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VFD-padlock.png Afrikaans

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's talking about a language but there are categories like food, music, clothing. I don't know if It's talking about a language or a country but none of it doesn't fit there. Also too many red links. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 13:43, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You can see there have been many cooks in this soup, some wanting to teach more than amuse, which also applies to the material on the language itself. The article does not seem to have a named owner who could work on the red-links and shepherd this page toward a humor concept. Spıke ¬ 01:02 17-Nov-10
  3. What? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:45 (UTC)
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  • Wait a minute. Why is the time set at 12'clock November 18? User:Wilytank/sig 20:05, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
    I guess because one of the service's new users, despite his cool hand with the Photo Shoop, can't follow instructions and instead copypasted this entry from one of the existing ones. Hope he didn't simply want to give his nomination an extra 48 hours in the green zone. I've reset the {{Votervfd}} time to the time of his Delete comment. Spıke ¬ 00:59 17-Nov-10
    • Don't worry Mr.SPIKE. I won't bother you again. This is the last time I nominate something for deletion if I suck so much. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 11:40, November 17, 2010 I just needed some advice
  • Kept. User:Mordillo/sig3 09:22, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Krist Novoselic

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  1. Keep. Nice topic, a few amusing parts. A good starting point for a re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:14, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. hey man fuck you --Roman Dog Bird 17:55, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He's the least famous member of 90's rock sensation Nirvana. By Uncyclopedia logic "least famous" = least known = unknown = nothing known about him = might as well make up some random factoids and stuff. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:24, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Concept fails. Even if he existed, declaring at the outset that he didn't breaks the encyclopedia canon and makes the reader uninterested. Doesn't matter, because the only ones who get this far are Nirvana fans. And they get listcruft bandcruft. Spıke ¬ 02:36 16-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --User:Romartus/sig 07:30, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A central idea of inexistance, which, of course, isn't even a word, is already rather lacking. And there isn't much beyond that. And I have no idea what any of it is, anyway. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:36 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Dildo of Doom

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Combo delete from dildictionary. It's a ramblin' wizard story about a dildo/lightsaber. Also:Penis. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agh! Comma splices! Although if it was decent, I'd be willing to overlook that. But it ain't enough so to overcome the comma splices... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 02:02 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Dildo -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:25, Nov. 18, 2010
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  • Author is creating an Alternate Dildo Reality, with potentially infinite articles written from the dildo's unenlightened point of view. Though this one is essentially listcruft, if the two shorter ones are huffed, I don't have a burning need to see this one go, and the title is cute. Spıke ¬ 02:32 16-Nov-10
  • Kept. User:Mordillo/sig3 09:17, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Mahafreed

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg The worst combination Short and stupid. --User:Magic man/sig 16:48, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.(per Sycamore) You say short and stupid, I say stupid and short. Tomato tomaato. Aleister 16:55 17 11
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Three-sentence article,[citation needed] presumably on a journalist from India who is not in Wikipedia, is a vehicle for exactly one joke: Overuse of the "citation needed" template. Spıke ¬ 17:09 17-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I did like She loves animals but doesn't mind eating birds. but that's not enough to save it. --User:Romartus/sig 21:52, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:21, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Very recent, and the IP is still doing work. Maybe more of a {{Fix}} case.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:11, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good catch. I didn't even bother with the history. You're a better user than I am, Gunga Din. Aleister 17:17 17 11
  • See? Mahafreed hasn't got the vfd template neither but no one says anything to Magic Man. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 17:21, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • I know you are but what am I? Aleister 17:22 17 11 (template needed, but this page looks like it just needs a construction tag)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.Umm...what am I? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 17:25, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

  • What? Aleister 17:28 17 11
  • Wait...you were talking to me, right? User:Mimo&maxus/sig 17:34, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Er... Well, it has now been here over a week. Is that enough? Not sure a fix tag is right, anyhow, as those don't get checked in the maintenance, do they? Meh, I'm confused. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:41 (UTC)
    • A Fix tag is checked after thirty days. I tend to want to give a new contributer as much time as possible, we've all been noobs once:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:02, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png suddenly, 'coons

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Feature! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:15, 18 November 2010
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  1. Symbol against vote.svg delete crapball that steals nonexistient humor--User:Poiz/sig2 14:09, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Maybe we don't want to have this nomination, no VFD template or good reason. "Crapball" is a bit like saying why don't you fuck off back to Downs School. Not really a great reason, but pertinent nonetheless.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:15, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • We're not going to have the same article on VFH and VFD. If it fails VFH you can nominate it again, otherwise let it run its course for now. User:Mordillo/sig3 14:55, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dildictionary

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Step 1: Dildo - Step 2: combine as many words as you can think of that start in "Do" with the word dildo. - Step 3: Teh Komedy!!!!! This is one of those things that got old in four or five sentences. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:48, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I blame Nightmare on Sesame Street.--User:Romartus/sig 22:01, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow... that's a lot of stupid, pointless dildoness. Also, it's not even done. Eh? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:59 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Dildo - This is better fit for Illogicopedia. They do have a banana in the logo, after all. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:19, Nov. 18, 2010
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Space Dildo

Score: 4
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  1. Keep - Worked for me.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:18, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More dildocruft, a randomish stub followed by a long and disorganized list. Written by User:Aditya Kabir who's had a hand in all of today's dildo related articles.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:29, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Dildocruft. The stubbiest, so to speak, of this crop of dildo-themed articles. Spıke ¬ 02:29 16-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sex for Idiots (page7). --User:Romartus/sig 07:33, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meh, not even funny. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:54 (UTC)
  5. Launch dildo01.jpg -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:38, Nov. 18, 2010
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The Wonderful World of Dildo

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Biggest laugh I had this day. --Handy Smurf 11:42, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you took a dildo and beat someone with it until they incurred a brain injury, then forced them to write an Uncyclopedia article they would eventually write something like this in between concussion induced blackouts. Can't stick to a theme or format. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:22, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Free-association on the topic of Dildo. Spıke ¬ 02:28 16-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Though the photo from the pottery class was surprising. What were they actually making there? --User:Romartus/sig 07:36, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like how the Count put it. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101118 - 01:57 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Dildo - I'm saving it in userspace. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:28, Nov. 18, 2010
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Winkleberry Bobs

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Dutch Mink Farmer with Laser Beam Eyes. The Extra Crispy Photojuice is very mouldy and has a slice of DVDmilk secreted inside its middle nostril which is covered in cabbagefaces. It lives on the complete opposite side of the universe from Norway because it is allergic to it. It eats slices of cheese nailed to pieces of toast. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:00, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, it does. And on and on. Spıke ¬ 12:25 16-Nov-10
  3. User:Wilytank/Ugh User:Wilytank/sig 19:58, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Without rhyme or reason, it just goes randumbolling along.--User:Romartus/sig 21:59, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Der Kaiser

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg What the Fuck is this brainless bullshit? --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:30, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Gibberish. Someone smoking their underpants..arggggh!--User:Romartus/sig 07:27, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "However, it was a very rainy day, so several million warriors died on both sides." If only some of author's exclamation points had perished. But this page is not Wacky War but Madcap Malady. Der Kaiser, you see, is a disease that turns people--gay! Get the picture? No theme. Spıke ¬ 12:24 16-Nov-10
  4. User:Wilytank/Ugh User:Wilytank/sig 19:49, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Manu Chao

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stubby, bandcruft random implosion of stupid. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:29, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Count, you must be a fan of, what is it, Polaquia? to see that this is bandcruft despite the intense randomness of the intro. The sections are listcruft, plus trite transformation of song titles into one-liners based on puns, plus trite repetition humor. Spıke ¬ 02:38 16-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Gospel according to St.Bollocks. --User:Romartus/sig 07:29, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh If Beevis and Butthead could write articles, this is what it might look like. Heh heh. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:51, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Wiliam Frawley

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not sure but I think the joke here is that his name is misspelled. User:Syndrome/sig 05:20, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Frawley is the personification of frumpy and deserves an article. But the panoramic alternate history in this one neither relates to reality nor gets funny. Dittoes Syndrome: Misspelling the name enables the line, toward the end, that this article is not about William but someone similar. It also keeps anyone from finding the article--surely the reason it's survived this long. Spıke ¬ 09:18 14-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lame Unfunny. --User:Romartus/sig 07:45, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obligatory meh vote. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101115 - 14:49 (UTC)
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Iostream.h

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  1. User:Wilytank/Ugh What is this? User:Wilytank/sig 19:10, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Agh! The nonsense! My brain... trying to read... pain? Urrrg. It's a C thing. Programming... crap... with poisonous tree frogs... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 05:17 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that dives straight into a subject of which, I haven't a clue what the writer was attempting to say. End result as a mess anyway.--User:Romartus/sig 07:51, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:08, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Undecided. Page is about something real (a common "header file" used when writing programs in C), it's a well-formed Uncyclopedia article, and it's trying real hard to be funny, in a geeky way. My discomfort is the same as on encountering a page totally written in a foreign language: that the humor will be lost on a general audience. But many of our pages, whether on gaming or on politicians, share this trait. Spıke ¬ 19:58 13-Nov-10
    • Userfy? That sounds like possible grounds for userfication. (The original creator was an IP, though, so whom do we userfy this to?) User:Pentium5dot1/sig 20:09, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

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  1. More Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim-related nonsense. Delete immediately. --Roman Dog Bird 23:20, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Well, the way it presents isn't really a problem, as I assume that's how the thing itself presents... if it actually went somewhere, it could even be quite good, perhaps. Problem is, it doesn't; the entire thing's just a list of characters. And that ain't an article. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List bore.--User:Romartus/sig 23:05, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I'm sitting out further attempts to eradicate the Invader Zim stuff, as I don't know the source. I tend to think the authors are celebrating their own little world rather than writing stuff that's amusing to a larger audience--that is, it's gamercruft. Spıke ¬ 01:32 12-Nov-10

VFD-padlock.png G4 (television)

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  1. Weak keep. It's a disaster of an article, but I think there's quite a bit of babby in that bathwater. I'd prefer to hard-rewrite tag it; as bad as the article is, I think this is a better starting point than an empty page. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:24, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:31, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Aleister 1:19 9 11
  4. RedCheckMark.png Barely salvageable. If it wasn't for my occasional watching of the shows on G4, I probably wouldn't be voting. Seriously trim the list down by a lot, and it should be at least an article that should survive VFD. --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 02:51, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. +rewrite tag i hope help comes soon,--User:Poiz/sig 14:40, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 11:00, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Aggh! Do I need to give a reason? Nah. This is just one of the many, should I say, "Hitler-related" articles on Uncyclopedia. Must be deleted. --User:TheCharcoalInpachi 17:38, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not quite competent grumblebitching that never addresses the many mockable problems of the channel eventually segways into 99% unfunny list of an estimated 450-plus items. This article has its roots in 2005 and has been hampered by new additions being minor improvements to the inferior 2005 foundation. Disintegrate it and start anew. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:11, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg "Damn, am I going to get banned for saying penis?" Thorougly bad writing throughout, though UN:HTBFANJS bears contributory negligence for giving them the idea that repetition might be humor. Spıke ¬ 21:20 8-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was going to give a proper reason, but then I saw the giant list and ran away screaming. Good day. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101110 - 02:04 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A good example of 'er..I've run out anything funny to add here...I know what..A DIRTY LONG LIST! Hahaha..'. I hope those who want to save this don't just put it away on a shelf again. --User:Romartus/sig 19:51, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What Romartus said. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 15:49, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Delete This article is upsetting. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:12, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
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SCC

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Trying to get rid of the backlog on Category:Rewrite. Doesn't look worth saving. User:Syndrome/sig 05:02, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Meh, unfunny, confuddling psuedoscience... yarg. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 05:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub that combines slapstick and nerdcruft. Spıke ¬ 09:21 14-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfinished,unloved and unwanted. --User:Romartus/sig 07:47, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Brainiac

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unloved stub. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 04:25 (UTC)
  2. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. User:Syndrome/sig 05:01, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The product of one edit by Anon last March. Gets off one good joke. Spıke ¬ 09:24 14-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User:Wilytank/sig 14:03, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Brainiac could do with a decent article some day but this isn't worth saving. --User:Romartus/sig 07:48, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Wizard Rock

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nope User:Syndrome/sig 05:39, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Er... what? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 06:23 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A confusing mix of Harry Potter, JFK in Berlin, and of course, Satan. Spıke ¬ 09:07 14-Nov-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. What? User:Wilytank/sig 13:59, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like the work of someone who has partaken certain substances in the hope it would make him funny.No. --User:Romartus/sig 07:38, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Harmonica

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Did you know that <name> once <verb>ed a <noun> with a harmonica? User:Syndrome/sig 05:35, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now that's just stupid. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 06:25 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Intro ("After it's blazing success, the harmonica became cataloged as a WMD") puts reader on notice that there is no comedy concept. {{ICU}} in Apr-07 didn't work. Spıke ¬ 09:12 14-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Academy of Stupid submits another essay. --User:Romartus/sig 07:42, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Here's the background. In 1998 The band Barenaked Ladies had a minor hit with One Week, a catchy pop rock tune with some pretty odd lyrics and imagery. 9 years later someone decides to attempt to rearrange the lyrics into a cohesive story. If you're not familiar with the song it looks like a ramblin' story. If you know the song it might produce a feeble "heh..." of bemused recognition at the very most. I chalk this up to another case of "Yeah, I see what you did there." --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:50, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "Like a chorus of a strange, wacky and slightly annoying song." I appreciate the background, as I don't study BNL lyrics, except unfortunately, If I Had a Million Dollars. As we had occasion to notice last week, to the extent this is humor, it is someone else's humor--including specific rhymes, in some cases. Spıke ¬ 13:02 11-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Huh? Oooh, a song? Bah, reordering somat ain't sufficient. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:06 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--User:Romartus/sig 23:07, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Corn

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A playful little article. A light copy-edit will solve some of the Count's complaints. Spıke ¬ 00:25 10-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It takes time to come here, look at the pages, and write these things. Why can't we stick to VFD'ing the hundreds or thousands of pages which are obviously huffable, no redeming value, totally worthless. I could probably click on 20 random pages and find two or three of those. VFD'ing is a very worthy aspect of Uncy, and it takes time for everyone to do what they do. Appreciated (except for Butt Poop!!!, bring back Butt Poop!!!!! !)Aleister 1:31 10 11
    Calm down; you were looking at the post-light-copy-edit version. What the Count nominated was plenty crappy. Spıke ¬ 01:34 10-Nov-10
    I've drunken three stiff drinks and calmed down (taken out ten tabs of vicadin for good measure). No, I didn't know that it had been edited, and it looks good now. A heads up would help when a page has undergone a good edit. Thanks for pointing out the difference. Aleister 1:54 10 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nah. Good enough now. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101110 - 01:47 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It keeps threatening to become funny with a potential good concept but it immediately retreats to the randumb well for more wibble by the end of each paragraph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:20, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Phoenix Islands

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Won me over with the line about maintaining a healthy relationship with the canary islands. Does need more, but entirely savable. Aleister 22:16 9 11
    The thing is a subject usually needs a "hook" to hang some jokes on. The Phoenix Islands have two defining features 1) almost nobody lives there 2) they're full of rare coral and fish. Maybe the name is special but this is like one of the dozens of small, unexceptional towns which get deletable articles written about them all the time. The problem stands: what do you save? What do you write about? --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:28, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
    I put in a few minutes on the page. Hopefully enough to help it along. Aleister 20:09 10 11
    Added quite a bit more to the article. Has a little bit of a theme now. Aleister 2:48 11 11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The Q-and-A format is unencyclopedic, but Aleister has put meat on the bones of this legendary bird. For extra credit, how about a South Pacific template with which anyone will ever return here? Spıke ¬ 14:45 11-Nov-10
  3. Eh, keep it. It's better. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 01:49 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have no idea what they're going for, and neither did the writer. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:28, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't seem to go anywhere... certainly not following any logical order. I say give it a direction or... move it to Illogicopedia. I'd do that, but I'll probably forget by the time my ban runs out. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101110 - 01:55 (UTC)
    'Kay. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101111 - 15:07 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Barely a few seconds of reading, with little to no redeeming concept whasoever. It basically "repeats" itself; Almost as if I wasn't going to know that was the problem. T.C.I 16:55, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Stubby but attractive article about some real (Arizona Island isn't) but virtually uninhabited islands, from the author of World Cup 4013BC. He alighted here two weeks ago for the first time since last January, and saved the World Cup article from VFD, but did not work on this. Needs more jokes. Spıke ¬ 05:54 9-Nov-10
    The Count states the key problem in his response to Keep vote #1: If you had a concept to liven this article up, why wouldn't you instead apply it to a page about a place that was at all notable? Spıke ¬ 02:11 10-Nov-10
  • Kept. User:Mordillo/sig3 09:48, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Southern California

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My reaction is similar to Chocorb's nomination of Palm Springs: It reads like a rant, but it doesn't rise to the level of deletion. It has a very long list of localities, with the bill-of-particulars against each one, but if each place had a page of its own, we might well find each one non-notable. Spıke ¬ 01:42 13-Nov-10; formerly tagged Delete
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs work, but when else will something like this page represent a section of a state? Not a bad page, and many people will look up their town to see what has been said about it, lots of little bits of data in there. Aleister 1:12 14 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's ugly but it serves its purpose. User:Syndrome/sig 05:26, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. listcruft and pointless. --Chocorb 01:32, November 13, 2010 (UTC)\
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The horror. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:18 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Palm Springs

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Doesn't rise to the level of deletion. If the tone were more playful, it wouldn't seem like such a rant. And we really don't need a listing of the city's TV channels; whatever is wrong with them is not specific to Palm Springs. Spıke ¬ 10:45 12-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I dont'see the reason to delete it. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig 17:20, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Isn't this the sort of thing rewrite and cleanup tags are for? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:17 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. --Chocorb 04:17, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Jhonen Vasquez

Score: 4
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  1. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool! --Roman Dog Bird 23:20, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What have you done, zim? User:Wilytank/sig 15:46, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He deserves better. Nothing is better. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:15 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author missed the point of Uncyclopedia by a long shot. User:Syndrome/sig 05:29, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Dr. Nefarious

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. User:Wilytank/sig 01:14, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I actually watched a couple minutes of the YouTube thing, and now want to yell at Wilytank, but will go along with his keep idea instead. Aleister 1:28 12 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Eh, seems to read like an article, has order, yadda yadda, good enough. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:11 (UTC)
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  1. Frinko. --Roman Dog Bird 23:20, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
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You all suck, I hope you get raped in the ass by a rabid Jew-Biscuit

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg This is inherently funny. Because it shows the extent to which the author lacks a life and how he was probably abused by his parents. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:32, 14 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I'm wacky. User:Syndrome/sig 05:21, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Straight up vandalism. JebusCryst 02:00, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. This could be on QVFD. But ok! --User:Magic man/sig 02:47, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • It is on QVFD, which is precisely where this kind of thing is supposed to go, not here. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 04:26 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Lul

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Um... What? --User:Magic man/sig 22:43, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It goes without saying that all 12-year-olds on the Internet are "the worst person in the world." Still, every bit of humor in this stub comes from somewhere else. Spıke ¬ 23:10 13-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Feh. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101114 - 05:14 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. User:Syndrome/sig 05:23, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User:Wilytank/sig 13:57, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • No one fixed the tag before me. Timer reset as punishment. User:Wilytank/sig 13:54, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • No, that actually invalidates the vote. Please don't make up the rules as you go. User:Mordillo/sig3 16:26, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Unquotable:Zim (Invader Zim)

Score: 4
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  1. Zim. --Roman Dog Bird 23:20, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg You can say that again! --User:Magic man/sig 01:20, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:21, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I see no reason for this to exist. For that matter, what the crap is Unquotable even for? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101113 - 02:14 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Prepare Instant Jihad

Score: -1
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  1. Keep. Made me smile.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:51, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Sycamore. Aleister 14:29 9 11
  3. Keep Per Chains. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:35, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Perfect! The only thing missing is a redirect from Recipe For Disaster. Apparently there's an article there which might be more appropriate for VFD. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:08, 10 November 2010
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dingus McBadwriter saw these words being used on CNN and decided it would be funny to arrange them into a list, then into a recipe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:07, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Dingus McBadwriter, also known as User:Mordillo? Deleting admins' pages is always problematic, especially since they can ignore the decision and ban us all, but if I were 'Dillo, I doubt I'd want this attached to my name. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:38, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
    On the other hand, going through the history, I almost want to keep it just to spite this Dmitriy Tarasov character. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:40, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Eh? User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101110 - 02:05 (UTC)
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sorry, wrong one. User:Wilytank/sig 23:24, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Category:Ancient Command

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Um... right. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:21, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. looks like a deleted game relic. --Mn-z 12:55, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Except all it contains from mainspace is Idaho and Taste. Spıke ¬ 13:11 11-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--User:Romartus/sig 13:51, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. User:Wilytank/sig 14:23, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg No Yes! I got it right this time! --User:Magic man/sig 14:30, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:Ancientcomheader

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hey, it's one of those only-used-on-one-person's-userpage templates. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:21, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. deleted game relic apparently. --Mn-z 12:58, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Used only by Template:U, who hasn't contributed in 2010, to create a black background with Windows-like title bar, to be populated separately. Userfy. Spıke ¬ 13:16 11-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--User:Romartus/sig 13:51, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg YES! Er... I mean "no". Ya that's it... --User:Magic man/sig 14:29, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. User:Wilytank/sig 14:31, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  7. hahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 23:34, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Hero Factory

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some rant about a lego brand. The article consists of a stupid story/introduction, a list with only one item, and no pictures. --User:Magic man/sig 01:39, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Four edits on 6-Nov are the only work of author Template:U. The burlesque supposedly playing out in the Lego boardroom is unfunny; that the list has only one item is not the problem; the problem is that the author clearly intends to write listcruft thumbnail bios on all these new gamepieces. However, if he could be adopted and taught to write actual humor, rather than have his only contribution huffed, it would be a plus. Spıke ¬ 02:28 12-Nov-10
  • I'd adopt him if he was up for it. I'd even repeal my delete vote, if he's not an ass-hole. --User:Magic man/sig 03:03, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
    That is a good plan--now to see if his absence since then means he realizes the article wasn't going anywhere, or if he simply only edits on weekends. Why don't you withdraw your nomination and put the article in Intensive Care, which will provide for its deletion if he takes another week off. Spıke ¬ 10:49 12-Nov-10
  • Nominator withdrew entry (by deleting box, restored by Sycamore and with strikethrough added by me); Sycamore attached {{ICU}}, and all three of us left a note for author. Spıke ¬ 16:02 12-Nov-10
  • Closed --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 17:15, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Pocket pool

Score: 3
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  1. Keep. I just don't hate it. A video game that consists of "random swimming" is kind of an amusing idea to me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I just read this one. Very creative, the people in the country aren't allowed to have swimming pools so someone invents a computer hand-held game called Pocket Pool. Lots of possibilities if anyone wants to work on it, but fine as is too. Aleister 22:14 9 11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very weak listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Aye... it could have made for a commentary on all those pointless sports games, but it just comes across as made up silliness and devolves into a bit of list. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101107 - 19:31 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish that doesn't even get to the level of objectionable.--User:Romartus/sig 22:50, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful article on Pocket Pool is written without any double entendres regarding the real-life pastime, by an author obviously too young even to be acquainted with the game pieces. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Nov-10
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring. User:Wilytank/sig 04:27, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Irken Empire

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It sucks, but not enough to delete it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:55, 4 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The guy put too much work into this to huff. Ain't fair, ain't fair I tells ya. But nobody will ever read it, so no harm no fowl. Aleister 1:25 5 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not as bad as the others; it'll do for now. I wouldn't be against someone rewriting it, of course, but... User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101106 - 06:26 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Aleister--User:Leoispotter/sig 04:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. RedCheckMark.png Salvageable. --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 00:08, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Ugh! --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Send Duke Nukem after these guys. They won't stand a chance. -- Hanyouman 22:29, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'm going to agree with these guys and vote on delete it. It's just not very funny at all. -- Samurai Joe II 02:45, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author is trying to create an alternate universe, like Hajime Socialist Republic, which may or may not be based on someone else's fiction. But if we don't nip this--nip it in the bud--we will get uncountable follow-on pages. Spıke ¬ 03:05 6-Nov-10
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Junior Uncyclopedia. The open air class for the coming winter term.--User:Romartus/sig 23:00, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Nicely illustrated, but just not funny at all. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:03, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Delete This is really quite bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:37, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Delete --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 08:35, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Sodium Penthathol Day

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ha. There is a day when a n00b (such as I) must put one foot down and prove that there is crap in the world. This is indeed an instance in which that is completely needed. T.C.I 16:49, November 10, 1010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, let me put out something more unambiguously bad. I think you'll be gritting your teeth by the end of the first sentence. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:27, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Intro is misspellings and overlong sentences stringing together all the tritest memes. Section 1 is listcruft based on nonsense year numbers. Sodium Pentathol (at least he spells it right in the title) is real; it having its own Day is not. So who needs this article? Spıke ¬ 05:28 10-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.What's there is crap basically. Beyond redemption. --User:Romartus/sig 19:46, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. User:Wilytank/Ugh User:Wilytank/sig 20:59, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well, I'll be jiggered. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101111 - 04:55 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Dr. Demento

Score: 1
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  1. Bart Simpson: Belgium, dammit! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:09, 4 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Socky, Belgium. And who knows if anyone else will ever write a page about Dr. Demento, including the section on roly-poly fish heads. This guy was an important part of bringing satire to radio, and is worth a page, maybe not this exact one, but a page, and this is as good as we've got now. Aleister 19:58 4 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Like. User:Happytimes/sig 05 Nov 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. Yet another unfunny article about a funny person; also, largely about Bart Simpson for some inexplicable reason. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:41, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author was participating in a scavenger hunt of memes--from Mentos to the Simpsons to Saturday Night Live--the object not being to load them into the Flexible Flyer and return to base, but weave them into real sentences in a pointless article. Spıke ¬ 18:56 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found it boring at best. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101106 - 06:11 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Where did it come from, where does it go? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:06, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Uninteresting fact. Whimsical Will's real name was William Simpson. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:00, 4 November 2010

VFD-padlock.png Professor Frink

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. In an intro with a nonsense year number and strong evidence that author doesn't know what he wants to talk about, we get an encyclopedia cliché--and author saves the sentence: "Scientists still don't know why, much the same way as a duck's quack has no echo." Likewise throughout the article: One of the cooks in this soup is a good writer. "1939-1945--Some say these years weren't the best for humanity." But typoes and formatting abound, and the inventions is throw-away listcruft. Spıke ¬ 12:53 4-Nov-10
  2. Call me crazy but I'm gonna say keep on this one. Articles like these with their unadulterated insanity make me laugh.--User:Leoispotter/sig 04:23, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spike did some work and while it's still not looking that great, I thinks it's keepable now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:57, 7 November 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg I'm keeping that baby that is not mine! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 06:51, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Another article that is infinitely less funny than its subject matter; those just make us all look like assholes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:26, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete I couldn't even figure out what it was talking about until three or four sections in. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101105 - 03:57 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:06, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. articles about inherently funny topics are generally rather difficult to pull off, and the subject matter is not very notable. --Mn-z 13:06, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
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