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Evidently

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  1. We should delete this article. Evidently. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:58, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? I have no idea what is going on. --User:Xamralco/sig 12:39, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. By jove Holmes...Evidently my dear Doctor Watson. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:12, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Evidently it's fluff. That's what I got out of it, anyway. Although I did like what apparently happened with the ICU on it. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  5. This is evidently a bad article. User:Frosty/sig3 21:27, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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La Leche League

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  1. Keep Not too funny, but I show mercy. Talk Mattsnow 11:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 11:03, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG I show no mercy for this level of crap. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:37 November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. That's just random. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Neo-Nazis? Really? User:Frosty/sig3 21:26, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Hungarian government

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  1. Delete This hasn't improved at all since it was created in 2006. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:16, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig8 18:45, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. WTF? Talk Mattsnow 22:29, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Short, no pictures, no humor. Need I say more? --User:Xamralco/sig 13:00, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chemical nomenclature

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  1. Delete Wow this is bad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:13, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 22:30, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Needs humor User:Frosty/sig3 00:59, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --User:Xamralco/sig 12:59, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Intelligent life

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  1. Delete A randumb and barely coherent mess. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:11, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. How ironic. --User:Scofield/sig 16:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to This page does NOT exist. --User:Magic man/sig4 16:14, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lol irony User:Frosty/sig3 21:03, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Well that wasn't funny --User:Xamralco/sig 12:58, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chocolate Missile

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, poorly formatted, no links, no images User:Frosty/sig3 02:11, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Frosty. --User:Xamralco/sig 02:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The last section was the funniest part. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:13, 12 November 2011
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:47, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Bye. --User:Scofield/sig 16:22, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. From the title, I expected this to be a lot worse. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 02:16, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Punta Tombo

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  1. Delete I don't see what's so funny about bat poop. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:45, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --User:Xamralco/sig 23:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some joke or other about Argentinian politics and penguins. Well Nestor has gone the way of the guano anyway. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:20, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Mmmmm Batpoop User:Frosty/sig3 00:58, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Wholegrains

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  1. Have you ever drank Bailey's from a shoe? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:39, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Random. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:08, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mr Wholegrain invented Wholegrains. That's the 'kernel' of this effort. Just go away. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:23, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Nigga plz User:Frosty/sig3 00:57, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Density

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  1. Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:10, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. I like it too! Talk Mattsnow 11:13, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Me too! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:01, 9 November 2011
  4. Keep Surely this is quite good? mAttlobster. (hello) 19:45, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete This article has been shit since 2005. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My will is stronger than lust. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:21, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:24, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept. The people have spoken. They said, 'We can't agree upon anything. In fact, we can't even give convincing reasons why we don't agree.' ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*

Rainbow Party

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  1. Kill. --Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't going anywhere except through the exit door. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:18, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User:Frosty/sig3 21:02, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Mississippi State Flag controversy

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article amuses me. The formatting could be better, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:05, 10 November 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Short, to the point and has a great punchline. --Nikau 03:36, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just replaced the badly chopped pictures, will commence with further cleanup in an hour or two. --Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:59, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Better now. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:12, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Yeah, this article is bad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg I don't get it. --User:Xamralco/sig 03:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Cuntbusting

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  1. Keep.....nice little article, great images. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:53, 11 November 2011
  3. LOL --User:Frosty/sig4 20:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I know I'm going to hell for voting Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. However, I do need to see a picture of Kathleen Turner saying "OUCH! MY BALLS!" from the movie The Man with Two Brains. ~BusterCherry (speak) Nov 11, '11 11:08pm
  5. Kunt mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep. This got a snigger from me... and it's what Uncyc should be about - what exactly is the motivation of those wishing to delete this? (the reasons seem very unclear)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:55, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom+delete Would anyone find this funny? --User:Magic man/sig 19:15, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Eh. It's not horrendous but it's not good either. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:44, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:51, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I watched this begin and was disappointed. It never went anywhere from there. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
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  • Anybody other than me laughing at the fact that two apparently-female users wrote this article, and all the votes against are male...?

    No? Just me?

    Okay, then. ~ButtButterson (speak) Nov 11, '11 11:08pm
  1. Kept -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:34, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Minja

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  1. Lists 'n' shit. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 16:43, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Articles about a new variation of ninjas usually suck. This is no exception. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:42, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I couldn't read past the first sentence without facepalming --User:Frosty/sig4 21:06, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:51, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dismal. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:08, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All over the place, this one. --User:Scofield/sig 16:21, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Quintessential

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  1. Delete This isn't funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  --User:Xamralco/sig 12:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This isn't quintessential. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 16:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I concur --User:Frosty/sig4 21:11, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Title and body of the article are disconnected, quintessentially. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:14, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Jose Oquendo

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  1. Delete This article is about a famous baseball player, except the only mention of baseball is the page's category. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:50, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This contains no satire or humor whatsoever. --User:Xamralco/sig 12:36, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I really dig the intro --User:Frosty/sig4 21:10, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Steps into a plate of something. Check your shoes. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:16, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg RandomrandomrandomrandomrandomOh, look. Stupidity!...randomrandomrandom... ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Nov 11, '11 11:20pm
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HowTo:Identify a Noob

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  1. Keep. I've done a bit of a tidy - obviously it needs some reworking, but seems reasonable enough to keep...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a lot tidier now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:48, 9 November 2011
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  1. I don't get it... --User:Frosty/sig4 05:49, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:53, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Still not actually funny. Also not actually a HowTo. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:33, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Orange Crush

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  1. Delete By this same logic every song with a repetitive chorus is about OCD. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shouldn't this be about the soda anyway? --User:Xamralco/sig 03:17, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. We're all spineless. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 13:04, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete --User:Frosty/sig4 20:49, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Monosyllabic

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Too good to delete. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:47, 9 November 2011
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  1. No comment... --User:Frosty/sig4 05:58, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:59, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. While the notion of using only multisyllabic words is a decent one, it would still have to do something, perhaps include some jokes, and this does not. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
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Jayne Cobb

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  1. Delete This article is the reason they canceled Firefly. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:57, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah --User:Frosty/sig4 05:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Renee O'Connor

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  1. Delete Not funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:54, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I didn't even have to read past the opening sentence to realize this was bad. --User:Frosty/sig4 05:51, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Alpha Crypt

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  1. Ummmmm...wtf? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:35, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.....???????????????????????????? --User:Frosty/sig4 07:20, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Unreadable.  --User:Xamralco/sig 22:14, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Frottage

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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:55, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Its unique, I'll give it that. --User:Frosty/sig4 08:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Yuck! --User:Xamralco/sig 23:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Vegan hunting

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not good. --User:Frosty/sig4 08:47, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:50, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, lacks pictures, and contains several spelling mistakes. Weird and wacky, yes; satire no. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Simsilikesims. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:15, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:06, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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The Administration of Uncyclopedia

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  1. Delete It's bad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:57, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. utterly pointless --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Frosty/sig4 07:19, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Once you look beyond the rant and stereotype, you find....nothing! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:34, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Navelism, but the bad kind. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:14, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Fursecution and Fursecution (unbiased)

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  1. The most terrible grindhouse event ever. And it's not because they're pretty much the same article. Symbol delete vote.svg Double kill. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:33, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:53, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:02, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crapberries. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. God I miss Mordillo. If he were here he'd tell you this was an invalid nom and you must make a seperate nomination for each article. You know, on second thought... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:04, 10 Nov
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Circle squaring

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  1. Delete Yeah, it's bad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 13:02, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I'VE GOT CIRCLES ON MY EYEBALLS! --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:20, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eyesore. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:19, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No base of common reference from which to draw a humorous conclusion, or more simply put: "What?"Jonny appleseed 23:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Good ole boys

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  1. Delete There has been a template at the top of the page urging someone to delete it since 2005. I think it's about time we complied. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:56, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. .... --User:Frosty/sig4 08:17, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. It seems the author was not too confident judging from the template he put in there. Talk Mattsnow 11:11, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nadgers. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:21, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Interstate 78

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  1. Delete Like the article says: the journey down Interstate 78 is a forgettable one. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:42, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Whatever --User:Frosty/sig4 05:58, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Interstate 78 will not be revisited by Bob Dylan. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Superimposition

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  1. Delete It has the tone of an academic paper and just about the same level of humour. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:45, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is why we should have had a legit deletion policy in 2005. --User:Frosty/sig4 05:52, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. When this article was created, the IP who made it says: "this isn't funny, but it is pretty crazy and certain people would get a laugh out of it". Like he was expecting it to be deleted. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:27, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Runt. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:22, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Jon Eakes

Score: 4
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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:19, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:19, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau 01:12, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Suck. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 01:29, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Crown Lager

Score: 5
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  1. Delete This is bad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:15, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:49, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:15, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jonny appleseed 17:11, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Crown shit. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 01:36, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Gömar Vav Ramög

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written before the invention of humour (or humor?) --Nikau 01:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:31, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. 2005cruft -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:48, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I don't have anything against the year 2005. I do have something against StupidRandomCrap, Inc., the authors of this article — they raped my dog and stole my wife. Fuck 'em, I say. ~ButtButterson (speak) Nov 9, '11 5:21am
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate with great prejudice. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:51, 9 November 2011
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Karkorov Van Darrenburg

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Enter key, how does that work? --Nikau 01:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kill with fire. ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) Nov 9, '11 5:18am
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Uhhhh --User:Frosty/sig4 05:46, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Bitch please. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:22, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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LOAL

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  1. Delete This is mostly nonsense. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:25, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau 01:13, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This article should get a blow-job from a Tasmanian devil. While you ponder the mechanics of that and cringe in horror, let me take the opportunity to vote Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. ~BusterCherry (speak) Nov 9, '11 5:30am
  5. No. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Eco-holism

Score: -2
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  1. Keep. This is quite an amusing parody of environmentalism, specifically the wing that tends to err towards utopia becoming something of mid-life hobby.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:00, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Strong keep There is nothing there that leads me too deletion. All it needs is an expansion, because the base idea is very strong. --Nikau 01:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ECO-HAULIN' ASS. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:53, 9 November 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Add an Expand template and it'll be fine. --Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 16:29, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Short and unfunny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:58, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:33, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:52, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept, {{Expand}} added as suggested by some of the keep votes -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:37, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Oprah Winfrey

Score: -1
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  1. Keep. Not that bad - also I generally think major topics should be kept.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:36, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. “I did that nigger last night”. Indeed, what straight man would not want to do such? --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 12:38, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. How dare you huff the legend!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 04:31, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. I rescued this from VFD years ago and rewrote it. Maybe it needs another rewrite because Oprah has moved on with her life. But it doesn't deserve a deletion. I would also argue that for Uncyclopedians who are award winners and have been a member of this community for sometime would at least get the courtesy being notified that this was listed on VFD. There are worse things on Uncyclopedia than this, with less content. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:49, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep There are some big black lumps of classy writing in there. I am guessing most of the random stuff that remains is from sub-Prettiestpretty-quality humans. --Nikau 01:20, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Long, bad, and random --User:Xamralco/sig 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not one bit of it is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:43, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:54, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs rebuilding. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:54 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 10:14, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Stealth Jerker

Score: 5
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  1. Delete is in actuality slang for Delete. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:40, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randomnizer. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:41, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:12, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif JERK THAT PENIS IN ANOTHER MAN'S FACE!  --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 20:20, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Bloody wankers. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:54 November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Pesos

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  1. Delete Very listy, very unfunny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:30, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A one liner idea turned into an article. Doesn't work. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:58, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:12, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And they were doing well for two paragraphs... --Nikau 01:15, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The lowest of the low. --User:Frosty/sig4 05:45, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Vampire watermelon

Score: 6
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  1. Delete Just terrible. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:26, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Quite --User:Frosty/sig4 06:27, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh dear. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:29, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:11, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Need a shotgun here. --BLU Scoutgineer 18:45, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Best served with stake. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Pokémon and all its templates

Score: -5
Elapsed Time: 77765 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Er, sorry, but this is funny. --User:Magic man/sig 04:59, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Definite keep. The formatting needs a bit of a hand though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:58, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Rewrite it. Maybe make fun of the fandom. I am a pokemon fan, so i can provide information about the fandom, and easily make fun of the fantards.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:55, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yes, Mr-ex777 should do a rewrite. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 10:09, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It's too good of a concept to be deleted, although some it could use a bit of a rewrite --User:Xamralco/sig 17:10, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite yes, delete no. Repitition is funny, but an article that is nothing but... isn't. Still has potential. Besides, even if it's deleted, someone's gonna recreate it (or put in their own version) five seconds later. --BLU Scoutgineer 18:49, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg "Pokémon is a game developed by the Japanese for the purpose of mind control," et-cetera et-cetera... Wash, rinse and repeat a dozen times. We really could use a better, less repetitive article for such a notable subject. I nommed the templates because the page itself is actually composed of just these templates. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:54 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete I find the fact that it is so repetitive funny, because that's what Pokemon is: very repetitive. But it's all ruined by the fact that what is being repeated isn't funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:38, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept and moved -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 06:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Mountain Dew

Score: 5
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  1. Fairly stupid - jesus juice, and never gets any better. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:42, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:37, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. User:TheSlyFox/Detonate I forgot how to laugh. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:57 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Ethine/sig
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Projectile Vomit

Score: 5
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  1. This seems bad. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:42, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:36, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lyrithya seems correct. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:27 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah this sucks. User:Ethine/sig
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VFD-padlock.png Antidecimalitarianism

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 77847 hours
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#Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There's far too much content here for it to be deleted with the reason Lollipop had in mind. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:32, 4 November 2011

That doesn't stop it from being unfunny though --User:Xamralco/sig 20:37, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
Very well, I'll abstain. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:57, 5 November 2011
  1. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:36, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep "Picture-less" and "not an encyclopedia worthy content" are not reasons for deletion. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:38, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Eh I like it. --User:Frosty/sig4 06:03, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Stub Picture-less, quite unfunny, generally not an encyclopedia worthy content. User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 4 November 2011, at 19:24
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:37, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace. It's quite awful in its current state. Since Bizzeebeever wants to work on it, should we send it to his userspace in the meantime? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:57 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:53, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Pokémon (anime)

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 77772 hours
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  1. nigga please --Roman Dog Bird 21:49, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  And while we're at it... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:10 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:40, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:41, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. We've all been here when we deleted Giratina and Kyogre. Those delete votes were funnier than the articles. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 02:44, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Cyclotron

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  1. I think I hit random page on accident or something, because somehow I found myself staring at this... which just seems really random. With Tron jokes. At least, I assume they're jokes. Are they jokes? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It sounds like Robin Williams created that article. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 7 November 2011, at 20:13
  3. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 20:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg ....... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:21 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:33, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that needs to be dumped in the scrap yard. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:17, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Newbold

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  1. 1) Create a fictional mammal. 2) Throw a bunch of random bullshit in it. 3) Throwing in obligatory mention of being hunted to extinction by serial rapists. 4) ???? 5) Profit! Just kidding. Step 5 is Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:46, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 20:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:34, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's a list masquerading as an article. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:59 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Curious waste of someone's time. When could this ever be funny? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:05, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Army of the SNEEPUR

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 77783 hours
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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 10:45, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG This is a first. An article that never actually describes its subject. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:06 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:35, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg ? --User:Magic man/sig 05:01, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Blowjobs --User:Frosty/sig4 06:07, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Foof

Score: 7
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  1. Delete Pretty much the definition of 2005cruft. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 10:40, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 15:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What a lovely little random stub. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  4. User:TheSlyFox/Detonate THAT's What I Call Cruft, 2005 Super Deluxe Edition CD!!! Worthy of inclusion in my quotes page. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:03 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:35, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg 0_0 That's really bad. --User:Magic man/sig 05:00, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Redefines fail --User:Frosty/sig4 06:06, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Feast of Dance Dance Revolution

Score: 4
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  1. Delete Starts out with a list and never gets any better. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:00, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF is this? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:59 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:36, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ra-Ra-Randumbo, lover of the Homecoming Queen. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 08:13, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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I LOVE SHIMANTO

Score: 5
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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:53, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Love. At what point does it become obsession? --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 13:18, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:52, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Needs moar funny. --User:Frosty/sig4 06:05, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Might I have a userspace copy? The opening sentence is promising..... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 21:56 November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Katee Sackhoff

Score: 6
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  1. Starts out going on about her pussy and never gets any funnier... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  2. What do you hear Starbuck? Nothing but the rain. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:00, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Oh WOW. --Roman Dog Bird 08:17, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --User:Xamralco/sig 12:23, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I'm not totally sure how someone "looses" their virginity. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 13:04, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Dreadful. Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 14:53, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Blue lemonade

Score: 4
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  1. Random, awful stub --User:Xamralco/sig 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. User:Wilytank/Huh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 12:32, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG During the "war" I blew up this pile of crap. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:36 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:55, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Bucketfish

Score: 5
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  1. Delete At first I thought this was vanity, but this article is the first result when you google "Bucketfish" so now I'm not sure. But yeah, its still bandcruft. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:44, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:02, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Make sure it kicks the bucket. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:24, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Whatever it is, it isn't funny. Reads like a... not funny article. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  5. Yeah, no. Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 14:55, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Pope Sevunus

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 77872 hours
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  1. While I agree wholeheartedly with HELPME's sentiments, I'm not deleting this. Hell no. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
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  1. "Sevunus was not so much an actual pope as a group of popes," 'nuff said. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 18:24, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:21, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. wtf is this shit Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 22:04, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. ^^^^ My thoughts exactly. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 17:11 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:Wilytank/Huh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:26, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. But you have no choice, Lyrithya... --Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 07:59, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Jeffrey Sebelia

Score: 4
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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:55, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:03, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That doesn't even make sense. --User:Frosty/sig4 22:41, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. GTFO --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:35, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Batch File

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  1. Delete I don't know what a batch file is, but I doubt this would be funny even if I did. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:34, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:53, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:01, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Just not funny. Stupid, but not funny. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  5. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:25, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Having written a few...dozen .BAT files myself, I did find the first two scripts mildly amusing. The first one prints out "My vagina bleeds when I sit on knifes" infinitely, and the second one prints "I pwn3d u n00b!!!!!!!" infinitely, in green on black. Sorta exactly what a 12-year-old would do...if he'd never seen a command prompt before. Except he would also execute it 400 times, before running FORMAT C: /Q /X ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Nov 4, '11 8:09pm

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  1. Keep. Reasonable enough stub...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:47, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and revert to a version from 2007 or so. It was passable back then. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:29, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What Sycamore said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:37, 3 November 2011
  4. Keep What Socky said about what Sycamore said. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:02, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Short and unfunny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:57, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, it's bad --User:Xamralco/sig 19:26, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I made a revert to 2007, but the angle still just doesn't work. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  4. Deletion by lethal gassing. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 04:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:TheSlyFox/Detonate -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:06 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. It may be decent, but it's a stub. Move it to your userspace if you want it so bad. --Epic!.png Talk! Contribs! 16:57, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
    How is a red link better than a decent stub? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:59, 3 November 2011
    Apparently it won't matter, seeing as this hasn't reached consensus after nearly 100 hours. ^_^ -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:31 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Stop 'n' Swop

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. if you carve away the "hilarious" random wibble there's a sad sack of nothing at the core.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:49, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:07, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What the fuck is this? Sir HELPMEHELP goes here 22:33, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Meh. --User:Frosty/sig4 00:08, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No. Now "Swop". Just stop. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 12:25, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There are funny parts in there too. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:38, 3 November 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This isn't bad and it could use a rewrite. On the other hand, it reminds me of those overly long Metalhead ballads that just will not end. Not awful enough to snuff. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:56, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --User:Frosty/sig4 00:09, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Long and unfunny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:04, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:27, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I'm arbitrarily declaring this kept, regardless of the score and the amount of time that has passed. Everything else is a complete coincidence. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*