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Varg J Vikernes, classy as ever.
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
DarkSideOfTheMoon.jpg This user is a Proghead. He is a fan of Progressive Rock music. He has far superior taste to mainstream music fans, and has yet to lose his virginity.

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DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

About this user[edit]

i am fuck

Fucking metal[edit]

Stalk me you whores![edit]

I am a Rush fanboy[edit]

What the inside of my brain looks like.

I hate Internet Explorer[edit]

google chrome pony is best pony

In addition to being a metalhead and a proghead, this user is also a brony[edit]

You are too, you just don't know it yet.

I make music[edit]

And you must listen to it:

A link to my sextape[edit]

you know you want to watch it