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
2. For. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 21:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
3. for. was going to vote against until i realized what that disturbance was around the mouth...it's a beard! {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 23:00, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
4. 4 Definitely the best Jew-related thing we have. {User:Syndrome/sig} 05:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
5. For yep, laughed. (Sir Rooob) --Special:Contributions/91.107.184.173§91.107.184.173 12:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For Love it! --{User:4096.256.16.1/signature} 12:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Jew for {User:THEDUDEMAN/siglite} 16:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
8. For I laughed. I vote... {User:MrN9000/sig} 02:19, Aug 12
9. For. I'm still too scared to watch this movie. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:50, Aug 20
10. For I couldn't resist laughing! I'm sorry! I'll burn in hell (but had a good laugh at least) User:Lord Snoeckx§Lord Snoeckx 23:24, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=8 §against=

1. Weak Against. Originally I was going to vote for this with the comment, "I don't care that the beard and the hat don't look like they're underwater, or that the beard is overly blurry, or that there is a strange part of the sharks lip (over there on the right side) that doesn't have beard on it," But then I realized that I do care. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Of all the quality RadX images you could choose from this is one of the weakest. Which says a lot. I'm with ZB on this one. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
3. Per Mhaille -{User:RAHB/sig} 21:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
4. For - I agree with RAHB that Mhaille makes a good point in his assent of Zombiebaron's opinion. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 05:21, Aug. 12, 2008
5. Against, per the last person to agree with someone else. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 06:25, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Against. The idea, I like. The execution, less so. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:54, Aug 13
7. Against Oh, geez. I made this in 2 minutes as a quick joke..I thought it had been long forgotten! It's terrible!!! {User:RadicalX/sig} 20:41, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
8. {Against§Strong Against} as per RadicalX's vote and ZB's comments. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 00:03, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
9. Against this is a very old joke.--User:VitalOD§VitalOD 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

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• Strong Abst Fix the beard and it will be a for --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 14:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=Cycloglasses.jpg |name=Cycloglasses.jpg |size=350px |caption=If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades. |credit=Insert image credits here |nom=Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext=sticks in your skull |fornumber=1 |for=#SNORFELD -- Two per week? U-Turn is ancient! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC) |againstnumber=5 |against=

1. Against 1) Good idea, poor execution. 2) Needs a better caption. - Really, if the edges were smoother and there was more time put into this, it would probably have a good shot at feature. You just need to clean it up a bit. -RAHB 17:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against; perhaps you should take advantage of the Reefer Desk in the future Gert5, because this isn't the first time you've had a fairly good idea that has been sabotaged by its execution. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Even if the picture was quality, it wouldn't be funny anyway. ~ Readmesoon
4. Against per againsts #1 and #2, not so much #3. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. as per all of the above Robertodole 23:57, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. Against 1) Good idea, poor execution. 2) Needs a better caption. - Really, if the edges were smoother and there was more time put into this, it would probably have a good shot at feature. You just need to clean it up a bit. -{User:RAHB/sig} 17:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against; perhaps you should take advantage of Uncyclopedia:Reefer Desk§the Reefer Desk in the future Gert5, because this isn't the first time you've had a fairly good idea that has been sabotaged by its execution. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Even if the picture was quality, it wouldn't be funny anyway. {User:Readmesoon/sig3}
4. Against per againsts #1 and #2, not so much #3. {User:Syndrome/sig} 01:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
5. {Against} as per all of the above User:Robertodole§Robertodole 23:57, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=Nascar Turtle.JPG |name=Nascar Turtle |size=350px |caption=And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place! |credit=Readmesoon |nom=~ Readmesoon22:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= years until the finish |fornumber=1 |for=#A favorite image of mine. I'll just pull a Gert5 here. Go ahead and rip me apart. ~ Readmesoon |againstnumber=4 |against=#Make it look more like the number is on the turtle, and not just suspended in the air in front of him. Turn the angles a bit, fiddle with opacity and some distorting of the number, stuff like that. -RAHB 23:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

1. As per RAHB. Use some distortion tweaks on the text, and you might want to use a clipping plane to shadow it as relevant to the turtle's shell. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
2. The turtle should be more on fire. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:00, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. nice effort, but as per everyone before me, also, the turtle should be crashing into a wall/another turtle. Robertodole 23:54, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. As per RAHB. Use some distortion tweaks on the text, and you might want to use a clipping plane to shadow it as relevant to the turtle's shell. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 01:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
2. The turtle should be more on fire. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:00, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
3. {Against} nice effort, but as per everyone before me, also, the turtle should be crashing into a wall/another turtle. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 23:54, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

§comments= }}{{Votevfp.include|image=CrowleyVibe4.jpg |name=Crowley Emergency Room.jpg |size=350px |caption= The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic. |credit=Vitaloverdose |nom=Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext=Dildo-headed occultists |fornumber=4.5 |for=

1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Aug 2
2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -RAHB 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=6 |against=

1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Meh, again. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
5. OK, this can leave VFP now. ~ Readmesoon
6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:21, Aug 31

|comments=Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -RAHB 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

• I actually like this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -RAHB 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
• abstain, as i don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 20:59, Aug 2
2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -{User:RAHB/sig} 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--User:Vitaloverdose§Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--Special:Contributions/84.45.226.149§84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=6 §against=

1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Meh, again. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
5. {Against§OK}, this can leave VFP now. {User:Readmesoon/sig3}
6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. {User:MrN9000/sig} 01:21, Aug 31

§comments=Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

• I actually like Image:CrowleyVibe3.jpg§this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -{User:RAHB/sig} 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
• abstain, as i don't get it. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=LincolnVStalin.jpg |name=Insert image title here, without link |size=200px |caption=It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe. |credit=Under user |nom=UU - natter 13:16, Aug 12 |scoretext=anachronistic grapples |fornumber=15 |for=

1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --UU - natter 13:16, Aug 12
2. I laughed - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:42, Aug 13
3. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 13
4. For. Made me giggle. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
5. weak for. really well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For. I enjoyed it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
7. For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
8. For the motherland!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:47, Aug 20
9. For Moh Deadpan! MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:30, Sep 13
10. Double 6+ Boih, --Down User 08:18, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=

1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -RAHB 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

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• @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --UU - natter 13:36, Aug 25

I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 15:48, Aug 25

• Abstain - Mickey has it all wrong. It needs to be more random by having Millard Fillmore and Chairman Mao. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 11:26, Sep. 10, 2008

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1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 13:16, Aug 12
2. I laughed {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 02:42, Aug 13
3. 4 - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 16:30, Aug 13
4. For. Made me giggle. -- {User:Codeine/sig} 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
5. weak for. really well done. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For. I enjoyed it. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
7. For. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
8. For the motherland!! {User:Necropaxx/sig} 21:47, Aug 20
9. For Moh Deadpan! {User:MrN9000/sig} 15:30, Sep 13
10. Double 6+ Boih, --User:Down User§Down User 08:18, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=

1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -{User:RAHB/sig} 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. {User:Syndrome/sig} 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

§comments=

• @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 13:36, Aug 25

I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 15:48, Aug 25

• Abstain - Mickey has it all wrong. It needs to be more random by having Millard Fillmore and Chairman Mao. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 11:26, Sep. 10, 2008

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1. I always knew Sting was a deity - ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
2. He watches every step you take.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
3. For Spectacularly done. -RAHB 17:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Every little thing he does is magic... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
5. For. - He's the savior of the Russian children — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For Very nice. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
7. For lol. nicely done. --VitalOD 00:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
8. For Cheers people. Sting bless you all. --Mister Otter 19:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
9. Fuck Yes! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=4 |against=#Against It's well done and everything; I just don't find it funny. --Algorithm 05:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

1. Against Hard to tell what exactly I was looking at --Nytrospawn 16:46, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. Contrary to popular belief, Sting's face is not instantly recognizable to... well... just about anybody. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Who the what? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:55, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

|comments=

• Image is cool, caption made me go wtf. If it gets a better caption, I'll gladly vote for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Aug 24
• Taken from David Lynch's version of Dune. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:52, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

  TLB's comment was for an earlier, less awesome caption, Mordillo. As for my vote, abstain. If anything, the caption is too awesome. It distracts from whateveritis that the picture is. I'm not sure. I'm too distracted by the awesome caption. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:49, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

  I echo what MO said, except that it's the same caption, and I just know nothing about Dune. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 31

  No one can be told what Dune is. You have to experience it for yourself. Welcome to the desert of the real. Purpose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:37, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

  You've never seen Dune, have you? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

  Obviously I have. The best part was when Baron Harkonnen put Chani in the Statue of Liberty and stole her powers before trying to turn everybody near Ellis island into mutants. And Paul Atreides was all "Waah!" and metal claws came out of his hands and he was all slash slash bam! It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:06, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

   :) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:13, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. I always knew Sting was a deity - {User:Mordillo/sig3} 13:26, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
2. He watches every step you take.... -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
3. For Spectacularly done. -{User:RAHB/sig} 17:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Every little thing he does is magic... -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 02:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
5. {For} - He's the savior of the Russian children {user:sycamore/sig2} 13:43, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For Very nice. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 03:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
7. For lol. nicely done. --User:VitalOD§VitalOD 00:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
8. For Cheers people. Sting bless you all. --User:Mister Otter§Mister Otter 19:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
9. Fuck Yes! --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 17:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=4 §against=#Against It's well done and everything; I just don't find it funny. --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

1. Against Hard to tell what exactly I was looking at --Nytrospawn 16:46, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. Contrary to popular belief, Sting's face is not instantly recognizable to... well... just about anybody. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 17:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Who the what? --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 09:55, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

§comments=

• Image is cool, caption made me go wtf. If it gets a better caption, I'll gladly vote for. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 05:27, Aug 24
• Taken from David Lynch's version of Dune. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 16:52, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

  TLB's comment was for an earlier, less awesome caption, Mordillo. As for my vote, abstain. If anything, the caption is too awesome. It distracts from whateveritis that the picture is. I'm not sure. I'm too distracted by the awesome caption. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 16:49, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

  I echo what MO said, except that it's the same caption, and I just know nothing about Dune. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 16:05, Aug 31

  No one can be told what Dune is. You have to experience it for yourself. Welcome to the desert of the real. Purpose. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 18:37, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

  You've never seen Dune, have you? {user:sycamore/sig2} 18:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

  Obviously I have. The best part was when Baron Harkonnen put Chani in the Statue of Liberty and stole her powers before trying to turn everybody near Ellis island into mutants. And Paul Atreides was all "Waah!" and metal claws came out of his hands and he was all slash slash bam! It was awesome. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 19:06, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

   :) {user:sycamore/sig2} 19:13, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

}}{{Votevfp.include|image=U-turnkey.jpg |name='U-Turn' Key |size=275px |caption=As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key. |credit=Gert5 |nom=Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |scoretext=super-extremely funny images |fornumber=7 |for=#You guessed right --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

1. For Well, you've finally done it Gert. Despite how simplistic the image is, despite the text-base, despite how it only took you three seconds to make it, you have produced something that made me laugh. And being that it made me laugh, I feel it is my duty to vote for it. May it be stricken down with honor. -RAHB 18:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
2. lol text -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Weak for, because I wish the caption was better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Aug 6
4. For -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 05:16, Aug. 12, 2008
5. Per RAHB. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:21 Aug 12, 2008
6. for. got a smile out of me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=8 |against=

1. Against What would such a key... do? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:39, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. Oh, hello there Gert. I see you've made more text based stuff. That's great. Really. But what I find really...strange about this image is the fact that the arrow-bit looks more out of place than the text. I also don't like the fact that this image didn't make me laugh. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. The carriage return is not a U-turn. If it was, after you hit it you'd drop one line down and start typing from right to left. That, as you can clearly see, is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
4. I'm not feeling the lols. A couple lulz, but not lols. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I like the idea of a U-Turn key. But this just isn't a well done chop. Sorry dude. --UU - natter 08:56, Aug 13
6. Sorry It just doesn't do anything for me... --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:34, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Against. as per ZB, though not nearly as mean as he was. Robertodole 05:30, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Against as per the above againsts. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:17, Aug 28

|comments= Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 6 Aug

The backspace doesn't form a U though. Maybe if it was "One Way." -RAHB 22:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Point is, backspace has no alternative name, so there is no point renaming it. Oh, and HOLY FUCK!! 4 FORS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FOUR FORS AND JUST ONE AGAINST!!! AAAAAAAAA! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 07:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

|Uncyclopedia:VFP/U-turnkey.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/U-turnkey.jpg|VFP/U-turnkey.jpg=VFP/U-turnkey.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=U-turnkey.jpg §name='U-Turn' Key §size=275px §caption=As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on keyboard§the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key. §credit=Gert5 §nom={User:Gert5/sig} 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC) §scoretext=super-extremely funny images §fornumber=7 §for=#You guessed right --{User:Gert5/sig} 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

1. For Well, you've finally done it Gert. Despite how simplistic the image is, despite the text-base, despite how it only took you three seconds to make it, you have produced something that made me laugh. And being that it made me laugh, I feel it is my duty to vote for it. May it be stricken down with honor. -{User:RAHB/sig} 18:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
2. lol text {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Weak for, because I wish the caption was better. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 20:15, Aug 6
4. For {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 05:16, Aug. 12, 2008
5. {For§Per RAHB.} {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§06:21 Aug 12, 2008}
6. for. got a smile out of me. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 20:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=8 §against=

1. Against What would such a key... do? {User:Syndrome/sig} 05:39, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. Oh, hello there Gert. I see you've made more text based stuff. That's great. Really. But what I find really...strange about this image is the fact that the arrow-bit looks more out of place than the text. I also don't like the fact that this image didn't make me laugh. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Against. The carriage return is not a U-turn. If it was, after you hit it you'd drop one line down and start typing from right to left. That, as you can clearly see, is crazy. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 11:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
4. I'm not feeling the lols. A couple lulz, but not lols. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 06:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. I like the idea of a U-Turn key. But this just isn't a well done chop. Sorry dude. --{User:Under_user/sig3} 08:56, Aug 13
6. Sorry It just doesn't do anything for me... --{User:4096.256.16.1/Family} 09:34, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
7. {Against} as per ZB, though not nearly as mean as he was. User:Robertodole§Robertodole 05:30, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Against as per the above againsts. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 02:17, Aug 28

§comments= Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}20:25, 6 Aug

The backspace doesn't form a U though. Maybe if it was "One Way." -{User:RAHB/sig} 22:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Point is, backspace has no alternative name, so there is no point renaming it. Oh, and HOLY FUCK!! 4 FORS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FOUR FORS AND JUST ONE AGAINST!!! AAAAAAAAA! --{User:Gert5/sig} 07:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

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1. For. MSPaint FTW! Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
2. It's king hippo! ~

   Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

   7/05/2008 @ 00:18
3. I lol'd. Srsly. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
4. Now I know why Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
5. I love it. I could actually use this in an article I'm writing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:32 May 7
6. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:27, May 9

|againstnumber=4 |against=

1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:58, May 7
3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -RAHB 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

|comments= This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so :)

Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. ~ NEZLR 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/icebergeating.jpg=Uncyclopedia:VFP/icebergeating.jpg|VFP/icebergeating.jpg=VFP/icebergeating.jpg|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=icebergeating.jpg §name=Iceberg >>> Ship §size=450px §caption= A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a ship§cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer. §credit= user:nezlr§Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr §nom={User:Nezlr/sig} 04:56, 6 May 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=7 §for= # Self Nom and for ~ User:Nezlr§Nezlr

1. {For} MSPaint FTW! User:Robertodole§Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
2. It's king hippo! {User:Jocke Pirat/Sig§7/05/2008 @ 00:18}
3. I lol'd. Srsly. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
4. Now I know why Ship§Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
5. I love it. I could actually use this in User:SysRq/White Star Line§an article I'm writing. {User:SysRq/sig§[email protected] 23:32 May 7}
6. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - {User:TheLedBalloon/mobsig} 02:27, May 9

§againstnumber=4 §against=

1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#Icebergs_.3E_ships§Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 00:58, May 7
3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. {User:Cs1987/sig} 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -{User:RAHB/sig} 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

§comments= This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image User:orian57§someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so colon§:)

Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. {User:Nezlr/sig} 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST) }}{{Votevfp.include|image=1.jpg |name=Insert image title here, without link |size=350px |caption=Insert image caption here |credit=Insert image credits here |nom=76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=3 |for=

1. That is quite simply the greatest picture ever, the red symbolizing the anger of the poster at their inability to link an image properly... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:10, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
   For. Per above XD --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:44, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
2. For 76.232.237.156 is perhaps the greatest artist of our generation. Note the subtle texture of the brushstrokes. The subdued color. The raw, unfiltered emotional content. Clearly the work of a genius, the kind of genius for which we should simply appreciate the fact that we happen to be alive at the same time as. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:58, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
3. Zombiebaron -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
   ZOMG its teh sex!! Robertodole 18:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=#Against. I fixed it, and after having done so discovered to my dismay that it's much too cool to be featured. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

1. Against. I liked the pic of the guy singing better. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

   Comment. Yes, but that one was too awesome to even exist! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

2. Now that it exists, it sucks :( Robertodole 21:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
3. I miss the singing guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Apr 20
4. Against. Now that the picture we were voting on got fucked up, I am now strongly against it. I like it the way it was before. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 23:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

|comments=

• I say we hang it in the Louvre, offset to the Mona Lisa... or offset to the dumpster out back. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

What happens if this actually wins?!-RPBnimrod |Uncyclopedia:VFP/1=Uncyclopedia:VFP/1|VFP/1=VFP/1|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=1.jpg §name=Insert image title here, without link §size=350px §caption=Insert image caption here §credit=Insert image credits here §nom=User:76.232.237.156§76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=3 §for=

1. That is quite simply the greatest picture ever, the red symbolizing the anger of the poster at their inability to link an image properly... --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 06:10, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
   {For} Per above XD --{User:Sawblade5/sig} 06:44, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
2. For 76.232.237.156 is perhaps the greatest artist of our generation. Note the subtle texture of the brushstrokes. The subdued color. The raw, unfiltered emotional content. Clearly the work of a genius, the kind of genius for which we should simply appreciate the fact that we happen to be alive at the same time as. {User:Squiggle/sig} 06:58, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
3. Zombiebaron --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 17:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
   {For§ZOMG} its teh sex!! User:Robertodole§Robertodole 18:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=#Against. I fixed it, and after having done so discovered to my dismay that it's much too cool to be featured. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

1. {Against} I liked the pic of the guy singing better. --{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig} 21:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

   Comment. Yes, but that one was too awesome to even exist! {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

2. {Against§Now that it exists, it sucks} :( User:Robertodole§Robertodole 21:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
3. I miss the singing guy. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:58, Apr 20
4. {Against} Now that the picture we were voting on got fucked up, I am now strongly against it. I like it the way it was before. --{User:Sawblade5/sig} 23:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

§comments=

• I say we hang it in the Louvre, offset to the Mona Lisa... or offset to the dumpster out back. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

What happens if this actually wins?!-User:RPBnimrod§RPBnimrod }}

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Barry Bonds

Featured picture candidate (feature) (remove)
Once the steroids had shrunk Mr. Bonds' equipment and the lawsuit had ruined his career, he tried to sneak out of the limelight using a number of disguises, including this "ditzy blonde chick" get-up. Surprisingly, this disguise seemed to be his favorite, and later, he decided to get a sex change. Image credit: Martinjester Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	N+F I'm bad at writing captions, but I thik its a funny pic. Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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|name=Nazi Windmill |size=350px |caption=After the Netherlands surrendered to Germany in the spring of 1940, Nazi engineers moved quickly to bring Dutch landmarks in-line with their ideology.|credit=Modusoperandi |nom= Premier Tom Mayfair |scoretext= |fornumber=10 |for=

1. Fascist Premier Tom Mayfair
2. For, I like it--Sycamore (Talk) 13:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
3. For unless it makes me a Nazi...--Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
4. For God bless that Nazi remake of Camberwick Green. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 21:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
5. Weak for. If it's gonna be a standalone pic, it needs a better caption. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whittle some wooden shoes. The caption is better now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
6. DOUBLE For!!! -RAHB 08:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
7. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
8. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:14, Apr 19
9. For Hey, Modus made that for me! Modus and Brad in '08! -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:27, 24 Apr
10. F♥r. I like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:12 Apr 28

|againstnumber=9 |against=

1. Against, the textybits don't really make it funny. They just distract from the fact that "Hey, look, a swastika." -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. Windmills are boring, like history, and otters Robertodole 23:45, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
3. um blank stare - It's a swastika, so? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
4. Weak against You see those little words on that windmill on the right? They need to be nazi-related puns. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
5. Against. Adding "Nazi" to some everyday object does not make it funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 12:31 Apr 19, 2008
6. As per above -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
7. As per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 20/04 21:27
8. Nay. A bit too hard to read, and over technical! Like the idea of a Nazi Windmill, Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Windmill! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by HealthHazard (talk • contribs) diff

|comments=*DJ Irreverent: It's also a windmill. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

NO WAI!!!111!1!1 Its a swastika on a windmill. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:24, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

No shit? Oh yeeeeah, I see it now. Fuck me, I'm doubling my for after hearing that. -RAHB 23:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

1. Template:Not that funny Quite Honestly, i don't really think its that funny. And i am not trying to cheat. Come on, others agree its not that great. The nazi captions would make it better. Nazi jokes are cliche. ~ NEZLR 04:59, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

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1. {For§Fascist} {User:Tom mayfair/sig§04/14 02:33}
2. For, I like it--{user:sycamore/sig} 13:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
3. For unless it makes me a Nazi...--{User:Seeker/sig} 14:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
4. For God bless that Nazi remake of Camberwick Green. {User:FreeMorpheme/sig} 21:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
5. Weak for. If it's gonna be a standalone pic, it needs a better caption. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whittle some wooden shoes. The caption is better now. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
6. DOUBLE For!!! -{User:RAHB/sig} 08:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
7. {For} {User:Syndrome/sig} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
8. 4 - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 15:14, Apr 19
9. For Hey, Modus made that for me! Modus and Brad in '08! -{User:Optimuschris/sig}22:27, 24 Apr
10. F♥r. I like it. {User:SysRq/sig§[email protected] 15:12 Apr 28}

§againstnumber=9 §against=

1. Against, the textybits don't really make it funny. They just distract from the fact that "Hey, look, a swastika." -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 20:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
2. {Against} Windmills are boring, like history, and otters User:Robertodole§Robertodole 23:45, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
3. um blank stare - It's a swastika, so? --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
4. Weak against You see those little words on that windmill on the right? They need to be nazi-related puns. {User:Squiggle/sig} 00:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
5. {Against} Adding "Nazi" to some everyday object does not make it funny. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§12:31 Apr 19, 2008}
6. As per above --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 21:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
7. As per above the above. {User:Heerenveen/sig3} 20/04 21:27
8. Nay. A bit too hard to read, and over technical! Like the idea of a Nazi Windmill, Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Windmill! {unsigned§HealthHazard} diff

§comments=*DJ Irreverent: It's also a windmill. {User:Syndrome/sig} 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

NO WAI!!!111!1!1 Its a swastika on a windmill. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:24, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

No shit? Oh yeeeeah, I see it now. Fuck me, I'm doubling my for after hearing that. -{User:RAHB/sig} 23:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

1. {Not that funny} Quite Honestly, i don't really think its that funny. And i am not trying to cheat. Come on, others agree its not that great. The nazi captions would make it better. Nazi jokes are cliche. {User:Nezlr/sig} 04:59, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

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1. Doesn't say "featured image" to me as loudly as it says "Red Bull advert." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:12, Apr 20
2. Against. It doesn't look like a can at first glance, at second glance, it looks like his hand is crushing it, and it's not really funny. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

|comments= |Uncyclopedia:VFP/Super redbull.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Super redbull.png|VFP/Super redbull.png=VFP/Super redbull.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=Super redbull.png §name=Superman's Secret To Flying §size=350px §caption=Superman's secret flying technique §credit=User:RPBnimrod§RPBnimrod §nom=User:RPBnimrod§RPBnimrod §scoretext= dude high on crack §fornumber=1 §for=#SN User:RPBnimrod§RPBnimrod §againstnumber=3 §against=#{Against} I can barely read the words "Red Bull", and plus, this might as well be a pun, not a feature worthy concept User:Robertodole§Robertodole 18:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

1. Doesn't say "featured image" to me as loudly as it says "Red Bull advert." - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:12, Apr 20
2. {Against} It doesn't look like a can at first glance, at second glance, it looks like his hand is crushing it, and it's not really funny. --{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig} 21:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

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Nomination:	71.240.49.188 22:00, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 0	Tompkins - Yeah, I'm confused. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • U