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What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning?[edit]

Has any one figured out why winning isn't nothing but a losers game? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Trouble (talk • contribs)

Because this is no game. It's a place where we report vandals, jerks, and jackasses here so they can receive their punishment that they deserve to suffer from, like the pathetic maggots that they are. Also, please remember to sign your post dude. Cheers--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig3 04:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
Huh? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:55, 23 December 2010
Sorry if that sounded kinda harsh, just expressing my opinion. But its true nevertheless--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig3 05:06, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm so confused... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 05:08, 23 December 2010
Me too....Who are you?--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig3 05:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm that guy over there. *gestures vaguely* ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:54, 23 December 2010
Can I have of that popcorn now? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 07:09, Dec 26 2010 UTC
You like heart attack popcorn? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 09:43, 26 December 2010
Not as good as candied popcorn, but still yummy. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 09:46, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. They're a great band. I saw them when they were touring with embolism crackerjacks back in '79. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
That tour never came to Australia. Wasn't that the one where the drummer spontaneously combusted? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 09:52, Dec 26 2010 UTC
Yes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:14, 26 December 2010

So...[edit]

If I ban someone on the list, am I supposed to, like, notate that I did it? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Once you're done, add {{BPC|Hyperbole}} to the top of the list. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, don't do that. Do what the cool people do, instead: {{BPC|Famine}} or some other random admin who ain't around. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 05:22, 5 March 2011

They say that...[edit]

Some of the people checked on Ban Patrol went on a date with Olipro. I always used to think of this as some sort of ugly punishment, but I don't now. I LOVE YOU OLIPRO! HIRE ME!!! --User:Scofield/sig 08:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)