Marshall Steven Kauffman (1985-2053) was born in the Seattle General Hospital at 7:02 AM. He currently practices medicine in the same Hospital as an intern and has very little time to himself, which he wastes going on-line instead of sleeping, or eating (factual events end here). He lives in Seattle with his parents, Paul Reiser, an awarded nobelist and J.K. Rowling, a bank manager, his little brother, Moby, a high school student, his big sister, Joan of Arc, an attending in the Hospital, J.K.'s sister, Debra Messing, a crack addict recover waitress and Paul's father, Donald Trump, a retired Secret Service agent with amnesia problems. His friends, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker constantly are in his house. Yes, it's just like a sitcom.
- Calista Flockhart
- Sitcom (extreme makeover)
- Cell Church
- Methods of knowing you are in the USA
- January 19
- November 23
- Bios Improval Project
- Slowmopedia Reskin
- International Flags System
- My Signature
Pages To Do
- Flu Fighters, the Vitamin C band!
- Pink Bull, the energetic drink for the minority.
- Free Tibet, totally 100% no cost Tibet! must pay delivery fee of US$40
Pages Often Blessed With Contributions
- Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
- Where's Waldo?
- Golf trophy.jpg
The Earth has an ass too, y'know
This cat is not smoking, it is sucking on a stick
The 22 penises of USA
The elegant Microsoft Word interface
Playboy in Braille
A piano falls on you
Navi, Link in his red tunic and a black dude
Note that I suck at Photoshop, so
none only the images made in MS Paint and screenshots were made by me. Also, these are only some of them. Others here.
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You have truly earned this award. -- 22:35, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
You truly earned this one too. --KATIE!! 22:46, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- For helping me out with Player. -- 02:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
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You have two cows
- There is 1 Tsuga, it has been less crowded, but 2, those which are divided into the direction outside there are
- You pull out those which expand that and classify 2,
- 2 there is a freedom in those,
- One which divides into the direction on the outside which gives that 2 is free,
You are a gay man
- It is an eastern characteristic love male whom it spreads out
- It is the cheerful person
- Those, where it extends, are the singular east love man
- By the eastern piece formation of a cabinet which outside spreads out at the outside it is a love male who is only