University of Central Florida

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University of Central Florida
Motto Reach for the clouds[1]
Established 1963[2]
School type Public
Space Grant[3]
President John Cleese
Location Orlando, Florida, USA
Campus 3.1415926 acres (5.73 mm²)[2]
Endowment $115.33 million[2]
Faculty 1,734[2]
Mascot Knightro

The University of Central Florida (commonly referred to as UCF) is a university located in Orlando, Florida. UCF is the largest undergraduate school in the state of Florida, the second largest school-including graduate programs, and is the sixth-largest university in the world.


History[edit]

Born out of the sea, UCF is still undergoing construction.

Academics[edit]

Colleges[edit]

Burnett Honors College[edit]

Dean: Alvin Y. Wang


College of Arts and Humanities[edit]

Dean: José B. Fernández


College of Business Administration[edit]

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UCF's Business Administration building in 2006, after a recent renovation

Dean: Thomas L. Keon


College of Education[edit]

Dean: Sandra L. Robinson

The College of Education awards nearly 60 academic degrees to prepare students for a career in both primary and secondary education. The college is accredited by the National Council for Accreditation of Teacher Education (NCATE), and houses the UCF Academy for Teaching, Learning and Leadership.

College of Engineering and Computer Science[edit]

Dean: Neal C. Gallagher


College of Health and Public Affairs[edit]

Interim Dean: Joyce Dorner


Rosen College of Hospitality Management[edit]

Dean: Abraham Pizam


College of Medicine[edit]

Dean: Deborah C. German


Burnett School of Biomedical Sciences[edit]

Director: Pappachan Kolattukudy


College of Nursing[edit]

Dean: Jean Leuner


College of Optics and Photonics[edit]

Dean: Eric W. Van Stryland


College of Sciences[edit]

Dean: Peter Panousis



Campus[edit]

It's like a circle.

Library[edit]

It dun gots books!

Athletics[edit]

Their football team sucks

Fight Song[edit]

Bravely Robin ran away, (No!) Bravely ran away, away. (I didn't!)

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. (No!) Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about (I didn't) And gallantly, he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet, (I never did!) He beat a very brave retreat, (Oh, lie!) Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. (I never!)


Student Life[edit]

the knight is dark and full of stress.

Traditions[edit]

Notable Alumni[edit]

None

  1. Graphics Standards and Brand Book. University of Central Florida Marketing. Retrieved on 2007-11-01.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 Facts About UCF. UCF Office of Institutional Research. Retrieved on 2007-10-28.
  3. FSGC Mission. Florida Space Grant Consortium. Retrieved on 2007-10-28.