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Neorecycliceasonableauantum

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  1. Make up a word, fill it with stuff that could sound smart. Win! ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:35, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Makes no sense. That, and the author can't decide how he wants to spell phsyics physics. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:45, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That authors were inventing gibberish words during Phsyics class is not the basis for a good article. Spıke ¬ 10:50 18-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Borderline vanity http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:08, 18 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:34, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I trust the author of this isn't a working scientist. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:23, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Keebler Rebellion

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  1. This was kept in the beginning of 2006, mostly on account of being relatively well-written. It's still not funny as well as downright random. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:44, 18 April 2011
  2. Yeesh Add a redlink tag if this is kept. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:05, 18 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An attempt to morph the Keebler elf of cookie manufacturing into--what? Elvish war, Lord-of-the-Rings style? Corporate intrigue? This guy is not a bad writer, but there is no theme here, just a manic attempt to refer to the most Great Ideas possible. Spıke ¬ 20:13 18-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Das ist Kobblers. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:31, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not badly written, just redlinky and memey. Could be rewritten if the original author wanted to do something with it, but good luck; he was an IP from 2005... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 18:50, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png HAHAHA

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - User:Frosty/sig 00:01, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep I made it. --User:Lollipop/sig - 00:19, 18 April 2011
  3. Keep It has some charm to it. Could be improved though. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:09, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I like it. Also, this article is now about a robot pope. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:29, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Froggy added a joke. I formatted it a little. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:35, 18 April 2011
  6. Keep... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:54, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's worth keeping; it's certainly better than the language one. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:00, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Reptitive pages are odd. It was funny first time, but once the craziness wears off, they're all just more copies, and this is just another copy as well, not even an overly crazy one; one with Hs. Ironically, considering what the Hs are used for, it isn't funny at all. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 00:00, 18 April 2011
    Yes. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 00:02, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. AAAAAAAAA is a so-bad-it's-good classic. This one is a cheap imitation. Spıke ¬ 00:05 18-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Culling a hearty but invasive species. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Where is the jokes? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:04, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Keep AAAA in a glass jar if you like but all the rest are copy crappers. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:08, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
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I did a quick search for repetitive, largely contentless pages:

Notice how some of them are actually about something and justified in their existence. Notice how some of them aren't, and how they usually actually devalue the other ones. This isn't the first of such articles to be taken to VFD, however, and and will not be the last (several of these should at least be considered as well, and who knows about others not so easily findable), as such articles avoid both the need for any actual writing ability or content or even effort, as well as often the need for a concept at all. It's usually a way out of writing a real article, and when it's not, how does one tell amidst the slop of the others? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:42, 18 April 2011

I agree, the Pikachu one really needs to go. I rather like that "Nooooooooo" one, though! I remember I once made a short movie for an experimental film course. Toward the end of the film, I suddenly cut to Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOooooooooo..." much to the audience's surprise! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:00, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Ian Paisley, Jr.

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  1. The only grasp at humour here is a case of saying the opposite of what's so, which really doesn't work here. Not that there's much content in the first place. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:04, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No so bad anymore. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:03, 18 April 2011
    Yeah. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:21, 21 April 2011
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Removed some of the rubbish with a minor re-rewrite. It's still not very good but might be ok as a space filler until something a lot better comes along. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:19, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
    I wish more minor rewrites were so... er... majorish. Ish. Anyhow, this is kept, then. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:21, 21 April 2011

VFD-padlock.png Miss America

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What little content there is is not bad. Could benefit more from an expansion than a deletion. Trim the list, slap a stub and rewrite tag on it and throw it back into the lake. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:21, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Fixed. Spıke ¬ 22:14 20-Apr-11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spike did a great job. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:08, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Well, the first two sentences seemed promising, but the rest just sucks. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:17, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Bleah!  One sentence is mildly "stimulating," the rest of it is garbage. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:22, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The Wikipedia article has so many hooks that are better than our article's mini-rant against American Manifest Destiny: The contest's concessions to political correctness, the attempt to avoid the term "beauty contest," the addition of scholarly contests at which the contestants are inept, much as Playboy has text articles (or so I am told). This could be fun. Spıke ¬ 11:10 18-Apr-11
  • Yup. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:24, 21 April 2011

VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Put an elephant in a refrigerator

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The article isn't that good, but the image makes up for it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:41, 18 April 2011
  2. Keep per Socky. I enlarged the pic and find the code things funny as the text of the article. Aleister 23:20 18-4-'11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If we delete it, the terrorists win. --Mn-z 23:41, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
    better than those pansy ass Christians. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:00, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep The image is good, but the coded instructions, while having potential, are just indecipherable in their current form. Somebody should work on them. --Scofield 15:06, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. It has a good title, but the execution is just a bunch of code snippets, which aren't even that funny, nor an article. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:50, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:03, 18 April 2011
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  • I seem to remember an article about elephants or something huge going in a refrigerator painted like a Cadillac, and I thought this was it... Am I thinking of an Uncyc article, or am I just losing my mind? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:28, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • I've begun to replace the code shit with coherant words. Someone can work off that. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:11, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Apparently undergoing a rewrite. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:58, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Konami Hideato

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  1. Apparently Konami is a company that makes games and whatnot. I never would have figured that out from this, which is, quite frankly, just plain bad writing. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:51, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cryptic and un-English. Spıke ¬ 20:15 18-Apr-11
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It's a play on Hideo Kojima, the game director at Konami who created the Metal Gear series. But this article makes no use of its potential as a game parody, choosing the randumbo road instead. The only mention of the game is an afterthought, and doesn't even get its facts right (Hideo is a first name, not a last name). -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:54, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Probably written in another language and then squirted through Google Translator. End product=Pants. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:30, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:12, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
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New Millennium Poker Epidemic

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  1. It's an idea for a made-up thing... and it does pretty much squat with it. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:11, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬ 20:20 18-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty useless. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 02:36, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not necessary. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:02, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cash in this article's chips. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:04, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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King Columbine II

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  1. The notion here has been implemented in the main article on that shooty thingy; the guy really doesn't need his own article, at least not when so poorly implemented as this. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:57, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:07, 18 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. With Lyrithya; breaks no ground beyond Columbine. Anoncruft from 2007. Spıke ¬ 20:18 18-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, this is just awful. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:05, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rough and rancid. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:28, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
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HAHAHA (language)

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  1. The original HAHAHA before Maniac Lollipop moved it, this... has an idea, one that lasts all of a sentence. The rest is just cruft. Lists... of cruft. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 00:00, 18 April 2011
  2. And yes. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 00:02, 18 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't like this one at all, its fucking awful - User:Frosty/sig 00:02, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You could delete the lists but....What Lyrithya said. Spıke ¬ 00:07 18-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is why I made a new one. --User:Lollipop/sig - 01:44, 18 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed, the other one is far superior. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:02, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Wizet

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The best joke is that the company is run by Hitler. Dreary, ugly little article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:55, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Wizet is the company that created Maplestory!" And, apart from the South Korean game studio's acquisition (by Hitler), the rest of the article is totally random. Spıke ¬ 19:07 17-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Ba-wheet http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:03, 17 April 2011
  4. Either it's random or it's not, but it's not even well written. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 20:13, 17 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am a fan of randomness, so I hate to use this term, but this article is nothing but randumbo. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 10:44, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Guru Maharaj Ji

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yes it is funny. I'll mince a few words. Spıke ¬ 00:45 18-Apr-11
  2. Keep Any article that gets the Spikester mincing has got to get a 'keep'. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:35, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep on the 'some BS is better than no BS' policy. Give Spike a chance. I added a picture. It could use some current picture too.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:24, Apr 18
  4. Keep I found some funny! And when I pulled on its tail it turned out to be Funnybony and SPIKE! Aleister 15:15 18-4-'11
    My copy-edit has been entirely overtaken by FB's rewrite; give credit where due. Spıke ¬ 15:35 18-Apr-11
  5. Oh, nice. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:33, 18 April 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The light switch has been flipped! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 12:03, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom I read it five times, and I discovered something. It isn't funny. --User:Lollipop/sig - 00:29, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Sink in the deep part of the ocean No funny found. I looked for it, and saw it not. Aleister 1:04 18-4-'11
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Although originally not my page I did a load of work to try and salvage and improve. I think it's okay now. Perhaps Aleister can fluff it out.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:20, Apr 18

Moose-Chuck'n

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  1. This seems more... ?pedia material. I mean, it's not complete crap, but it's pretty damn random and really not funny. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:28, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  What the hell is it? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 10:34, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Word puke. Spıke ¬ 10:52 18-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A thin idea extended by way of list. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:14, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Lyr. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:08, 18 April 2011
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Kumquat

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  1. It's a... decorated search inputbox with nothing else about it. It also had a the main page div close inside of a table inside of said div. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 07:20, 18 April 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. WHAT IS THIS??? - User:Frosty/sig 07:21, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg Eh? Objection, Your Honor! Relevance? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 10:39, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even giving it points for novelty, it doesn't even try to be funny except that certain buttons send the user to a random page or to a page with a "funny" title. Spıke ¬ 10:59 18-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kumwhat? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:10, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Review an Uncyclopedia article

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  1. This has a notion, but I'm afraid it never really made it into the article. Save for a small hint at the end... alas, UU's review was never put to use, ironically. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:08, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per below. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:12, 18 April 2011
  3. Delete Jack of Spades has a small penis. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:16, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I fairly sure there is a article on this topic somewhere. I'm too lazy at the moment to find it though. --Mn-z 23:44, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Funny ending. Sadly, not much else. --Scofield 10:06, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
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The Boy Who Chose the Girl Over the Sun

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Very Keep This is a great and funny page, I laughed several times first time thru. Then I've edited and added, scrubbed and polished, with tweaks mostly, and will enlarge the story later using the same language structure and beat, which I find really well done in its own simple way. Does anyone know why the caption in the first pic isn't showing up? A mystery. As for the page, please have three other looks. Thanks. Aleister 10:47 17-4-'11
  2. Keep Rapped in chains. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:07, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I don't see what the big deal is. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:07, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If the almost nonexistent development of the premise doesn't get to you the not-quite-English grammar and MS paint will. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:52, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Disintegrate! The title suggests an epic story about a boy giving up everything to be with the girl he loves... instead it's a juvenile rant about absolutely nothing. Where's the bloody happy ending!!?? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:43, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
    Userspace or something for Aleister. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:31, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
    It has a happy ending now, in the moral. More comment under your comment be-low. Happy endings, ummmmmm. Aleister 00:52 18-4-'11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg this must be dead - User:Frosty/sig 04:44, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Hm http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 05:10, 17 April 2011
  5. What is it? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:51, 17 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Aleister has been here? Little evidence; the page remains a pre-teen fable that serves as a vehicle for a list containing "Rape, Sleeping, Rioting, Eating." Spıke ¬ 12:24 17-Apr-11
    Hello, Mr. Crabby Appleton, I'z'd said I'll get to it later, and even later than that. Things to do, people to see. And what's wrong with rape, sleeping, rioting and eating? Don't knock it till you've tried it. And as a short page it still isn't bad. Aleister 14:35 17-4-'11 p.s. Did a little more stuff. It seems a good length, with just some tweaks and plinks to sail the boat towards the waterfall. 18:27 17-4-'11
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  • It is a Rule of Thumb both for Uncyclopedia articles and instrumental jazz pieces, that the longer the title, the crappier the piece. Spıke ¬ 12:26 17-Apr-11
  • Granted, Aleister's version is much better than the original, but the concept itself seems to have crawled out of a rock that sat at the foot of Mt. Doom... The only thing that can save this is a complete rewrite. The MS Paint pictures really need to go, too. Until then, we should probably userspace it. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:26, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks. And I thought the point of saving a VFD page was to improve it, and if it is much better now, maybe it shouldn't be VFD worthy any longer, which is the point, no? I dunno. Aleister 00:53 18-4-'11
I just examined it closely and I think it actually could be made into something worthwhile. It's certainly on the right track. I have an idea: instead of 2015 or some future year, how about we make it into a parody of the second Terminator film? "In 1995, the Sun left our galaxy, leaving behind a dead shell of the planet that only Satan would want..." but it didn't really happen because Johnny Conman managed to reverse the course of history. Or something. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:58, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

UnReviews:Little Big Planet (2008 Video Game)

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  1. Apparently a largely random rant that tries to incorporate as many in-jokes as it can... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:25, 17 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 06:41, 17 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lyrithya's right. --Scofield 09:54, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg "Although to be Honest, I Doubt the ESRB would bother to examine more than 15% of the game." And you'll forgive me for not reading more than 15% of this article. Spıke ¬ 11:40 17-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:53, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Chemical bonding

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  1. Keep Reasonably amusing. Not sure why we want to delete this. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:33, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewritten. It is a topic that deserves a page, and this is a good start. Spıke ¬ 11:50 17-Apr-11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:40, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a decent start.--User:Jokerman/sig 15:01, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. FINE. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:37, 17 April 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny stub that had its ICU removed without improvement in 2008 and hasn't been improved since. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 05:26, 17 April 2011
    Random that goes nowhere. Not that random tends to. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:52, 17 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like the "General Overview", though. --Scofield 09:55, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Romartus ought to add segues to the various atomic-physics articles we have saddled him with. Spıke ¬ 12:27 17-Apr-11
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 07:55, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

Image macro

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another gem by "Brown Windsor". As soon as something that looks like relevant content rears its head words disintegrate into chaos. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:09, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg just stick penuses and carrot up each other buttock And that's about it. Bonus points for using the same image three times. Spıke ¬ 15:26 16-Apr-11
  3. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. This reminds of a certain article about a certain "Malcom" that was nuked recently... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:29, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 22:39, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:47, 16 April 2011
  6. It... er... it's bad. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:51, 17 April 2011
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The Fireman (Film)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.An almost totally undeveloped stub about a movie which does not exist. There was a film called The Fireman with Charlie Chaplain but this has nothing to do with it. Can ANYONE explain this? --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:55, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I see no point and don't get the "humor." Huffing it is easier than editing it to remove the Category:Brown Windsor. Spıke ¬ 15:32 16-Apr-11
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? If I had to guess, I would say the article is making fun of Danny DeVito by cryptically referencing some movie he may or may not have starred in. Let's just burninate it. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:20, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:46, 16 April 2011
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. - User:Frosty/sig 05:22, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Okay..? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:49, 17 April 2011
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Brad

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Wrong! Article about nothing goes nowhere, says nothing, means nothing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:46, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Surely this article from 2006 is either by or about a specific person named Brad. Spıke ¬ 14:53 16-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity masquerading as rubbish. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:13, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:46, 16 April 2011
  5. Brad is a random list of things Brad is. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:49, 17 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even my very low bar does not understand this stream of consciousness set of in jokes, so in they are inside the writer's own head, such that they never got out. This stream is a torrent worthy of Sweden shutting it down. User:Kevillips/sigwhy 07:31, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To make a funny article about The Powerpuff Girls all you have to do is add semen, rape and more semen. :FALSE --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:29, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has a definite comedy theme: Cum. Spıke ¬ 14:45 16-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. This takes a children's anime and turns it into hentai pr0n... That's original. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:10, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. ZAPorama Hentai porn!!! Yay. But Nay. Aleister 22:59 16-4-'11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:45, 16 April 2011
  6. Uh... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 06:38, 17 April 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He even offended me, and I resemble the hillbilly character. User:Kevillips/sigwhy 07:35, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Category:Brown Windsor

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What do these unrelated subjects have in common so that they deserve a shared category? They're all have contributions by user:Brown Windsor. This is neither something to be proud of nor is it the right way to use categories. Categories are not for vanity tagging your articles.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:59, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hear hear. Mhaille also warned him about our vanity policy on his talk page. Spıke ¬ 15:25 16-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg QVFD. Individual authors do not need their own categories. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:23, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png No Immigrant Left Behind

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  1. Don't be fooled by its even shorter length; I can assure you that my rewrite is much, much better. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:49, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The rewrite makes it an acceptable stub. --Scofield 10:51, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Froggy improved it; I added other changes to relate the joke to No Child Left Behind. Am still not sure we need a stub on an 11-year-old U.S. law. Spıke ¬ 13:18 15-Apr-11
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Agreed. It's worth keeping now. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:37, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.: Short, unfunny, outdated and left alone since 2008. Time it got deleted. - User:Frosty/sig 03:46, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Advocacy. The comedy concept is to take No Child Left Behind, the slogany name of George W. Bush's Y2K education law, and fit it to the wave of illegal Mexicans. To make this funny, you'd have to take the specifics of Bush's law, such as mandated testing and declaring entire local school systems deficient, and invent equivalents on the immigration question. It could be done, but this writer simply has a list of gripes against illegals (who often avoid the costs that citizens pay) and against Bush (who was not conservative enough for some people). The gripes are real but the article is a fanciful but angry manifesto using the fantasy that the unfairness was deliberate. If submitted to UnNews, it would get an immediate "mercy-move" to userspace. Spıke ¬ 04:32 15-Apr-11
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  • Meh, the re-write is better than the original shit. But I still am not moved on the over all feel of the article. - User:Frosty/sig 08:59, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • Stallone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:21, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png The Beatles

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The listcruft needs to go, now; don't we have consensus on lame one-line puns of song/album titles? The rest of the article is real humor on a real subject. It would be improved by poking fun at the actual career of the Beatles rather than saying random things, but there are several people here who can make that happen. Aleister, Funnybony, VFH is calling! Spıke ¬ 13:25 15-Apr-11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The entire textual content needs to be rewritten, but the pictures are hilarious (except that "Beatless" one, Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF?). If someone doesn't step forward to rewrite it, I say we either slap a hard rewrite tag on it, or cut it down to a stub. It wouldn't be too hard to make it feature-worthy. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:35, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Stupid nomination: Hopefully your last. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:47, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. But IT'S THE BEATLES!!!!--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:49, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Challenge accepted - User:Frosty/sig 22:57, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I dare you to read this and not vote "delete". Pathetically unfunny and random. --Scofield 09:34, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Matt lobster what do you mean by "hopefully my last"? For, as I remember, my last nom was for Avril Lavigne, which was successful even. Please vote on articles, not on people. --Scofield 11:36, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
Stop making stupid nominations. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:52, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Papercupism

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This one seems fine (and has no VFD tag either 6 hours in), as it's a fully developed concept with some creative pics and lines. The Led Balloon took a page left by someone and came up with a full article here. Papercup be praised. Aleister 2:52 15-4-'11
  2. Actually... it does much more properly use the paper cups. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:43, 15 April 2011
  3. Keep Somebody would be getting a week long ban if I was admin... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:26, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Really? This is an actual nomination? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:37, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg The Almighty Papercup be praised. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:39, 15 April 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Uh.. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:45, 15 April 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While better developed than Laundry Detergentism or Kiwianism it suffers from the same predictable formula of taking Christianity, replacing god with a random noun and rambling on about it for a few paragraphs. The concept is utterly feeble and the humor almost nonexistent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:11, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 23:46, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg What's that you say, you hate all the religions today? And that is the tone it takes throughout. Spıke ¬ 02:49 15-Apr-11
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  • Eh, I added a {{VFD}} and reset the timer, but it really would be better if folks could remember in the first place. Not that I'm one to talk. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:43, 15 April 2011
  • I find it interesting how deleting things is usually considered hostile, when in fact most of the hostility on VFD comes from the keep voters. Dexter, what is wrong with this nomination and why would it merit a ban? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 16:26, 15 April 2011
  • Yeah this is kept. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:51, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

http://tinyurl.com/3u65ody

Kiwianism

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Weird but keep - User:Frosty/sig 23:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If only for "Islime" alone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:42, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A cut and paste fake religion article: (Noun)ists worship (noun). They have (number) commandments about how to treat (noun) and a (noun) related festival. They are the sworn enemies of (other noun). --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:36, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Not much is known about them. Ranty and listy and about nothing. Spıke ¬ 02:43 15-Apr-11
  3. No real concept... and by real, I mean real. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:27, 15 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A dull retread that lacks the grip of the funny. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:23, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete I read this wanting to vote keep because there was something I was sure was amusing about the idea, it never got anywhere though. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:54, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  This is just dumb. It could have had an interesting concept, but the author failed to give us one. As it stands, it's just rubbish bin material. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:34, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and Shit. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:43, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Laundry Detergentism

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. See Kiwianism, below. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:57, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF??? - User:Frosty/sig 23:44, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬ 02:47 15-Apr-11
  4. This shows the difference between a good and bad writer. Papercupism works, this falls on its face and then tries to eat the sidewalk. Aleister 2:58 15-4-'11
  5. That's just... what? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:40, 15 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Use soap and water next time. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:20, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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The Bunny Cult

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mixture of made up random guy biography, Wacky War Story and Hitler. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 23:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬ 02:45 15-Apr-11
  4. YAYRANDOM. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:39, 15 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the bunny boiler. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:21, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 14:51, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Zachary Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzra

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If the letter Z was inherently funny this would be article of the year. In the real world this fails like a burlap thong.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:15, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It does have a concept, but is essentially just another bio of a made-up character. Don't crack wise with the navigational tools! An article isn't funny if no one can reach it. Spıke ¬ 18:38 14-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 23:40, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yikes! Or should I say, Zikes! Aleister 2:55 15-4-'11
  5. Meh... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:26, 15 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was originally composed in coloured crayons by the boy at the back of the class. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:25, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Cartman Wannabes of All Time

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep Needs completeing and fixing - User:Frosty/sig 23:39, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Good concept --User:Lollipop/sig - 03:29, 15 April 2011
    Are you on Crack? mAttlobster. (hello) 22:51, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You know how just about everything on Uncyclopedia that's based on South Park is stiflingly unfunny (Crab People, Randy Marsh, Butters) and ends up on VFD? Check this out: A list of unconnected celebrities/popular characters who are, usually, fat. Some of them are rude and a very tiny minority are fat and rude. On a list of barely related characters each one gets an unfunny one liner, the worst of which try feebly to reference a joke in Southpark. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs)
  2. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. Wow... --User:Magic man/sig 17:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Given that a "Cartman wannabee" is essentially just someone or something the author thinks is ridiculous (or Jewish, I guess), it is amazing that the author can only enumerate 44 of them, this after counting The Klumps as six. It is not so amazing that most of the 44 are not funny. Spıke ¬ 17:46 14-Apr-11
  4. I cannot support the keeping of this off what it is and how it's done, but may as well userspace it if it does get voted enough to delete, yeah... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:51, 15 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I guess the next 56 wannabes will be a lot funnier than the first 44 or is that putting the cartman before the horse? Terrible puns aside, eject into random electron space. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:29, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Count of Monkey Crisco. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 16:25, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:37, 15 April 2011
  8. Delete The invention of language has allowed this article to exist. Maybe we should go back to trees. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:49, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Can someone just move it to my userspace? I still like it. --http://uncyclopedia.org/images/c/c0/Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 18:41, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Pwnism

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. This is just dumb. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:07, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. T3h Suxxor.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. The humor theme is mostly the author's own indecision, which breaks the "encyclopedia" canon without the excuse of a large payback of laughs. Explaining "lol" and "wtf" and making sport of "See also" make me think this is author's first page. And some jokes are simply trite!!!oneone!!! Spıke ¬ 12:04 14-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crapdoodle. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:09, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Great Scotts! --Scofield 19:18, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG wtf - User:Frosty/sig 23:38, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Right... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:45, 15 April 2011
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also, I'm kinda wondering if we really need to keep pwn or not. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Pwn_War

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. A tedious wacky war that stemmed from LOL WAR, which actually seems decent enough. It comes complete with n00bs, twelve-year-olds and nonsensical numbers. It can be yours today for only $19.95! -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:05, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Yep. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 04:05, 14 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This assembly of memes and misspellings doesn't come close to making sense, let alone being funny. Spıke ¬ 11:57 14-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems disconnected from anything that resembles humour. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:11, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not doing it for me. --Scofield 19:30, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. - User:Frosty/sig 23:37, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Uhuh huh huh. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:44, 15 April 2011
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n00b r0xx0r

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 77675 hours
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  1. Okay, I actually loved this and think it could go on to greatness with a little bit of work. Could you move it to my userspace instead of deleting it? --Scofield 19:29, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Heavy in redlinks, barely completed, not funny at all and doesn't make a lot of sence... - User:Frosty/sig 00:37, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Authors (one of which is now permabanned) abandon the higher calling of telling an amusing story in favor of the lesser task of making 1334-craft form complete sentences. A Wacky War and a creation myth for the 1334 community using meme-dropping. Spıke ¬ 00:42 14-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 01:57, 14 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Spike. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Eh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:02, 14 April, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Interesting as a case study of an intriguing internet phenomenon, but not really... ah, funny, or satire, or well-written or anything that really has much use. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:43, 15 April 2011
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  • SPIKE were you talking about Another n00b when you said one of the authors was permabanned. Because Olipro reduced his ban settings to a month. --Scofield 19:34, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Scofield'd. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:38, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Millosh

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  1. Delete. I see no point in a page that purports to be about a guy from a Serbian Wikipedia. I see even less point in one that isn't funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:45, Apr 13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A typical biography of a made-up character using randumbo. Possible allusions to Wikipedia or to Milosevič are not topical enough to be anything else than memes-in-place-of-funny. Spıke ¬ 14:52 13-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:12, 13 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That is not how you photoshop an image... Author apparently missed the first page of HTBFANJS. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 20:52, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 01:37, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I thought my photoshopping wasn't hot..ho.ho..--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:00, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Namewee

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  1. Delete. Nope, I've read it three times, and it still makes zero sense to me, and I can find zero laughs and zero point. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:37, Apr 13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg The Prime Minister is so eager to have sodomy with him. Wikipedia says this is the nickname of Wee Meng Chee, a Malaysian singer notorious for singing a politicized version of the national anthem. I see some attempted laughs, mostly toilet humor; and all sorts of listcruft. Spıke ¬ 14:57 13-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit annoying. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:16, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Relies on penis jokes, sodomy and other toilet humor. It looks like somebody's sandbox. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 20:58, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 10:43, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Impa

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tedious, Legend of Zelda related gamercruft.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:40, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Yeah, this is an easy call. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:50, Apr 13
  3. Who cares? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:31, 13 April 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  So this thing is actually Michael Jackson, Hitler, and... what next, Oprah? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:33, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:09, 13 April 2011
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Tommy Vercetti

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GTA related gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:34, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. A pile of suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:49, Apr 13
  3. Blimey. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:29, 13 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Couldn't just let the {{fix}} kill it? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:03, 13 April 2011
  5. Symbol wtf vote.svg Ew. Get rid of it. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 20:49, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The "fix" was put up in February. It's already past its execution date. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:18, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
    That means this can be huffed on the {{fix}} before the timer ripens and it could be huffed on the above vote. Spıke ¬ 00:45 14-Apr-11
  1. As far as I know, most admins wait for 30 days after the last edit. But it deserves to go anyway so who cares? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 04:07, 14 April 2011

ASCII

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Pruned. I took out the duplicate Wikipedia globe and excised the unfunny text at the bottom. I also copy-edited the upper text. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 06:02, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. TheSlyFox did a rather good job - User:Frosty/sig 06:03, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Sure has cool pictures, but... It`s just... a bit weird. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:18, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lots of pages are weird, but this isn't funny. Though, if someone wants to work on it I'll gladly change my vote. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 02:06, 13 April 2011
  3. Kerkill The "pruning" removed the only funny part of the article. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:07, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:13, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. not weird, lame. also, see the top of my talk page (not the video. not the thing underneath it either. the thing underneath that.). --Roman Dog Bird 06:31, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 13:40, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete Is it funny? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:18, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. I'm noticing a distinct lack of article. Granted, that foxy bloke removed a fair bit of random, but... there really isn't much of anything left. Not that there was much of anything before. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 18:28, 13 April 2011
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  • Weirdness is not a vice, but this article needs pruning. The fact that you can produce soft-porn graphics using only a typewriter doesn't need to be retold so many times; the page seems to be an assembly of such art, which is probably not even our own. The text of the article is a nice start. Spıke ¬ 13:29 12-Apr-11
    I see potential here, so I did a bit of work on it. I think the page could use another paragraph (maybe one in 4chan style--ever heard of Train Man?), but since the article's subject is texty art, I can't imagine it needing much more than a couple paragraphs. Though it would be nice if we could downsize those "images" so someone can avoid zooming in and out as the page scrolls. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 06:10, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • I took a look at that ASCII art page referenced and this article is actually just a duplicate, anyway. I agree that it's not really worth keeping in its current state--I just don't have the time to committ to a full rewrite at the moment. Could we send it to my userspace so I can use it for target practice? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:29, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
    Done. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 21:11, 13 April 2011

Lollipops

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom I am ashamed to have an article that shares a name with me not to be funny. It's all just gibberish talk about Blue Elmo and killing live lollipops. Very little satire, very little humour. --User:Lollipop/sig 23:43, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg That's what your hunting. This is just dumb. I should think nominator would take it upon himself to overhaul it. Spıke ¬ 23:48 11-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:53, 11 April 2011
  4. Random and not well done. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:05, 12 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Unmitigated Bollocks -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:41, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Huff and Puff For Lollipop Aleister 2:59 12-4-'11
  7. Delete. Sucks. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:12, Apr 12
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif KERKILL!!!!  --Scofield 12:02, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Lollipop redirects to the plural, which is not the way we usually do things. Spıke ¬ 23:55 11-Apr-11
If this is deleted, can we redirect Lollipop to my userpage? --User:Lollipop/sig 00:07, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
No. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:05, 12 April 2011
Unfair. Then i'll remove the redirect to your page. --User:Lollipop/sig 01:11, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
If there is one, there shouldn't be. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:22, 12 April 2011
It was huffed by Zombiebaron on March 12 of this year. I think that was the same day it was made too. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 01:28, 12 April 2011
I asked Chief, and he said as long as there is no article on Lollipop, then I can have the redirect. --User:Lollipop/sig 01:47, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Link? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:55, 12 April 2011
In printing. --User:Lollipop/sig 00:06, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
He says no such thing, You may NOT make it redirect to your userpage, and if you do, I assure you that I will delete it and give you a 7 day ban for it. I would tolerate you writing a funny article and sneaking a link to your page in there somewhere, but that's about it. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:52, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
That the Chief Justice denied your request, and gave you the reason why, does not mean that if the reason is Overtaken by VFD, the Chief Justice has approved your request! Spıke ¬ 00:20 13-Apr-11
Not the Chiefjustice. THE Chiefjustice. Pronounced thee. --User:Lollipop/sig 01:39, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png 12 Fundamental Cheeses

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A tidy up would help, not bad enough to go. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:50, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep The title of this article is plain hilarious. I love it. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:00, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Improved. The template (one of the 12 is Chucky Cheese? Delightful!) and "periodic table" are elements of any rewrite. The body of the article is written by a kid who doesn't know enough about science or religious dogma to mock it (as happens in the Wacky War genre) but that's easily fixed. Spıke ¬ 13:06 11-Apr-11
  4. This was on my rewrite list. I must have had a reason. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:04, 12 April 2011
  5. I hate cheese. It tastes terrible. But I haven`t yet tried this one... KEEP! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:44, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep. Seems OK to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:11, Apr 12
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  1. Short, stupid and random. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 04:14, 11 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., per JackOfSpades. - User:Frosty/sig 04:22, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. More babbling about fake physics. I like the template at the top, though. Can we adopt it and use it for something else? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:25, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Template:NSFW

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I beg to disagree. But if it does get deleted I pity the person with the task of removing all the red linked templates from all the pages its used on - User:Frosty/sig 02:58, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. I think this has a real purpose for people who are viewing Uncyc at school, a library, a public computer or any other public place where viewing such a page may have repercussions; it's not just for people at work. I don't consider this a joke, I consider it essential. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:15, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Are you....um...OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS???!!! --Scofield 12:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. TheDoor
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is useful to flag articles with images that could be a problem in some places. Should be used more sparingly but also a strong keep too. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Dittos; useful though overused, as are most of the templates that try to set the stage for the article that follows. Dexter, the entire site is not NSFW, as taking a break from work to view Uncyclopedia is a much more minor transgression than viewing Bare Tit on the boss's machine. Spıke ¬ 13:09 11-Apr-11
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg HERP DERP We have had this since 2005, if you dislike it, either present an alternative to make it "funny" or go fuck a corpse in the ass -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:23, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Eh I mean templates suck shit and all that, but this is sometimes kind of helpful. Still, no one should be on Uncyclopedia ever. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:51, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Keep. This is useful. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:09, Apr 12
  10. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If the acronym meant Nationalist Socialist Female Warriors, then it would be useless. But we NEED this. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:13, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
  11. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. I can't believe this was even being considered for deletion. This is one of the only useful templates we have on this site. --User:Magic man/sig 01:33, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kerkill Unnecessary template; has no humor value or parody function. This entire site is "NSFW", while this template only serves to categorize masturbatory material. {{NSFWimage}} may also require deletion. A bot could remove these with no issue. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:56, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Eternal vigilance against censorship. Tie a brick around it and sink it. Aleister 3:15 11-4-'11
    It's hardly censorship, is it? The pretty pictures are still there, you're just warned about them... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:09, Apr 12
  3. If people are worried about keeping their jobs, they shouldn't be on Uncyclopedia at work. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:50, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This template is not funny so it should be deleted or sold to a template enthusiast at a hugely inflated price. If we want to keep it we should make the template itself deliberately unsuitable for work. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:49, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Its misuse overbears its redeeming qualities. Unless someone wants to fix that? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:01, 12 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per the flip of a coin. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:15 Apr 12 2011
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  • Cat on a fence, here. Most of the places it's used are just plain stupid, but it does actually add to perhaps some single-digit number of articles, which is more than can be said for some templates. The image one, however, is completely pointless. Also, Dexter, if you're going to reply to someone's comment, adding another comment is usually more effective than putting the reply in the original whatever they're commenting about. More likely they'll see it that way. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:01, 11 April 2011
    It's a good thing that I haven't been replying to anyone then. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:13, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Ah, so that was a complete coincidence, eh? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:43, 11 April 2011
  • So everyone is agreed that it isn't at all humorous then? Good. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:30, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    It would be fucking funny if it had a big picture of a couple of norks on it. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:32, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Hell yes. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:34, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    It's kind of humorous, I guess. Not particularly, and even that is completely ruined by its complete overuse, though. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 23:21, 11 April 2011
  • If you guys actually want this nuked, I will do so by replacing it with a space, so as not to cause a metric fuckton of redlinks -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:23, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
    A bot or I could remove the redlinks in a matter of an hour. That's a non-issue. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:25, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • If anyone redoes it, please keep the flashing girl on the site, I used it on Sideboob as a stand alone without the template. Thanks. Aleister 2:55 12-4-'11

Swedish Counting System

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Speaking of fake science, here's another one for the dustbin. This relic hasn't been touched since 2007. In the few times it was worked on, it was just amended by IPs, and the concept always was pointless. --User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:38, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. IP took NRV tag off without fixing the article. Almost 4 years later and it still needs to be fixed. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 05:52, 11 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some obscure mathematical unfunny at work here, with Swedish knobs on. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Based primarily on the Principle of Illogical Continuity. This article delights in its own overcomplication. I.P. fleshed out the article in 2006 and nothing has happened to it since (except addition of a category by MadMax). Romartus, I am partial to certain Swedish knobs. Spıke ¬ 13:00 11-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mainly unfunny with little work or redeeming value. NERVUN 23:02, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg AAAGGHH MY EYES KILL IT! KILL IT! --User:Lollipop/sig 01:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Quantum cheddardynamics

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Tedious babbling about nothing. It has changed very little since the original author created it back in 2005. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:54, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and photo-less. Concept is okay, style does indeed tend toward the random, author Area never finished the job and has been gone from the site for a full six years. Spıke ¬ 01:09 11-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 01:52, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Yep. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 04:02, 11 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. TheDoor
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Regular Show

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  1. Nothing but unfunny dick jokes. This hurts to read. YleerFPI 18:34, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I had to go to the Wikipedia article to learn that the Cartoon Network had yet another show about young losers. But our article adds nothing to theirs except obscenities. Spıke ¬ 18:42 10-Apr-11
  3. Delete This fucker is fucking fucked. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:46, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Absolutely useless. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:40, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Get rid of it. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 03:35, 11 April 2011
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VFD-padlock.png The Creating Philosophers

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  1. Keep, thanks for pointing this out. This is really clever, and with a little cleanup and a few pics can be a feature (I'm being serious-ly). Had a few quick laughs without reading every line. Aleister 19:38 8-4-'11
  2. Definitely one of the best vanity pages I've ever seen. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:41, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If it were really vanity, I wouldn't excuse it, but the obscure philosophers are not necessarily self-references. A pleasant little tour-de-force, but parts, including the intro, need to be written better. Spıke ¬ 23:26 8-Apr-11
  4. I'm slightly vain. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:31, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Fantasy/vanity nonsense. --User:Coronium/sig 18:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not sure if the mistakes in it are deliberate or accidental but who really knows except Carly Simon? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:41, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Booster Gold

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Booster Gold is an actual superhero from DC Comics. This article is childish but serves as a helpful repository of photos of people wearing gold armor and sport jackets. A tie-in to Midas would be the theme it lacks. Spıke ¬ 11:53 8-Apr-11
  2. Keep "Memes and cruft"? None here. You know nothing of Booster Gold. Spike knows. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:04, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Do not! I had to look it up on Wikipedia. Only the Shadow "knows." Spıke ¬ 19:21 10-Apr-11
    Okay then. Maybe I'm the only one who truly gets it, but this is pretty funny for a significant segment of society though it could be funnier, I assure all. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I know nothing of either Booster Gold or this guy SPIKE. But Dexter knows. Aleister 19:42 8-4-'11
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Although it really should have an ugly or fix tag. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:46, 8 April 2011
  5. Keep Clearly now a keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Really boring and chockful of random memes and cruft. --User:Coronium/sig 11:24, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Kitty-Giraffes

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is completely inane, but I found it pretty funny. If we do have to delete this, please someone spork to illogicopedia. --User:Coronium/sig 13:15, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep I agree with Spike that this doesn't have a purpose. But it is an Uncyclopedia article so that's really par for the course. It's sort of funny in a crazy, random way. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:46, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Since I voted before to keep Red Teacup, this is in a similar style so don't see why it should go. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:55, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It gets by fine. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:17, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. A few regulars like it, including Coronium the Destroyer. Seems a likable page. Aleister 19:44 8-4-'11
  6. I shouldn't like it, but for some reason I do. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 21:18, 8 April 2011
  7. Keep Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:12, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like shitty-giraffes amirite? Mostly awkward nonsense. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:15, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This article scared me before, and frankly, it still scares me. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 07:09, 8 April 2011
  3. I remember when this article was written. The author made like 12 different redirects to it. Then when I huffed all the redirects he complained about it on my talkpage. True story. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:18, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
    The Chief Justice got comparable treatment and abuse from Grimhearse as I.P. Spıke ¬ 11:45 8-Apr-11
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Complete and utter crap, and ED material to boot. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 07:37, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:Wilytank/Huh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 10:44, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Purposeless nonsense. Spıke ¬ 11:45 8-Apr-11
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Flush this down to Illogicopedia, please. --Scofield 11:42, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  TheDoor
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Having read this and looking at his other earlier contributions like Red Teacup, Jacque Grimhearse's writing style does seem more tuned to Illogicopedia than Uncyclopedia. It is nonsense but a lot better than other countless examples that still inhabit the darker corners of this wiki. Reminds me of Multiliteralist's work too...perhaps they are related?? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:06, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Carpet. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:15, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Challengers of the Fantastic

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't hate this article, though some of the red links might serve their purpose better as Wikipedia links. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:12, 6 April 2011
  2. I dunno; it has a good notion. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:36, 7 April 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Not hopeless. A real article about a real knock-off of the Fantastic Four, done by an author who thinks he's funnier than he is. For example, along the way to amusing yourself with gallows humor, you have to explain to the rest of us why your subject really was all that crappy. 16:54 7-Apr-11 Copy-edited. Spıke ¬ 22:34 7-Apr-11
  4. Some people have added to it, and it's got funny, and pics. Keep, and in time more people will add to it. I'll put in one minute now. Aleister 10:48 9-4-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spike and Aleister's additions have made it worth saving. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:23, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. The Door Bitch at me here 13:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Where's the humour ? User:Coronium/sig 18:05, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:01, 6 April 2011
  2. Delete I hate this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:06, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not a good article in the least bit. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:21, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When... I mean if this is deleted the category Category:Amalgam Comics will be left vacant. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:09, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh, nuke it. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:25, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:24, 9 Apr
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. ...But stub if kept. The opening is borderline keepable, the rest of it is too redlinky and crufty for my taste. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:07, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Red-links are now gone; short section with nothing but a pointless list is gone. Other than that, I don't know where to go with this one. Spıke ¬ 22:17 7-Apr-11
  • Strep. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:15, April 12, 2011 (UTC)