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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about AdvancedK9. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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This user is a CAFFEINE ADDICT, and is more damn proud of it than you are of YOUR MOM!... Well, maybe that was too obvious.

AdvancedK9 gets VERY horny around 10 year-old girls. Unless you wish to be raped, or...well, fucked in better words. Do not proceed
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)