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Am I the only one that sees the redundant irony in talking about Chat? -- Anajana

How about the irony of an uncyclopedia banning not only one citizen, but her entire fucking state from chatting on IRC because they changed their nickname? I mean WTF! That jagoff Splaka must have some nepotistic connections to be allowed to behave like a fucking Hitler on the comedy channel! -- 04:59, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella

My dearest Citranella... First off, let me give you a bit of advise: such hostile behaviour will only act in your disadvantage. If you cannot act civilized, you're not worth listening to. But I'm willing to make an exception. Tell me, what did you change your nickname to? In fact, sketch for me the chain of events that led to you banning. Thanks. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|MDA 05:07, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Dear MoneySign... Here's the sketch: First off, I went to IRC CHAT, you know, chat where people are supposed to get to know eachother and have fun, but everyone seemed to have a stick up their ass and get pissed off because I said {{hi}}, then after changing my nick a few times they offed and banned me along with the rest of my state apparently for life. Capiche?--{{User:[Citranella]/sig}} 05:14, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella

I knew I should have specified "objectiveness".... Ah well. I guess I get the picture. Though you didn't answer my question: what did you change your name to? Was it something offensive or insulting? Or did you change your nick multiple time in rapid succession? And why do you suppose they had a "stick up their ass", as you so colourfully put it? Are you sure you weren't being a bit of a "jerk" (kind of like you're acting now, but I guess I can understand your angered reaction a bit)?
As for your entire state being banned, I don't think it is... The banlist has *!* (your IP) and one minute later *!*@*dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com . Neither qualifies as a state-wide ban. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|MDA 05:33, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

It might have been a random person with no power.--Killer 3.14 15:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

ooh - I suggest flagging this a n00bs-only area. --Nerd42 17:33, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Offended n00b here. What do you mean by a - n00bs only area? n00bs are not monkeys, they are a species of perfectly silly imperfectly endangered fish, chartered by the UNcouncil for fish preservation to roam wherever they will at their whim. Please, do not offend the n00b, do not feed them while asleep, and do not make multiple copies of this protest. Any other opinion should be reffered to the international society for preservation of sushi dishes. Aditya Kabir 04:25, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

irc://irc.freenode.net is no longer working, so now people are at irc://chat.freenode.net, in case anyone was curious about what was going on (although I'm probably the last person to have figured this out). Since this is a wiki and all, why isn't this information on the main chat page yet? .-. Mandaliet 04:07, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

yikes --Nerd42 04:27, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

testing惡龍 01:32, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Now that my 4-day uncyc ban is up, can you remove me from the block list on irc? --Nintendorulez | talk 00:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)


Direct link on front page[edit]

i would like to see the direct link on the front page next to the link to this page for quick access. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 04:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

To where? the cgi link or the irc:// link? It can't be put on the same line in the nav box I don't think. *tests*. I can't get it to.... Besides, it is good to give people the full information on how to gets here. Precious. I changed all the various links (some to irc://, some to the cgi) to this page, so as to give a central location for updated information. --Splaka 05:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

It currently says:

I would like to change it to:

I didn't mean on the site menu, I meant just on the Main Page --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 05:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)


Not sure if this is the place for this but I don't really care. I tried to follow sig custimization directions but they didnt work. It said something about a "nickname" tab under my preferences but it's not there. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CheddarBBQ (talk • contribs)

Forum:Help is probably where you're lookin' for - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:04, Feb 22
You're right, this is completely the wrong place to ask your question. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 02:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)


Umm Help? I can't log on, it says I'm banned... I certainly don't remember doing anything banworthy, in fact, my last post was pretty positive... did you guys change something and not tell the ol' slacker? if so, tell me how to log on in my talk page--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 06:58, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Try coming in to #wikicities ? --Splaka 07:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
It was banned (k-lined) on freenode, sorted now. --

Splaka 23:27, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

I don't know what could have happened, but you probably fucked up and therefore deserved it. --Teh Black Warrior

What the hell happened to my definition. I can't find it anywhere. Could somebody help me?

Milwaukee brewers[edit]

hey I just finished my first full edit, just want to check if its ok

Has anybody here ever skateboarded or worn a rubber glove?

Important, any Admins, look here please[edit]

The ip adress has been banned from making any changes to this website for the next month, because of some really bad material from that adress. I must protest, since this is infact a school ip adress, and you have infact banned the entire school. Meaning i now have less time to edit, because i can only do it from home (and incase anyone suggests it, i did NOT write that realy bad material that got the ip banned in the first place) I hope you will find a way to let me continue editing from school, and i also hope i dont have to suffer for one persons twisted sence of humour.

Why did I get blocked?? cause you're dumb[edit]

OK, something's up with Uncyc. First my IP gets blocked for some reason. Now I can't create an account because it says I've already created two. Do the acc's on Wikipedia affect my making an acc on Uncyc?

No, actually... it appears that the ENTIRE INTERNET was blocked for a while through some problems with a server. Sorry about the inconvenience.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 05:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC) 15:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I need to be saved from IRC bannination[edit]

I recently registered for an account on IRC, and it won't let me on, it says that im banned from the Uncyclopedia Channel. My IP is: If you could please unban me from IRC, I will give who ever claims that he did my special award. Capercorn

What happened?[edit]

I can't send anything in IRC! What happened? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

It probbably is Mode: +m. It mutes ANYONE without +v.Probably a w00t raid or something. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:00, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Ah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Also, you may be quiet-banned. +v allows you to speak without an unban. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 01:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro muted you. I don't know the reason. What were you doing before the time you were on before you found you couldn't talk? Spang talk 01:26, 31 May 2007
Oh yeah... he went on a TYATU nick fest. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Please stop with this enciclopedia[edit]

I hate how you satirize greate people like Mother Teresa, John Paul II, George Bush,etc. I do not see any humor, just propaganda. Please stop with this enciclopedia and sygh to God. I will not vandalise this wiki since it would not be fare to you. God ---- Honor ---- Country -- 22:40, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Did you just seriously compare someone like George Bush to Mother Theresa? I mean, come on, that defies soooo many laws, including decency and logic. It's like comparing the Pope with Jesse James! And on a side note, L2Spell/gramm0rtic1ze!!!11!!1!!!el3venty!!!! Robertodole 00:49, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
Well, fair enough. OK guys, you heard him. Everybody out, we're shutting down. ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Technically, this page is for discussion of our IRC channel, not Uncyclopedia itself. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 23:02, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Good idea Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)!!! As an admin you should pursue my request farther. God ---- Honor ---- Country -- -- 18:14, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

But propaganda is so cool!!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

But I'd lose 1 third of my life if Uncyclopedia dies! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:55, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Okay, who wants to save Uncyclopedia!?! Think of TYATU!!! BENSON!!! OUROBOROS!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! ED SUCKING!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
What that guy said. Premier Tom Mayfair


Hello Glourious Adminati! I, Capercorn, hath been blocked from #uncyclopedia. My IP is, Thanks in advance. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 03:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)


Has anyone else noticed that #@uncyclopedia seems to be abandoned? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 05:00, August 19, 2007

Yup. And, no, nobody cares is not the right answer. Everybody cares in fact, and it should be dealt with as such.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:47, 25 August 2007 (UTC)


I just made some articles! I love this website nad I'm willing to edit a lot. Maybe! Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 15:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Just a small tip: try posting in the Village Dump next time. This talk page is about our IRC channels. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 04:03, September 22, 2007

Oh, I didn't know that. I'll do that next time, okay? Sorry for bothering ye folks! Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 07:22, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Crap in a hat[edit]

I think Idoru hates me. He hasn't let me in on IRC on any fucking CGI gateway for like, an hour. What was it THIS time? A Mass freenode crapflood? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes, that is quite irritating. Would someone please unblock the CGI gateway??????????????2222222 --THE 01:29, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
We're working on it. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:35, September 25, 2007
According to staff, they've blocked it for abuse and it will be back sometime later tonight or tomorrow. For now, try http://java.freenode.net. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 02:14, September 25, 2007
One word:DAMNIT. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
It let me on the first time, then I accidentally quit and now it's set to invite only. Psh. /me gives up and goes to bed. --THE 02:34, 25 September 2007 (UTC)


Why am I blocked? What did I do? --

Were you blocked from Uncyclopedia or the IRC channel? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 20:20, October 29, 2007

Someone Pleast tell wolf...[edit]

Could someone please tell wolf to check his User talk page so that I might actualy get unblocked. I'd tell huim myself but he seems to be ignoring me.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 20:49, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Unban'd. Don't do it again. Spang talk 20:56, 29 Oct 2007
Thank you much Spang.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:04, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Require NickServ registration[edit]

I think that we should start requiring IRC users to register their nicks with NickServ. In addition, I think we should link to http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup and the rest of http://freenode.net/faq.shtml on Uncyclopedia:Chat. Does anyone else think this is a good idea? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 23:09, Feb. 19, 2008


The web based client takes forever to load, and while I am occupying myself, it finishes loading and I get disconnected before I realise I'm connected. =P Isshiki Kotonashi-sama =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 23:07, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

banning question[edit]

This site is full of language, bias, sarcasm, and just plain stupid things. So, what could you possibly do to get banned from here? Only thing I could imagine someone getting banned for is deleting large sections of an article or saying off-topic things.

Yeah, blanking pages, creating vanity, being a dick, refusing to accept degrading sex acts from the admins. That's what'll get you banned. --THE 20:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Fuck you all. Baseball16 21:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, ok... you sure you don't wanna date a little, first, or something? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:55, May 26

blocked from the chatroom[edit]

I'm Garry and someone blocked me. Would someone be able to find out why? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)

What's the name you use in the chat? -RAHB 07:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Garry The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
What message(s) did you get when you tried to join it? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:00, Jul. 11, 2008
You are banned from this channel The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
It appears that the IP that you were using was blocked because we had a few annoying users coming in and causing problems with that IP. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:02, Jul. 11, 2008
Would you please be able to unblock me if possible The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
Because of how annoying that IP was and the fact that you have the same IP as those annoying users, I'm not going to remove the ban right now, but I might reduce it to a quiet-ban so that you can join, but you won't be able to talk unless I or another op voices you. Is this IP a school IP? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:09, Jul. 11, 2008

no The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)

Ok. I'll let you back in for now, but be careful. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:19, Jul. 11, 2008

My Personal Happy Crack. :D

== HAPPY CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==

Hey Garry, What the F*ck did you do to get banned? *sniffs Happy Crack* --BlackSugaBabyGurl 02:13, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

So this is a chat page....[edit]

Um...Yeah...I really don't know where to start...?--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 21:36, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey! Someone banned me! Tim

Oh, I'm so sorry...what did you do to get banned from chat?--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 20:29, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't work on my computer cause I have Vista...[edit]

Damn It! Please can't you change the chat server please. I have this fuckin shitty Microsoft Vista. Please change it. Damn, I hate Vista....--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 20:28, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

I have vista on one of my machines and it works fine. Which browser are you using? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
Actually, It says that I have to sign up for it. But, wait I thought if you already had an account on Uncyc.

than it would be free. But, when I clicked on the link a second time, this message came up saying: "This web page cannot be displayed". I was wondering if their was something wrong with the server.--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 20:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Did you try to use the CGI access? In any case you need to register again for the IRC, it's being run by a different server. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:40, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
Register *for free,* btw. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Nov 11

Wtf y waz i banned?[edit]

I DID NOTHING WRONG! i rekwezt unbanning, i use some varents of PieSOup in chat k. PieSoup CLICK HERE 04:26, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Kan I haz cheezberger?


heeeelllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I try to go to the uncyclopedia chat it redirects me to a chatroom titled you_have_got_to_be_kidding wtf happened!? 22:07, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

This sucks[edit]

Fun Fact: You can't do IRC on the Wii. And I don't have a computer. Lame.--Kaotikus


how could someone even vandalize a article on uncyclopedia?

I don't know--Killer 3.14 15:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Article Curiosity[edit]

I noticed Rina Chan and PsyGuy both have articles and I was curious why no one has created one for kirbopher15? The other two even mention some facts about him in their own articles and they're both great articles. Don't know him? He's a newgrounds artist that makes parody flashes like this one about Transformers:


Maybe it will entice people to want to learn more about him and give him an article.

I don't get it[edit]

What is sockpuppet suppose to mean? (And please give me a serious answer.)

EDIT: OK, now I know what it is. I am Defender Miz, and I assure you that I was NOT doing the sockpuppet thing. Why would I need to do it here anyways? This guy was just trying to help me with this article that I was doing and you guys just ASSUMED that we were the same people? Do you even have proof, like, same E-Mail address?


Why was I banned from IRC? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 05:44, 12 12, 2009

Banned from IRC Channel[edit]

I admit I have done wrong and am deserving to be banned from channel. I will not play with irc any more. I will move on in life and try to write articles and be a productive man. Haha, I don't care! --EmperorLOLZORZ 20:39, December 1, 2010 (UTC)


Hello, how do you change your hostname on irc.freenode.net? Tasmania 21:55, February 5, 2012 (UTC)


How am I banned from the IRC? Premier Tom Mayfair 02:17, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hello? Premier Tom Mayfair 02:25, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
You aren't apparently. User:Frosty/sig3 07:27, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
How do you unblock me? --2605:A000:76C4:E600:3CA1:BAF7:C1D2:7766 13:25, 23 January 2016 (UTC)


can someone please help me out and explain how to upload a picture to a page i'm going crazy (Codonrotton (talk) 23:02, June 10, 2012 (UTC))

fr interwiki[edit]

Could anyone add [[fr:Désencyclopédie:IRC‎]]? ArthM (talk) 02:14, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

D'accord. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
We switched from IRC to Jabber a long time ago, you should change this to fr:Désencyclopédie:Jabber . Thx. -- 03:38, July 3, 2012 (UTC)


Please unblock me from #uncyclopedia because I told people to unblock me on the site but I got banned just iike Seppy flicked my nose and said "Nuh-uh! Bad dog." --2605:A000:76C4:E600:3CA1:BAF7:C1D2:7766 13:23, 23 January 2016 (UTC)

NEWSFLASH! THE TWO UNCYCLOPEDIAS ARE SEPARATE ENTITIES! Mentioning Uncyclopedia Wikia may be enough to get you banned from Uncyclopedia's IRC channel, because that irc channel has been ceded to en.uncyclopedia.co. The split was not a pleasant one, since not everyone on Uncyclopedia before the split visited IRC on a regular basis, or at all. So those who wanted to chat instead of write, went to en.uncyclopedia.co Those who weren't constantly on chat stayed at uncyclopedia.wikia.com. (PS - If someone from en.uncyclopedia.co comes along and wants to contest this claim - please, please prove me wrong by writing something!) Later on, those who got kicked off of uncyclopedia.wikia.com for attention whoring, went to en.uncyclopedia.co, and more often than not, later got kicked off of en.uncyclopedia.co for not listening to the admins there. I occasionally visit IRC, and the rules there are pretty lax. So if you got banned from IRC, you probably pissed some people off. Take some time off for them to cool off then plead your case to go back on IRC with an admin on en.uncyclopedia.co. And then when you go back, prove yourself there by not doing what you did before to piss people off. Like ask for privileges on another site over which they have no control. Simsilikesims (talk) 05:01, 31 January 2016 (UTC)

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