User:Acid Ammo

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Biography[edit]

Marshall Steven Kauffman (1985-2053) was born in the Seattle General Hospital at 7:02 AM. He currently practices medicine in the same Hospital as an intern and has very little time to himself, which he wastes going on-line instead of sleeping, or eating (factual events end here). He lives in Seattle with his parents, Paul Reiser, an awarded nobelist and J.K. Rowling, a bank manager, his little brother, Moby, a high school student, his big sister, Joan of Arc, an attending in the Hospital, J.K.'s sister, Debra Messing, a crack addict recover waitress and Paul's father, Donald Trump, a retired Secret Service agent with amnesia problems. His friends, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker constantly are in his house. Yes, it's just like a sitcom.

Pages Created[edit]

File:Cliche kitty.jpg
That's about how cute I am

Pages To Do[edit]


Pages Often Blessed With Contributions[edit]

That's about how cute I am


Images Uploaded[edit]

Note that I suck at Photoshop, so none only the images made in MS Paint and screenshots were made by me. Also, these are only some of them. Others here.

My awards[edit]


I have placed your translation in your namespace for your perusal at your whim.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 00:19, 24 September 2006 (UTC)


You have truly earned this award. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 22:35, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

You truly earned this one too. --KATIE!! 22:46, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

- For helping me out with Player. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

File:Newcookie.gif BobBobBob has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


80px You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


Scientific Classification/Babel[edit]

Marshall Kauffman
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Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Primates
Family Hominidiae
Genus Homo
Species Sapiens
Binomial Name Marshall Kauffman
Primary Armament Sharp Answers
Secondary Armament Wittiness
Power Plant Randomization
HP: 1,731
Mana Points: 427
Strength: 149
Intelligence: 1,153,974
Weight 52 kilograms
Length 179 centimeters
Special Attack TV Guide By Heart Hability
Uncyclopedia:Babel
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
la-N This user is a native speaker of Latin.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of sign language.
ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.
45px This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)


Babelfish[edit]

You have two cows[edit]

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There is 1 Tsuga, it has been less crowded, but 2, those which are divided into the direction outside there are
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You pull out those which expand that and classify 2,
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2 there is a freedom in those,
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One which divides into the direction on the outside which gives that 2 is free,

You are a gay man[edit]

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It is an eastern characteristic love male whom it spreads out
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It is the cheerful person
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Those, where it extends, are the singular east love man
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By the eastern piece formation of a cabinet which outside spreads out at the outside it is a love male who is only