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This page is a voting page, which means that since this mirror site is an archive, it is not active here. Please visit the main site at en.uncyclopedia.co to see if the page you wanted to delete has already been deleted, or the page you wanted to feature has been featured already, and if not, place your vote there, not here. Thank you.

Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion[edit]


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Typically a +5 vote is needed to delete an article
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

The Untouchable DJ Drastic[edit]

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2205 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (0)

No delete votes.


September 11 attacks[edit]

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 47616 hours
Keep (1)
  1. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. This article may not be too funny but it does not at any means warrant deletion. Sorry Abacab, Kip, and BB; this article isn't deletion worthy. User:Sir Peasewhizz/sig5 05:30 6.21.16
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a weird and unfunny piece of shit. It feels like it was written by Alex Jones, there is no humor, just an overly-detailed conspiracy.--Abacab (talk) 21:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)
  2. "fapfapfapfap" --The sounds the various anonymous IPs made as they wrote this article. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) May 28, '16 4:46am
  3. Template:Critic -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:15, May. 28, 2016

Nine Eleven[edit]

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 47616 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shite.--Abacab (talk) 22:00, 15 May 2016 (UTC)
  2. So wacky! ~BusterCherry (speak) May 28, '16 4:47am
  3. Template:Critic -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:16, May. 28, 2016

Barry Manilow[edit]

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 47520 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. "Nicknamed 'Da Wrong Nigga 2 Fuck Wit' for reasons unexplained" comes to mind frequently and always makes me laugh, easily one of the 3 funniest things this site has ever produced. i'll be god damned if you sons of guns delete this. i've never read the rest of this article and i'm not about to do so now --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:25, 24 October 2016 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like this article didn't make it.--Abacab (talk) 22:37, 19 May 2016 (UTC)
  2. This article made a boom-boom. ~BusterCherry (speak) May 28, '16 4:33am
  3. Template:Critic -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:20, May. 28, 2016
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A massive pile of random. Export to Illogicopedia or Wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:59, 24 October 2016 (UTC)

Baraq Hussein Osama[edit]

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 47492 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't really funny or clever, it's just "DUDE REPUBLICANS ARE RACIST LMAO FOX NEWS SUCKS"-type humour. If the George Dubya Bush article was deleted, this one should be as well.--Abacab (talk) 02:48, 21 May 2016 (UTC)
  2. What that guy said. ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) May 28, '16 4:31am
  3. Template:Critic -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:21, May. 28, 2016


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 47044 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This sucks ass.--Abacab (talk) 18:27, 8 June 2016 (UTC)

Anita Sarkeesian[edit]

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 44081 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ED's article on her is subtle and measured by comparison. Not really cheesy for the Sarkeesy but this page is just shit. You can do better. User:Wageslav/sig 05:46, 10 October 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't really fit in and not even slightly funny User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bleh. Doesn't get past "she's a whore". -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:33, 19 October 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Syndrome (talk) 22:52, 19 October 2016 (UTC)
  5. Delete. don't even need to look at it --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:26, 24 October 2016 (UTC)

Independent Republic of Broccotropolis[edit]

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 43746 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Combine an obscure high school, a wacky war, and broccoli, and you have this article. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:56, 24 October 2016 (UTC)


Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 42045 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Burned in Forest Fire Week-- (talk) 00:58, 03 January 2017 (UTC)

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