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Banned IP[edit]

I apologize for posting this here, however it took quite awhile to find a page on which I'm not currently banned. I've tried contacting User:Dawg, and many of the other admins however I'm unable to contact anyone. I'm actually not sure if even this post will get through however I'm banned on the following IP's:

While I understand vandals need to be banned from time to time (and coming from Wikipedia I'm certainly used to that) however the reason all these IP's are banned are for of hard labour for insulting an admin AND screwing with many pages!. I checked the history (as I do periodicly to check up on any vandalizing coming from the IP) however of IP's I've found, only the last edit of one or two have been vandalized (with the vast majority of my edits outnumbering the two or three blankings) and found nothing of insulting an Admin. While it's been suggested I sign up for an account, although I'm rather against that (if not for the fact I would almost certainly contribute little, if any, humor to Uncyclopedia) and while I'm certainly used to one or two blocked IP's from time to time the problem I have is that nearly all of these addresses have no history of vandals and in fact have a large amount of useful contributions. If there was regular vandal activity on the IP's I use I would certainly sign up, if only to differenciate my edits from vandals, however it appears I'm the only regular user of these IP's. In any case would it be possible for someone to post this to 1735 before it's nominated for qvfd ?

We understand the inconvenience. We had to temporarily range block huge chunks of AOL's crap proxies due to some rather annoying things being done by a vandal, who had a different IP with each edit. You really must make a login if you are on aol during periods of vandalism. --User:Splaka/sig 05:48, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
PS if you are the guy from User_talk: you must register. The wiki needs unfunny people too! Mostly to delete crap. With a login you can build trust, etc. --User:Splaka/sig 06:13, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I left an apology to you on my talk page since you have a dynamic IP - User_talk:Dawg.

old stuff[edit]

Category:Years (obviously the semi-colon needs to be taken out.)


HUZZAH!--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wouldn't that song from HMS Pinafore be more appropriate "And I polished up the handle so carefully, That now I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy" ? --Joachim22 07:50, 27 June 2006 (UTC)


Where's the RFA page on this site? ----Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 04:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)


Where are those Cool, Sexy, Helpful Admins located ? 02:44, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

/me plucks out eyes, flees page. User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm telling you, that never gets old. And the great thing is that if it ever does, all one needs to do is add another adjective. Where are the cool, sexy, helpful, callipygian admins located? User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:14, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Message to administrators[edit]

If you have a crush on Jenna, then block me infinite. If you don't have a crush on Jenna, then block me no more than one year. We'll Make it Last, by Doc Powell 22:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Now, We'll Make it Last, by Doc Powell (unsurprisingly a stupid name from an equally unintelligent creature), this is no way to speak....ever. You sound like an uneducated prick, and furthermore frustrate me to the point of homicide for want of a less vague query. Next time you ask us about our crushes and whatnot, please be more specific. In closing, you suck.-User:Ljlego/sig 01:51, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
Obviously a sockpuppet of Template:Contribs and Template:Contribs. What's funny is that this guy's been blocked for 30 years. So apparently, YOU FAIL. --User:AAA!/sig 05:32, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
The sad part is that it's this easy to amuse this guy...unlike me. It takes at least a jingling of keys to keep my interest. User:Modusoperandi/sig 05:41, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
/me dangles daddy's keys in front of MO --User:AAA!/sig 05:47, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
/me claps hands, is amused, spills sippycup User:Modusoperandi/sig 06:03, 17 October 2007 (UTC)


How do we become admins on this site? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Electrical Experiment (talk • contribs)

We don't. Go edit articles. User:Cajek/sig2

That pic[edit]

It made me laugh when I first joined the site and it still does today. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 13:18, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Pages to be deleted[edit]

There doesn't appear to be a way to delete a user page, once it has stopped serving its purpose. Can you suggest a way to do this? Phrank Psinatra 02:05, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD. --Andorin Kato 02:10, August 30, 2011 (UTC)