Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive203

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Antie eurg

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  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:09, 18 Mar
  • Delete: Most of the links are red (most of the links are red). When they should be blue (when they should be blue). I got down on my knees (got down on my... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. qvfd bad. --Mn-z 00:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • good god --Roman Dog Bird 00:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg As per orginator request when he/she/it asked SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH IT. - Let's put it out of it's/our misery. Puppy Debarked Friday, 02:06, Mar 19 2010 UTC
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Deleted. I'm just saying because the link is still blue. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg We don't carePaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 06:00, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. More tedious warcruft scribbling. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:09, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of the above; but the intro is also a case study in bad writing. Start by telling me what my conclusion will be; mention penis in the second sentence, use encyclopedia clichés ("have often been considered...by most"), add randomness (Cuba? Abraham Lincoln?), and marvel over your "awesome phrases." Spıke ¬ 11:21 18-Mar-10
  • the fuck is that --Roman Dog Bird 17:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:37, 18 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow, that's crap. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 18:17, Mar. 18, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You know what else is trash? This article... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:54, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Also Your face. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:57, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bin this one up and leave outside for the electron munchers. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:02, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The incoherence between sections reminds me of Naked Came the Stranger, the notorious hoax porn-novel-by-committee. Spıke ¬ 11:22 18-Mar-10
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  • Donate it to illogicopedia or sell to Encyclopedia Dramatica. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:03, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Delete. If we are going to do it again then we should do it. If we aren't then we should kill it. Puppy Debarked Thursday, 01:52, Mar 18 2010 UTC
  • Delete Seems pointless to delete it. But then Uncyc is pointless in a fantastic way. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. found it while catting images. It is basically a messy political rant, and there isn't anything that a future wouldn't think of in 10 minutes. --Mn-z 00:56, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Making sport exclusively of one side might appeal to...the other side. Except that it's 38 years later and most of the chapters of the Nixon Fan Club have disbanded. Spıke ¬ 01:06 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concept's on board and ready to sail, execution's face down in the water, turning blue. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:22, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Subject has potential, but the article is crap. The map is the only thing that made me chuckle. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:46, Mar. 17, 2010
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. When "one side" and/or "the other side" represent 1/3 to 1/2 of a major country you're not going to have problems with in-jokes or vanity. Hell, that's pretty damn close to "mass appeal". Political humor is, in theory, just fine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
I agree, and do it all the time on UnNews. But Mn-z is right, this one is a rant. Spıke ¬ 01:23 17-Mar-10

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  • Delete. little used template. . --Mn-z 00:21, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not bad for an "approves" template, but it looks like its real purpose is to promote a useless category and a blog no one's heard of. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:49, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The category is useless except as canned humor (where the joke is 22 years old). Spıke ¬ 17:59 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Mr. Gorbachev, get rid of this cruft. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 18:22, Mar. 18, 2010
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  • Section head edited. Spıke ¬ 00:30 17-Mar-10

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I sort of merged the two, but there wasn't that much worth keeping in pregnant. --Mn-z 01:29, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Bold text to get your attention. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

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Kept Sorry, I'm not convinced the people voting here (except Syndrome) knew what this cat was for. I see no reason it delete it unless we delete V week. Check "what links here" more often chaps. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:11, Mar 18

Tim Burton

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  • There's a new user whose sole purpose seems to be to make a pocketful of tiny edits to this page. No real improvements so far, though. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:29, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
The effort of Timmytime to paddle this article sideways into acceptability slightly precedes its VFD nomination. Spıke ¬ 17:12 17-Mar-10

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Someone has specked his drink. Starts out as a clever alternative explanation for the lyrics of a popular song. (Not that I know it.) Ends with listcruft, stupidity, vulgarity, insults to the reader, and possible vandalism. Fixable. Spıke ¬ 23:04 16-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Yes. We won't get anything better... probably a lot worse  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Yes kinda funny and satirical article.suppose it does get deleted.i cant imagine something much better.i mean it makes its point clear about souljah boy's horrible music..Jupiterfox 17-Mar-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is too damn stupid--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:45, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "he was a retard" is not clever. --Mn-z 00:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Changed my mind. "Fixable" would require rewriting, start-to-finish. And for what? Spıke ¬ 01:29 17-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Keep that school project paper for a bit longer, though. It made me laugh out loud. --Wilytank 13:26, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
It just so happens we needed an illustration for the Read Me First page for budding cub reporters on UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:06 17-Mar-10
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Kept No VFD Tag. If I don't do this from time to time you buggers will forget even more... VFD tags must be added. Don't nominate again for a few weeks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:16, Mar 18

Game:The yes or no game

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It looks like it was featured in 2005, can't delete that page, or is that not a page of this game? Aleister in Chains 4:37 17 3 mmx

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Kept via WTF? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 08:24, Mar 17

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fakey religion, wibble wibble wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:36, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Burn. Who is Thomas Baron Deery? This is utter nonsense and feels like a Livejournal entry.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 15:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft about a made up religion. --Wilytank 16:00, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "There is no telling what the future holds for [this article], but it will be interesting to see where this crazy bunch of hippy ass mofos end up." Not. Spıke ¬ 16:06 16-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:50, Mar. 16, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 00:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Keep I was about to vote delete, but seeing that Poopy forgot to tag the page with {{VFD}} (POTR, see my note below in the comments section wherein I remind you to tag pages you nominate), I clicked edit, and there the Korean interwiki link was brought to my attention. This article is featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia, and every page is illustrated with images, which probably makes the game a lot better. Please check it out before voting. It really helps to see what's happening instead of just reading it and assuming a 12-year-old wrote it. I should be getting to bed but I'll copy the images to the English wiki tomorrow if no one beats me to it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Now that it matches the Korean Version, did it become good? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Good" is subjective. I like it. I could write a Fisher-Price style retrospective about its virtues, but instead I'll sum the game up by saying it's like Sim City meets I Wanna Be The Guy meets Mr. Bean. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:27, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 08:29, Mar 17

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  • Comment May I request that the admins hold back on deleting this until there's a clear majority greater than the usual 5? This game is huge and it would take some time to look at it and make a fair judgement. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:57, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Kept Not enough to kill it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 08:28, Mar 17

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  • Well, it the Knocc Out, definition orginal baby gangster approach me like you hard, muthafucker i'mma bank ya shank ya, with my fuckin shank, if i havta Dr Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin actors prankstas, studio gangstas, bustas but this time yer dealin with some real muthafuckers. The Man In Black. 00:49, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Keep For a Star Trek Series Guide it seems fine and actually quite detailed, and if worked on it could only improve. I had a few laughs just skimming it. So, why? Aleister in Chains 2:06 16 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. savable and not totally worthless. Should get a rewrite tag. --Mn-z 01:13, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg What Mnbvcxz said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:21, 16 March 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not too bad. You would expect an article by hardened Trekkies lovingly listing every single episode with just enough changed to claim they were practicing "humor." Spıke ¬ 01:46 16-Mar-10
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  • Delete. SEE YOUNG NIGGAS LIKE ME WILL BREAK YOU OFF SOMETHING, BUT CLAIMIN' MY CITY BOY, DRE, YOU AIN'T FROM COMPTON The Man In Black. 00:42, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:04, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept Colin your nominations look worse than your penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 09:23, Mar 16


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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm a very religious person, mind you! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:14, 16 March 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. not really that good, but too notable. And its sort of functioning as a portal. I think we are better off keeping it. If it doesn't exist I could see the causal reader saying, "ZOMG! they can't even make an article about relgion, this place is teh suxxors" --Mn-z 01:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I hate it with a passion, but there is enough of merit in there that it could be salvaged with a decent re-write, and I'm drooling to have a go at this. Worst case - if we are going to delete this, could whoever huffs pop a copy into my namespace? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 04:47, Mar 16 2010 UTC
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect to something not so fucking retarded. The Man In Black. 00:22, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Interminable (only a problem as it has no point to make) and listy. If it doesn't exist, Mn-z, I could see the casual reader saying, "As this is a wiki, I bet I am free to write a new article on religion!" Spıke ¬ 02:00 16-Mar-10
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  • re: spike *:But, its probably going to come back worse. Maybe we should create a religion portal or something. --Mn-z 02:06, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

kept Someone clean this up please? Maybe actually make this into a portal type page with just a small introduction? Remove most of the crap, and leave lots of links to other related articles. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 09:31, Mar 16

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep I can see the method in the madness. With some cleanup, it might be decent, but I'm afraid that reading it might still be too much like work. --Mn-z 01:29, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
It was a lot like work. Taking ten paragraphs to, ultimately, define Narrative by illustration, is clever but a waste of time. Belongs in a different namespace unless it gets a lot funnier. Spıke ¬ 12:49 12-Mar-10
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  • Delete. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:07, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Category:Rambling. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10
  • Delete...OK I get it writer. You know this is crap so why bother writing all this down and posting it in the Limp Sprinkler of Unknowledge known as Uncyclopedia? A true appreciation of your work can be found down the hall by the shit chute known as Encyclopedia Dramatica...--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:03, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quite boring --Wilytank 16:08, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Slurp!,Slurp!, Gag!,Gag! --Roman Dog Bird 20:17, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Don't forget the {{VFD}} tag. Spıke ¬ 20:59 11-Mar-10
Yeah, thanks someone for adding it. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 15:44, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
My good man, they are clipping their coupons. Spıke ¬ 20:39 12-Mar-10

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.The Chi go down to the ang, when the Pi go see the po after the Li saw mi but the Wa was at the bou.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:13, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Zût alors! Always-endearing English-as-a-Second-Language ("People in glass houses shouldn't through parties") but this is essentially a sandbox, periodically begging the reader to keep going. Spıke ¬ 23:30 15-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 23:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:01, 16 March 2010
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. There's plenty of room on VFD. If you deem something VFD ready don't suggest it, take the shot. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Longer but still utterly atrocious. Paragraphs that end mid-sentence indicate an article abandoned in late 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg woke up to find a prostitute in his Like father, like son. Spıke ¬ 19:57 15-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because I'm a mean bastard. --DANNEH VIRUS! Bacteriophage.jpg 00:23, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Not having been there, let me tell you about the US Army: It is widely understood that the best way to ensure success is to requisition equipment that you don't need, in order to trade it for stuff that you need desperately but your superiors would never approve. The only way to defeat the enemy is to interpret your orders creatively, deny receiving them, or deliberately disregard them once you have an airtight excuse. There is a small chance that your career as an officer may be ruined by Congressional inquiry or internal scapegoating. And that you will die taking a hill while diplomats are negotiating to give it back. There is a large chance of becoming a hero by disobeying orders to complete a mission, provided you complete the mission. This is all well-known, dead-serious, and yet tons funnier than our current article. Spıke ¬ 17:31 14-Mar-10

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  • Keep I'm embarrassed to say that despite the complete lack of most redeeming qualities, I did find this amusing. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep For sure, I found it very funny. And the concept should exist in at least one article on Uncy. Feature. (I've already done did my mandatory vote-for-save edits) Aleister in Chains 13:34 14 3 mmx
added pics, more edits. If saved maybe rename "HowTo:Write articles while drunk" or "Sober is for pussies", or,betrest yet "HowTo:Write articles while drunk sober is for pussies". Al de'Chain, a few minutes later
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Feature! I can easily see why this had to be done. After all, inebriation is hilarious...if it's not you. --Wilytank 18:20, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • You do know that one of our most popular articles, in terms of out of-wiki-notability, was written by an inebriated author? That sort of ruins the concept of making fun of drunken editing.--Mn-z 16:27, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
How about renaming it HowTo:Write articles while extremely drunk Aleister in Chains 16:48 pi day

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Jerry Hall

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  • Delete. I don't want to go on deletion crusade against specific active authors. However, this one is particularly bad. It consists mainly of human-on-cartoon sex (both straight and gay) and references to the deleted Mama Luigi. --Mn-z 15:19, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
If you're not up for a crusade, I suppose Minerva Mink and Amy Winehouse can breathe easy. Spıke ¬ 17:40 13-Mar-10
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  • re: spike's comment They are both "weak", and if they were the creations of a retired user or ip, I'd probably go ahead and nom them on VFD. However, I'm afraid that nominating all of them might scare away the author. And, its our policy assume that writers will probably get better as they become more familiar with our standards of humor and get the silliness out of their systems. If we only nom the author's worst articles, it will hopefully send him a signal that his writing system needs improvement without scaring him off the wiki. --Mn-z 21:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
My only remaining hope for Jupiterfox (see my comment on Pineapple titties below) is that he meet up with Storytime and that the meeting results in a magical transformation of both of them into their literary opposites. Spıke ¬ 22:51 13-Mar-10
Come on Spike, Storytime ain't that bad. He wrote HowTo:Rescue A Princess, and if not for that huge list in the middle, it'd be a relatively good article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:05, 14 March 2010
Sorry; I don't know what he's written; only that he was on the Forum complaining about how the rest of us are all so wicked smahht. Spıke ¬ 17:38 14-Mar-10
  • look spike ill tell yuo the truth.i can actually write pretty well.when it comes to academic writing,my content is A+ material.itS just that i dont think humor and comedy should be that intelligent.i simply have a silly and random sense of humor.im cant change my literary style cause i enjoy what i write and find it funny.now if that dosent fit on here,than so be it.ill just keep doing what im doing.in terms of improving writing so i can keep stuff on here, i could partner up with serious writers so i can have somehting that fits on here betterJupiterfox March 13, 2010 (UTC)
You can always do that, and there are many organized ways here of helping that to happen. What I was suggesting is that you partner up with a writer we've found of equal unseriousness, just to see what the result is! Spıke ¬ 19:11 14-Mar-10

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  • Delete. at first I was like, "this is bad enough to be turned into an inside joke." But after thinking about it, its very nearly cyberbullying, and brings up "bad memories". I replaced to names in the "Parody Film" section to get rid of the blatant references a specific user and the drama relating to his leaving the wiki. But even if that section was deleted entirely, I think the concept/page name was too much reference in itself to old drama. --Mn-z 15:04, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. The writer forgot he was supposed to be writing for a humour website instead of a pornowiki. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:42, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg kinky,lesbian,cum filled,exotic. Spıke ¬ 17:32 13-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:02, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As I noted in the comments when the article was created "Dammit, Jupiterfox" --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:29, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
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mm'kay the article came off as cyberbullying but i was really trying to acknoledge (that user who made slappys angels) i mean i didnt say (that user)sucked dick or anything.i actually liked his writing.i apologize for the cyberbully issue but thats not what i was intending.Jupiterfox

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You need to talk to master Storytime in the Forum. Spıke ¬ 12:50 13-Mar-10
  • Keep I didn't find that much wrong with keeping it on the site, probably thousands of other worse than this. And the thought of anyone fondling Margaret Thatcher's breasts is funny to me. Keeping to my personal policy I'll go put in a few minutes work on it. Aleister in Chains 15:17 13 3 mmx
Ok, I think it's working out pretty well. Come on in and join the, ah, fun? Al 15:59 13 3 mmx
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wolfox4777's other oeuvre. It has a theme, but it's not about anything. Spıke ¬ 02:50 13-Mar-10 Rescinded but not Keep; making love to Mr. Margaret Thatcher is still double-Ew! And why does a group of scientists have a name, anyway? Spıke ¬ 23:39 13-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:29, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not filthy enough. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Once again you stinks at links, good sir, your confidence in your ability to use uncyclopedia markup vastly outstrips your actual ability to use uncyclopedia markup, a problem further exacerbated by your failure to check whether or not your intended computer code was valid in achieving your desired results. Additionally a game would best be reviewed from the start as to maintain the writer's suggested context and to allow a more fair judgment by potential reviewers instead of disrupting narrative progress. Make sure the link clicks properly before you nom something. I fixed it for you. The start of the game is in the main link.
All the related branches of the game are in this link here.
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  • And you, guvnor, are lacking in the finer arts of discourse. When gentlemen such as ourselves happen upon an allegation of poor quality leveled against an individual page, we consider the allegation to impugn upon that page alone and not said page's family, friends or distinguished social clubs. As such, until established precedent has been overthrown in a formal court of law, we will have to reach a gentlemen's agreement on how to approach the subject. (However, I would like to thank you for addressing my error in which I referred to said page with the incorrect title. I do hope that my grievous error was not inferred to be disrespect.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:18, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

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Brancaster

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  • Delete. Untouched, apart from a category added by MadMax, since June 2006. Oh - and not very good. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:39, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. For once written by someone who is possibly likes Brancaster except all the newcomers. Still, this is poorly executed and deserves removal.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well-written, but it's essentially a stubby rant. And the topic--conflict between long-time residents and new arrivals--is hardly specific to there. Spıke ¬ 17:31 13-Mar-10
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  • Slurp!,Slurp!, Gag!,Gag! --Roman Dog Bird 20:13, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. RDB's rationale is the sound of "Toad & Drew Pickles Sucking Waluigi's dick." The article is a vehicle for much, much more of the same. The article isn't anything else, including funny. Spıke ¬ 20:42 12-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. but at least he didn't turn into a hermaphroditic furry and impregnate himself like Luigi. --Mn-z 21:40, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete There is no way Uncyclopedia could possibly have a good article about Waluigi. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This does nothing right. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:36, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. worthless random category of 7 items. --Mn-z 01:31, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete.. Redundant. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:07, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Automatic vote against a category that doesn't categorize. Spıke ¬ 12:49 12-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not Spinach could be anything. --Wilytank 13:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not useful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:34, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept Someone strip out the crap though eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:53, Mar 13

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Totally unfunny, starts with a cliché and doesn't get any better, morphing into a list. Only salvageable content: "a big jumble of stars that nobody can ever really make sense out of, and if they say they can, then they're lying, along with those people who can apparently tell the "difference" between Coke and Diet Coke." Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:46, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Like reading a skin rash. Not advisable. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:22, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • The author of Libra set out to muse about Myself as a Libra, and cover any other topics that could be made to fit in a carefree and wacky way. Astrology-based articles could be really funny--UnNews carries Today's Horoscope that is really funny, in very small doses--even though it is impossible even for astrology to say anything definitive about 1/12 of the population essentially chosen at random. Whatever happens to this page (deletion or repair) should be done with a view to the 11 other articles. (My first two samplings, Scorpio and Sagittarius, revealed that there is no article.) Spıke ¬  21:56 2-Mar-10
  • Spike is right. Actually all the disparate Astrology, Zodiac, Horoscopes and the individual articles for this and a couple of other signs ought to all be consolidated into one page, then all references to both astrology and the signs redirected there. In fact, let me make that my next project. How about that? I'll make redirecting this and Gemini, etc. part of that effort. Kick me hard if it isn't done in two weeks. Deal? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 22:16, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
Sounds almost like organization--but I am enthused. Spıke ¬  22:19 2-Mar-10
If done very well, that page could be a classic. Global! Global! Global! ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 1:36 3.3.2MX

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Closed Na... We only just voted on this. Not right now again eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 06:13, Mar 12

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Have already improved the form. I can save the text too. 15:06 PS--It's done. Spıke ¬ 22:04 8-Mar-10
  • Keep I trust the SPIKERTRON! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep Didn't read it before, but as it is now with a Spike makeover it got a few laughs out of me. Some of my best abductions have been by vans, so this brought back alot of memories.
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  • Delete.. There is potential to be had here, but not in this form, unless someone has a burning desire to save it then I think it should go. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:42, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Admin, if kept, please rename to White van and adjust link from VFD archive. Spıke ¬ 22:06 8-Mar-10

Kept Did I forget to say that? Oops! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:09, Mar 11

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. In the late 90's DC Comics and Marvel Comics teamed up to create Amalgam Comics, a series of fanservice wet dreams that published a series of miniseries featuring superheroes that were a hybrid of popular properties from both companies. User:Crablogger either has a hard on or a vendetta against that sort lived series and produced a number of dry, unfunny articles about Amalgam Comics. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed, as Amalgam Comics is linked to once in each of the first three lines. Spıke ¬ 12:19 8-Mar-10

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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. See above. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg I'm gonna sing the Doom song Template is neither alive nor full of mission goo. Almost everything in it is up for deletion. Closing admin, please delete Category:Zim too. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:45, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Hear hear! Yes to both. Even if we have not yet deleted all the component articles, which were like bad movie sequels. Spıke ¬ 22:03 8-Mar-10
  • tewwible --Roman Dog Bird 22:30, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like Wild at Heart said below, send it to the room with the moose. --Wilytank 22:32, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. now effectively gutted. although, if the future, I'd suggest holding off on sectional template noms until all the cruft from the template is nommed. Otherwise, you run the risk of deleting the to-delete list. --Mn-z 22:40, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment I would hold on deleting the template until we know for sure its going to be useless. I'd suggest not deleting the category at all, as there are some userspace pages in there, and it would still be better than a pile of clutter. --Mn-z 23:01, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
On a related note, it appears that this template is causing the VFD template to double. --Mn-z 00:42, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Fixed. Remember, {{Vfd}} in templates must be bracketed by <noinclude> or it is, well, included on every page that uses the template. Spıke ¬ 01:44 9-Mar-10
I should have caught that, I was thinking a coding error was magically causing the template to double for some reason. --Mn-z 01:52, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Spıke ¬ 11:13 9-Mar-10

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I will delete these pages if the consensus is to delete. Syndrome is wrong. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 10:30, Mar 10

...I'm wrong because...? Maybe we should move this page to Game:Kroz in order to "complete" the game? Or maybe move the entire thing to his userspace and forget about deleting it? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:55, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
We are not going to do anything with a page which is in userspace. The parts of the game which are not in his userspace can be voted on to delete, which is what we are doing now. The game should be removed from the game main page, as should anything linking from mainspace to userspace. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 23:12, Mar 10
The only page of the game not in Game: is the very first page. Like I said, it's being kept because of the author's poor organization skills. It would be but a trifle to move it to its right place and suppress the redirect. I would rather the first page be deleted too, not because I hate this game so much and I want it to die, but because I think the game should be treated as a whole unit and not broken up because of some unwritten rule and a mistake on the part of a Chuck Norris imitator. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:06, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
If the game was kept I would want it moved to mainspace. But... If the rest of the game is deleted, and this page is no longer linked from anywhere else I see no reason to start huffing user pages based on an assumption of intent which may or may not be true. Or... I think UN:N will apply if the rest is deleted, and that's certainly not grounds to make a special case to remove something which just don't matter. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:26, Mar 11
UN:N certainly applies, but those deleted game electrons are going to be sad and lonely without their leader. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:21, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Delete. This game is so bad, Chuck Norris using his physic powers to channel you into voting delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:13, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.clicking those links doesn't really get me anywhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

WTF? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 10:32, Mar 10

I interpreted the previous vote as a vote for a single page. Apologies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:53, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

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Ski-jumping

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  This article is just a piece of crap. It's stupid and not funny. Moreover, it's completely off-topical. I can't find any positives about it. (PS: I write User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/Ski jumping (together with Hiatus Hernia) and I was going to put it in main space). Together with this, Ski jumping (redirect page) should be deleted. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 12:16, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too random, '05 cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:54, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article's impossible chronology is a hint that author doesn't feel bound by concepts such as "theme." By all means replace it with PB's panoramic and funny version--to which we can then add numerous instances of The and otherwise make it read like English. Spıke ¬ 14:07 10-Mar-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Has little to do about actual ski jumping. --Wilytank 16:55, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments CAUTION/UWAGA/POZOR -- As the article I had nominated has been already deleted, then I put my own version (combined with Hiatus' one) in the main space. So voting is done, and the article you will see now is mine, not nominated. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 22:35, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Delete. Shitty shit shit shit shit. The Man In Black. 19:53, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia needs a really good article on this unanimously objective journalist who was in the partisan tank, up to the day he apologized for forged documents on Bush but insisted that "the story they tell is true." The Rather in the title is a clever reference to the fact that those documents, allegedly from the 'Eighties, used the superscripting feature of Microsoft Word. Unfortunately, that is the only clever thing about this article, which is mostly cheap shots and charges that he was a Soviet spy. Spıke ¬ 20:09 9-Mar-10
  • Delete Cheap shots. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 23:17, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • KENNETH WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY?!?!?!?!?! --Roman Dog Bird 02:22, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • ?pedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:05, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:29, 9 Mar
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 100% potty-mouthed tripe, resembling vandalism of the site. Is author experimenting in creating an article that does everything wrong? Is this supposed to be "so bad, it's good"? And did you nominate it because you didn't even succeed in making it that bad? Spıke ¬ 18:31 9-Mar-10
  • Well, if I read the article history correctly, it looks like 95% of this thing was written by OptyC. So, if he's nomming it for deletion, it's basically a self-nom and he could go through QVFD. Also, I suspect it was he who tricked me into giving it a Pee Review as though it were some kind of honest effort, nominated it, and subsequently called Mordillo a Jew faggot. I don't know. I'm not really sure what's going on with this thing. Delete it, I guess. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:20, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Ha ha. I treeked you! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:17, 9 Mar
  • Delete Utter shit. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 23:21, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 18:45, Mar 9
  • Comment. This is a hard one (Groans from the cheap seats).. Actually it's worth keeping just for the Pee Review but that means keeping the crap article. It could stand in a cage as an example of the Best of Uncyclopedia Not... But if the consensus is to delete, I will not object. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:52, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Explanation. I found this on QVFD. The first section is all that was there at the time. I was amusing myself by adding sections in the same crappy style as the first: a couple of lines about the subject followed by an invitation for the reader to suck the author's cock. I was expecting it to be deleted, but MrN decided it amused him as well. It amuses me, but I know full well it's shit. Also, I'm about done with it so... Oh, I supppose I should also mention that the whole Mordillo is a Jew faggot thing was just me playing the stupid noob IP schtick. In reality I have nothing but love for that Jew faggot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:16, 9 Mar
Let me get this straight. While I was trying to write good stuff, including saving two sorry articles in this forum, you were deliberately writing crap, faking a Pee Review, faking a VFD nomination, slinging fake racism, and wasting the time of all concerned, just to see if you could "treek" people? And Mr.N., who once banned me for artificially holding a vote open to troll for volunteers, will not ban your ass for flagrantly gaming us because "it amused him" (your words)? I think you should get the fuck out. Spıke ¬ 00:32 10-Mar-10
Spike, chill. Opti - really, you got better things to do as we all do. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 00:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
Spike: I thought this article was funny. I spent several hours last time you got your knickers in a twist trying to explain why I banned you for 45 mins and you still don't get it, so I'm sure as hell not going to bother trying to explain this to you now. It is very different. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 07:58, Mar 10
Hyper: Cos you never wrote under a different name for a laugh right? Think about that one. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 07:58, Mar 10

Waking the Cadaver

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The band sucks ass, but the page could have been funnier than this. --Wilytank 14:12, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg They're FAGGOTS! Unusually bad bandcruft. Several no-lifes have used the article to avoid creating a discussion page. I'll withdraw this if someone notes that they are actually FAGGOTS and that that is somehow notable. Spıke ¬ 14:19 9-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.well done whoever made this--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:49, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Godawful. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:51, Mar 9
  • Delete. Trumpeting Randumbos...this is bad...--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:54, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Though I'm more of a grindcore fan, I am partial to Waking the Cadaver. They're a decent band in my opinion, but this article is shit. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 21:32 Mar 9 2010
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  • I wouldn't think they're gay. Considering they have songs like "Pigtails are for Face Fucking" and "I know the Insides of Women". Their lyrical themes center around rape, gore and violence. --Wilytank 17:03, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
All right, then the article either has even less to do with reality, or all the gay-bashing is nuanced irony by a virtuoso writer. Bets in! Spıke ¬ 18:24 9-Mar-10

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  • Delete. This article ain't nothin' but bandcruft, so let's delete it like they do on the Discovery Channel, or something. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:02, Mar 9
  • Symbol delete vote.svg DEEMED GAY. And all the band members want to be black. Bandcruft plus vanity plus nearly empty sections plus other typographical horrors, necessarily without any purpose in comedy, because this article has none. Spıke ¬ 11:19 9-Mar-10 But it does have UU's signature at the bottom, for some reason.
    Y'know those handy dandy buttons that appear above the editor window? The ones that occasionally take their time loading, and pop into place just as you're clicking on what you think is the top of the article, to put your cursor in the box and add the VFD template, so instead of doing that, it turns out you added your sig without realising? Yeah - those. Bastards, aren't they? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:32, Mar 9
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete There are better versions, but no good versions. Also racist against white people.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:01, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Band on the Cruft...--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:55, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg deadly. It is deadly. This little rant is done with some skill in English, though it mixes in too much randomness, because the author really doesn't have much to say about the subject. So give it to your Peru editor. Spıke ¬ 11:16 9-Mar-10
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  • A replacement is taking shape at User:SPIKE/El Niño. Already better than the original, which y'all thought was much worse than I did, and doesn't use any of it. Illustration from NASA/JPL. Y'all may want to tug it in a few new directions. Spıke ¬ 01:43 10-Mar-10

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sections 1 and 2 are pretty clever. Intro is all nagging, stereotypes, and swears--the standard junior-high-school stuff. Section 3 and beyond is listcruft. And it ends with a link to Matts tiny penis. Spıke ¬ 02:56 9-Mar-10
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Hold off, it's only 21 active, and it should get back down to 20 when Poopsmith arrives. Spıke ¬ 02:53 9-Mar-10
Oh, nevermind. I guess. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:04, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
Unless you-know-who arrives first with his BAN STICK!!! Spıke ¬ 03:20 9-Mar-10
I rarely nominate on here, so missed that ruling - it doesn't invalidate the nom though, just potentially brings the ban gods down on my head. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  04:10, 9/03/2010
The ruling wasn't delivered by the postman. It's right above the vote tables, trying its damnedest in six garish colors to attract attention. Spıke ¬ 11:13 9-Mar-10
Yeah... outside of where it says "Rules ond regulations", which given that it's a rule you'd kinda expect it to be there, not buried down in a miasma of ugly formatting where I couldn't be bothered reading through to because, surprisingly, I thought I'd already reda the rules. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 01:48, Mar 10 2010 UTC

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:34, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
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  • The Keep vote by Videogames4all (a contributor to the article) is unsigned, unpersuasive (we told you what was wrong with it!) and broke the bleeping VFD table! Epic fail! Spıke ¬ 03:02 9-Mar-10
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Nice try, but breaking the template does not stop the vote. This guy (gal?) was also responsible for the Sailor Moon articles we huffed last month. Even worse they admit it on their user page.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:41, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
Counselor, this point did not make my case but was to damage the witness's credibility. Spıke ¬ 11:11 9-Mar-10

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Inphamy. It's a creative concept to let the super-villain write his own page, especially a boasting French one. Ze French accent is cute, though not done consistently. Lists, exclamation points, and external links have to go. Spıke ¬ 12:10 8-Mar-10 PS--I will fix the above if this is kept.
  • Keep I didn't even look at it, but anytime Spike says he will fix it you know that a good page will emerge from the dreck. Just look at "The Hurt Locker" (not the page, the movie) which Spike rewrote after that woman director turned in a stub. Nice work. Aleister in Chains 13:22 8.3 p.s. I read the page, and laughed a few times. Well worth the saving. He's proud of his restraining orders! Maybe we should have an official Uncy 'Resraining Order template". Spike, of course, can expand and give this frenchy villian a wider universe to play in. Al in Chains, awhile later.
  • Keep. I laughed too. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 16:13, Mar 8, 2010
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 22:39, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bad comic book character article not by Crablogger. Mostly a list with some very, very short sections surrounding it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:37, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 11:52, Mar 9

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The version you started out with was deletable. Your version is much better, except that the plot is overlong. The usual approach to a "failed re-write" is called Revert. But please don't. Spıke ¬ 13:12 8-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - Dude, was I too harsh? User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 16:12, Mar 8, 2010
What, did you Pee Review this? What do you think that spilled bottle of sleeping pills beside the bed means?! Spıke ¬ 19:14 8-Mar-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Self Nom + Delete What an epic failure this author is. I say we delete his article and ban his ass. But seriously, this was a failed re-write of mine and I move to delete it. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 07:55 EST 8 Mar, 2010
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Amalgam Comics

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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. See above. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:25, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Katie Ka-Boom

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Katie Kaboom was the weakest recurring segment in the otherwise funny show Animaniacs, but it was still ten times better than this crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The manufactured bio is childish, toilet-based, and relates to nothing in reality. Spıke ¬ 12:30 8-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 22:54, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Spider-man and his Amazing Friends

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's on topic, decently written, funny in places, and about something real. But creator "Webhead" has not been on for over three years; if we slap a [ICU] Rewrite on it, will anyone see it? I've never watched the show, but I'll give it a copy edit if someone will find illustrations. Spıke ¬ 12:02 7-Mar-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's on topic but it's just really, really shabby. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:04, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Spike, ICU is for articles less than a week old. A Rewrite or Fix template would be more appropriate, but I'd prefer to have someone start over on this altogether if they wanted to have it. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
I stand corrected. It doesn't need to exist, but it can be whipped into shape. Spıke ¬ 19:45 7-Mar-10
If it be the consensus, I am totally willing not to work on it. Spıke ¬ 02:31 8-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (formerly Keep) As two more worthy candidates for a Save have emerged onto VFD, I am now eager not to work on this article, especially given its limited benefit in addition to the regular Spider-Man article. Spıke ¬ 15:10 8-Mar-10
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R2D2

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What sort of humor can you write about Star Wars' squeaky robot toolbox? Fuckall apparently. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:45, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The task is doable, but unbegun. Line 1 is a fine illustration of an encyclopedia cliché, showing how much clearer it would be to just start the article, "R2D2 is". Later on, the tedious listcruft is a flagrant waste of disk space. Spıke ¬ 12:04 8-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article didn't even include an actual picture of R2D2. --Wilytank 17:01, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:38, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Plan 2 from Outer Space

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Uncyclonepedia

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STOP TRYING TO PLAY GOD! YOU ARE NOT GOD! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 08:03 Mar 9 2010

Chocolate Zim

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Metal Zim

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Cyborg Zim

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Batra

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Brønnøysund

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg wtfPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:47, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another town without enough to make an interesting spoof.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:27, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Disgusting smegma. Even if Brønnøysund does have peculiarities, the article is not based on any of them. Spıke ¬ 11:50 7-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 19:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. there is only one thing worse than towncruft, and that is foreign towncruft (and by foreign, I mean outside the Anglosphere). --Mn-z 02:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Cilla Black

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Puns about her name, wibble, list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:56, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Tit Toucher of the Year 1642. Eats poo. --Roman Dog Bird 04:36, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Content-free --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:48, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Eats pooPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:58, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Eats poo. Article gets off on the wrong foot, regarding having a theme, with "Britain's most/least loved." Intro is a rant; Section 1 is random; Section 2 is a list. It is an article on a notable, real person with a tiny amount of relevance to her real attributes, but any rewriter won't use more than 10% of what's there. Spıke ¬ 11:56 7-Mar-10
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Cheese Doodles

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not a damn thing worth saving here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nor anywhere in its history, which (except for blankings and reverts) ended in 2007. Spıke ¬ 00:44 7-Mar-10
  • Your mother cheese doodle original.gif --Roman Dog Bird 04:46, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Vintage crap but crap all the same. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. did somebody spork that from illogicopedia? --Mn-z 02:37, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Wycombe District Council

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I may or may not care about your dirthole district but I care even less about its council. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:28, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remarkable! this city council planned all the civic decay, and is even on good terms with land developers I want to fail! But the article is inadvertently funny when it talks about the "terriorist" threat. Spike for Dog Catcher. Spıke ¬ 23:49 6-Mar-10
  • Delete. Like so many articles about any certain place, the author forgets that you need to get above the level of petty abuse/rant to make it interesting for anyone else.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:14, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:47, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yeah. No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:41, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
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That One Guy

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  • Delete. This Guy-cruft. Probably should redirected to That Guy. --Mn-z 03:56, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Randumbo. If I may usurp a Romartus keyword. The only thing worse than sixth-graders being asked to speak extemporaneously for five minutes on a given subject and think that it carries over to print, is sixth-graders creating a fantasy Mini-Me and wasting an article speculating on his character. Spıke ¬ 04:20 6-Mar-10
You can for now as I haven't patented Randumbo..yet --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:16, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • yawn --Roman Dog Bird 05:28, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:17, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We've got this guy, that guy, and you. Why do we need this? --Wilytank 01:09, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
    It must be my computer screen but everytime I see your signature Wilytank..I think you are commenting as Willytank. Makes you sound like an obscure obscenity. Sorry.. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 01:49, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Free Willy! Romartus, I'm afraid it might also be your eyes. Spıke ¬ 02:32 8-Mar-10
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

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  • Keep. This is not random. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed masterminded the 9/11 attacks and I think deserves a very mocking entry on here. I just started the article ("jiggylo" was an intentional misspelling btw). If you think it should be changed, then why not put in some effort to improve it instead of simply deleting it? The article is not unsalvagable and is a topic that I think everyone will agree deserves an entry (unless of course you think the 9/11 attacks weren't noteworthy :P). SirKris 10:14, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
So if you don't vote keep to this article you hate America right? Who are you Henry Kissinger? We don't vote on VFD based on what someone promises to do. You have had 3 weeks already. DON'T remove VFD tags again or I will ban you. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 11:59, Mar 6
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  • Delete. A random incoherent mess, shows some limited potential early on but takes a massive nosedive when you pass the first two lines. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:29, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • I wonder what a 'jiggylo' is. Did the writer mean gigolo? Anyway it's just randumbo soup in its current form. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 10:09, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Looks like a pile of crap to me. Yea, it's a notable subject, but I see no reason this needs to remain in mainspace. If anyone wants to fix it, go ahead. Meanwhile, it's still crap and can best be worked on in userspace. We don't vote on VFD based on what someone promises to do. They might not do it. Vote based on the current state of the article. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 11:47, Mar 6
  • Delete Sirkris. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:22, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. VFD is not always confined to the current state of the article, we may consider the likelihood that it will attain high quality, or courtesy to a new user. This author has responded to the nomination by removing the VFD tag and, above, inviting others to do the spade work and readying an ad-hominem defense--his last recorded contribution. Since then, Mr. I.P.Anon has curiously removed the VFD tag a second time, with a lecture on procedures; and no one has lifted a finger to improve the article. My view is that it isn't going to happen. Spıke ¬ 17:12 6-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per MrN9000. the article can always be worked on in userspace. --Mn-z 18:25, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • yeah i ain't no nice guy. fuck your piece of shit page. --Roman Dog Bird 20:29, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For I also am the son of a popular deity and a media icon, and do not like competition. I also enjoyed Spike's brief character-analysis; "He's supremely dumpy-looking, doesn't bathe, and plots to kill civilians" more than the entire article. --Matfen 22:02, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Yes, about three weeks old. I will withhold my Delete vote to see if SirKris can quickly learn how to write humor--The Chief Justice has already referred him to UN:HTBFANJS. KSM is notable and deserves the bitterest page we can assemble. Let's see: He's supremely dumpy-looking, doesn't bathe, and plots to kill civilians. That doesn't mean this page is any good. What have you given us? Star Trek, Alex Trebek, and Wal-Mart greeters. This is what Romartus means by "randumbo"--It's dumb and it's random. You must do better. Quickly. Spıke ¬ 12:24 5-Mar-10