Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive170

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Evil Impression of Edward Cullen

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Template:Hoax

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Template:Jean Reno

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Stonecutters

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Candy

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  • Added template. --Mnbvcxz 03:09, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Daytona 500

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VFD-padlock.png Sudan

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  • Keep. In my opinion, racism can either be offensive or very funny, depending on how it's presented, and in this article, it's... well, not very funny, but not very offensive, either. Anyway, nothing that can't be dealt with through the normal editorial process. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:06, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep on Principle not that bad or that offensive. Also, I wouldn't call that racism. Worse things are said on this site about the Fat-assed Americans, crumpet-eating Limeys, skirt-wearing drunken Scots, et cetera. --Mnbvcxz 06:02, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. We have worse. Slap a rewrite tag on it, perhaps. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:31, Jan 28
  • Keep. Not that bad. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:33, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep Per the Sockpuppet Vote Above^ --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:14, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
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Racist piece of crap Saberwolf116 17:03, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

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Ok, I give in. It's pretty terrible, but I slapped a liposuction template on it.Saberwolf116 15:52, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Wu Cheng Yi

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  • Weak keep. I took out all the red ink. Apparently, this is an article by a Singaporean about the Singaporean TV show Honour and Passion. I couldn't possibly tell if it was funny without being a Singaporean who watches Honour and Passion. Also: technically an invalid nom due to lack of {{vfd}} template. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:45, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Because Hyperbole says something sensible for a change. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep Formating messes can be cleaned up in just minutes. I had to clean one up above that is up for VFD because of excess template spam. It appears as I am voting keep here it has been fixed. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:19, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep bandwagon keep, because that is what I do. Probably needs a "fix" template though. --Mnbvcxz 03:22, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete random formatting mess. --Mnbvcxz 03:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png TailGater

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  • Abstain I'm not familiar with the term, from above description just isn't a topic that would be funny to me. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:12, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Kept. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:50, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete I voted keep for when it was up at the start of the month. However, on further reflection, I think we should delete this. I don't think we should have "for userspace only" templates in the main template-space at all. All "user-space-only" templates should be in userspace. This wiki is about the mainspace articles, not userspace jibber-jabbering. Therefore, we shouldn't suffer mainspace clutter or chaos on maintenance tasks to allow userspace babbling. --Mnbvcxz 16:48, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Hellz yeah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:53, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I agree. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:44, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
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  • IT is a redundant warning template, and the instructions say its only a userspace template now. (I assume that is because of an administrative ruling of the cabal) We have a {{rewrite}} template. We don't need "psuedo-rewrite" templates that do same thing, only confusingly, inconsistently, and without the auto-categorization. And I changed by mind on this one. --Mnbvcxz 03:17, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment FIRST of all, don't wave your little finger at those of us who have been around for a long while about this template. Secondly, the most irritating thing about this matter is that this template has been placed on VFD how many times (?) and it has survived. At this point whether it serves a purpose or not, I will defend it because this Nom is a PIECE OF CRAP itself. (PS, its that time of the month!) Hugs, Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:48, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
    • First off, I regret voting keep last time. And, it survived last time (or at least got as many for votes as it did) because of a lack of a valid template. Second, was there a good reason for the previous consensus? (as I said before, I regret my vote on the issue) I know bringing up the same issue over and over gets annoying. However, alot of the active users now weren't around or didn't know what they were doing when the current "consensus" was formed. --Mnbvcxz 04:09, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
      • There is NO WAY that VFD should adhere to the opinions of the past. Articles change, userbases change, opinions change, and because of this VFD should be kept elastic at all times and not be based on mere tradition, let alone user annoyance and menstruation. PP's reason to keep is about as legitimate as me saying "Yo, fuck that article Sergei Rachmaninoff, I hate Russians, their accents are annoying." Additionally, this template has NEVER been used for its intended purpose (as a warning template), only as a vehicle of space-occupying and page-uglifying. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:26, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
        • Considering that this template has been voted to be kept at least 5 or six times in the past, and it not being an article and underwent not changes whatsoever, I think it's a valid reason to stop voting on it for the seventh eighth and ninth time. There is plenty of crap out there people can nominate and vote on without beating that poor horse every time. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:28, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  • VOTING CLOSED. And stop nominating this template. As per PP, it survived I can't count how many times in the past already. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Pretzel

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--- Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Bad-day

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  • Delete. A crappy article. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:23, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:35, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Survey says?!?!........BZZZZZZZZZT--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:55, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Whoever wrote this article was having a bad day. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:36, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Also: Norwegian wood. (This comment now makes as much sense as the article). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:16, Jan 26
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Doctor What

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Splinter Cell

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Jo Whiley

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  • Delete. Even the "Humour" section wasn't funny. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:40, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --Mnbvcxz 16:27, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete If you look hard enough, there's jokes hidden in there but they're under-developed and poorly executed unfortunately.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:52, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Straightforward crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:19, Jan 26
  • What the fuck?Saberwolf116 17:32, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
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The up against the wall motherfuckers

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Orson Scott Card

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Data

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Patrick Stewart

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Robert Fico

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Chad Ocho Cinco

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Ruby Tuesday

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Image:Viceland.jpg

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  • delete only on one page, and that is a list of unused images. borders on E.D. style imagery. I think this is below our standards. --Mnbvcxz 01:16, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
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T'was an orphan, essentially, so I huffed it. Bush was the decidicator. I'm the deletifier. He clears brush on his ranch. I set stuff on fire. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Barack Obama assassinated. Robert Gates sworn in as 44th president.

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  • I agree that it's not really funny, though it's an obvious subject. There were/are actually some stupid shits planning to assassinate Obama. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:30, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment While this looks to be on the way to NOT being removed, I just want to reiterate that I do not think that its parody, humor, satire or smart to have something like this on the site. There are enough crack pots in the world enough, and I live in a country where blacks were lynched for the smallest of infractions (whistling at white women, just merely walking the planet, even) in the deep south within my lifetime. AND I would as upset with this if it were written about anyone else. Racial parody and satire are one thing because they skewer "sacred cows", however assassination of any human isn't an opporunity for humor, no matter how dark it may be. This one crosses the line for me fellas, and sets off all sorts of bad Krama. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:46, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Special pleading. This site has tons of Jew-killing jokes and the like. --Mnbvcxz 16:21, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  • The article itself is completely absurd (Joe Biden killing Barack Obama?) and it just mocks the idea of Robert Gates becoming president, as he was the so-called "designated successor". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:28, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  • We already have articles on Murder, Assassination, and National Try To Assassinate The President Day. They may not be in great taste, but they are already on here. Whether it is a good idea depends on how willing one is to push the envelope, which is part of humor, and free speech. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:53, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Speedy (if somewhat delayed) keep. Invalid nom. Too new. QVFD would be more appropriate (and I wouldn't delete it if it appeared there, as it's not bad with the "loaded banana" additon. It's not great, but it's not crap). There are way more offensive pages on Uncyc than this.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:45, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Shitland

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Hold on....I have an idea. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:12, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Still Delete. Belgium's article sucks. This really needs some major rewriting. As it is now, it could just as well be redirected to Belgium. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
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Template:President

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I removed this template from the articles in which it was legacycruft. There were a few articles where the fake presidency was the main focus of the article. Not surprisingly, all of those article are quite random and unfunny. I'd think we'd be better off sending this template to hell with the page. P.s. VFD template is on the talk page, the main page is protected. --Mnbvcxz 17:41, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

p.s. THIS IS THE MYTHICAL PRESIDENTS TEMPLATE!!! not the real us presidents template, that one is {{USpresident}} --Mnbvcxz 05:35, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

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Why is there no VFD template on this page? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:04, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
The template page is protected from editing. Therefore, the VFD template goes on the talk page. --Mnbvcxz 05:57, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
All right then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:04, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png Formal Language

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:17, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. not the best article on the subject, but it still has some value. --Mnbvcxz 17:40, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete very messy and unfunny, very pointless--Tagstit 06:23, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:23, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh, meta. Bad meta, complete with memes and random. Really don't see the point, myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:15, Jan 20
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  • Just a rambling wall of text, no pictures, not funny --Tagstit 04:28, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per above. --Mnbvcxz 15:47, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png JNNN TV Anda/Homepage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete NRV and it makes my eyes bleed. IronLung 04:16, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
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12 days, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Fuckadoodledoo

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British Revolution

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Manele

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a page full of lists and one large image that the average English person can't read. I personally don't find the article to be funny. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 06:27, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnbvcxz 06:42, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy, dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:08, Jan 21
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The year 2200

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VFD-padlock.png Samuel L. Vacuum

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strongest Possible Keep this is funny. The article is about the pompous justification of the sentence. In fact, I'm considering nominating this on VFH when the queue goes down a bit.--Mnbvcxz 07:50, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
You have got to be kidding me. I'm noticing a trend here, finding a single situation as ripe for comedy despite depth. It's OK as a keep but VFH?? You're advocating VFD material as VFH while being articulate seems to get quick against votes from you. I'm OK with keeping but......--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  21:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. The whole thing isn't really an article. It just goes on and on about that one sentence. --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 14:55, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA! This is crap. 00:16, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
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There Mnbvcxz, I added it as a userspace page. --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 15:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Peter Jennings

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Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

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  • Delete as nominator. Overly factual gamecruft - the only thing the article has going for it is length. It just isn't hitting my funny bone. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 21:11, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per above. --Mnbvcxz 07:52, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:14, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:49, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
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Bub

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  • This page is far from awesome! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete How many half-baked, stale jokes can we fit on one page? More importantly, how can something be stale and yet only half-baked? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:03, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A list of numbers, followed by not very much? Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:26, Jan 13
  • KILL THE FUCKER! KILL IT! Don't make us suffer from this article anymore. Reading this increased my chance of Getting Some Sick by 50%. :( 02:50, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Procedural Delete as broken redirect; see below. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 21:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
    • This vote was in error; see my comment below for further explanation. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 21:43, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
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Smug

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  • Weak Keep some base material, not a total waste of space. --Mnbvcxz 15:41, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, If you like this joke watch South Park. It has no business as an article here. So is this VFH material too?--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  22:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:59, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Romartus 09:44, 7 January 2009 (UTC).

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  • The concept of smug applied to smog is the basis of South Park Episode 1002 "Smug Alert". Already, it's highly derivative coming out the gate. Then, it goes on to follow the episode with San Francisco and Hybrid cars!! It doesn't get easier than this, it's plagiarism!!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:59, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Smug Alert synopsis from wikipee.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  09:29, 7 January 2009 (UTC)


St Richards Catholic College

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  • A bunch of idiots are trying do delete with them. While I don't agree to their way of working, I agree that it is garbage. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:58, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete post haste. Observe my comment below --Nytrospawn 21:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • D1337 As per nytrospawn, and what was said on IRC. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:32, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • KILL IT FOR THE SAKE OF ALL OF US! It's unfunny, full of overdone jokes, and is overall vanity. But I think we should contact his school and tell them about it anyways. People who make crappy articles deserve to be expelled. 00:07, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
    • Incidentally, his school already knows, and is currently bitching at him in a bout of obnoxious British censorship, along with his parents. Apparently he was also drunk at the time of writing. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
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Author of the article contacted me, stating that his school career was in jeopardy if this article wasnt deleted. I deleted it ,as I took sympathy on the poor sod, for being a Catholic school boy,being drunk,being British,and posting on Uncyclopedia. Please redelete as I dont want his parents sueing Uncyclopedia for their kid being a retard--Nytrospawn 21:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

As it turns out, another article is being started on the apparent fascism of said school in question. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:32, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
This is the Mister Winkler saga all over again. First, I wouldn't believe any one that comes online and claims something will happen if something else wouldn't happen. Also, I don't think he created this article. And lastly, if we deleted everything that we're asked just out of the blue, we might as well start purging the whole site. Having said that, the article is a pile of crap. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:05, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
We shouldn't be afraid of a lawsuit for this sort of stuff. We stood up to Pr. Video for crying out loud. And another thing, this article was deleted only 5 hours 2 minutes after it was nominated. --Mnbvcxz 06:24, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

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  • Abstain probably something savable, as per the "length of crap" argument. --Mnbvcxz 19:30, 10 January 2009 (UTC)