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...and is smuggling cocaine!
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Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Amishman.jpg| This user is Amish, and probably shouldn't be using Uncyclopedia.


Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.


Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.


Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)
27 This user is 27 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she dances with the forest animals.