|"This is a template"
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
|This article contradicts everything. Uncyclopedia encourages this, so please rewrite it so it contradicts nothing and your mom.|
|This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room..|
|The 12 Fundamental Cheeses|
|*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese|
|The 3 Noble Cheeses|
|*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"|
I don't have much to say, but I *DO* have somethings to say about YOU!
- <insert name here> really, really likes to huff kittens.
- <insert name here> thinks that .Hack is really awesome.
- <insert name here> is on here and not getting on with it with a girl. Loser.
- Did I already mention <insert name here> is on here and not getting on with it with a girl and is a loser?
- <insert name here> doesn't know a man is standing behind him with a knife.
Here is my page in all it's template glory! As you can see, I know everything about you, yes I .Hack knows your 4 deepest darkest secrets. Then again, it is kinda obvious. If you have come down this far on this piece of crap page
| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
than you must know that I have found Jesus
But, I will not be releasing him anytime soon. Because he too, is not not allowed to edit my page, so if you edit my page you're gonna end up just like him, screwed. But, for the religious, I will bail him out for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollars, but since not even the US National Government or Bill Gates aka The First Computer Geek the religious are screwed.