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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

Score:+11 tricked out flying bicycles
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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

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Featuredrc (t) 04:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment, this is a "for", apparently. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment this is an "abstain". Isn't english fun? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
  • баярлуулах євєрмєц энэ дїрслэл --General Insineratehymn 03:03, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment. You want to put your what in my where? How rude! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Right, but that means somebody has to look through the history to find the diff that verifies that it actually is a For, like Modus did above. I count the votes each time I feature something - I don't just go by the score in the image template, because people don't always remember to change it. —rc (t) 04:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
/me leaves room in a huff. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:38, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

How Admins see Uncyclopedia

Score:+11 Subliminal Messages
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How Admins see Uncyclopedia

""After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

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Featuredrc (t) 04:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Breastfeeding

Score:+10 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC
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Young Faced Boobs

Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I guess not, but seems good for french kissing. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • No!' Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • O__________O. Nicely done image, but if this goes on the front page I'm afraid we may lose everyone over the age of 30 and under 15. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
It's not profanity, it's obscenity. RadicalX (Holla!) 13:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Score:+8.5 Sauerkraut Garni
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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Score:+12 MCs bustin' rhymes
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Benjamin Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man.

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Featuredrc (t) 04:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


Grue vs. Grue

Score:+19 vs. -7
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Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

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Featuredrc (t) 02:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment Does anyone get the feeling that this pictures not original? Ive seen those dolls before, I wonder if this image is completely original --130.245.242.122 19:07, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Lol.--User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 21:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Aww. But kittens taste better when zapped by God. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 23:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Best Grue related thing ever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'm tired of grues too. But this one is great.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can see the tagline now: Who is more likely to be eaten by a Grue? --Blah Blah Blah 15:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR AVP grues!!! yay!!! Jedibob5 16:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Um... is it just me, or have grues become the new "you have two cows"? It's just as popular and certainly just as unfunny. The Humbled Master 18:33, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • On the one hand, it's grues... but on the other hand, it is a very nice potatochop. So For. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 17:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR I'd prefer cookies over buttsecks any day. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 17:43, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Stupid memes are stupid memes. —rc (t) 02:25, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues may be everywhere but that doesn't stop this from being a good image. -- Pigeon 14:02, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's funny, live with it. This makes 18 votes "for" so let's just FRIGGIN FEATURE IT ALREADY! --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~16:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - The Llama Llover!!! 16:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues are hardly a cliche, there are only two featured articles on grues, and one image. Compare that to the number of iPod related features we have, and it doesn't even scratch the surface. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Follow Me?

Score:+9 misguided sheep
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Follow Me?

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

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Featuredrc (t) 04:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

If you will go and read my vote summary, you will notice the word "sameness". "sameness" is my comment on the fact that the two words are diffrent shades, which ruins the image for me. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
May I upload a corrected version? --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Ask Rei. It's his image, kinda. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Maybe I'm just a sick bastard that is going to Hell, but I think it'd be funnier if he "followers" weren't listening to him at all, rather than him misleading them.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 19:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Or if they listened to some of what he apparently said, while ignoring the rest, to advance their own agenda...which is probably tough to do in a one-panel pic. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Mine was easier.  ;p--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)


Long Neck Killer

Score:+6.5 giraffes running you the fuck down
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Long Neck Killer

This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

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Featuredrc (t) 06:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

It can't be a vote, he's already voted "Ganst", so I assume that it is a comment. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Also comment. Am I the only person who hates it when peoples Usernames aren't in their sigs? Or when they have more than one sig, none of which contain their usernames? Am I alone here? Why are my feet so cold? Where did I leave my car keys? <emoticon of /me going a little crazy> --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For...this is the most disgusting African thing I've seen since Idi Amin chompin' on his son's heart--Shandon 18:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Kafka's Metamorphosis

Score:+9 pointless novels
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Kafka's Metamorphosis

Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind

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Featuredrc (t) 08:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

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  • For I meant to vote for this ages ago but er, yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - A lot of people (including myself) won't get this. Ninja star 05:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Franz Kafka! --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because its funny as hell and I hated the story! --Parinoid 10:11, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For this. Tough choice though. This seems to be more work and have more of a point than the time travel war pic. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Kafkaesque... you know how to use the word. :) --THINKER 23:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Gary Larson style funny. :) --Math Poet 01:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Score:+8.5 invaders
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Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't apologize to me! I just made it. Katie nommed it, apologize to her. There are about 500 other images I've made that'll never be featured, so Against away, my friend! =) RadicalX (Holla!) 15:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Ave Caesar! Ikabus approvus! Ikabu 03:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --167.206.57.78 17:35, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Did I vote for this yet? No? Well, in that case, For!--T.K.F. 22:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

Score:+21 huffed kittens
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Falstrops Kitten Huffing

Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh, in that case, just forget about it. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:15, 11 April 2007 (UTC)


1up Soda

Score:+15 up
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1up Soda

Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

*Against revenge vote http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment. I think that's a good idea. Mario's image helps with the concept, but hurts the image quality.

<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 22:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

If it was me, and if I thought mario was needed, I'd make him the same colour as the can.. because let's face it. Maximum profit right? (more colours takes longer and is more expensive to mass produce) —Braydie 22:19, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
That's a good indication otherwise that i pulled the quote from my memory and not a search engine. I knew what it meant; spelling is a bit less imporant.
Hmmm... still not using the word correctly. So, yes, spelling is less important than the fact that you still don't seem to know what nepotism actually is. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:05, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru's Paintjob

Score:+9 scaffolds
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Uluru Paintjob

Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.

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Featuredrc (t) 07:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Rock Gods

Score:+14.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock
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Rock Gods

Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


La Trahison des Images

Score:Ceci n'est pas +12.5 votes
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La Trahison des Images

This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Unclear vote. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. No, and why are people writing "leci"? Ceci, perhaps? You's french is more badder than mine english. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
And in one fell swoop, I make people wonder what the deuce you're talking about...=P RadicalX (Holla!) 12:55, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Yes, you did. You mad beautiful bastard. Editing history like that. I'd be outraged if I wasn't so...whatever it is that I am right now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Changing to Abstain. Yes, I'm an uncultured boor. This with Wilde and a potato might work better. Or not. One of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Unclear vote, I'm not going to research other languages in order to run VFP. —rc (t) 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
FU DIE -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:52, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Death threats! And for. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 15:57, 25 March 2007 (UTC)


Death of Porchesia

Score:+10 "non-existent" countries
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The Porchesian Holocaust

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

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Featured I used the vote counts from last night because I didn't have time to change the feature then. (Actually I think I was two days behind, but let's not split hairs...) —rc (t) 09:26, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Score:+14 Fellatio-related accidents
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Sexual Predator

"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment: Thanks for your vote, the hand actually looks like that on the original image, something to do with the lighting. I know that cazador means hunter (I also know that THAT was the original name that they were going to use before they settled on Predator) but if you look on, for example, the Wikipedia article on the film you'll see that that is the translation that they used. So there! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Really?. Still a silly reason to vote against.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC)


Not Pink Elephants

Score:+12 Pink Elephants
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Not Pink Elephants

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:13, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Seeing pink elephants is a traditional sign of intoxication.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Sockpuppet of CartoonDiablo -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

UnUsual Suspects

Score:+12 Jars of Honey
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100AcreSuspects.jpg

"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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FeaturedBraydie 00:34, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Pseudo Iconography

Score:+9 red string bangles sold
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Pseudo Iconography

Unlike many of today's New Age religions Artificial Pseudoscientology maintains a strong focus on iconography as seen is this 14th Century piece entitled "Madonna and Child".

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FeaturedBraydie 01:03, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment - check out the accompanying article. 'Tis a reference to celebrity cults like Church of Kaballah and Scientology, with two notable practioners. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you for explaining it to me, but that doesn't change my vote --GAMESPOT=666 03:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment:That would be, like, awful. BTW you're missing the Child/Britney angle that is also referenced in the accompanying article. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment - Yeah...might have been topical. But if you look carefully the baby is actually Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Took me longer than I'll admit to catch it, but that's partly because of how well done it is. --Anyone 19:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yet another bizarre case of something being too well-done not doing well at VFP. A suggestion, and you can take it or leave it, is to make the fact that it's Spears a little more obvious via the caption. It's a key element to the joke, and is hard to catch from the picture itself. Excellent work, however.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 23:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For My last, single, inspiring edit before leaving to ski is to vote for Mhaille's image. Mhaille, wherever you are, if you don't mention this single inspiring vote in part of your whoring, then I will do absolutely nothing (I'm not here right now, anyway. Sh.) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This is a really nice icon picture! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Jedibob5 03:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Againt. It's well done, but making Madonna into a.... well... a madonna, it's not very witty.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --AAA! (AAAA) 02:54, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, but the child should be black. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment: You know I did think of that at first, but in the context of the accompanying article it had to be Britney Spears. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment and, eventually, a vote that Mhaille won't like but he'll get revenge by letting the air out of my tires. Or tyres. Maybe both.. That's it! It's a 'chop that works in context with its article. Standalone, it's not grabbing me. *Against.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Angry God

Score:+10 Holes In The Ocean
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Angry God

God is pissed.

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FeaturedBraydie 00:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The Road Not Taken

Score:+11 dead ends
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The Road Not Taken

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

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FeaturedBraydie 01:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

  • SNF - Take this road instead. It's gneomI 00:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Make the arrow in the center bigger (like a regular road sign) and consider this a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Considerate Done sir! A bit too big? It's gneomI 03:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Uhh, I meant pointing the other way (to the right). --AAA! (AAAA) 03:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
LOL, ZB and Rad want it to the left while AAA wants it to the right. What should I do now??? It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait, now I get it... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
No need to scream, Sir. Also, thankfully we use caption on Uncyclopedia, and every featured picture has a caption. It's gneomI 03:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
First off, the caption is not why it is featured. Also, that doesn't explain a thing... --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Could use some darkening though. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
I've darkened (is that a word?) that. Hopefully it's enough. - Cheers -- It's gneomI 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
'tis good now dear lad. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I know you've worked hard on this one. You have my vote, sir. R 04:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For literary references (even if it is Frost, blech. The Pulitzer prize is totally a popularity contest).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

For. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Piglet's Mugshot

Score:+13 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial
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Piglet's Mugshot

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

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Featuredrc (t) 07:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to Piglet's house
Conditional comment. I tried. I really did. But, if anything, it made it too funny. I can't be responsible for that. I'm just one man!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Done. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Hm, now I'm thinking the numbers could be arranged in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing way. And it could use some plaid. Somewhere. —rc (t) 06:17, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 12:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:35, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Blah Blah Blah 07:10, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For. The picture is alright, but it's the caption that makes it good. Don't quit your day job Modus. (your day job being writing) --Anyone 19:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Thank you for the picture of me! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:11, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Doesn't look like piglet at all.Isn't he supposed to be pink? Jedibob5 03:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Um... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AH! For! Had I not voted? I thought I voted, like, third. Right after AAA!. Oh well. Anyway, I have fond memories of Pooh Bear from my own childhood... which, unlike most of your own childhoods, was two weeks ago. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked

Score:+17 Popups blocked
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Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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Featuredrc (t) 07:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Self nom and For It's an actual screenshot, but it is original. I made the Javascript code to produce the popup, and then took a screenshot of it. Blah Blah Blah 14:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, despite making me giggle a little. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, despite making Squiggle giggle a little. (Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle. Say it with me).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
For ...got a security update from Microsoft. New feature: random crashes. Hurrah! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. What good is a popup blocker that pops up to tell you when it blocks a popup? That's why it's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Jarhead

Score:Drop Maggot and give me +15
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Jarhead

A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

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Featuredrc (t) 07:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

For-The Jar fits nicely where it should be, and it looks great. Love the pun.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 16:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

*weak against --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5f/30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 08:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)


Chill The Fuck Out

Score:+15 screaming creams
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Chill the Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Fox News: Middle-earth edition

Score:+13 fortresses besieged
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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

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Featuredrc (t) 06:12, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Hahahahaha. Damn you! Nah by the way I bet with Jimbo Wales. How come I bet with you if you're the main subject of the betting. Hehe - It's gneomI 23:52, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. True, flag with the white tree would be a lot of funnier.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 19:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
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Jihad My Ride

Score:+12 A Splosions
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Jihad My Ride

Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb".

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Featuredrc (t) 07:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedios

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Uncyclopedios

"The cereal where you eat the box!"

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Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

mehHarmony

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For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men

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Featuredrc (t) 03:55, 8 January 2007 (UTC)