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United Empire of Anglosaxondom, Israel and Japan (English)
安黒索尊椅子羅恵瑠日本連合帝国 (Japanese Shinjitai)
安黑索尊椅子羅惠瑠日本聯合帝國 (Japanese Kyūjitai)
Flag of the United Empire.png Stamfordshire-Flag.png
(Frug) (Goat of Farms)
Motto: In Lucifer We Rust
Anthem: 切り歌謡 (Kirigayō; Japanese: The Song of Cut), God Shave the Queen
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All the territories claimed by the UE'ish government.
Official Languages American English (nationalwide)
British English (in British Empire); Hebrew, Arabic (in Israeli Empire); Japanese (in Japanese Empire)
Capital Crawford
Government Absolute monarchy, Federation
Grand Emperor (Dajō Tennō or Jōkō) George I (Jōji Dajōhōō 上皇 or Jōji Jōkō 太上皇)
Prime Minister Dick Cheney
Constituent empires American Empire, British Empire, Israeli Empire, Japanese Empire
National Heroes Jefferson Davis, Hideki Tojo, Osama bin Laden, etc.
Established September 11, Jōji 1
Preceded by United States of America, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, State of Israel, Japan, and their former/de facto colonies
Succeeded by United Nations
Currency Petroleum
Time zone Too many time zones
Internet TLD .ue
Calling code So many calling codes
Religion Ku Klux Klan, Nazism, Zionism, Shimaguni-konjō, Neocon, Communism, etc.

The United Empire of Anglosaxondom, Israel and Japan (United Empire; UE) is a federal empire and the largest Nation-State on the planet Earth, which is in the Sol system in the Milky Way galaxy, which in the 3rd dimension in the universe of Universities, which is an associate of the University of California system, which is located in California. The Empire is composed of four Constitutional Empires; American, British, Israeli and Japanese Empire.


On September 11, 2001, George W. Bush created a new united state between the United States and three powerful pro-US countries. He immediately christened it (with baby oil and a bottle of champagne) the "United Empire of Anglosaxondom, Israel and Japan" and professed himself to be Grand Emperor George I or Jōji Dajōhōō of the United Empire.

Constitutional empires[edit]

American Empire[edit]

  • Core country: United States of America
  • Head of State & Government: President of the United States (=Grand Emperor of the UE)
  • President: George W. Bush (=Grand Emperor George I of the UE)

British Empire[edit]

  • Core country: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland (revived state)
  • Head of State: King/Queen of the United Kingdom = King/Queen of France (revived pretence)
  • Queen-Empress: Elizabeth II
  • Head of Government: Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
  • Prime Minister: Tony Blair

Israeli Empire[edit]

  • Core country: State of Israel
  • Head of State & De jure Head of Government: President of Israel
  • President: Moshe Katsav
  • De facto Head of Government: Prime Minister of Israel
  • Prime Minister: Ehud Olmert

Japanese Empire[edit]

  • Core country: Itself
  • Mainlands: Naichi (內地; Honshu, Shikoku, Kyushu, Hokkaido)
  • De jure Head of State: Emperor (天皇; Tennō) of Japan
  • Emperor: Akihito
  • De facto Head of State: Shōgun (將軍; 将軍) of Japan
  • Shogun: NEVADA-tan
  • Head of Government: Prime Minister of Japan
  • Prime Minister: Junichiro Koizumi

God bless America and her closest allies, esp. Great Britain!